I put in yellow food coloring and make it green.
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Probably because he's working on the greatest thing ever to happen on xbox 360.

Q: Hello! What is your name?
A: Shut up.
Q: Wha... Did you just tell me to shut up?
A: No.
Q: Did you just lie to me?
A: 'Did you just lie to me?' You need to get a brain improvement.
Q: Oh no you didn't!
A: Did I?
Q: Why you little... Oops! Did I just drop my land mine on your face?
A: Yes but it didn't have any exploseves in it.
Q: Fire-ball power, GO! Wait. Do I have fire-ball powers?
A: Yes.
Q: Ok. Fire-ball power, GO!
A: Oops. I have my flame reflecter suit on.
Q: Am I on fire?
A: Why don't you ask the mirror?
Q: Mirror, am I on fire?
Mirrer: Yes. And you are also dead.
A: Haha. Fail.

Me: I'm pretty sure i'm doing this right.

failure

incorrect

1. There once was a girl and a boy.
2. They decided they would go to the moon.
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6. The moon span 12% faster, knocking the tidal forces out of whack.
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15. And they lived happily ever after!

You get nibs. (The bite size licorice candy.)

I insert a DSI.

Granted, but everyone is granting good wishes instead of ruining them..

I wish my computer got ruined.

1 (i'm picking 1)

They do, but now it's getting filled with too many posts, and eventualy gets locked.

I wish I have some ice cream with a cherry on top.

I kill everyone and make hundreds of clones to take all the hills.

My hill.

I edited my post so I kill someone like in the rules.

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10. And then he drowned in ice cream.

You did just change the subject, didn't you?

You get a soft drink and a IOU note worth 1 coin.

I fall down the hill and build a giant hammer to hit you with. It hits you and you are now in the atlantic ocean.

My hill.