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1  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 11, 2012, 07:44:33 PM


Damn dag nammit!

This is really important, Me and that furry sinofabitch have unfinished business. >:C
2  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 09, 2012, 04:23:17 PM


*fiddles with pen*

Can someone help me? I wanna write yeti king now... :l
3  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 09, 2012, 03:56:13 PM


I don't know how to write, It's not my fault I can't give that douchebag a letter!
4  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 09, 2012, 01:04:33 PM


*accidentally teleports infront of the toaster*

...What the hell is this thing? *probes with vines*
5  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 08, 2012, 05:14:31 PM


Damnit blue, You scared m-

What the hell is that other guy doing here?!

*attempts to telefrag*
6  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 08, 2012, 03:51:23 AM


...Why am I flying? ._.

*squirms vines* Who's doing this?!

*accidentally teleports behind WHOEVER THE HELL IS IN HERE trying to escape*
7  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 07, 2012, 06:16:01 PM


...It must have been my imagination.

*puts on a plastic helmet with goat horns taped to it*
8  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 07, 2012, 04:35:11 PM


B-blue... Is that you?

Don't fucking play games with me! D:
9  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 06, 2012, 01:19:05 PM


Who's there?!

*Coughs up LASER MEATSTICK*
10  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 05, 2012, 10:00:35 PM
(Fun fact: You shot a phone. Mantrap ain't there.)



"...Judging by that I think I need to go deeper, AWAY from the crazy people..."

*Mantrap is now hiding in GOLD CITY... And only a MAN DRESSED IN BLUE knows where that is.*
11  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 05, 2012, 03:08:17 PM


"Now now, No need to do that..."

"...I'd rather remain small and spit acid!"
12  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 05, 2012, 04:07:44 AM
*Random phone is turned on*

"Is the queen gone yet? I don't know how long these aliens will continue to let me hide out down here...

This is bad, This is very bad... Oh fuck, I hear leaves rustling!"

13  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 04, 2012, 05:28:45 PM


...

*ABSCOND with TELEPORTER*

"Nyyyh.... This is bad, This is bad! ;-;"
14  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 04, 2012, 02:59:44 PM


Did I just hear correctly? You're a magical person?

...Mind helping a poor pile of mulch out over here? Please do...

I don't know how long the queen will be gone... D:
15  Games / Spelunky Classic / Re: Dear Spelunker on: April 02, 2012, 01:58:54 PM


*ZOMBIEPLANT is gibbed by lasers, And is now an angry pile of plant chunks*

Graah! What the hell bitch?!

...This is really awkward, I can't feel anything below my stem... ._.;

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