Sudonimus
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« Reply #75 on: June 25, 2010, 08:18:08 AM » |
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ĦOh, no! No hay latinos en Google Translate!
...Yo mama's so ugly she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning.
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gummybears123
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Yummy Gummy!
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« Reply #76 on: June 25, 2010, 10:48:53 AM » |
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No  That was me! |
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
Kirbylord
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Sudonimus
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« Reply #77 on: June 25, 2010, 08:01:40 PM » |
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Okay... You so ugly when you looked out the window the police arrested you for mooning  |
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gummybears123
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« Reply #78 on: June 25, 2010, 08:03:56 PM » |
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No no no!!!
That time, it was my dog!!!
And he WAS mooning!
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
Kirbylord
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Sudonimus
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« Reply #79 on: June 27, 2010, 07:11:04 AM » |
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...I don't think you can arrest the dog for that.
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gummybears123
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« Reply #80 on: June 27, 2010, 12:49:10 PM » |
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JOKE!!!
A woman calls a taxi over and gets in. She tells the cab driver that she wants to go to _____ Street. So the cab driver drives and happens to look in the rearview mirror, the woman is looking outside. After a few minutes, he looks at the mirror again and the woman is gone! He wonders what happened and after a few quick seconds, looks again and there she is! He thinks he is just tired, so he just drives on. Out of curiosity, he looks at the mirror again, and she is gone again! He makes a rough abrupt stop (SCREEEECH) and turns around in his seat. The woman stares directly at him with blood all over her face and on her hands. The man screams.
What happened?
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
Kirbylord
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Sudonimus
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« Reply #81 on: June 27, 2010, 12:53:45 PM » |
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The woman's EMO!
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gummybears123
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« Reply #82 on: June 27, 2010, 12:58:11 PM » |
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Answer:
The woman was picking her nose, so she ducked down the first time so that she wouldn't be seen. THe second time she was picking her nose, the car suddenly stopped, causing her finger to ram up her nose. Blood everywhere
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
Kirbylord
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Audioworm
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I'm a brony, deal with it.
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« Reply #83 on: June 27, 2010, 06:57:03 PM » |
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Sudonimus
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« Reply #84 on: June 27, 2010, 08:28:20 PM » |
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Oh, you poor, stupid lady.
xD
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gummybears123
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« Reply #85 on: June 27, 2010, 08:36:30 PM » |
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I heard that one from my sister...... I would have loved to say, based on a true story  |
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I made a rap.
It sounds dumb, like reading a map
I really should stop this thing before it goes too far
But I don't really car as long as I stay below the radar
Those big companies won't get me no
I'll get away before the fuzz show
-Most famous rapper of Mossmouth
Kirbylord
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