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« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2009, 07:08:03 PM »

You left the machete behind!
Not as bad as leaving Shadow behind.

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« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2009, 07:11:53 PM »

Today, I dispatched three shopkeepers with only my feet and ropes.  While I was looting the black market, I was being chased by three shopkeepers with shotguns.  I jumped and landed on one of the shopkeepers, who fell onto a bunch of spikes.  One was the uncermoniously gobbled up by a man-eating plant.  As the last one rushed me, I foolishly jumped into a pit, with jumping my only means of escape.  But, alas, the shopkeeper was directly above me.  So what did I do?  I threw up about fifteen million ropes.  The shopkeeper  died instantly.
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2009, 12:01:48 AM »

This deserves a video as much as anything, awesome nonetheless. *clap* *clap* *clap*
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2009, 12:03:59 AM »

I killed a shopkeeper with a mummy.
The corpse hit the mummy and killed it.
The scepter flew out, hit and stunned a caveman, who flew into an arrow trap and died.
The caveman corpse hit a group of cultists, whacking them one floor down into a pool of lava.
I then fell into that pool of lava, forgetting that I had no jetpack.
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2009, 09:44:49 PM »

After that, I can completely understand forgetting almost anything.

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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2009, 09:56:49 PM »

After that, I can completely understand forgetting almost anything.

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Hey, just a question: Why don't you put the --Delminion sig in your signature?

And eguee, that seems to happen to you a lot. I love it.
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2009, 10:01:27 PM »

Because then I'd have an unwanted horizontal line above it!  And who can tolerate that!

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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2009, 10:32:49 PM »

A lot of people can...
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« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2009, 12:46:57 AM »

Horizontal lines are the devil.
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« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2009, 07:57:23 AM »

Horizontal lines are the devil.

Que? Horizontal lines are  Spelunky Shopkeeper? OH NO! There's one now!
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« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2009, 11:36:56 AM »

Horizontal lines are the devil.

No no your thinking of cheese cake.
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« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2009, 08:33:39 PM »

See?  It's just this sort of reason that I meticulously type out my signature.

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« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2009, 09:11:39 PM »

Horizontal lines are the devil.

No no your thinking of cheese cake.
I object! Cheese cake is the shiz. (To me.)
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« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2009, 11:32:28 PM »

Horizontal lines are the devil.

No no your thinking of cheese cake.
I object! Cheese cake is the shiz. (To me.)
your avatar is black mage, that just goes to show what kind of tastes you have.

Spelunky tale:
Today I played Spelunky. I died.
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« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2009, 12:57:18 PM »

Spelunky tale:
Today I played Spelunky. I died.

Hey that happened to me as well!
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