gummybears123
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« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2010, 01:34:07 PM » |
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The Ultimate Showdown
"Chuck Norris came down from the heavens...."
Youtube it
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
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Sudonimus
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Stop staring.
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« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2010, 01:38:08 PM » |
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 You knew. Yeah, the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. I remember because it was a good song.
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gummybears123
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« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2010, 01:49:40 PM » |
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The video was better
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
Kirbylord
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marsgreekgod
Big Bossy
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« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2010, 02:46:02 PM » |
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they where made at the same time
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Arucard
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« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2010, 05:05:59 PM » |
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I like Chuck Norris in Oblivion.
Wait a second! This is not the "Chuck Norris" thread!
Somebody make a joke, quick!
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marsgreekgod
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« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2010, 05:12:23 PM » |
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Show your power, Gun Del Hell! Show them their fate! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Here we go! Let's go, go, go, go, Django! Light and Dark! It comes down to this! Be afraid, Sun!
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gummybears123
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« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2010, 07:10:25 PM » |
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they where made at the same time
DUH, that's why its called a MUSIC VIDEO! The video is more entertaining than the music! That's what I said! |
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
Kirbylord
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Arucard
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Dance Forever Yeti :D
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« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2010, 10:27:17 AM » |
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Less of a joke and more of a humorous observation, but good.  Well here's one of the only dumb jokes I know. A guy walks into a bar, he says, "Ouch!" 'cause it's a metal bar.  |
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marsgreekgod
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« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2010, 11:04:15 AM » |
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the joke is:
Two men walk into a bar, the 3rd one ducks.
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Sudonimus
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Stop staring.
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« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2010, 01:02:12 PM » |
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Ahem, this is SUDO tells a joke please...
Two geese walk into a haunted house.
"Man, this is so scary, I'm getting people bumps!"
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AresRomanGod
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« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2010, 01:32:07 AM » |
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I mean, if you're a legal drinker, wouldn't you be interested
in other things besides forums...?
Do you have a job or go to college or something?
I work at night (10pm to 6am) and I'm off Mon and Fri. Besides I like games (particularly freeware) and that whole "having no life thing" kind of negates everything else so... but yeah, more jokes would be cool. GET ON PSN MOAR CUZ I JUST GOT DEMONS SOULS BLEH! ): |
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Arucard
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« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2010, 03:17:14 PM » |
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What? Finally? I only ever see MW2!
And Mars messed up my follow up joke, it was supposed to be "Two guys walk into a bar, you think the second one would have seen it."
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marsgreekgod
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« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2010, 12:31:09 PM » |
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It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.
As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.
Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"
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« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2010, 02:42:21 PM » |
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Heard it before, but it's not bad.
One from The Crow:
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks...
"Can you put me up for the night?"
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marsgreekgod
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« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2010, 03:17:15 PM » |
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Heard it before, but it's not bad.
One from The Crow:
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks...
"Can you put me up for the night?"
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