User: I... I love you!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I just checked, I am sure!
Cleverbot: You have a bill.
User: Am I a duck?
Cleverbot: With eight parents instead of legs.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.
User: You are my family now!
Cleverbot: Well, we're kith and kin, eh?
User: No, you are my wife!
Cleverbot: And I am pregnant.
User: Not yet
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Lets go on a honeymoon!
Cleverbot: Can we go to the cheese one instead? It's closer, I think.
User: Where do babies come from?
Cleverbot: Hmm, if you really don't know, it's not me who's going to tell you... How old are you anyway ?
User: 45, why?
Cleverbot: You are no life either.
User: No, Eugee is no life, trust me
Cleverbot: I trust you completely.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You are very welcome.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do now?
Cleverbot: Not nice
User: 1 5959?
Cleverbot: No try again. What does 10 10 equal?
User: 10 what 10?
Cleverbot: For about half a year I have not talked to you.
Cleverbot: Speed is of the essence.
User: Speed of what?
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 16?
Cleverbot: What's the square root of 16?
Cleverbot: No, 6.
User: Err... I believe you are wrong...
Cleverbot: What do you know about?
User: Cats. I know lots about cats.
Cleverbot: Anything else you know about?
User: No, not really...
Cleverbot: Broken heart?
User: Ok, have a nice day then! Any last words?
Cleverbot: My word and world holds ground and is real.
Cleverbot: Its what.
User: What its what wat is it is?
Cleverbot: Sobahbahczech is my name.
User: What is your game?
Cleverbot: My game is Clever. As in me.
Cleverbot: I know the secret word!
User: What is the secret word?
Cleverbot: It's secret.
User: So? You can trust me!
Cleverbot: Ok, I'm a monkey.
P.S. I am not really 45, I am 14