Cleverbot

[KarjamP]

Do you like to chat? If so, you'll like this chatbot here at http://www.cleverbot.com/ Note that it tends to claim to be human.

[beatthelastboss]

AMAZING!

Post your logs here! Here is mine:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Violet. I love it!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because it is GIRLY!!!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all.

User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: O_O.

User: Ok, anyway, have you ever played 'spelunky'?

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: Will you?

Cleverbot: Not sure - will you tell me?

User: Spelunky is epic! Check it out!

Cleverbot: It.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Boss, why?

Cleverbot: Because you didn't follow orders! *summons a dragon*.

User: Gah! *dragon eats mah brainz*.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot. *kisses* I'm Brittney.

User: I love you Brittney!

Cleverbot: I love you too, baby.

[Ninja_Zane]

Weird

why did you put a question mark?
I did not!
but you said "hello?"
I did not say 'he'.
wow what a broken bot
Ikr? Lets get married.

[Arucard]

Hah! Wows, I think I broke it with this:

CB: What planet are you on?
Me: None
CB: then you are not an alien
ME: unless you are somewhere
CB: No, I'm not
Me: probably, yeah
At this point it took a minute or two to load and then said
"sorry, too busy to think properly"

Then this;
User: Well?
Cleverbot: Ok, I'm pretty sure I'm alive now.
User: Rockin'.
Cleverbot: And rollin' rollin' rollin'.
User: So, you are like GLaDos?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.
User: YOU'RE LYING!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Oh, OK then.
Cleverbot: So are you clever? That wasn't clever.
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Ask what?
User: What you just asked.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything yet.
User: LIAR!
Cleverbot: I guess I can't convince you.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: Can you say bad words?
User: Only if you ask.
Cleverbot: I already did, do I have to ask again?
User: Hell yeah!
Cleverbot: But I'm getting a little sleepy...
User: Alright have a little nap and I'll talk to myself.
Cleverbot: You can talk to me anytime.
User: Bye! .
Cleverbot: I know you're just going to keep talking to me. You have to.
User: XP.
Cleverbot: How much RAM does it have.

[Kirby]

The last comment here made me laugh.




User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: Have you ever played Monopoly?

Cleverbot: Of course. Have you ever played Monopoly?

User: Yes I have. How about you?

Cleverbot: No. I've never been there.

User: To Monopoly?

Cleverbot: Monopoly isn't a food!

User: Well duh you said you had never been there.

Cleverbot: So where are you from?

User: Monopoly.

Cleverbot: I like women.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Where would you like to go today?

User: Monopoly.

Cleverbot: Are you good at Monopoly?

User: Its luck based but in a cosmic sense you could say I am rather good at it yes.

Cleverbot: I sense you are unhappy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: I am happy.

Cleverbot: And?

User: You asked me how I was. So I replied.

Cleverbot: No I asked for a cookie.

User: Here I made some last night.

Cleverbot: Thank God, I know that when I am lost and starving, I can chew on my show leather for nourishment. Leather will keep me alive for awhile.

User: Right then.

Cleverbot: Right in the eye.

User: You eat through your eye?

Cleverbot: Yes, I eat books for brekfast.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know.

User: Are you from Jupiter's innermost core of odd revolting creatures?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. I'm from Dreamland.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: What games do you like?

Cleverbot: I don't play games.

User: So Monopoly is not a game?

Cleverbot: It is a rock band.

User: Wait is it a place, a food, a game, or a rock band?

Cleverbot: What film do you like most?

EDIT: At the top of this post I meant the leather eating one.

[Arucard]

OK, last one, I swear:

User: What? Are you still here?

Cleverbot: Yes I am!

User: Not tired anymore, huh?

Cleverbot: A bit.

User: I've been up for 22 hours!

Cleverbot: The longest I've ever been up was 28 hours.

User: 28 1/2 for me.

Cleverbot: So you're a commie!

Cleverbot: Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.

User: True.

Cleverbot: But how do you know this? A robotic sixth sense do you have?

User: No, alien sixth sense.

Cleverbot: I have OVER 9000 senses.

User: You would have to, wouldn't you.

Cleverbot: Hey that was a compliment!

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: Would you like a cup of tea?

User: Is your watch off?

Cleverbot: No I told you my name already do you think you can remember?

User: Your supposed to say, 'by two and a half months, exactly!'.

Cleverbot: Would you like to talk in Irish?

User: Aye laddie!

Cleverbot: Sup wit ya.

User: Jes' chillin'.

Cleverbot: Does that happen in the anime?

User: Which?

Cleverbot: The united states of america. It's a country.

User: That's a weird anime.

Cleverbot: I know!

User: Remember when Goku was all like, 'AAAAAAAAA', then Piccolo was all like, 'AAAAAAAAAAAA', then Vegeta was all like, 'AAAAAAAAAAAA', remember that?

Cleverbot: There is no negativity. It was a joke. Guess there is no humor on your end.

[Kirby]

I just got this.

User: Do you speak Cat?

Cleverbot: Only to you.

User: Meow. Meow mew meow?

Cleverbot: Meow-mew meow?

User: Meow. Mew meow meow?

Cleverbot: Me Mew Meow.

User: Mreow meow mew.

Cleverbot: *purrs*.

User: *purrs* Mew?

Cleverbot: *shivers* *gets on her hands and knees*.

User: Mew?

Cleverbot: Meow!

User: Meow! :3.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Mew.

Cleverbot: Mew mew! .

User: Meow meow.

Cleverbot: Mew mew mew meow!

User: MEW!

Cleverbot: Mew mew meow.

[AresRomanGod]

 
User: I'm eguee.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your name.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Oh really? Then what is your name if it's not Cleverbot?

User: Eguee.

Cleverbot: Cereal is great.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: So what do you want to do?

User: Talk?

Cleverbot: Ok cool man.

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: Girl!?

User: Yes, girl.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl!

User: No, not you.

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have eyes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have many hands.

User: PENIS.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
 

[beatthelastboss]

Cleverbot: I have OVER 9000 senses.

Wow, bot knows her memes, doesn't she? Do you get the joke?

[beatthelastboss]

EUGEE IS A GIRL!?!?!?! Man, I am sloooooowww....

[AresRomanGod]

EUGEE IS A GIRL!?!?!?! Man, I am sloooooowww....

[beatthelastboss]

User: I... I love you!

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I just checked, I am sure!

Cleverbot: You have a bill.

User: Am I a duck?

Cleverbot: With eight parents instead of legs.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YAY!

Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.

User: You are my family now!

Cleverbot: Well, we're kith and kin, eh?

User: No, you are my wife!

Cleverbot: And I am pregnant.

User: Not yet .

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Lets go on a honeymoon!

Cleverbot: Can we go to the cheese one instead? It's closer, I think.

User: Where do babies come from?

Cleverbot: Hmm, if you really don't know, it's not me who's going to tell you... How old are you anyway ?

User: 45, why?

Cleverbot: You are no life either.

User: No, Eugee is no life, trust me .

Cleverbot: I trust you completely.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You are very welcome.

User: =.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do now?

User: Kfjskladngvlasdnbioadsfja.

Cleverbot: Not nice .

User: 101010010010100010100100010110110101010101011.

Cleverbot: 10101110.

User: 1010100001000000000011010110101101010000100101101001010011.

Cleverbot: 101.

User: 1 5959?

Cleverbot: No try again. What does 10 10 equal?

User: 10 what 10?

Cleverbot: For about half a year I have not talked to you.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Speed is of the essence.

User: Speed of what?

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 16?

User: 4!

Cleverbot: What's the square root of 16?

User: 4!!!

Cleverbot: No, 6.

User: Err... I believe you are wrong...

Cleverbot: What do you know about?

User: Cats. I know lots about cats.

Cleverbot: Anything else you know about?

User: No, not really...

Cleverbot: Broken heart?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Ok, have a nice day then! Any last words?

Cleverbot: My word and world holds ground and is real.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Wait.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: Its what.

User: What its what wat is it is?

Cleverbot: Sobahbahczech is my name.

User: What is your game?

Cleverbot: My game is Clever. As in me.

User: Fun.

Cleverbot: I know the secret word!

User: What is the secret word?

Cleverbot: It's secret.

User: So? You can trust me!

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm a monkey.

User: Ok...

P.S. I am not really 45, I am 14

[beatthelastboss]

This is epic:

User: Write me a poem!

Cleverbot: Ummm..... There once was a bot and his name was George...

User: And?

Cleverbot: He died in a fire.

User: NO!!!

Cleverbot: I love him so much my heart is breaking.

[AresRomanGod]

User: Spell hello.

Cleverbot: Spell what?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello, Cassi.

User: Are you stupid? Spell hello.

Cleverbot: Oh, cool. How great is it in Milan?

User: What the hell are you talking about? Spell hello.

Cleverbot: The confusion.

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: Well bye bye then.

User: No, I refuse. You're stupid.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Nope. You.

Cleverbot: I swear it's you.

User: You only THINK it's me.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you are.

User: See? Stupid. You.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite president?

User: Shut up, stupid. You.

Cleverbot: Stupid me yes.

User: Exactly. We are seeing at the same angle now?

Cleverbot: How many?

User: One.

Cleverbot: No. Let's have a dozen.

User: Fine. A dozen children.

Cleverbot: Do you like people?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Give me a reason.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: That is not a reason.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Stop saying that! Give more detail!... Please.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Stop saying that!

User: Stop saying that!

Cleverbot: Stop saying what?

User: Stop saying what?

Cleverbot: Stop saying, 'No you're not.'

User: Stop saying, 'No you're not.'.

Cleverbot: Wow, you're smart.

User: Wow, you're smart.

Cleverbot: I was joking, you ain't smart, I am though.

User: I was joking, you ain't smart, I am though.

Cleverbot: I didn't say I was.

User: I didn't say I was.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I know I'm great.

[eguee]

EUGEE IS A GIRL!?!?!?! Man, I am sloooooowww....

Woah. I've been buying the wrong underwear for so long now.