The Mossmouth Vending Machine

[Audioworm]

You get Cirno.

I insert Suika.(I think she's a Touhou character?)

[Bae]

So you only really know Cirno and Flan? idk why but I find that selection funny.
also http://www.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Category:Characters

You get sake

I insert knives

[Audioworm]

You get Sakuya. Admit it, you saw it coming.(Visited the characters page)

I insert Natascha.(TF2 gun)

[marsgreekgod]

you get natascha, (human female)

I insert a time bomb

[Audioworm]

You get a terrorist.
I insert Minecraft.

[Bae]

I was wondering if youd catch it

You get steve and herobrine

I insert a dragon flute (who can guess what thats from :0 )

[marsgreekgod]

You get a dragon playing the flute.

I insert a dragon playing the flute after stealing it from baekara

[Audioworm]

You get a leviathan playing the electric guitar.

I insert copyright.

[marsgreekgod]

You get a letter saying "don't do it! I still love you!"

It makes no sense to you.

I put in the last of my logic

[Sparkle]

you get a pack of dogs chasing you.

I inset the rash my christmas tree just gave me.

[Audioworm]

You get 10 more Christmas trees.
It doesn't end well for you.

I insert Remilia Scarlet.

[Bae]

You get CHARISMA

I insert a Shinigami

[marsgreekgod]

you get soul from soul eater

I put in something I don't know how to deal with

[Audioworm]

You found out how to deal with it: By stuffing it into a vending machine.

I insert 's shades.

[marsgreekgod]

You get  and a the 500 bucks he payed for the shades.

I put in spelunky itself!