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« on: February 27, 2014, 01:03:15 AM »

Talk about bad games here!

Examples:

Action 52 - An NES game with "new and original" 52 games but they all suck.

Sonic 06 - A Sonic game that killed the Sonic series in 2006 and 2007. It had bad gameplay and 15918989481374298571 years long of loading screens. I got back into it around 2010 and 2011 when Colors was released.
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2014, 01:06:24 AM »

Here's a horrible flash game I found WAY back in 2006: http://www.sikids.com/games/sports-dude
It's boring, bland, and plain. It's just a sports / fitness simulator and I really hate sports BTW, you're this kid with a Dreamcast t-shirt and you just do stuff. I played it again today for the lulz.
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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2014, 05:52:33 AM »

The one really bad video game I could recall is the Celestial Mechanica. While having a good graphics and atmosphere at the screenshots, it's short, undetailed and simply boring.
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2014, 08:56:05 PM »

--Flash Beryllium, a horrifically butchered port of Go Beryllium!. Basically, it's got crap hit detection, an even more crap scoring system, completely broken powerups that weren't in the original, and only 3 stages as opposed to 9. It's got pretty cool music though.
--Pester, a mediocre shmup which also has crap hit detection, seemingly created by someone with no clue how to design a shmup just dumping the surface elements of DDP: DFK into a blender.
--Arvoesine, a platformer which uses NES-era design flaws as a "style".
--The works of Mrcredsalex, a bunch of "games" created in order to make money by exploiting Kongregate ad revenue sharing.
--I am personally responsible for over 80 bad games. 70 of them can be found occupying pages 2 through 13 of my old YYG account (page 1 has mostly decent games on it): http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/users/cjfjcjfjc
--A Nation of Wind, an RTS which is so fucking complicated and has such an unsatisfactory tutorial that it's completely unplayable.
--Dungeon Ascension, a platformer consisting of short levels strung together in a random order. It's actually kind of fun once you get into it, but it's also super glitchy and incredibly frustrating.
--Advanced Invasion 3, a fangame of Virus Invasion. It's a platformer, also super glitchy, and the boss fights are ridiculously boring and long.
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2014, 11:05:49 PM »

Wanna now a game I found on Steam that's just FUCKING AWFUL?
TACTICAL INTERVENTION!
It's awful!
My review on this shitty game that sucks ass: http://steamcommunity.com//id/TheDelightfulKnight/recommended/51100/

I wish AVGN could review this pathetic game made by some sick man!

I'd rather be pregnant than play this horrible game which I am.
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2014, 12:08:01 AM »

Wanna now a game I found on Steam that's just FUCKING AWFUL?
TACTICAL INTERVENTION!
It's awful!
My review on this shitty game that sucks ass: http://steamcommunity.com//id/TheDelightfulKnight/recommended/51100/

I wish AVGN could review this pathetic game made by some sick man!

I'd rather be pregnant than play this horrible game which I am.
:S
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SONIC 06 > TACTICAL INTERVENTION (not saying much)
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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2014, 02:01:41 PM »

Wow, that must be a horrible game then.
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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2014, 05:46:00 AM »

The worst game that I ever played was postal . Huh?
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2014, 11:22:39 PM »

There's a bad game called La-Mulana. It's a Spelunky rip off. lol
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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2014, 06:51:54 AM »

There's a bad game called La-Mulana. It's a Spelunky rip off. lol
Your lie has caught some spambot, I see.

Edit: Wonkyth removed it.
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2014, 12:31:19 PM »

There's a bad game called La-Mulana. It's a Spelunky rip off. lol
Your lie has caught some spambot, I see.

Edit: Wonkyth removed it.
Since when did I ever mention about spambots on this thread?
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2014, 06:38:01 AM »

There's a bad game called La-Mulana. It's a Spelunky rip off. lol
Your lie has caught some spambot, I see.

Edit: Wonkyth removed it.
Since when did I ever mention about spambots on this thread?
The spambot is not important, but the fact that you're lying about La-mulana being a Spelunky rip-off is.
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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2014, 09:16:28 PM »

There's a bad game called La-Mulana. It's a Spelunky rip off. lol
Your lie has caught some spambot, I see.

Edit: Wonkyth removed it.
Since when did I ever mention about spambots on this thread?
The spambot is not important, but the fact that you're lying about La-mulana being a Spelunky rip-off is.
Well I just want people to avoid playing La-Mulana and then I'll convince people to play Jet Set Radio instead!
Jet Set Radio > La-Mulana
And that's a fact, not an opinion.
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2014, 12:57:01 PM »

Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing.



…Also, Runescape. It used to be cool, but returning to it after all these years… Nyeh. Although maybe that's just my frustration at a boss fight speaking.
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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2015, 04:47:44 AM »

Xenonauts. It's a profoundly uninteresting strategy game one of my exes forced me to play once, definitely one of the top five most boring games I've ever played.
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