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Question: Should Hali patch TLS to make rocks edible?
Yes, I would pay counterfeit money for this. - 7 (30.4%)
No, this is dumb, YOU'RE dumb. - 2 (8.7%)
What is it with you and rocks, any way? - 5 (21.7%)
What is a rock? - 1 (4.3%)
I want to eat the pots. Put all the pots in my mouth. Choke me with the pots. R.I.P. Bob Marley. - 8 (34.8%)
Total Voters: 15

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« on: December 17, 2011, 07:44:37 AM »

This is serious business.
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2011, 09:06:46 AM »

I voted for both 'this is dumb' and 'what is with you and rocks anyway'.

Seriously, guys.  Some things just weren't meant to be eaten.
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2011, 09:27:08 AM »

NO ROCKS FOR YOU.

Rock candy, on the other hand- No wait, plants don't eat candy.
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2011, 01:54:08 PM »

NO ROCKS FOR YOU.

Rock candy, on the other hand- No wait, plants don't eat candy.
plants don't eat people to!

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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2011, 04:32:52 PM »

Things ManTrap WILL eat that are not rocks:
Gold (Ankh)
Pointy Sticks (Bow+Arrows)
Gloves of many materials
Pointy metal objects (Shuriken)
Guns
Rocket Fuel (Jetpack)
Mercury filled Lightbulbs (Lamps)
Bloody Skulls (Kapala, assuming its an authentic skull cup)
Paste
And the occasional unwashed neanderthal

And you're telling me rocks were'nt meant to be eaten?
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2011, 08:43:28 PM »

The difference between rocks and all those things you just mentioned is that rocks don't have any magical powers, DUH!

Try fact-checking your argument before you embarrass yourself further.
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2011, 11:06:50 PM »

The difference between rocks and all those things you just mentioned is that rocks don't have any magical powers, DUH!

Try fact-checking your argument before you embarrass yourself further.
but they DO have magic power, the power to not melt in lava
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2011, 06:08:00 AM »

Or just, y'know, for kicks'n'gigs.
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2011, 06:52:06 AM »

but they DO have magic power, the power to not melt in lava
I'll melt YOU in lava.  Or acid.  Your choice.
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2011, 02:00:38 PM »

Just leave the poor guy alone... And if you want it so badly, why don't you just mod it?
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2011, 02:43:18 PM »

but they DO have magic power, the power to not melt in lava
I'll melt YOU in lava.  Or acid.  Your choice.

melt me in base. much fancer
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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2011, 03:15:25 PM »

I thought about making a mod where eating a rock did a thing. Ideas were:

-Explosion on Mantrap.
-Killer Crusher comes down from the top of the level.
-Passive that reduces digestion time.

One of these was inspired by an actual use of rock-eating.
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2011, 03:39:42 PM »

Was it the second thing?!  I bet it was the second thing.

Nah, kidding, I know it was the third.  I'm pretty sure chickens do that to aid their digestion.  But rocks are a little too common to be put to use like that in TLS.
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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2011, 05:45:36 PM »

Coming up: A new mod, "Spelunky Rocks!"
Putting your favourite non-precious mineral in the spotlight.
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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2011, 04:37:18 PM »

The difference between rocks and all those things you just mentioned is that rocks don't have any magical powers, DUH!

Try fact-checking your argument before you embarrass yourself further.
but they DO have magic power, the power to not melt in lava

The fuck you mean they aint got no magical powers


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a volcanic rock makes you explode
a cursed rock makes a boulder trap
pebbles reduce digestion
a smooth rock can be eaten then used as a one shot super weapon
flint lets you shoot off sparks
coal lets you breath fire
marble makes you too heavy to jump or swim

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