The Mossmouth Vending Machine

[Sparkle]

you get a ripped $100 bill.

I insert my heart.

[marsgreekgod]

*takes it to bank to get changed for new bill, you can do that*

By puting in a backwords vampire you get a vampire!

I put a vampire in, a girl one if it matters

[Sparkle]

You get cleverbot. in particular saying "can i touch your vampire belly?"

I insertt the screenshot of clever bot saying he has a bigger "laser-gun" than me.

[Audioworm]

You get the laser gun. Woohoo.

I insert Tohou although I have no idea what it is.

[Cyclone]

You get a computer virus that redirects your browser to 4Chan. You have post-traumatic stress disorder.


I insert the Angry Video Game Nerd.

[Audioworm]

You get the Angry German Kid, who beats the crap out of you with your keyboard.

I insert Flandre Scarlet.

[Bae]

I insert Tohou although I have no idea what it is.

I insert Flandre Scarlet.

So you dont know what it is
and then you put it in again

You get a computer virus that redirects your browser to 4Chan. You have post-traumatic stress disorder.

Because its sooooo scary there


at any rate, if you want a flandre so badly you can have this

_{Original/fullsize at the NSFW Danbooru}

I insert Danmaku

[marsgreekgod]

You get knights in the nightmare

I put in a new wallet

[Audioworm]

So you dont know what it is

I know two of the character's names and their themes.(I can't stop listening to Flandre's theeeemeee.)

@Marsgreekgod:
You get a thank-you note.
I insert said thank-you note.

[Bae]

Well if you still dont know what Touhou is (pronounced Toho) its a shooting game for the pc, fairly easy to pirate and unless you live in japan thats the only way you can play it (even buying the games would require you to patch it to make it work on your pc)

Also knowing 2 of 100 something characters is kind of sad lol, its like learning pokemon all over again


at any rate you get get a youre welcome note

I insert depositories (believe it or not this is related to touhou)

[Audioworm]

Wouldn't pirating it be illegal?
You get Flandre Scarlet. It doesn't end well for you.

I insert sunlight.

[Bae]

well yeah but theres not much in the way of choice if you ever want to play it, besides the creator (one guy) has made enough money off of it and spends it mostly on booze any way

you get ash

i insert [pikachu]


DOHOHOHOHORF

[marsgreekgod]

You get the reason why he was censered.

It's worse then you think

I insert msn messeger

[Audioworm]

well yeah but theres not much in the way of choice if you ever want to play it, besides the creator (one guy) has made enough money off of it and spends it mostly on booze any way

Well, I'm not doing it if it's illegal, even if he has made enough money off of it. I actually want something for Christmas.

i insert [pikachu]

DOHOHOHOHORF

Gahahahahaha.

I insert msn messeger

You get several emoticons and chatspeak words.
I insert my evil side.(Hopefully it will be worth it.)

[Bae]

hmn there are a few freeware games here and there though... want i should do some scouring? I *think* fairy wars was free but im not sure...

Ill keep the touhou theme going, you get lily white (who is kinda a good-side evil-side character)


I insert lily black for good measure

Also you should watch some videos of touhou on youtube if you want to know more about it