The Mossmouth Vending Machine

[Sparkle]

You get back neutrinos

I insert chocolate

[Wonkyth]

You get the sound of me chewing.

I put in a <3 for Super and his Wonka reference! ^_^

[Bae]

You get shipped together

I insert Hali and Hyper, hoping for some terrible fusion

[supermariousa]

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_The_Killer comes out!

I insert MegaMan X

[Mvskoke]

You get a robot with free will.
I insert a hamburger

[Sparkle]

Your receive vomit!

I insert a chocolate waffle that is 150% cocoa. (Oh yes.)

[Wow, I found that wonderful link by accident. <3]

[Mvskoke]

You get a cocoa tree.

I insert assorted memes

[supermariousa]

You implode.

I insert 

[Sparkle]

you get back O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O:

i insert useless inter-human relations.

[Wonkyth]

You get the Uncanny Valley.

I insert a golden spoon.

[Sparkle]

You get a golden bear.

I insert my SAT scores.

[supermariousa]

You get a note saying: Dem scores are now lost forever!

I insert a paradox into the vending machine HOWEVER the vending machine is also a paradox meaning I inserted a paradox into a paradox while eating on the paradox train and with the like... Paradox cops and the paradox GlaDOS and the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike paradox Yoshi and the liike ya know, The paradox life. So I was liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike. Paradoxin da paradoxes and like ya know. Eating the tacos so yeah.

[Sparkle]

You get back a Bad Egg.

I insert Koala shrapnel.

[Wonkyth]

You get a Koala

I insert the question "What did you get for you SAT scores, and is it good/enough?"

[marsgreekgod]

Nothing happens as a queston is just sound. vending machines don't take sound.

I write down your queston for you however, and put it in.