The Mossmouth Vending Machine

[Bae]

And it goes to pay my bail!

I insert your broken rose tinted glasses i keep reading about under your avatar

[Damsel]

and you get some tape to fix them.

i insert insert a grilled cheese sandwich.

[marsgreekgod]

ERRRORRRR can't insert an insert.

I put in devil survivor for the ds

[Bae]

You get Teddy in drag _{persona 4 teddy that is}


I insert the nirvash _{google is your friend}

[Audioworm]

The machine spits it back out at you because it doesn't know what that is.

[Bae]

I just said google man

The mech is nirvash

since he was spit out he falls on top of you, this is your punishment for not inserting anything

I REINSERT the nirvash

[Arucard]

You get- obscure anime reference!
I, Rikdo Koshi, the writer, do hereby approve of this reference.

I insert- a Smurf, a really Smurfy Smurf.

[Bae]

The vending machine implodes in a smurfy explosion from being smurfed the smurf up by having that smurf smurfed into its smurf

smurf

I insert a doctor who into the rubble

[Arucard]

You get- a professor who out of gravel.

I insert- an intensely dwarven beard.

[Sparkle]

You jammed the machine :X

*walks over to new machine and inserts a CellPhone

[Bae]

You get a dog

I insert Blood Sugar

[Audioworm]

You get an MP3 player with this song on it.

I insert Sparta.

[Pteriforever]

You get rickroll'd.

I insert a stapler.

[marsgreekgod]

you get a metal arm.

I insert  my math homework.

[Damsel]

you get a guilty looking dog.

I insert a potato.