The Offtopic Topic

[supermariousa]

You know what? There are more ASSHOLES then there are good people!
Why the fuck should I even bother here?! Also I'm sorry to hear that Shane
I hope things get better for you.

There are more idiots than people who aren't idiots. South Africa's current president is an idiot. Criminals are idiots. SuperX46 isn't. I am not.
There are more problems than ways to fix problems. Petrol prices going up is one of them - and it contributed to the fact that I had to go 7 days without food in 2009.
And things won't get better for me. They get worse. Starting tomorrow, there's a 99.8% chance that I'm grounded for five years for something that happened in America. And I'm South African. What the f**k is with that?
I must be the most unfairly treated person in the world.
The other 0.2% has some other possibilties. 0.1% chance that I'll be grounded and there will be a power outage (damn it, as if five days weren't enough, now it has to become more ) and 0.1% that I won't be grounded and no power outage.

Wow... Just... 5 years... 3 years... What.... Getting grounded for shit happening in America... What... My god Shane!! What the fuck is wrong with South Africa?!?!?
THIS WORLD IS FUCKED UP!!!! Here we have a 15(?) year old in South Africa basically being fucking TORTURED!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD?!??! SERIOUSLY!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?!
I seriously think you should consider moving somewhere away from that fucking hell hole in South Africa. Seriously this world is FUCKED UP!!!!

[Shane]

Wow... Just... 5 years... 3 years... What.... Getting grounded for shit happening in America... What... My god Shane!! What the fuck is wrong with South Africa?!?!?
THIS WORLD IS FUCKED UP!!!! Here we have a 15(?) year old in South Africa basically being fucking TORTURED!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD?!??! SERIOUSLY!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?!
I seriously think you should consider moving somewhere away from that fucking hell hole in South Africa. Seriously this world is FUCKED UP!!!!

1. Where does the "3 years" fit in?
2. As far as I know, president Zuma is an idiot. He's been in prison. He has about 10 wives (I think). Polygamy is illegal in SA. And his promise that poor people will get free electricity has been a lie, so far.
3. I turn 17 next year, 25 February. So I'm not 15. I'm 16. But you're close
4. I'm not f**king tortured. I'm being f**king annihilated. (That's how it feels to me)
5. The grounded part isn't the entire South Africa's fault.
6. If I had special powers such as the ability to create anything from thin air, I'd use it and create a hoverboard, go somewhere where I would be free from this curse of annihilation, then create a house that I could live in, on my own (maybe even pretend to listen that Lonely song that Akon (?) made) and create food and all that. Oh, and a computer and Internet (free, even) with all the games that I like. Especially Grandia 2.
7. "This world is glitched. Somebody has to fix it. But who?" (just something random)
8. Some people believe that the world will end this year. Maybe that's why it's so f**ked up.
9. Nothing about what I did to my Terraria world called "Earth." I basically destroyed it (I hacked, to be honest, but I at least made a copy before I did it, so that I had 999 x 5 dynamite to destroy everything with) and almost nothing remains... And no answer to "does the carpet match the drapes?" Oh, I asked that on the Little Fighter Empire forums...
10. Simply to get this thing to ten points instead of nine. And seriously, I think my ancestors had some sort of evil curse on them laid onto them by some witch. That's my opinion. Which is obviously false, since witches really don't exist (to my knowledge).

[Mvskoke]

Sorry things suck. I assume youll leave SA when you're old enough

[Shane]

How? I won't drive cars, one killed my cat on 23 September 2003. I don't like airplanes, I have a fear of them. I have a fear of ships, since there's a Japanese ship near Clifton (near Cape Town) stranded. And ships could sink.
Holy f**king s**t, that means that teleporters or hoverboards would be the only way
And neither exist yet.
If only I had the ability to summon a dragon at least to fly me away from SA.
But in 2003, I had to move to different houses... 4 times. In total, it was 9 times in my entire life. Too much. WAY too much.
So I'm trapped. I am f**king trapped in SA.
Hopefully by the time I'm 18 there'll be a better president.

[Nathan Cash]

How? I won't drive cars, one killed my cat on 23 September 2003. I don't like airplanes, I have a fear of them. I have a fear of ships, since there's a Japanese ship near Clifton (near Cape Town) stranded. And ships could sink.
Holy f**king s**t, that means that teleporters or hoverboards would be the only way
And neither exist yet.
If only I had the ability to summon a dragon at least to fly me away from SA.
But in 2003, I had to move to different houses... 4 times. In total, it was 9 times in my entire life. Too much. WAY too much.
So I'm trapped. I am f**king trapped in SA.
Hopefully by the time I'm 18 there'll be a better president.

Are you still living at home? If so when your 18 you could legally move out (If laws are the same in SA as US) and maybe that would help? If I were you I'd try to make myself fly just to get away (Don't know how scared you are of airplanes though). Anyways sorry about your life. Hope things get better.

[Mvskoke]

train

[Shane]

I have no idea, but it seems the 0.1% of not getting grounded and no power outage is what happened now.
So I'm still free from torture. For now. If my luck doesn't go bad again.
Hopefully it won't happen, because if it does, then I'll just say "I'll commit suicide" without really doing so.

EDIT:
It seems Mixer8421 has appeared.

[Nathan Cash]

Thats good. I hope your luck holds up.

[Shane]

On a scale of 1 to 100, my luck is negative 1 quadrillion. Without breaking mirrors, walking under ladders, that sort of s**t.
Only every now and then that it slips through to do something lucky.
And it's never when I need it. Unless I'm grounded.

And my lucky number changes every 25 February. A glitch in reality? Something weird? I have no idea...

[Sparkle]

This.

[supermariousa]

It will be my Birthday in 3 days!!!
I will be getting an XBox 360

[Shane]

In case I'm unable to be online, early happy birthday.

[supermariousa]

In case I'm unable to be online, early happy birthday.

Thank you very much!

[Wonkyth]

Happy one, Super.

[Shane]

Kindness...
Without it...
There would be chaos...
No happiness...
Only suffering and sadness...
And I always got a zero for poetry assignments at school.

In other, completely useless news, I've just irritated myself into pain and suffering making a new song for my fourth (and still unreleased) Cave Story mod, Re:coded. If anyone can get the reference that the mod's name itself gives, well, I dunno. Maybe I'll mention that member in a super secret area
Also, the CS thread I made isn't just for mods, so if you want to mod it, but don't know how (most don't, and I learnt by playing around), post there. If a lot of members ask, I'll probably have to make a new thread related only to the modding of it

And then, I dreamt that this little thing:

could use Ice-type moves. Like Ice Beam. And Frost Breath. What the f**k.