The Mossmouth Vending Machine

[Shane]

You get this thing.

I insert the Boreblade. My own Keyblade

[Nathan Cash]

You get the real key blade. I insert South Park

[Shane]

You get North Park
I insert

[Nathan Cash]

You get pokemon y. I insert my pillow

[Shane]

You get feathers.

I insert Fearow.

[Nathan Cash]

You get a ferret. I insert 

[Shane]

You get

I insert this screenshot (I play Pokémon Black and White with an emulator, so...):

[KarjamP]

Nintendo came out of the machine.

They said, "STOP PIRATING OUR GAMES!!! AND STOP CHEATING AS WELL!!!"

I insert Gamefreak.

[Shane]

You get Ghostfreak.

I insert...
Mimiga.

[KarjamP]

YOU GOT RED FLOWERS TO FEED THE MIMIGA!

I insert .

[Shane]

You get

I insert Gaudi.

[Nathan Cash]

You get a party. I insert my gf that doesn't exist

[Shane]

You get a Nobody named Xion.

I insert a Gunblade.

[Nathan Cash]

You get a gun with a bayonet attachment. I insert yang from spelunky xbla

[Shane]

You get Yin (Yin and Yang )

I insert the time in the top-left corner.