Audioworm
Mossy
Posts: 1993
I'm a brony, deal with it.
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« on: June 09, 2010, 11:21:24 AM » |
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I know it's not Christmas yet, but here it is anyway:
Oh Christmas tree,
Oh Christmas tree,
Why did you fall
On top of me?
Oh Christmas tree,
Oh Christmas tree,
You broke my spine
And a kidney!
Oh Christmas tree,
Oh Christmas tree,
You made me trip
Over a ski!
And broke my leg
And killed my dog,
And made my cat
Choke on some hog!
Oh Christmas tree,
Oh Christmas tree,
Please do not fall
On top of me!
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marsgreekgod
Big Bossy
Mossy
Posts: 9773
The will of the Galaxy.
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2010, 05:51:34 PM » |
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Interesting idea to be sure
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Show your power, Gun Del Hell! Show them their fate! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Here we go! Let's go, go, go, go, Django! Light and Dark! It comes down to this! Be afraid, Sun!
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Sudonimus
Mossy
Posts: 2743
Stop staring.
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2010, 10:26:34 AM » |
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*Ahem... Refers to the already posted thread about song parodies...*
It's not just for Pokemon, people. It's for whatever's on your mind.
*Goes to post song in the OTHER thread.*
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How is there no such thing as non-existence?!
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gummybears123
Mossy
Posts: 5776
Yummy Gummy!
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2010, 05:36:47 PM » |
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SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
Get your weapons out, get ready to fight!
'Cause Santa Claus is comin' to kill you tonight,
He is coming to-kill you... tonight!
He's already killed several innocent nuns,
And he's armed with several nukes and guns,
And he is comin' to kill you tonight!
But don't give up with-out a good fight...
Get your weapons out, get ready to fight!
'Cause Santa Claus is comin' to kill you tonight,
He is coming to-kill you... tonight!
He's on his sleigh with his slave rein-deer,
He's whipping them hard and they're crying with fear,
His loaded shotgun's at his side,
But if you die, at least you tri-ed!
Get your weapons out, get ready to fight!
'Cause Santa Claus is comin' to kill you tonight,
He is coming to-kill you... tonight!
He's ringing your doorbell, armed with his bombs!
Your burning roast turkey's the least of your qualms,
It's time for you to run away,
And hope that you don't die tod-ay!
Get your weapons out, get ready to fight!
'Cause Santa Claus is comin' to kill you tonight,
He is coming to-kill you... tonight!
He broke down-your door, and he's chasing you down,
He is following you all around town,
He's shooting at you with his huge machine gun,
Your worst nightmare has just beg-un!
Get your weapons out, get ready to fight!
'Cause Santa Claus is comin' to kill you tonight,
He is coming to-kill you... tonight!
(More to come...)
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« Last Edit: June 18, 2010, 01:50:45 PM by gummybears123 »
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
Kirbylord
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•invisible•
Shoot
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Purple is the last color you'll see.
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2010, 07:30:47 AM » |
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Lol! that was pretty funny although I don't know how well it reminds of Jingle Bells...
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gummybears123
Mossy
Posts: 5776
Yummy Gummy!
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2010, 02:50:36 PM » |
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It uses the tune and rhythm from Jingle Bells...
Oh god, it's stuck in my head... HAHA
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
Kirbylord
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Sudonimus
Mossy
Posts: 2743
Stop staring.
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2010, 03:52:47 PM » |
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I don't get the rhythm.
Like in line 1,
"Get your wea- pons out"
X X x-x X
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How is there no such thing as non-existence?!
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gummybears123
Mossy
Posts: 5776
Yummy Gummy!
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2010, 01:50:17 PM » |
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OH!!! My bad! What was I thinking?! IT's not Jingle Bells, it's "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town"!
SORRY PEOPLES!!!
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
Kirbylord
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