The Mossmouth Vending Machine

[Shane]

You get Akinator.

I insert the final boss of Cave Story (Ballos and I wish this forum had spoilers).

[Nathan Cash]

You get balarg. I insert mv

[Shane]

You get VM.

I insert Jackie Chan.

[Nathan Cash]

You get his lame video game that flopped. I insert air

[Shane]

You get water.

Jackie Chan had a video game?

I insert earth.

[Mvskoke]

You get wind
yea it was in the cracked article i posted

I insert fire

[Shane]

You get Elemental Hero Flame Wingman.

I insert Charlotte from Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin.

[Nathan Cash]

You get tyvorc?'s remake of it. I insert  school

[Gorm]

You get homework.

I insert my dreams.

[KarjamP]

You get nightmares.

I insert Gorm. 

[Shane]

You get a portal to Gormiti.

I insert ununhexium.
If you don't know what that is, it's chemical element 116.

[Nathan Cash]

You get chemical element 117. I insert my geometry homework

[Shane]

You get history homework.

I insert... this desktop background of mine.

[Nathan Cash]

You get a penguin. I insert a pickax

[Mvskoke]

You get iron ore

I insert a cracker