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« Reply #225 on: February 21, 2012, 04:27:55 PM »

Dear  Spelunky Damsel
You may know everything i'm going to do but that isn't going to help you because I know everything you're going to do! Strange, Isn't it?

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My hat is on fire.

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« Reply #226 on: February 21, 2012, 05:56:13 PM »

Dear  Spelunky Dude

Are you a wizard?

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« Reply #227 on: February 28, 2012, 10:43:16 AM »

dear Spelunky Dude, stop posting the same thing in three different threads. You're pissing me off and I will shoot you
 Sincerely, Spelunky Shopkeeper

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U mad bro?

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« Reply #228 on: February 28, 2012, 11:31:25 AM »

Dear Spelunky Dude
Yes I'm having a crappy day my store got robbed and mt brother got killed AGAIN! Maybe I should carry a shotgun. Or at least move out of this rough neighborhood
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« Reply #229 on: February 28, 2012, 01:01:44 PM »

Dear Spelunky Dude
Yes I'm having a crappy day my store got robbed and mt brother got killed AGAIN! Maybe I should carry a shotgun. Or at leas move out of this rough neighborhood
Signed Spelunky Shopkeeper
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You should get a guardian damsel! Hold em in front of ya and they will block the bullets!

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« Reply #230 on: February 28, 2012, 02:47:02 PM »

Dear Spelunky Dude
Maybe you should stop killing my family for fun and be a normal law-abiding citizen

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« Reply #231 on: March 01, 2012, 10:25:49 PM »



You are all irritating me, I don't get my vines in a tangle over much but you dumb squabbling humans are REALLY pissing me off...
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« Reply #232 on: March 02, 2012, 07:52:26 AM »

Dear mantrap

Eat me

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« Reply #233 on: March 02, 2012, 08:55:08 AM »

Dear ManTrap

Make sure the Shopkeeps death is slow and pain ful  Wink

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« Reply #234 on: March 02, 2012, 10:51:47 PM »



I'll see to that spelunker... My friend jiang shi and I are gonna get gangsta on his ass..
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« Reply #235 on: March 03, 2012, 02:22:46 PM »

Y'all know what happens when a mantrap eats a shoppy right?
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« Reply #236 on: March 05, 2012, 03:15:59 PM »

all better! Cheesy

yay, copy and paste :3

Dear Spelunky Shopkeeper,

I would appreciate if you didn't shoot me when my girl, Spelunky Damsel, runs out of your store after me, voluntarily, because she can't stand to be alone after I pick her up.

Sincerely, Spelunky Dude
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« Reply #237 on: March 06, 2012, 10:58:28 PM »

Dear  Spelunky Shopkeeper

Do you remember me? I am your friend. I am different then the other meanie pants spelunkers! I am Blue Spelunker
I have bought items in your shop and I have to say that ya prices are very fair!

Signed, Blue Spelunker
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« Reply #238 on: March 07, 2012, 07:10:55 PM »



Blue spelunker...

I hate you, I hate the color blue in general.

I'm not even going to eat you, I'm just going to tear you apart with my thorny vines and leave you to the spiders...


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« Reply #239 on: March 07, 2012, 08:33:37 PM »



Blue spelunker...

I hate you, I hate the color blue in general.

I'm not even going to eat you, I'm just going to tear you apart with my thorny vines and leave you to the spiders...


Signed mantrap.
Dear Mantrap.

You dare threaten Blue Spelunker DESTROYER OF EVIL!?!?!?!
I will defeat you in a whip to vine battle and remove monsters such as you from this beautiful world!

Signed Blue Spelunker
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