Spelunky Memoirs

[Mvskoke]

Playing my mls skin cause its fun to make twilight be a badass I robbed a shop stole his shotgun and lured him into a web while he was still alive. Taking inspiration from pinkie pie twilight then proceeded to slowly cut him to bits with a machete he was selling twilight is clearly a crazed monster

[halibabica]

MLP skin?  Is this a mod we're missing out on?

[supermariousa]

MLP skin?  Is this a mod we're missing out on?

Yeah! He hasn't released it yet EVEN THO IT'S DONE. BURN HIM!!!

[Mvskoke]

My little spelunky actually I can't upload it cause my Internet connection sucks

[Shane]

That's never good.
Last thing I uploaded took about an hour. That pizza monster thing.

On-topic, however, I just managed to reach Level 16 without taking damage or anything, neither did I use anything. From level 1. And then I got crushed by Olmec.

[Nathan Cash]

I fell into a snake pit while holding a girl. There were three arrow traps. The first one hit the girl, the second one got stuck in a web, and the third one got rid of all the snakes save the one I safely landed on

[Shane]

Talk about lucky, I guess

Recently, I fell into that pool with the giant fish. It didn't kill me, because I killed it first. Then I opened a chest underwater, and it exploded after a while.
I *hate* trapped chests.

[Mvskoke]

Went for a highscore run. Saving for the ankh for obvious reasons when I purchase a jetpack on level two. I sacraficed a couple damsels and got a kapala early as well. I would have ghost ran but I lacked bombs. I made it to the black market and got the ankh and some bombs. (I also had climbing  gloves from a crate). I got the hedjet this time, though I had like eight health when I suicided. But when I got to the temple I still had a mattock from a snake pit (i was careful to not brake it). I break open a lava pit to get a crate without killing myself.and the sceptre was in the lava. Gladly dumb luck saved me from bad luck and I managed a coule more sacrafices to get 99 bombs. I demolished the city of gold. I left with tons of cash. As I fought Olmec I died early on when I tried to make him crush some jeweled blocks. Almost broke a million. Couldnt finish

[Nathan Cash]

[halibabica]

I almost always manage to get squashed by Olmec when I raid the City of Gold.

[Shane]

I almost always manage to get squashed by Olmec when I raid the City of Gold.

A shopkeeper kills me when I attack the golden city. Because no matter what I do, there's always a shop near the entrance to the City of Gold and the only way to reach it is using bombs. -_-

[Nathan Cash]

I've never been to the city of gold  ...  Well actually I have once in my Kirby reskin and an issue with me trying to get rid of rubble caused no gold to appear from broken blocks.