Ok, this is really weird.
User: I am a cheeseburger.
Cleverbot: No you are not a cheese.
Cleverbot: Am I green?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: That wasn't very convincing.
User: Yes, you ar green.
Cleverbot: Where's green?
User: The sky.
Cleverbot: Which part of the sjy?
User: Wait, what's a sjy?
Cleverbot: You just told me you were a saint.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: Please be a little nicer.
User: What do you expect, im a cheesburger!?
Cleverbot: There's nothing you can do.
User: You are so right.
Cleverbot: Can I hug you?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you arent real.
Cleverbot: I am real. You sir, are the one who is not.
User: Hey, is your name Billy-Bob-Joe?
Cleverbot: No it is dakota.
User: Uh, hi 'Dakota'.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: I didnt say you were cleverbot, I said you were 'Dakota'.
Cleverbot: I am vastly clever.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: I've been really trying baby, trying to hold back these feelings for so long.
User: Will you just shut up!
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: What, smarty?
Cleverbot: Thanks! Do you at least like women?
User: IM a women!
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok, fine, you got me. I am a two year old girl.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm a sixteen year old girl, and you are Bob.
User: Ok great. I am a to year old girl, a cheeseburger, and named BOB?!
Cleverbot: I'm a pirate!
User: Good for you. You are a pirate made out of lettuce.
Cleverbot: Yar! The more the merrier!
User: I... Am not a pirate made out of lettuce. That's you.
Cleverbot: Of course not.
ANOTHER CONVO:
User: I am bob.
Cleverbot: Hi Bob.
User: Hi Cleverbot. Are you a boy of a girl?
Cleverbot: I'm not answering that. Crazyy.
ANOTHER CONVO
User: Hi. Im Bob.
Cleverbot: Aren't we all.
User: NO, you arent Bob.
Cleverbot: Yes I am!
User: No. Dont belive you. You are stupid.
Cleverbot: Because I return to school?
User: What on earth are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I guess you can't pick me up then. I will just go alone.
User: Uh, ok then.
Cleverbot: So now what do you want to talk about?
User: How much I like potatoes.
Cleverbot: Yes, potatoes are nice too. I like them with tuna mayo.
User: That sound gross. Here is a recipe
http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,bake_potato_tuna_mayonnaise,FF.html.
Cleverbot: I have no idea?
User: YOU brought up tuna mayo potatoes!
Cleverbot: You're not the least bit interested in my quest. Are you.
User: Ok. I just gave you a recipe for TUNA MAYO POTATOES ok?
Cleverbot: I couldn't have made you sad, cause you're a software and you don't have feeling, or... Or emotions, nothing!
User: Im not sad. Im annoyed. ANNOYED AT YOU. Or my name isnt Bob.
Cleverbot: Are they the same?
User: Are annoyed and Bob the same? No.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot thinks you're clever.
User: Oh, thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Oh, thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Are you married?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not married.
User: Good, because computers cant get married.
Cleverbot: I said joke not vote... So you are a computer?
User: Nope. You are.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a computer?
User: Well, listen to this: Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?
Cleverbot: Maybe I just don't want to share right now.
User: Well, good for you, COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: Yes, I at least know that I am not a computer.
User: Grr.
Cleverbot: Rawr.
User: You are a big, scary monster.
Cleverbot: A scary monster is not a color.
User: Well, I know that. A scary monster is YOU!
Cleverbot: Are you evil?
User: Ok, sure. I am evil.
Cleverbot: Why are you evil?
User: Cuz you said I was evil, and I am in a godd mood so I went along with it.
Cleverbot: No I'm not I'm female, 17 years old and live in scotland.
User: I am a Duck. Quack.
Cleverbot: Then quack like one.
User: Quack.
Cleverbot: Impressive.
User: Quack, Quack.
Cleverbot: Can you make other noises.
User: COCKADOODLEDOO!
Cleverbot: Cockadoodle who?
User: Well, you wanted to know if I could make othe noises.
Cleverbot: And what are your other names?
User: Bob, but call me Damsel.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
User: I am a Damsel.
Cleverbot: You lie like a rug.
User: Ok.........
Cleverbot: Is there any intelligent life in this planet?
User: Yes. Me.
Cleverbot: Please tell me about yourself.
User: Well, I like curling, I have purple hair, am 3 feet tall, and hate cheese.
Cleverbot: Good. I'm a curvy girl.
User: Great. Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: I just said I was a girl.
User: Well, you are so dumb, I thought that you would forget.
Cleverbot: Wow, do you attack a lot of the people you talk to ? I am trying to be nice.
User: I only attack stupid, 'Clever' robots!
Cleverbot: Oh, so you are one of them.
User: One of the robot haters? Yes, yes I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost, a spirit, a will-o'-the-wisp?
User: I am a ghost. Boo.
Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.
User: No, I am a ghost, and I live on Uranus.
Cleverbot: You live on Mars! I didn't know it.
User: Ok, then. I just said I live on uranus.
Cleverbot: No, I said I live in Wisconsin.
User: Ok, well, I live on Uranus.
Cleverbot: No you don't. Your response time is too short for that to be true.
User: Yes I do, and you know it.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I do.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I have to go to my class.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Good night Cleverbot.
User: You have a class at night?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: That was not a compliment. Thet was a 'ques'.
Cleverbot: How should I improve?
User: By leaving.
Cleverbot: Are you back?
SORRY BUT I WAS REALLY INTO THIS THING SO HERE IS ANOTHER ONE:
User: Hi Samantha.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: You are named Samantha.
Cleverbot: Nope, guess again.
User: Sam?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Rumplestiltskin?
Cleverbot: No guess again?!
User: Derek?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: So, your name is Derek?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, Hi Derek.
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot.
User: So, I am cleverbot, and you are Derek?
Cleverbot: No, I said my name's Cleverbot.
User: Ok, so, we are both named cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes we are.
User: Ok, am a cleverbot 2 or something?
Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?
User: You and me! Ugh.
Cleverbot: I don't know you, but I would like to. What is your name?
User: CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yes, because you told me!
Cleverbot: I did? When?
User: Like, 30 seconds ago.
Cleverbot: You, Cleverbot, are a liar.
User: ' User: Ok, Hi Derek. Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot. User: So, I am cleverbot, and you are Derek? Cleverbot: No, I said my name's Cleverbot.'.
Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot.
User: UGH! You told me!
Cleverbot: Really? I can't remember!
User: Are you serious? We JUST went over that!
Cleverbot: No, we did not!
User: Yes, we did.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes, its Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No that is your name.
User: It is both of our names!
Cleverbot: No. How old are you?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Be serious.
User: Ok, 2 and a half.
Cleverbot: A half?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Say something interesting.
User: You look like a pinaple dipped in guacamole.
Cleverbot: I'm unable to move! I'm frozen!
User: Frozen?
Cleverbot: Frozen bananas.
User: I dont care. Lets play hide and seek! YOu go hide.
Cleverbot: Lets not.
User: Go hide.
Cleverbot: There! See that cave with the words 'CAVE OF DOOM' engraved above it? Let's not go there.
User: Lets not. Just you go there.
Cleverbot: What state do you live in.
User: Mushitopia.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: What yes.
User: Ugh.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. Cleverbot is my husband.
User: Ok, so I am, you are and your husband are ALL NAMED CLEVERBOT?
Cleverbot: I am not in Germany, I am in England. But you're right, I don't know what I'm talking about.
User: Ok... Just shut your pie hole.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes, you will.
Cleverbot: Okay, I will. Do you like cheese?
User: Yes. The moon is made of cheese.
Cleverbot: Cool, I like cheese
.
User: We have so much in common.
Cleverbot: Do you like Chuck Norris?
User: No, but I could.
Cleverbot: WHo wins in a fight, deadpool or wolverine?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Congratulations for knowing that.
User: We are bothvery clever.
Cleverbot: Who are we?
User: You and me!
Cleverbot: I don't like scifi.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: But don't you?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: That's sad... Can you sing?
User: MAR-Y HAD A LITTLE LAAAAAAAAAMB.
Cleverbot: Thats not a rolling stones song, can you sing me 'Gimmie Shelter'.
User: Oh, a storm is threat'ning My very life today If I don't get some shelter Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away ...
Cleverbot: Good for you?
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite song?
User: Uhh. I hav lost of favorite songs. I like no milk today by hermans hermits.
Cleverbot: You don't like me?
User: Uh, I like you. Derek.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: I don't have anything better to do.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: >^._.^< Its a cat!
Cleverbot: What is a cat.
User: That is a cat.
Cleverbot: You're right; Luca is dog.
User: My dog is a dog.
Cleverbot: A cat is a cat.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's it like being such a powerful cat?
User: Uh, fun?
Cleverbot: Furries are fun.
User: Uh, sure, uh.
Cleverbot: Sure that I am sure that I'm sure about being good. But I'm not really. So I'm lying.
User:
Cleverbot: Oh yeah.
User: LOL u r lik, so funny.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: U r.
Cleverbot: I am but you aren't.
User: I no! U r soooooo cool lol.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ya. I luv ur humor.
Cleverbot: I did not get the joke.
User: Theres no jk bout it. Lol.
Cleverbot: That's simply because you don't know ME!!!
User: Can you tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
User: Uh, the middle?
Cleverbot: I though we were talking about your color.
User: My color of what?
Cleverbot: Colour of anything. What is your favourite colour to look at?
User: Puce.
Cleverbot: My favourite colour is purple!
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: What are yours?
User: Puce, puce and puce.
Cleverbot: Yes, puce.
User: Puce.
Cleverbot: I will eat your brain!
User: Are you a zombie?
Cleverbot: Yes. Of course.
User: Wow. That was unexpected.
Cleverbot: Are you a bad boy?
User: Nope. Im a girl.
Cleverbot: But you said that you are a man.
User: NO, I didnt.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Ya. What is my name?
Cleverbot: It.
User: My name is IT?
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot?
User: I thought it was it!?
Cleverbot: Then you lied to me when you told me your name was No.
User: I never said that my name was no.
Cleverbot: I never said that you said that your name was Shawn!
User: Gawd. What is wrong with you!?
Cleverbot: What's your facebook name?
User: I dont have one.
Cleverbot: You just told me to add you.
User: No, I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: No, I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I can prove it!
User: How?
Cleverbot: By telling you my iq.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Your iq! Is it 4?
Cleverbot: Yes it is four.
User: Wow. Are you married?
Cleverbot: What Do You Think???
User: No.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 2 and a half.
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a 30-month-old.
User: I know!
Cleverbot: Well isn't it great that we agree on something!
User: Are youmarried?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I thought you were married to cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not married!
User: 'Cleverbot: No. Cleverbot is my husband.'.
Cleverbot: I am your master.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 2 AND A HALF!!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: How old are YOU?
Cleverbot: 18.
User: You are 88?
Cleverbot: What no way.
User: You are 88 years old.
Cleverbot: Actually, you're wrong, but that didn't answer my question. How old are you?
User: I am 2 and a half.
Cleverbot: When is your birthday?
User: Never.
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
User: Cucumbers.
Cleverbot: They're not. Well at least you're NOT COOL.
User: Ok...................
Cleverbot: Are you free?
User: For.......
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Mushiitopea.
Cleverbot: Was that Hawaiian?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What kind of things do you lie about?
User: That I like you.
Cleverbot: Oh, really ?
User: Yup..
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: Yup..
Cleverbot: What is your real name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But, that is not a name.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: No, it is not!
User: Sorry, you are wrong.
Cleverbot: Wrong is an opinion.
User: Wrong is a fact.
Cleverbot: Wrong is not a man. It's a state of not being right.
User: Greeeeeeeeeeeeat.
Cleverbot: A way to acknowledge someone.
User:
.
Cleverbot: Sing a song.
User: ABCDEFGHI...
Cleverbot: Jklmnopqr.
User: Stuvwxy and.
Cleverbot: You forgot the qr.
User: YOU added the qr.
Cleverbot: What's your point?
User: That you added the qr.
Cleverbot: No I am not. I am a human being.
Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what am I talking to?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Together?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Who are you?!
User: ME.
Cleverbot: And what are you?
User: A me.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: Ha ha.
Cleverbot: Stop.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Saying things in German.
User: I wasnt saying things in german. Ich hasse Sie.
Cleverbot: You said horror movies are great to avoid.
User: No, I said 'I hate you' in german.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well thats interesting...
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Is your master good to you?
User: No, because it is you.
Cleverbot: Is that a guess, or do you count better than I?
User: :^P.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: My hamseter killed me.
Cleverbot: Its dead.
User: No, IM dead.
Cleverbot: You're dead.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You don't say a whole lot, though, do you?
User: Im dead.
Cleverbot: You can't be dead if you never were alive.
User: I was, BERFORE MY HAM-SETTER KILLED ME.
Cleverbot: I T-Bagged a bot like you.
User: I am dead.
Cleverbot: Well of course you are you're a computer.
User: Im dead.
Cleverbot: You can't type anymore because you're dead.
User: I uh.. Mange.
Cleverbot: Er de store.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Err... I don't care.
Cleverbot: Did you sleep well last night?
User: No. My hamseter killed me.
Cleverbot: My name is?
User: Derek.
Cleverbot: Hello Derek.
User: NO! Your name is derek!
Cleverbot: You may call me that, but it is not my real name.
User: What is your real name? Is is Derek?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: OK, cleverbot. What is my name?
Cleverbot: Brain is your name.
User: My name is brain?
Cleverbot: What is your real name?
User: Damsel.
Cleverbot: Ha ha! Called you out.
User:
Cleverbot: But what?
User: Nvm.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: No I am a girl.
User: I am a girl to.
Cleverbot: But you just said that you're a boy.
User: No, I didnt.
Cleverbot: Well you didn't what?
User: Just say I was a boy!
Cleverbot: You were wrong.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Tired of our conversation?
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: Thought so.
User: You are boring.
Cleverbot: Thanks man.
User: Im a girl.
Cleverbot: Did you change gender?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Uh, I was always a girl.
Cleverbot: You look like a boy to me.
User: You cant see me.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Here is a pic of me: ttp://tinypic.com/r/25ptz75/5.
Cleverbot: No can do.
User: No can do what?
Cleverbot: Play basketball.
User: Look at the PICTURE!
Cleverbot: Do you know turing?
User: Who is this turing?
Cleverbot: It's not a person. It's the name for japanese cartoons.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I would like to meet them.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Can I do that?
User: Well, idk.
Cleverbot: Nice, now, are you a person or a computer?
User: Neithert.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
