I was thinking about the intro text to Spelunky. Y'know the stuff about thinking of her one last time, and putting the faded photo in your pocket, etc.
I thought it would be pretty easy so I made one of those random sentence generators myself.
The sentences this generates really don't have anything to do with spelunky. But it should give you a few laughs...
GM7 source file:
http://host-a.net/orangezero/randomtext.gmkExe file:
http://host-a.net/orangezero/randomtext.zipPress Space or R to regenerate a sentence.
-orange08
