Ninja_Zane
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« Reply #75 on: October 15, 2009, 07:33:35 AM » |
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So guys, who else has heard those rumors about corruption in the yeti council? No? well supposedly the shopkeeper has been giving them free pitcher mitts as a bribe. Don't know how true that may be but still, suspicious isn't it?
Speaking on behalf of the Yeti Council, I strongly deny any such conspiracy. Although we greatly respect the Shopkeeper and consider him the best of his ignoble species, we have never had any formal dealings with the man. We leave him alone, and he leaves us alone. Furthermore, we have no need for pitcher's mitts, since we are naturally endowed with superhuman strength. Why not give them free jetpacks? Imagine the terror they would cause.
I've never seen a yeti with a jetpack, I do not think I'll see one. But, barring some financial setback, I'd really like to be one. Sincerely,  I have found proof that the yetis do know the Satan!  |
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AresRomanGod
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« Reply #76 on: October 15, 2009, 12:35:44 PM » |
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Nice photoshopping. Very believable.
What programs do you guys use for photoshopping?
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marsgreekgod
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« Reply #77 on: October 15, 2009, 12:46:37 PM » |
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Nice photoshopping. Very believable.
What programs do you guys use for photoshopping?
If I had to guess. the level editor. |
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Show your power, Gun Del Hell! Show them their fate! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Here we go! Let's go, go, go, go, Django! Light and Dark! It comes down to this! Be afraid, Sun!
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Ninja_Zane
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« Reply #78 on: October 15, 2009, 12:52:06 PM » |
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Nice photoshopping. Very believable.
What programs do you guys use for photoshopping?
You thought it was photoshop? lol I used the level editor like the other guy said |
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AresRomanGod
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« Reply #80 on: October 15, 2009, 03:53:28 PM » |
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I never knew you could add items into the level editor. Huh.
Nevermind me, then.
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marsgreekgod
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« Reply #81 on: October 15, 2009, 07:45:04 PM » |
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I never knew you could add items into the level editor. Huh.
Nevermind me, then.
Use 1 2 3 and 4 to change the type of thing, a and s to change which thing. (nice gif DirkRhyolite) |
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Ninja_Zane
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« Reply #82 on: October 16, 2009, 04:45:39 AM » |
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But the Yetis know Satan they must die now! |
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marsgreekgod
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« Reply #83 on: October 16, 2009, 10:13:49 AM » |
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We of the fool's guild say... The yetis where clearly trying to attack this shopkeeper you think is "satan" and thus where fighting him, or they would not of mad him mad, as the gif clearly shows. thus you should befriend all yetis (and let them keep there fools gold.  |
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« Reply #84 on: October 16, 2009, 11:09:09 AM » |
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I've never seen a yeti with a jetpack,
I do not think I'll see one.
But, barring some financial setback,
I'd really like to be one. One of the finest Spelunky-themed poems I've ever read. |
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AresRomanGod
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« Reply #85 on: October 16, 2009, 04:58:50 PM » |
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And it was a beautiful one, at that.
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eguee
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« Reply #86 on: October 16, 2009, 05:06:03 PM » |
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Best poem of all time.
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strongbad
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« Reply #87 on: October 16, 2009, 05:44:53 PM » |
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To all this may concern:
I have known the Spelunker for some time now, and he has been nothing but kind. In fact, all of you are terrible people! The Damsel claims that the Spelunker abuses you, but do you not admit that you run to soon for the Spelunker to do anything? and once you get to the exit, you run for it yourself! He doesn't even ask for a kiss when he rescues you! And what happens when the Spelunker is in trouble? You do the Same things to him! The Spelunker has given me money to fund my exploration of caves and i have provided him with easy transportation through the caves in return! As for the Yeti council, You don't even give the Spelunker a fair trial, you just throw him the second you get your hands on him!
Sincerely, The National Association of Tunnel Men.
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eguee
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« Reply #88 on: October 16, 2009, 06:06:50 PM » |
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To all this may concern:
I have known the Spelunker for some time now, and he has been nothing but kind. In fact, all of you are terrible people! The Damsel claims that the Spelunker abuses you, but do you not admit that you run to soon for the Spelunker to do anything? and once you get to the exit, you run for it yourself! He doesn't even ask for a kiss when he rescues you! And what happens when the Spelunker is in trouble? You do the Same things to him! The Spelunker has given me money to fund my exploration of caves and i have provided him with easy transportation through the caves in return! As for the Yeti council, You don't even give the Spelunker a fair trial, you just throw him the second you get your hands on him!
Sincerely, The National Association of Tunnel Men.
Don't you spend that money on booze? Sincerely, Eguee. |
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strongbad
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« Reply #89 on: October 16, 2009, 07:50:25 PM » |
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To all this may concern:
I have known the Spelunker for some time now, and he has been nothing but kind. In fact, all of you are terrible people! The Damsel claims that the Spelunker abuses you, but do you not admit that you run to soon for the Spelunker to do anything? and once you get to the exit, you run for it yourself! He doesn't even ask for a kiss when he rescues you! And what happens when the Spelunker is in trouble? You do the Same things to him! The Spelunker has given me money to fund my exploration of caves and i have provided him with easy transportation through the caves in return! As for the Yeti council, You don't even give the Spelunker a fair trial, you just throw him the second you get your hands on him!
Sincerely, The National Association of Tunnel Men.
Don't you spend that money on booze? Sincerely, Eguee. Not the point. The point is, everybody can be just as bad as the spelunker! |
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