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« on: January 22, 2010, 09:21:59 AM » |
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This topic exists solely for Sudonimus to tell this joke Gummybears is completely obsessed with. If you don't want to, fine, but please make it clear right here in this thread.
To Gummy: DO NOT ask him to tell this joke anywhere else on the forums again, lest you face the wrath of the Garthok! If he makes it clear here he does not want to disclose said joke, you shall cease and desist any and all forthcoming attempts to persuade him as such. Any breach of this agreement (which you agree to by reading this text) shall constitute spam of which you, Gummybears123, shall be held to full accountability and subsequently reprimanded to the full allowable extent.
Got all that?
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gummybears123
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Yummy Gummy!
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 04:37:33 PM » |
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I do  And the joke's not THAT funny... I just like it |
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
Kirbylord
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marsgreekgod
Big Bossy
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The will of the Galaxy.
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 05:47:27 PM » |
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you made over 30 posts on it.
I counted.
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Sudonimus
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Stop staring.
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 06:40:03 PM » |
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Um... I haven't been here as much as I would like to but here.
One day, there was a baseball player, a Rabbi, and I guess
a baseball launching machine thingy.
It pitches a ball, and the player misses. "OH S**T!!"
"Don't say s**t," says the Rabbi.
The machine pitches, and he misses again.
"OH S**T!!"
"Don't say that!!" said Rabbi. "If you say that one more time,
God shall smite thee."
Of course, the baseball player misses and says s**t for a last
time, and a bolt of lightning comes down from the sky and hits
the Rabbi.
A deep, booming voice from above yells "OH S**T..."
There, Gummy? Happy?? Don't ever ask me of this again.
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 07:21:25 PM » |
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Kind of funny, but then again I've been drinking so.... |
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Sudonimus
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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 07:24:11 PM » |
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What the --
Are you sure you're old enough to be here?
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That reminds me of a puzzle...
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2010, 07:25:20 PM » |
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Old enough?
If hes been drinking obviously hes older than most of us.
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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2010, 07:26:19 PM » |
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Why, because it was funny? Or because I've been drinking? You can check my profile if you think I'm under age buddy. Edit:yeah, and what he said..  |
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Sudonimus
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2010, 07:30:30 PM » |
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I mean, if you're a legal drinker, wouldn't you be interested
in other things besides forums...?
Do you have a job or go to college or something?
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2010, 07:30:59 PM » |
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why did the chicken cross the rode?
I don't know ask her.
this should be the joke topic now.
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Sudonimus
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2010, 07:32:37 PM » |
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It's a topic about drinks, and the forum name has
my username on it.
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Darkness3313
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That reminds me of a puzzle...
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2010, 07:33:06 PM » |
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Hey if hes like any of us, he likes games just as much as we do, besides I've never seen a job that left you with no free time.
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Sudonimus
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2010, 07:33:46 PM » |
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Um.... comic writing?
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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2010, 07:34:15 PM » |
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I mean, if you're a legal drinker, wouldn't you be interested
in other things besides forums...?
Do you have a job or go to college or something?
I work at night (10pm to 6am) and I'm off Mon and Fri. Besides I like games (particularly freeware) and that whole "having no life thing" kind of negates everything else so... but yeah, more jokes would be cool.  |
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« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2010, 07:48:25 PM » |
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I would ask you what you do,
but that's kind of personal (but answer if possible).
Oh okay.
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