The Mossmouth Vending Machine

[Sparkle]

You get, a group therapy session.

*Inserts epic-ness*

[Arucard]

You get Homer's The Odyssey, lucky you!

I insert all of my hair.

P.S. there's a lot!

[Damsel]

YOU GET A PINK PIXIE WIG!

*inserts a pair of purple underwear*

[Arucard]

You get: slapped by the owner of said underwear!

I insert/dispose of: rational thought.

[Damsel]

you get a brain that is only capable of thinking rational thoughts

*inserts a block of tofu*

[Bae]

You get a Ball of meat

I insert 108

[marsgreekgod]

you get the square root of -1 /0

I put in  the square root of -1 /0

[Bae]

_{This is my "I have no clue what you just said and feel dumb for it" face}
You get... f-fourty two?


I insert Mar's brain

[Sparkle]

You get a novel about the Greek God of Mars.

*Inserts Spelunky's nose.*

[Arucard]

You get a clown nose, but can't tell the difference so you assume the machine is broken.

I insert the Big Bad Wolf.
(not from the fairy tale, the ride at Busch Gardens )

[Sparkle]

You get puked on by screaming children.

*inserts Spicy Nacho Doritos

[Known & Unknown]

You get Super Spicy Nacho Doritos

*inserts jelly beans*

[Sparkle]

You get stuck in a wad of Gelatin Dx

*Inserts Sea Turtle

[Bae]

You get arrested for animal abuse of an endangered species!

I insert the documents that prove you innocent

[Arucard]

You receive documents proving that you, Baekara, are indeed guilty!

I insert, One Meeleyun Dollars!