[Forum Game] Attack And Defend

[Mvskoke]

Im saved by my anti virus software

I hit the next poster with my dog sword

[Nathan Cash]

I kill the dog and kill the next poster with a sniper

[Mvskoke]

I block it with an axe wondering why you swung a sniper at me

I axe the next poster

[Nathan Cash]

I am refreshed as I like the way axe body spray smells. I cover the next poster with ranch dressing

[Mvskoke]

I punch the next poster while wearing farm clothes

You covered me in ranch dressing
as in clothes to be worn on a ranch

[Nathan Cash]

HAHAHA! I dodge and eat a pizza. I then throw up on the next poster

[supermariousa]

I catched the throw up in my mouth and spit it down at the next poster.

[Nathan Cash]

I walk out of the way. I Plant a cellphone bomb inside the next poster and detonate it. EXACTLY LIKE THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Dqf6Ptjoo (Skip to 2:52).

[supermariousa]

I quickly take it out by getting surgery.
I throw all the surgens down at the poster below.

[Nathan Cash]

I run outh of the way. I flamethrow the next poster.

[Shane]

I sidestep and fire an ice beam at the next guy

[Nathan Cash]

I cast lava and melt the icebeam. I throw more lava at the next poster.

[supermariousa]

I smile as the lava consumes me and I turn into a walking inferno.
I charge into the next poster, while on fire.

[Mvskoke]

I throw a fire extinguisher at you and you fall down

I pick up the extinguisher and fire the foam down the next poster's throat

[Nathan Cash]

I keep my mouth closed. I throw a twig at the next poster