A Spelunky Adventure - On an indefinite haitus.

[ipwnu1337]

SIGNUPS are NOT open, so don't post if you're trying to sign up.  At all.  If you do, you'll be barred from entering the game for at the least, 3 sessions.

I SPECIFICALLY said not to post a signup.  You saw that, right?

Do not assume anything, unless I have already stated it or implied it.

Mariofan09 is barred from entering the game for either 3 sessions or 1 month, whichever is shorter.

If you think I'm being mean by doing this, you might be right.  However, there's no point in enstating rules if they aren't enforced, or nobody every follows them.
Signups are now open.  Anyone who has not played and is not barred from entering may enter.  If nobody who qualifies the above conditions applies, people who have already played may play again.

[Known & Unknown]

Name (Put the name of your character here):Brady
Race (Keep it spelunky related!):humanoid
Class (If human, state what type you are, ie caveman, shopkeeper, etc):cultist
Objective (What you want to accomplish):turn 10 spelunkers/tunnel men into cultists
Starting equipment (Pick 3):kapala, machete, bombs (bombs helmet)
Stats (Allocate 10 points into the following categories, you must have at least 1 in each stat):
Physique (How strong you are) :4
Perspicacity (How smart you are) :4
Pulchritude (How other people react to you):2

EDIT: does Hali's helmet count as one of my three items? if so, ditch the bombs

[ipwnu1337]

Lets get started!

[EDIT] The helmet doesn't apply to any of your item slots.

Besides, it's sized to fit a fish, so chances are, it won't fit very well.

[Known & Unknown]

>go/climb up the stairs, and see what is there

edit: the helmet is probably a good throwing weapon anyway

[halibabica]

Maybe you can use it as an iron knuckle or something.  After all, it covered Trevor completely, and he wasn't THAT small.

Good luck; ipwnu's ruthless!

[ipwnu1337]

You see Bob, your roommate sleeping on the floor.  You remember that he was stark raving drunk last night.

[Known & Unknown]

wake him up and see if he wants to help, if not, knock him out and sacrifice him
if the latter, collect any blood that appears when knocking him out, or sacrificing him

[ipwnu1337]

He's too hungover to help you.

Also, your conscience tells you not to sacrifice him, since, well, he's a childhood friend.

[Known & Unknown]

leave him and climb up the rope I am facing

[ipwnu1337]

There are exactly 10 spelunkers outside.  They're having a tournament to decide who has to enter the cave of death first.

[Known & Unknown]

spy on them until they make a decision, then while they are distracted, throw a bomb to their right, but without harming any of them, so you can scare them into going into the cave. then taunt them

[Audioworm]

Er, sorry if this is spam, but that might be kinda dangerous. They might be armed!

[ipwnu1337]

You throw.



The spelunkers, noticing you, attack before you have a chance to react (you're still coming down from the jump you had to take to actually throw the bomb).



You have died.

Sign-ups are open again.

[Audioworm]

Name (Put the name of your character here): Sigmund
Race (Keep it spelunky related!): HUman
Class (If human, state what type you are, ie caveman, shopkeeper, etc): Spelunker
Objective (What you want to accomplish): Rescue his girlfriend from evil cultists
Starting equipment (Pick 3): Climbing gloves, ninja suit, machete
Stats (Allocate 10 points into the following categories, you must have at least 1 in each stat):
Physique (How strong you are) : 5
Perspicacity (How smart you are) : 5
Pulchritude (How other people react to you): 5
(I selected extra stats for next time I play)
Hidden message:  If you do not read the first post, I will personally break your kneecaps.

[halibabica]

Wow, that was quick!  I wonder how many instant deaths I avoided by being overly-cautious...