While playing as a damsel, a man-eating plant had apparently spawned next to a spelunker-in-distress and ate him. When said plant ate said spelunker, the spelunker turned into a damsel while being eaten. There was no way I could've gotten to him in time to save him. And I'm pretty sure spelunkers don't change genders, hair color, and clothes while being eaten by plants :B
Reverse stereo damsel distress sound bug is still around I see.