Vampire: Gain 20 hp using the kapala
... So you can't gain life in any other way?
Cant you just say no?: Kill a damsel on purpose
Old pervert: Attack a kissing booth damsel
Out of stock: Buy all items in the black market
Can't be done.
Winner: Beat the game
meh. to easy
Millionaire: Beat the game with one million dollars or more
might be good
Minigames: Unlock all four rooms
There have been better names for this
Hunter: Kill one of every enemy
Designer: Design a level in the editor
Thats just giving away points now.