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« on: June 17, 2011, 02:24:26 AM »

Welp, If I were a character in Spelunky, I'd probably decide to be the Yeti.

They're so mellow about everything that happens.
They're unaffected by Spelunker's Whip.
All they do is walk around.
Sure, if you get in their way, they'll make room... violently, but what can you say. They grew up in a cave, with no manners. Can't blame them.
Even if they do see Spelunker, they don't chase. They stay on their own land.
Wanna know why?
Cause they don't care.
They just wanna walk around and sometimes jump, without people in their way.


p.s. who would you be, and why?

 
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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 05:39:56 AM »

Alien King. You very rarely get attacked, but if you do, you can defend yourself with psychic bubbles. Also you get a bunch of minions and a big steel lair.
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 11:00:12 AM »

A alien, because I invaded this world and I destroy it hehehe!!! Grin
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 12:33:04 PM »

I'd be a shopkeeper and control the spice because I have a mind for business.  I'd need to practice my shooting, though.
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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 11:58:22 PM »

Sounds interesting. I'd like to be a shoppy too, but I'd be scared that if I didn't jump the gun-literally- That Spelunker might try to kill me D:

We all know I'm an alien, so I don't need to be one in the game Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 06:42:48 AM »

A DiglettFire elemental for me, thanks.
Not sure why, but they're mostly just cool, if somewhat short-lived...
Wait, that sounds a little angsty...
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 10:02:14 AM »

I think I'd probably have to go Yeti as well. Reminds me of a certain flow chart:

Is there a problem? ---Yes---> Can you do something about it?
            |                                     |                   |
            |                                     |                   |
           No                                   Yes                No
            |                                     |                   |
            |                                     V                   |
             -----------------> Then don't worry! <----
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 09:16:00 PM »

I think I'd probably have to go Yeti as well. Reminds me of a certain flow chart:

Is there a problem? ---Yes---> Can you do something about it?
            |                                     |                   |
            |                                     |                   |
           No                                   Yes                No
            |                                     |                   |
            |                                     V                   |
             -----------------> Then don't worry! <----
That may just be the best flow chart I have ever seen.
I shall now live my life by it.
And learn the art of the Yeti, too.
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2011, 09:36:33 PM »

That's a good chart!   Cheesy
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