Or the opposite, you can create your own plotline each play. So when you die say something like, "I'm sorry father.....eeehhh (dead)".
Unfortunately I think most of us just skip the intro after a short time, it would be nice if it started after you begin a game, but that would take a re-write of the opening.
Eh, if people wanna skip it they should have the option to skip it, rather than being forced to sit through it every time. I personally read it every time though, I love the combinations it comes up with.