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1  Games / Spelunky / Re: Kirblunky on: October 01, 2013, 12:13:02 PM
Ohey, It's that guy!

Also nice stuff.
2  Games / Spelunky / Re: Snoop puggity pug on: September 09, 2013, 02:54:20 PM
Yes.

Yes, Yes, Yes. FUCKING. YES.

You, In my bed, Now. *puts on lipstick*
3  Games / Spelunky / Re: Clean 'splodey frogs? on: September 07, 2013, 10:43:21 AM
apparently you can lead an orange frog to water, and turn it blue....who knew.

That was prettymuch the first thing I learned about the jungle, And I learned that in classic. >.>
4  Games / Spelunky / Re: Mod Requests on: September 03, 2013, 05:07:26 PM
To anyone who makes an isaac character: You get a hug.

I want to play as a naked emo baby that never stops crying. :C
5  Games / Source / Re: MiniMod - gag parachute on: August 31, 2013, 01:01:52 PM
Perfect.

...Now if you'd be so good as to make a "parachute" item that deploys an anvil instead of an actual chute while you're falling it'd be perfectx2.
6  Games / Spelunky / Re: "Thanks obama" moments? on: August 31, 2013, 12:10:37 AM
A bit of a revival here, since I was about to start my own combined good/back luck thread, but I figured this one would do.

This is good luck, but bad judgement:

Something similar happened to me yesterday, Except it was in the mothership, And involved a shopkeep's beloved shotgun propelling me away from a fuckton of psychic blasts.

Thank god for kapala grinding giving you fucktons of health.
7  Games / Spelunky / Re: Mod Requests on: August 31, 2013, 12:00:06 AM
I want to rescue Snoop pugg for blunts health at the end of each level.

...I'd also love it if someone made the turban guy look more like osama bin laden.

Spelunky: Offensive edition, Coming soon to a nonexistent store near you.
8  Games / Spelunky / Re: todays daily challenge... on: August 29, 2013, 06:40:59 PM
I bombed the shop to get the jetpack and went gangsta on the black market later, But then I wasted my ankh on a fire frog then stumbled onto a spike trap. :C
9  Games / Spelunky / Re: Do you try the mothership? on: August 29, 2013, 06:36:58 PM
Robbed the black market to get the ankh.

Fuck up and die of fall damage.

With my ankh wasted I said fuck it and went for the mothership.

Abit of kapala grinding later and te shopkeeper inside the ship hit me with a MEATSHOT. ( 8) )

Luckilly however I had a FUCKTON of health, Letting my stunned body surf away from the angry old man and the psychic attacks.

Bomb the queen (barely.)

Grab the cannon.

Right as I fire it at a wall an alien lord's hiding behind the queen's energy shield turns on, Causing the plasma to hit me in the face.

Thanks obama.
10  General / Games / Re: Gaming General on: August 29, 2013, 02:55:28 PM
Cookie Clicker
This is another one of those browser games where you click things to collect things to buy other things which unlock better things that make you collect things faster and you can upgrade all the things...which I keep getting addicted to (but without the microtransaction bullshit seen on shiny fingerprint collecting devices). This one has graphics and nice interface.

Previous games like this, if you missed them:
Candy Box
A Dark Room

No, Gods no... GET THAT FUCKING GAME AWAY FROM ME.

I just kicked it...

50 FUCKING TIME MACHINES. ;-;
11  General / Discuss! / Re: Why I don't want to live on this planet anymore. on: August 28, 2013, 11:24:58 PM
That crazy bitch was probably jealous of the kid's sexy eyes, I know I would be.

...Either that or she was a witch or on drugs or something... Or MAYBE she just really gets off to fingering little boy's empty eye sockets?
12  Games / Spelunky / Re: Do you try the mothership? on: August 28, 2013, 11:08:41 PM
I go there whenever I have the items for it, although I might be a bit hesitant if it's during a daily challenge.

One thing some people might not be aware of is that the mothership doesn't advance the current level count, it decreases it. So instead of going from 3-4 to 4-1, you go from 3-4 to 3-3. That means you end up playing 2 levels extra. For obvious reasons, that makes it pretty ideal for a score run.

Wow are you serious?  Shocked

You get bonus levels, that is very interesting, too bad I never went there more than a handful of times until after I beat Hell, I've been practicing it and it's literally hard as Hell, maybe even harder than the average Hell level. Any tips? so many insta-kill dangers everywhere and having to constantly move around all the time to avoid that target thing is stressful.
Acquire fucktons of bombs and some bomb paste, And a jetpack...

That's about the closest to "playing it safe" you can get when fucking up aliens... Bring a shotgun for good measure. (Just don't choke on your own shot.)
13  Games / Spelunky / Re: Does the Ghost show up inside the Worm? on: August 25, 2013, 06:57:07 PM
If it showed up in the worm, i'd be questioning why the worm didn't die.

The worm probably dies right after you leave it, I mean really... You're probably going to fill its innards with bombs and shit to get through it.
14  Games / Spelunky / Re: "Thanks obama" moments? on: August 25, 2013, 01:08:46 PM
...Why does van helsing look so much kile a beardless lincoln with a squished hat?
15  Games / Spelunky / Re: Does the Ghost show up inside the Worm? on: August 25, 2013, 01:07:18 PM
The Ghost does show up in the Mothership.

Fish dicks, I'd pay derek yu exactly five dollars if he made an item that temporally banished the ghost from maps... Even moreso if he buffed the camera to do that.
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