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« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2009, 11:14:12 PM » |
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The father is a trans?
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Arucard
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« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2009, 06:09:23 AM » |
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His fathers last words were about his wife, Spelunky... (uh I mean Dave's) mom. Hence he thought about her when remembering his father's last words.  |
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Kegluneq
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« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2009, 05:09:53 PM » |
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Maybe his father's last words were something along the lines of "Treat your wife well..." or "Women aren't worth it. Go do some treasure hunting!"
P.S. I in no way whatsoever believe in that last quote, and I'm sorry if I offend anyone, just givin' another example.
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« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2009, 05:14:28 PM » |
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Or "Ask your wife to stop getting stuck in walls"
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AresRomanGod
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« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2009, 05:50:22 PM » |
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Or, "God damnit stop falling in spikes."
Something along those lines.
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« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2009, 05:51:09 PM » |
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Derek should up the Damsel's intelligence so that she doesn't fall on spikes willingly.
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« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2009, 05:52:14 PM » |
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Or, y'know, he could make it so that she jumps right in when she sees spikes.  |
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« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2009, 05:53:29 PM » |
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Oh, and he should fix that sticky bomb thing. I've been blown up quite a few times. Although, with tunnel man I have no use for bombs.
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« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2009, 09:14:44 PM » |
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Haha, yes. I recall the first time I was trying to bomb-snipe an angry shopkeeper, while holding a damsel. I did manage to chuck her away, but at that point in my Spelunky career I was relying on Damsels for health so I felt sorry for the both of us. |
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« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2009, 05:09:12 AM » |
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"Women aren't worth it. Go do some treasure hunting!"
Nail on the head, that was definitely what he said!  |
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« Reply #40 on: October 12, 2009, 10:14:22 PM » |
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The father is a trans?
I just had a thought. It's called "the changing room," right? As in, a place where people change their clothes? That isn't the damsel we're playing as. It's the Spelunker in drag. |
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« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2009, 12:29:52 AM » |
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I just had a thought.
It's called "the changing room," right? As in, a place where people change their clothes?
That isn't the damsel we're playing as. It's the Spelunker in drag.
Wow, that's quite a catch. Makes it sound as if that was the intention too. |
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« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2009, 01:52:12 AM » |
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Then who's all the spelunkers calling for help?
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« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2009, 09:25:35 AM » |
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Figments of his booze-addled imagination.
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« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2009, 12:38:30 PM » |
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Figments of his booze-addled imagination.
I like to think of them as damsels dressed as our Spelunker. |
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