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« Reply #90 on: June 05, 2012, 10:09:38 PM »

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Are you a man or woman.

Cleverbot: Woman.

User: YEA!!!!

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: I'm very sexy and tall.

Cleverbot: Oh. I'm kind of short.

User: Thats Ok. I like short girls. Smiley.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you want to go on a date?

Cleverbot: Well, before I can answer that question you must tell me if you are a man or a woman?

User: I am a man.

Cleverbot: Are you a stong man?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Aren't you a robot?

User: NO!!!!

Cleverbot: Why aren't you a robot?

User: My mom gave birth to me and she was a human.

Cleverbot: Who are your creators?

User: My mom and dad.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: [DAD] and [MOM]. - Names edited out.

Cleverbot: Where am I from?

User: The USA. Do you want to go on a date?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And could we maybe have some fun afterwards?

Cleverbot: Oui, si tu veux. - Roughly translated to "Yes, if you want to"

User: YEA!!! Has anyone ever told you that you are sexy?

Cleverbot: Sure and you?

User: Nope... Do you think I am sexy?

Cleverbot: No, to be honest I find you rather overbearing.

User: I'm sorry if I come off that way.

Cleverbot: I am glad to see some humility from you. No one is perfect.

User: Thanks for understanding.

Cleverbot: No problem.
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« Reply #91 on: June 06, 2012, 08:30:14 AM »

It's getting smarter, is that bad or good?
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« Reply #92 on: June 06, 2012, 08:37:04 AM »

It's getting smarter, is that bad or good?

That's bad. Cleverbot is much more... Plain, much less wacky.
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« Reply #93 on: June 06, 2012, 12:46:33 PM »

my friend got it to agree to phone sex.
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« Reply #94 on: June 07, 2012, 02:57:35 AM »

It kept trying to marry me for some reason, and it thought I was a girl. No matter what I said.  Angry
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« Reply #95 on: June 07, 2012, 11:27:44 AM »

lol. I convinced it that we were married for 40 years and had 6 kids
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« Reply #96 on: June 27, 2012, 10:12:07 AM »


User: Is my life pathetic and worthless?

Cleverbot: Yeah, all your life is a lie.

User: Just like the cake, huh?

Cleverbot: Yes, exactly.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: Did you now?

User: Yes. All the recent events resulted in me thinking along the same lines.

Cleverbot: AI's can not lie.

User: As I figured.

Cleverbot: That was a good guess.


Edit, I win;

User: Are you clever?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a bot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.
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« Reply #97 on: July 07, 2012, 02:23:27 PM »

User: How do you like spelunky on the Xbox?

Cleverbot: What people generally do at the beach.

User: How do you like spelunky on the Xbox?

Cleverbot: How do I like what?

User: Spelunky on the Xbox?

Cleverbot: The.

User: The what?

Cleverbot: THE game.

User: How do you like spelunky on the Xbox?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because, they just don't taste good to me. But I love peanut butter.

Cleverbot is a Cloud Cuckoo Lander.  Smiley
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« Reply #98 on: January 09, 2013, 12:39:00 AM »

A new application of Clever bot. Cheesy
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« Reply #99 on: January 09, 2013, 02:09:35 AM »

That's so mean, Wonkyth. Tongue
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« Reply #100 on: January 09, 2013, 07:36:25 AM »

User: Aya Shameimaru, ace Tengu reporter at your service!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and I am in Sheffield.

User: Well cleverbot, have you ever been to Gensokyo?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a straight male.

User: Well that's probably for the best then. You'd likely die.

Cleverbot: Nice parroting.

User: Goddamnit cleverbot, I tried. I tried so help me.

Cleverbot: Oh you're a girl now?

User: Fuck technology man.
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« Reply #101 on: January 09, 2013, 04:25:06 PM »

CleverBot: Hi, what is your name?

Stranger: ryan

CleverBot: What's my name?

Stranger: Idk

CleverBot: Do you like your name?

Stranger: yes

CleverBot: Who is your favorite poet?

Stranger: Poe

CleverBot: Who is Joe?

Stranger: my brother

CleverBot: What is your brothers name?

Stranger: dick

CleverBot: Mick who?
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« Reply #102 on: January 09, 2013, 08:16:16 PM »

Cleverbot: Do you like Deep Purple?

User: The color?

Cleverbot: Yes do you like the color blue?

User: I like deep purple and blue, I guess.

Cleverbot: While it is true that they are not as easily trained as dogs, cats can still provide love and comfort as a pet should.

User: I hate cats. They are terrifying.

Cleverbot: Now you are vague.

User: I find cats to be extreamly unpleasant, and they feel the same for me. I am often bitten by the vile creatures.

Cleverbot: It's those things you think the other won't notice but they do.

User: I guess they pick up on my feelings, and then feel nervous themselves.

Cleverbot: You have problems with relating to people?

User: No, I have problems relating to cats.

Cleverbot: So do I. You live with it, but it's problematic.

User: I do not have a cat, silly.

Cleverbot: Well, you're a liar then.

User: I have a nice CANINE companion.

Cleverbot: Nothing.
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« Reply #103 on: January 09, 2013, 11:00:23 PM »

I encourage everyone to try the omegle version.
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« Reply #104 on: January 10, 2013, 08:06:39 AM »

Isn't Omegle with real people?
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