A Spelunky Adventure - On an indefinite haitus.

[ipwnu1337]

You hear unimportant gossip.

[halibabica]

> sneak back to the fork, head right, then down.

[ipwnu1337]

Huh.

There are two pirahnas getting it on in this storeroom.  Well, as much as two fish can get it on.

They're too distracted to notice you.

[halibabica]

 

> swim back up and to the right

[ipwnu1337]

Pygopristis swims hastily past you, shouting "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK!"  (Censored for the kiddies on this board. =P.)

[halibabica]

>sneak carefully forward

[ipwnu1337]

o.O.

[halibabica]

if (not spotted yet)
{
hide around lower left bend;
}
else
{
follow Pygopristis;
if (rand(1,2) = 1) mutter curses;
}

[ipwnu1337]

You hear on your radio:  "All units fall back!  We've been spotted!"







Crap.  You and your squad are cornered.

Pristobrycon says: "I'll go pick the lock, it'll take a while though.  Do you think you can hold them off for a few minutes?"

Pygocentrus brandishes his revolver.

Pygopristis readies his length of lead pipe.

What do you do?  (Make equip actions.  Example: ready grappling hook head)

[halibabica]

> Equip your trusty HELMET!!! and ready your grappling hook.

> TO BATTLE!

[ipwnu1337]

You hastily don your helmet and wield your grappling hook.

The mob seems intimidated and starts to back off.

Lock picking: 10% done.

[halibabica]

> swing at anyone who gets close, but don't advance forward

[ipwnu1337]

You hear a loud, ripping, explosionly noise behind you.



SHIT, IT'S MEGAMOUTH.

Not good.

[halibabica]

Assuming all these companions aren't totally dead...

Tell Pygocentrus to fire on Megamouth's frontmost guards.

Tell Pristobrycon and Pygopristis to attack the guards on Megamouth's left and right.

Once/if they clear a path, attack Megamouth with the grappling hook (aim for his eyes).

[ipwnu1337]

They ignore you.  Since when were you their boss, anyway?

Either way, they do what is natural.  They attempt to break through.  They're mainly breaking through upwards, looks like.

Pristobrycon draws a knife and starts hacking away.  She stabs and kills a pirahna.
Pygocentrus shoots a pirahna, killing it.
Pygopristis knocks a pirahna unconsious with his pipe.
You back off a bit, the pirahnas ahead of you are starting to swarm.
"GO! GO! GO!"

"Lets get out of here!"