The Mossmouth Vending Machine

[Wonkyth]

You get a burp topic.

I put in my new Kindle.

[hyperme]

You get an iPhone-Pad.

I insert a M-M-Mega Bump.

[Sparkle]

You get a lot of glaring eyes.

I insert my story about BananaTank

[Wonkyth]

You get a hoot.

I insert a gigantic rubber chicken.

[Sparkle]

You get rubber feathers in your hair.

I insert the crappy new Pokemon themes.

[Wonkyth]

You get a shocked look from me.(thanks for warning me off it, I'm not sure I could take the loss.)

I insert a rotary fruit peeler.

[Sparkle]

welp, it's personal preference. the newest one is -okay- but Past Johto, they're pretty much meh for me, then when it goes to Sinnoh, it just sucks.

You get a skinned fruit.

I insert RC Cola

[Sparkle]

I get a tasty beverage back.

I insert both a Double Post and rebirth to this thread

[Wonkyth]

You get a rush of nostalgia.

I insert an odd sock.

[Sparkle]

You get the non-matching sock. you get mad.

I insert my second ps3 controller

[Bae]

you get a multiplayer game that you now cannot play

i insert asia

[Wonkyth]

You get a few glossy pebbles. o.O

I put in my favourite kind of apple.

[supermariousa]

YOU GET NOTHING!!!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!

I insert A pointless shitty stupid moronic idiototic retarded crappy Arrow to the knee joke.

[marsgreekgod]

Some one comes, pulls out a bow, and shots you in the knee. you can't walk any more, you  life falls apart, and people make fun of you.

I put in evil

[Mvskoke]

You get Satan
I put in light