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Title: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 03, 2010, 12:12:55 PM
This old wish topic got old, time for more rules.

Rules:

1) you can't kill people in granting the wish, or have people die. (or passively kill them, IE if they wish for money, you can't have them be crushed to death slowly by it)

2) you can't wish for people to die.

3) you must give them what they wish for. (If they wish for a dog, you can't give them a wolf that wants to eat them)

4) You can't do totally random stuff (if they wish for a pizza, you can't have them get attacked by a monkey)

5) The wish should end badly, but it doesn't have to be world ending, it could be small badness to.

6) falling to make a wish gives you a strike, 3 strikes your out.


7) You can't grant the wish of some one that just granted your wish (no back and forth)

I wish I had the power to teleport at will.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Arucard on February 03, 2010, 02:03:59 PM
You teleport yourself around the cosmos, learning all it's secrets. You are now bored by everything, and despise the power you craved. (I don't know I'm bad at this, like most things)

I wish to excel in all things.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 03, 2010, 02:41:28 PM
Ok but you excel in getting hurt, getting sick, not knowing things.. makeing people sad... being distressed...

I wish I could transform at will.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 03, 2010, 02:54:08 PM
You don't know how though...

I wish I did not have school tommorrow


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 03, 2010, 02:59:07 PM
Ok, but thats because of the massive fire on the school that leaves you having to take school halfway threw the hot summer when the final fix it, but with no AC

I wish for the answer to the queston


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 03, 2010, 03:03:00 PM
42 ;D

(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

I wish MGG spelled question right


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: ipwnu1337 on February 03, 2010, 03:37:06 PM
He does, but now he's an elitist and a grammar nazi.

I wish that I had a higher postcount than anyone here.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 03, 2010, 05:23:44 PM
You do, but that is because you hacked Derek's administrator account and now Mossmouth has shut down.
All the forum members hunt you down for wishing that and you are sued by Derek. Life kinda sucks.

I wish Mossmouth would run again.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: grieck on February 03, 2010, 06:33:51 PM
it does, but gummy is it's admin


i wish it was june already


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 03, 2010, 07:15:07 PM
It is, but the law has changed and you still have school.

(I'm admin?! YAY!)

I wish I didn't have homework today


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 03, 2010, 08:34:47 PM
Thats because it was due yesterday

I wish I could make the best video game that will be made in 45 years (after which a better game will be made)


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 03, 2010, 08:35:52 PM
You make it but someone steals it and they get all the credit

I wish I wasn't on Mossmouth right now


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 03, 2010, 09:01:49 PM
Ok but thats because your banned from moss mouth (sorry it was to easy)

I wish I could steal and give credit at will, and everyone would think the person with the credit would really did it the moment I steal and or give it.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 03, 2010, 09:05:12 PM
That makes no sense

And stop ruining the game by using and and commas to make your wish longer


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Arucard on February 04, 2010, 06:46:50 AM
Ok but thats because your banned from moss mouth (sorry it was to easy)

I wish I could steal and give credit at will, and everyone would think the person with the credit would really did it the moment I steal and or give it.
But, the credit for giving credit to others can never be yours.

I wish thing made sense.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 04, 2010, 11:27:06 AM
Ok the word thing makes sense to you now.

I wish I could make a wish with as many commas as ands as I like


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 04, 2010, 02:29:25 PM
You can, but now the new definition for commas is the previous definition for periods.
I wish MGG was Asian.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 04, 2010, 03:05:03 PM
He is cauc-ASIAN

I wish I thought of a better one


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: flarex23 on February 04, 2010, 04:05:54 PM
You do but it is barely any better

I wish I knew if I did that right


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 04, 2010, 04:12:46 PM
You do. You did it wrong (No, I'm kidding)

I wish mornings did not exist


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 04, 2010, 04:30:28 PM
They do not; all the fishermen cannot see, neither can anyone else who doesn't have roof-lights; we starve and die.
I wish Gummy was made of Gummybears.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 04, 2010, 04:32:28 PM
I am... already

I wish I was half dead


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 04, 2010, 05:36:34 PM
you are half dead-half dead

 ::) I wish that worked


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 04, 2010, 05:45:52 PM
Um... Ok gummybear is a zombie and spreads his zombie ness around becuse it worked.
(what are you talking about?)

I wish I knew the path.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 04, 2010, 05:56:21 PM
This old wish topic got old, time for more rules.

Rules:

1) you can't kill people in granting the wish, or have people die. (or passively kill them, IE if they wish for money, you can't have them be crushed to death slowly by it)

2) you can't wish for people to die.

3) you must give them what they wish for.  (If they wish for a dog, you can't give them a wolf that wants to eat them)

4) You can't do totally random stuff (if they wish for a pizza, you can't have them get attacked by a monkey)

5) The wish should end badly, but it doesn't have to be world ending, it could be small badness to.

6) falling to make a wish gives you a strike, 3 strikes your out.


I wish I had the power to teleport at will.
Um... Ok gummybear is a zombie and spreads his zombie ness around becuse it worked.
(what are you talking about?)

I wish I knew the path.
you know, the roll eyes smiley.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 04, 2010, 05:58:51 PM
Oh I didn't get that at all, I thought you where saying you wished your messing up gummys wish didn't work. Sorry!

-um...-

I still wish I knew the path.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 04, 2010, 06:01:07 PM
 ??? what? ???


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 04, 2010, 06:04:48 PM
Lets just move on ok?
-um...-

I still wish I knew the path.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 04, 2010, 08:19:41 PM
You know it but you don't know how to follow it...

I wish I knew what the heck this path thing was


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: flarex23 on February 04, 2010, 09:26:53 PM
You do but you forget. (I got that one from you ;D)

I wish for 9 lives


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 04, 2010, 11:38:47 PM
Ok you have 9 lives, but they are all at once. (IE 9 yous good luck figuring that one out and feeding them all)

I wish for the power to drive men to madness simply by saying the world "wers"


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 05, 2010, 10:58:00 AM
Granted, sure. But you can only drive men to madness, (not boys either) that are from 40 years or older.

I wish gummybears did not exist.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 05, 2010, 11:11:25 AM
Ok he doesn't exist and never did, but that means you never made that wish, which means he exists, which means you made that wish and he doesn't exist... you spend forever endless suffering, gummybear taunting you from half being, never able to live, never able to die.

I wish I would never stop existing


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 05, 2010, 11:31:01 AM
Everything else dies.  Your friends and famil die.  The universe dies.  But you still float around in empty space

I wish to stop existing


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 05, 2010, 12:09:03 PM
you expode in a gorey mess.

I wish


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 05, 2010, 12:18:38 PM
Everything goes white.  You see a white light.... BAM!

I wish I never existed


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 05, 2010, 12:34:35 PM
Egan, 1 strike, you can't kill people, please read the first post.

Gummy bear, 0 strikes you can't wish to kill people, but you should not do something like that. (but your still fine, just saying don't keep doing it)

---------

Ok You doesn't exist and never did, but that means you never made that wish, which means you exist, which means you made that wish and you don't exist... you spend forever endless suffering never able to live, never able to die.

I wish that I could tell everyone of the path.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 05, 2010, 12:51:52 PM
THat's stupid, how about if killing is appropriate for the wish and it fits nicely?  And look at his wish, my corruption mades sense.  Stop unreasonably accusing

ANd I cant corrupt your wish cause I don't know what you mean


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 06, 2010, 11:22:18 AM
The point is it's hard. If you can say killing is better for the wish, then the wish maker is at fault. egan is the one that messed up more then you. I was simply saying that you where looking down the wrong path, not that you where wrong yet.

----
I wish I could bring back the dead



Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 06, 2010, 11:41:35 AM
You could, in exhange for someone alive....

I wish I had normal wings with which I could fly


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: flarex23 on February 06, 2010, 12:47:15 PM
While you are flying very very high up, a hunter mistakes you for a bird and shoots you.

I wish I could talk with animals


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 06, 2010, 01:00:13 PM
You can, for a few seconds.

I wish for eternal life


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 06, 2010, 01:02:12 PM
Ok but you can still get hurt and still age.

I wish I could make any object I want by saying it's name with my eyes closed.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 06, 2010, 01:03:42 PM
They are made, but appear on the other side of the Earth.

I wish for utopia everywhere


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 06, 2010, 01:43:49 PM
With a utopia, the only emotions we can express is happiness + peace.
The world is basically all bottled up and chaos.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 06, 2010, 01:44:41 PM
Make a wish...and why does the world get bottled up with chaos?


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 06, 2010, 01:46:29 PM
Because a utopia is basically all happiness and 'peace'.
The only way us humans can achieve that is to be forced that way.
So we bottle up all our other feelings, and eventually chaos happens, we lose focus, the world spirals into oblivion. That's why I love not being human.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 06, 2010, 01:48:14 PM
That doesn't happen, or else that wouldn't be utopia... that's just a forced community


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 06, 2010, 01:50:13 PM
utopia [yoo-toh-pee-uh]:
    An impractical, idealistic scheme for social and political reform.

Nothing ever works.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 06, 2010, 01:52:38 PM
Sudonimus [soo-don-ih-mus]
     An unidentified strange species

That's because humans are corrupt!  In a utopia, which CANT exist, everything works!


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 06, 2010, 01:54:04 PM
anyway! wish:

I wish for a cat.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 06, 2010, 01:56:30 PM
You get a cat. In detail, a tiger.

I wish for more definitions.

Gummybear [gum-ee-bair]
   1. A colorful candy, shaped like a bear.
   2. A type of robot, usually used on forums to generate spam.

THIS makes sense.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 06, 2010, 04:15:44 PM
Granted, but they thoroughly disturb you.

I wish for a fish with a dish.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 06, 2010, 05:39:15 PM
You get one, but it comes with a cat in the hat.

I wish for Dr. Seuss to be my friend


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 06, 2010, 07:00:26 PM
Ok, but we had to bring him back from the dead, and we only did it half way. He still smells like rot and won't leave you alone.

I wish for the power to read minds.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 06, 2010, 07:11:11 PM
You can read the minds of insects

I wish for nothing


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 06, 2010, 07:11:58 PM
Granted, you are warped to a world where time is at a standstill. Nothing happens, ever. It is an endless world of blank nothingness.

I wish for everything.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 06, 2010, 07:24:58 PM
Sorry you can't make that wish, death is something.

I wish for darkness.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 06, 2010, 09:48:45 PM
He comes (Darkness the person)

I wish for gummybears


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 06, 2010, 09:50:28 PM
Granted, but they are so microscopic you lose them and never even know they existed.

I wish for a book, any book, I don't care.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 06, 2010, 10:02:05 PM
Ok but it's over you head, falls on your head and hurts you. It's "how to avoid making stupid wishes"

I wish I had that book before I made this wish so I made a better wish then this.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 07, 2010, 12:58:00 PM
You do, but you lose it and make the same wish

I wish we stopped talking about books


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 07, 2010, 01:27:55 PM
Egan, 1 strike, you can't kill people, please read the first post.

Gummy bear, 0 strikes you can't wish to kill people, but you should not do something like that. (but your still fine, just saying don't keep doing it)

---------

Ok You doesn't exist and never did, but that means you never made that wish, which means you exist, which means you made that wish and you don't exist... you spend forever endless suffering never able to live, never able to die.

I wish that I could tell everyone of the path.
his wish was to die, I just made it look bad.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 07, 2010, 01:45:43 PM
Egan, 1 strike, you can't kill people, please read the first post.

Gummy bear, 0 strikes you can't wish to kill people, but you should not do something like that. (but your still fine, just saying don't keep doing it)

---------

Ok You doesn't exist and never did, but that means you never made that wish, which means you exist, which means you made that wish and you don't exist... you spend forever endless suffering never able to live, never able to die.

I wish that I could tell everyone of the path.
his wish was to die, I just made it look bad.

Rules:

1) you can't kill people in granting the wish, or have people die. (or passively kill them, IE if they wish for money, you can't have them be crushed to death slowly by it)

2) you can't wish for people to die.



Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 07, 2010, 01:51:51 PM
No offense but that rule is stupid

Anyway, continue the game please


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 07, 2010, 03:04:56 PM
thats an offensive thing to say...

I wish gummy didn't think saying no offense make it not offensive .


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 07, 2010, 03:06:44 PM
Gummy no longer thinks that saying "no offense" makes it less offensive. In fact, he says it more often in the hope that people get annoyed by it.

I wish I was a better Spelunker than... oh, let's say.. EGUEE.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 07, 2010, 04:16:19 PM
That is not possible.

No I'm kidding ;D



You become better than him, but it's because he stopped playing.

I wish it was Tuesday


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 07, 2010, 05:20:52 PM
Ok, it's last tuesday you don't remember makeing the wish, then you make the wish and get stuck in a time loop

I wish I could play the piano better then anyone.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 07, 2010, 05:23:02 PM
Granted but you quickly are bored and want nothing to do with piano.

I wish for a wish upon a star.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 07, 2010, 06:57:37 PM
Ok then, we made a suit so you can live on a star, I hope you have fun living the rest of your life on a star!

I wish you (the granter of this wish) would go find me hot girlfriend.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 07, 2010, 07:52:27 PM
Sure, granted. If only she was the same species as you. (Arch-demon, I think? Either way, I didn't say human.)

I wish MGG was easier to grant corruptly.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 07, 2010, 07:54:26 PM
Granted, but now he never posts in the wish topics.

I wish for someone to get me some BOMBS FOR DINNER.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 07, 2010, 08:41:09 PM
There is no corruption needed there (they are lighted?)

I wish for no life to have ever existed


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: ipwnu1337 on February 07, 2010, 08:48:53 PM
You can't make that wish because that would negate you making the wish.  Besides, time is not a fabric.  It's more like a colorful ball with an ever-changing color.

I wish that postulates could be proven.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 07, 2010, 08:55:31 PM
They can, but nobody knows how.

I wish theorems could not be proven


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 08, 2010, 05:30:03 PM
They can't... Hey, we don't make progress. Great...

I wish I could either negate or stop Gummy's wishes.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 08, 2010, 07:21:48 PM
You can, but you don't

I wish for it to rain cats and dogs


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 08, 2010, 08:11:12 PM
Okay, it does. Fortunately, cats and dogs is a figure of speech, and it rains water. Just heavy water. I guess shaped like cats and dogs.

I wish my leg would stop aching.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 08, 2010, 08:47:58 PM
It does, but now your arm hurts.

I wish that wasn't such an easy wish to corrupt


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: flarex23 on February 08, 2010, 09:10:17 PM
It isn't, actually, it becomes so hard you become mad (crazy)

I wish I was friends with Derek


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 08, 2010, 09:41:02 PM
Ok then hes your friend, but thats only becuse he's really nice, he doesn't really like you and won't hang out with you

I wish for the power to shoot lasers out of my fingers at will.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: flarex23 on February 08, 2010, 09:42:01 PM
They are miniscule lasers that do no harm to anybody

I wish for a textbook


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: ipwnu1337 on February 08, 2010, 09:45:13 PM
You get one.  For a remedial class.

I wish that I could control reality at a whim.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: flarex23 on February 08, 2010, 09:53:23 PM
You could but you don't know how (That's getting old)

I wish I could bend the space time continuem at will


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 08, 2010, 10:05:07 PM
You do and it messes up Space and Time and everything ceases to exist but everything starts to exist and a multiversal paradox occurs causing everything in existence to implode and explode while reversing both actions faster than the speed of light.

I wish that made some sense


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: ipwnu1337 on February 08, 2010, 10:10:10 PM
It does, and because you understand it, you get a migrane.

I wish that there was an explanation for everything.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 08, 2010, 11:26:49 PM
Ok but it's because "God felt like it"

I wish I could shape the afterlife to my whims


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 09, 2010, 10:08:22 PM
You can, but you get  hit by a truck and do not have time to shape yours...

I wish I was not alive but not dead


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: ipwnu1337 on February 09, 2010, 10:26:52 PM
You are now a 18-dimensional horror.

I wish I could have better handwriting.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 09, 2010, 10:44:04 PM
Ok, but only for the letter L, which you can write perfectly every time.

I wish i could be an Eldritch Abomination

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EldritchAbomination (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EldritchAbomination)


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 10, 2010, 08:48:36 AM
You are... for about 10 seconds...

I wish the title of this topic was spelled correctly


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 10, 2010, 11:15:52 AM
It... is?

(huh? what are you talking about?)

I wish I could summon anyone I knew the name of at will.


Title: Re: You wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 10, 2010, 11:50:34 AM
YOU wish is my command? You mean YOUR wish is my command?


You can, but only 1 time.

I wish  people would stop wishing for a special power that they can do at WILL.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 10, 2010, 12:05:15 PM
Thats spelled right, the grammar is just wrong :)

Ok people stop wishing for that, but they wish to be able to do it whenever they want.

I wish for the best computer ever.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 10, 2010, 12:14:09 PM
A kid in China yells in surprise as the best computer in the universe materializes in front of him.

I wish people thought that was funny


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 10, 2010, 12:18:03 PM
Okay, sure, all the guys in News 12 laugh spontaneously. (If you want, it's while the news is running. People stop watching and are left uninformed. Traffic, insecurity, etc.)

I wish the kid in China was MGG.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 10, 2010, 12:19:07 PM
He is, but someone else with the same (user)name

I wish for there to be life on other planets


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 10, 2010, 12:20:05 PM
000
Ok, but with my best computer ever, I take over the world, and rule everything but i kinda suck at it and your life sucks

I wish for money

---
ninjaed

there is life on other planets but we never find them

I wish for money


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 10, 2010, 12:27:51 PM
Wow.... you get a penny... no scratch that... half a penny

I wish for it to be 2006


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 10, 2010, 12:29:59 PM
Ok it's 2006, but thats becuse everything that happened got pushed back, the number is the only thing that changed.
(may I ask why you wished that)

I wish for a time traveling boat


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 10, 2010, 01:51:53 PM
Okay, granted, but your boat can travel time; and leaves you out.

I wish I could rule the Earth.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 10, 2010, 02:38:59 PM
You can, but you don't know how.

(Say- I wish i ruled the Earth... dont use could)

I wish I ruled the Earth


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 10, 2010, 03:01:23 PM
Ok you ruled the world last week!

I wish would forever rule the earth.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 10, 2010, 03:27:19 PM
You did not proofread, so your wish (I wish ___ would forever rule the world) does not work at all.

I wish I ruled the world forever


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 10, 2010, 05:11:13 PM
...Okay, nit-pick...
Anyways, you ruled the world forever, but unfortunately, you suck so a secret clan of scientists found a way to send you to another dimension; a different "forever". (That's how faraway the dimension is)

I wish humanity could control itself.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 10, 2010, 05:20:54 PM
It does, for 2 seconds.

I wish it was Saturday


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 10, 2010, 08:20:52 PM
It's satuarday, but now you have to work and go to school on saturdays.

I wish I could make people a pervert/not a  pervert at will.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 10, 2010, 08:25:30 PM
Um... strange... but sure, granted. (I gotta think of a good one for this) Let's see, now that you did it to so many people they found out a pattern and realized that you were causing it.
What would be a nice punishment? Arrest? Suspension?

Anyways, I wish I was like Daniel X from a book I read called... "The Dangerous Days of Daniel X" by James Patterson and... someone else...


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 10, 2010, 09:10:02 PM
 ;D You are, but you do not has his superpower to create things at will

I wish I was Maximum Ride


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 10, 2010, 09:20:19 PM
Ok your legal name is now "Maximum Ride" but you still are the same person, people think you are crazy

I wish I could drive people mad by saying sadness to you while point at them


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 10, 2010, 09:24:46 PM
You make people very mad.... in the angry way... until they get so mad that they attack you. (I would have said KILL ... but AHEM....)

I wish for world peace to be happening now until I die


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 11, 2010, 12:07:14 PM
Okay, the conflict in the world between MGG and Gummy easens until you die, them MGG finds you and burns your dead body. (Remember this conflict?) :)

I wish James Patterson would email me.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 11, 2010, 12:14:33 PM
Ok, but thats because he typed in the wrong email!

I wish for the power to win any game


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 11, 2010, 12:19:58 PM
I could just say, "but you don't know how to use it," but I WANT to say, "because you cheated." Yeah, cheating's good.

WAIT, NO, CHEATING IS NOT GOOD. I wish that MGG would eternally serve me in whatever I wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 11, 2010, 05:59:58 PM
Ok but I am a dark servant that twists what you say no matter how well you word it, making everything you want for turn into nightmares of such epic fear that your very SOUL is wounded.

I wish that everyone would be made much smarter and stronger


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 11, 2010, 07:39:32 PM
Everyone, including you, is.  But you are the least enhanced and therefore considered stupid left alone to die (BUT YOU DO NOT DIE YET!!!! AHEM AHEM!)

I wish time to stop


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 11, 2010, 08:53:23 PM
Ok time stops but your thought does not. you go crazy and can do anything makeing a hell in your own mind

I wish for every human to be upgraded in smarts by the same relative amounts


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 12, 2010, 03:15:15 PM
Everybody's brain is upgraded by 10000% and the capacity is not enough causing everyone's head to explode

I wish I had an XBox


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 12, 2010, 03:22:06 PM
Okay. Sure. Your cardboard box now has a marker-drawn "X" on it and is titled Xbox. The only actual game you can play with it is the imagination game.

I wish I had the ability to receive as many games and whatever games I want legally and free of charge.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 12, 2010, 03:37:38 PM
You have the ABILITY to receive them free of charge but you never do.

I wish people would make their wishes short and simple


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 12, 2010, 04:13:18 PM
You have the ABILITY to receive them free of charge but you never do.
Why the heck don't I?

And peoples' wishes are short and simple. Short 'n simple.

I wish Gummy would tell me all his secrets. In PM form.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 12, 2010, 04:16:05 PM
I do, but your account is banned and you never get to read them

I wish I was tall


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 12, 2010, 04:46:57 PM
Okay, you start living in the North Pole with Santa.
Heck you could play basketball with these guys. (The elves)

I wish Santa Claus would give me a bazooka.
(TERMS:
+Not a toy
+Not a bazooka BLAST'
+Must fire real bullets
+Must be legalized by the government
+Must be allowed in anywhere in the world)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 12, 2010, 08:07:20 PM
Stop, that's so cheap!  One wish!  One sentence!

You get a piece of Bazooka gum

I wish people would stop using parenthesis, "and"s, and "not"s to make their wish cheaper


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 12, 2010, 09:30:07 PM
That's not cheap;
Quote from: gummybears123
I wish people would stop using parenthesis, "and"s, and "not"s to make their wish cheaper
THIS is.

Okay, well you used the word "and" in your sentence which cancels out your wish. I like this game.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 12, 2010, 09:37:29 PM
Wow, you're cool.... It's  called QUOTING


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: flarex23 on February 12, 2010, 09:47:43 PM
GUYS!!! STOP ARGUING!!!!
And Sudo, dont do that... you know why he used "and" in that sentence!  He means don't do the long parenthesis thing!  And Gummy!  Stop attacking Sudo every chance you get! I thought you guys knew each other and were friends!  You guys are like spamming every topic!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 13, 2010, 02:44:53 AM
ARG!

Lets just take it from the top.

I was that I didn't get turned down today


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 13, 2010, 09:54:27 AM
Granted, you got turned down yesterday.

I wish I could delete any spam I saw.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 13, 2010, 10:14:38 AM
You can... for a day.

I wish for a hot dog


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 13, 2010, 11:32:03 AM
Ok, you get a warm dog. He barks a lot and isn't very nice.

I wish I had a book that told me anything I asked it.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 13, 2010, 11:36:25 AM
It repeats the questions back to you and you rip it up in frustration

I wish I had a book that answers to all my questions


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 13, 2010, 11:39:04 AM
Ok, but it doesn't answer  them right, and the book seems to actively give you answers that hurt you.

I wish the power to heal anything short of death.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 13, 2010, 12:01:47 PM
You have the power, but it takes 100 years to recharge.

I wish I was buried alive


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 13, 2010, 12:14:40 PM
Ok, you are buried alive with lots of safe food and water, but nothing other then that. It's boring. you live to 70 with no human contact.

i wish for the power to dance.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 13, 2010, 12:16:29 PM
You can dance now... but you only know one move... and its the least popular

I wish for the power to teleport


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 13, 2010, 12:20:13 PM
Ok you can telport, but you can only telport to places you don't want to be. (and you can't trick it to get to places you do)

I wish for the power to steal hearts.



Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 13, 2010, 01:31:11 PM
You steal hearts, literally, but you have nothing to do with them.  You are eventually convicted of murder.

I wish I could control water


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 13, 2010, 10:02:02 PM
Ok you can control water with in the laws of physics, it's not as useful as it sounds, ad you have to use energy to move it and the father away it is, the harder it is to move.

I wish for the power to steal money at will with out being found.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 13, 2010, 10:07:22 PM
People start finding out a pattern and you are eventually convicted of robbery.

I wish I was rich


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 13, 2010, 10:20:57 PM
Ok, have fun being a drug lord!

I wish I was powerful.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 13, 2010, 10:28:49 PM
You are  powerful, compared to a fly

I wish I was 7 years old


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 14, 2010, 02:07:45 PM
You are seven years old. Then when you are the age you are now you wish the wish and get stuck in time loop.

I wish I controlled Gummy.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: banna8 on February 14, 2010, 05:31:39 PM
You control him because you are him. Too bad...

I wish I had perfectly safe, perfectly clean shoes that would always fit, and would never be taken from me.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 14, 2010, 05:41:47 PM
Granted, but they're so ugly everyone shuns you and kicks you out of society.

I wish I could make others dance.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 14, 2010, 06:22:24 PM
You can make others dance, but only the dance of dead, a dance so creepy and painfull looking, that invokes dark magic to make them hurt them self, rip out there own bones and fleash as part of the dance, they are healed after it, but are so broken of mind they can do nothing but cry.

I wish I could do that to people at will.+


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 14, 2010, 07:47:59 PM
You do the dance of the dead at people and cry

I wish I could stop time at will


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 15, 2010, 11:00:30 AM
you can stop time, but you can't start time.

I wish the next poster forgot to post a wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 15, 2010, 11:02:08 AM
Granted, but it's the next poster on a totally different forum.

I wish I could manage to animate this sprite!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 15, 2010, 12:25:10 PM
You manage to animate it but the animation takes 0.00000001 seconds so nobody notices it


I wish I forgot to wish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 15, 2010, 12:26:16 PM
gummy you forgot to wish.

I wish that I was the most epic person that well ever exist.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 15, 2010, 12:30:55 PM
MGG, I edited the post so it fits nicely ;D

Anyway, you are the most epic person who will ever exist, after you die.  But that does you no good

I wish I thought of a better corruption


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: banna8 on February 15, 2010, 07:37:49 PM
you think of so good of a corruption, your mind collapses in fright. You go into a 5 year coma. You wake up and Iask what happened. You remember the corruption, and then fall into another 5 year coma. this proceess repeats for 50 years until your relatives refuse to remind you of what happened.

I wish I had a clean, comfortable, attractive, nonliving hat that everyone liked, but nobody would take except for me.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 15, 2010, 07:40:00 PM
It's a very nice hat, but it's so nice that everyone wants to take it but fail trying. Wars are fought over your hat, but no matter how hard they try that can't take it from you (due to your wish)

I wish that I had a flag.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: banna8 on February 15, 2010, 07:45:26 PM
You have a flag, but decide it is unnatractive and smelly, so you burn it.

I wish there were no more conflicts between all sentient beings without everything being the same.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 15, 2010, 07:57:13 PM
There is no free will.

I wish That I would win 1000 dollars legally and morally 


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: banna8 on February 15, 2010, 08:12:20 PM
you do! however, most of it is taxed, and you can only keep $7.48

I wish I had a blanket.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 15, 2010, 08:17:53 PM
Ok but the blanket is in love with you and won't stop hitting on you.

(what?)

I wish for a pet cat ninja


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 15, 2010, 09:00:52 PM
you also have a pet dog samurai, you never hear the end of it.

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish...


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 15, 2010, 09:01:46 PM
Ok you can wish for whatever you like, but you only get dreams and hopes, never what is real.

I wish for a female ninja servant


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: ipwnu1337 on February 15, 2010, 09:38:35 PM
You hire her, but she will only work if paid one thousand dollars an hour.

I wish people would read the first post of my thread before asking a question.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 15, 2010, 10:08:00 PM
Ok but they just question the rules and call them stupid.

I wish I made a 1100 dollars an hour no matter what to pay my ninja


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: ipwnu1337 on February 15, 2010, 10:09:50 PM
You now work for your ninja.  It's kind of a paradox.

I wish that the internet did not make people stupid.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 15, 2010, 10:18:35 PM
Ok the internet is the only place they are smart.

I wish I knew how that paradox works.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 16, 2010, 02:40:20 AM
I wish that you would find the roll eye emote command. When you press it it just shows this:

::)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 16, 2010, 02:43:08 AM
You didn't grant my wish!

:(

I wish delgato granted my wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 16, 2010, 03:28:02 AM
The paradox is that you're working for someone who works for you, which is a never-ending cycle.

I wish you would grant my wish now.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 16, 2010, 12:34:25 PM
I wish that you would find the roll eye emote command. When you press it it just shows this:

::)

You find it there but it still doesnt work.

I wish for a golden calf


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 16, 2010, 12:37:05 PM
Ok but god smites you (not killing you just hurting you a lot) turns out hes still bitter

I wish for a sliver sword


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 16, 2010, 12:38:29 PM
its all rusty.

I wish for a wampa.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 16, 2010, 03:51:53 PM
Your wampa turns out to be the exact opposite: an apmaw.

I wish that everyone knew what the word is.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 16, 2010, 05:31:45 PM
"The word": Everyone knows it. The word is "spelunky". (It's a real word, it's got something to do with cave exploration for a hobby.

I wish DeLGato232 gave up being a mod.

I lied. Really. I wish I had cookies.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 16, 2010, 06:14:41 PM
I don't give up being a mod, because I edited your post to say something else.

You get cookies, but they have raisins in them.

I wish that Sudonimus would know what the real word is.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 16, 2010, 06:17:05 PM
Ok, but he find's it so bad he tries to destroy it.

I wish I could live forever in the internet after I die.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 16, 2010, 06:20:16 PM
You successfully travel to the internet as a spirit after death, but you now live in badgerbadgerbadger.com, where you are forced to love mushrooms.

I wish that people would post in this thread more.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 16, 2010, 06:23:45 PM
Ok they post so much and so fast you can never keep up as one wish is made per sec, at least 24 hours a day.

I wish that everyone in the world loved spelunky


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 16, 2010, 06:25:04 PM
Everyone now loves spelunky, but as a result everybody becomes so crazed over it they become mindless typing zombies flooding the forums with spam, eventually taking it over.

I wish Derek was here to see this thread.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 19, 2010, 07:12:16 PM
Okay, Derek sees it and, thinking this thread has been derailed, deletes this thread and everyone is confused and frustrated.

I wish this thread came back to life.
(AHA! IT HAS!)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 19, 2010, 08:41:13 PM
Ok but this thread really COMES TO LIFE gaining it's robot body ,and uses it to rule the earth

i wish for a cat


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 20, 2010, 07:32:04 AM
You get a tiger. It is a cat, but you really asked for it.

I wish this thread was stickied.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 20, 2010, 02:16:09 PM
this thread is covered in glue.

I wish for a meccasaur.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 20, 2010, 02:23:25 PM
Granted, but you lose it while on a cruise.

I wish people would explain their views.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 20, 2010, 02:29:31 PM
Everyone does; they disgust you so bad you wish that you hadn't ever made that wish.

I wish I was the best GML coder out of everyone in Mossmouth.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 20, 2010, 02:59:35 PM
Ok thats because we all leave.

I wish I could steal skills at will and no one could found out no matter what (other then myself)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 20, 2010, 03:04:53 PM
Okay, but once you get too abusive no one has the ability to type anymore. (Silently think to yourself what that means, I'm sure I don't need to say anymore.)

I wish I was omnipotent, without being abusive.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 20, 2010, 03:38:05 PM
You are omnipotent... over your pet rock

I wish I was Satan


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 20, 2010, 03:41:36 PM
Granted, but now all your friends hate you because they think you invented Pokemon.

I wish rock.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 20, 2010, 04:22:42 PM
Ok now all music is rock and roll... and the same song. you hate the song.

I wish for the power of music.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 20, 2010, 04:31:32 PM
now people hate music and hate you.

I wish for a colicoid annihilator droid.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 20, 2010, 07:53:06 PM
Okay, but it was unregistered and sent to you by mail once you weren't home, it was the size of a human, people are suspicious and once they see a shadow of a killer robot in your window they call the cops on you.

I wish Mossmouth was given to me by Derek.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 20, 2010, 08:01:11 PM
Ok but we all leave because you don't know how to keep it running and it crashes so much

I wish that I could summon  kittens that where very cute at will.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 20, 2010, 08:56:13 PM
Okay, but it was unregistered and sent to you by mail once you weren't home, it was the size of a human, people are suspicious and once they see a shadow of a killer robot in your window they call the cops on you.

I wish Mossmouth was given to me by Derek.
a colicoid annihilator droid is not the size  of a human.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 20, 2010, 08:57:34 PM
that's why I included that it was the size of a human. MAKE A WISH NOW


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 20, 2010, 09:02:48 PM
um...

I still wish that I could summon  kittens that where very cute at will.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 20, 2010, 09:11:42 PM
you can summon dead kittens that are very cute at will.

I wish for a R8 astromech droid.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: banna8 on February 21, 2010, 08:26:41 PM
you recieve the mexh. However, it is entirely disasembled , and you have to build it all by hand.

I wish someone would answer my question on the game maker help thread.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 21, 2010, 10:01:18 PM
They do, but you now need to ask a question about the answer.

I wish I could not fall on my ass every time I go snowboarding.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 21, 2010, 10:02:14 PM
Granted, you faceplant now.

I wish I was good at Soccer.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: banna8 on February 21, 2010, 10:09:10 PM
You are good at virtual soccer.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 21, 2010, 10:23:35 PM
Ok, you can't get eaten becuse it would kill you and that would break the rules, so you rot alive.

I wish for the power to inslave people to my will


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 21, 2010, 10:52:07 PM
You enslave everybody, but then realize that there's no competition And you become bored of your newfound power.

I wish for three more wishes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 21, 2010, 11:10:03 PM
You get three more wishes, but you have to grant them yourself.

I wish for the power to summon living cute kittens at will whenever i want.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 22, 2010, 08:49:08 PM
You can summon them, but they are summoned on the other side of the Earth

I wish I was rich so I could give to the needy


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 22, 2010, 08:50:54 PM
Granted, but you become selfish and greedy so you don't donate. (You said could, not would.)

I wish I could draw animals that are alive better.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 22, 2010, 08:53:34 PM
You can draw them better, but barely any better and nobody can see the difference

I wish for a car


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 22, 2010, 08:55:20 PM
You get a car, but there's no gas in the tank and there's a missing engine.

I wish for shrimp crackers.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 22, 2010, 08:56:15 PM
You get 2 ;D

I wish for a bag of bombs that are not lit


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 22, 2010, 08:57:15 PM
Granted, but they're in Spelunky.

I wish for a cool sig.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 22, 2010, 08:57:45 PM
You get one, but it lasts only a minute

I wish for a red chair


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 22, 2010, 09:17:39 PM
Granted, but it was originally white, and stained with rat blood.

I wish that didn't seem as grotesque as it was.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 22, 2010, 09:22:35 PM
You get one, but it breaks.

I wish for more shrimp crackers.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 22, 2010, 09:42:02 PM
YOu get 2 more ;D

I wish for 10,000 shrimp crackers


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 22, 2010, 09:55:40 PM
they crush your house

I wish for ice cream.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 23, 2010, 03:21:36 PM
It melts.

I wish gummy would stop stealing my wishes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 23, 2010, 03:32:16 PM
I stop, but for one post only

I wish for $$$


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 23, 2010, 03:47:10 PM
you get $$$ but not $$$$

I wish for a IG-100 magnaguard.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 23, 2010, 05:57:38 PM
Ok, but you get put in jail for owning such a weapon.

I wish I could summon anything at will.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 23, 2010, 08:03:02 PM
You can, but they all turn out evil and miniature size.

I wish there were more smileys.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 23, 2010, 08:38:27 PM
There are but they all suck.

I wish I could summon anything at will and by summon I mean take them from where they where to here with out changing them.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 23, 2010, 08:50:27 PM
You could summon anything but you don't know how (don't be so specific, it ruins the game)

I wish for a ricecake


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 23, 2010, 09:07:42 PM
The rice is rotten.

I wish for ripe ham.

Yes, ripe.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 23, 2010, 09:42:06 PM
(don't be so specific, it ruins the game)

You know you could do more then one line how my wish is ruined.

TEST RUIN THIS WISH IN A FUNNY WAY:
I wish for lots of money!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 23, 2010, 09:55:10 PM
The rice is rotten.

I wish for ripe ham.

Yes, ripe.

Since you failed to corrupt it.

Granted, but it's GREEN.

I wish for seasoned pie.

(don't be so specific, it ruins the game)

You know you could do more then one line how my wish is ruined.

TEST RUIN THIS WISH IN A FUNNY WAY:
I wish for lots of money!

Also.

Granted, but you spend 1/4 of it on ripe ham, 1/2 of the rest on mansions in the ocean that rot away in minutes, and the rest of it on investments in the flying panda gorilla mutant program.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 23, 2010, 09:56:26 PM
It's cowpie (feces (excrements (poo)))

I wish for apple pie


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 23, 2010, 09:57:33 PM
Granted, but it's so terrible you toss it out.

I wish there was a flying panda gorilla mutant program.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 23, 2010, 10:02:36 PM
Um kirby lord you can't say what I do with my money, I would never do that. and that  wasn't funny.

Ok there is such a program, but they never do anything

I wish kirby was more funny.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 23, 2010, 10:11:43 PM
Kirby is so funny that you keep laughing and laughing until you run out of air but you are still laughing so you hyperventilate (I would have said DIE AHEM AHEM)

I wish for a cheeseburger


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 23, 2010, 10:15:55 PM
Ok but it comes with an lolcat, it never leaves alone

I wish that was cured.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 23, 2010, 10:18:16 PM
What's a lolcat? 

It is cured, but only for me

I wish for another lolcat


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 24, 2010, 10:41:56 AM
You get one but it is defective.

I wish I had a nice pony.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 24, 2010, 10:44:03 AM
It's dead

I wish for a cat in a hat


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 24, 2010, 11:24:12 AM
It messes up your house and leaves.

I wish for a keyboard of justice


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 24, 2010, 11:26:31 AM
The same kid in China as last time gets it.

I wish for a fish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 24, 2010, 01:35:52 PM
It dies because you didn't wish for water to put it in.

I wish for water.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 24, 2010, 01:58:02 PM
You get a drop of water

I wish for a tank


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 24, 2010, 02:46:13 PM
it is made out of poo.

I wish I wished I wished I wished I wished I...


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: ipwnu1337 on February 24, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
Your wishes go on infinitely and cannot be used for anything else.

I wish for a rock.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 24, 2010, 02:49:21 PM
It turns out to be a lobster.

I wish for a lobster.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 24, 2010, 02:53:23 PM
it turns out to be a rock.

I wish for a rock and a lobster.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: banna8 on February 24, 2010, 03:02:12 PM
They combine to become a Rock Lobster

I wish I had 56 Unworn Tennis Shoes in my house.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 24, 2010, 04:00:43 PM
Okay, you have 56, but your... legal guardian says to get rid of them because you really don't need 56.

I wish I was an awesome spriter.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 24, 2010, 04:14:04 PM
You are, but you now have no computer/DSi to use.

I wish I was a global mod.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 24, 2010, 04:17:49 PM
Okay, now you are but you become abusive and get fired. Or something.

I wish I was good enough to go to high school. And old enough too.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 24, 2010, 07:20:51 PM
You ARE good enough to go to high school. And old enough.  But you can't (I don't know why)

I wish I was smart


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 24, 2010, 07:48:31 PM
You are, but everybody is smarter.

I wish you were smarter. (No offense, just can't think of a wish. :-/)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 24, 2010, 07:49:40 PM
Okay, he's now smarter. IQ goes up 0.01 percent.

I wish DeLGato didn't make such a **appy wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 24, 2010, 07:50:29 PM
I make a shitty one instead. Big difference there.

I wish Sudo would just give me his cookies.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 24, 2010, 07:51:23 PM
They are plastic

I wish for macadamia nut cookies


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 24, 2010, 07:53:07 PM
Okay you get them.

I wish I owned a successful cookie factory. That makes actual cookies.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 24, 2010, 07:54:31 PM
You didn't corrupt mine?

You do, but they make plastic cookies

I wish for a pet giraffe


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 24, 2010, 07:55:45 PM
The giraffe looks like this one.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lZoQPvGfdG8/SdEmKfay_7I/AAAAAAAABDw/vQ_P0M2OSZQ/s400/ObeseGiraffe.jpg


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 24, 2010, 07:56:20 PM
Make a wish ;D

And thanks for the giraffe


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 24, 2010, 09:17:57 PM
I wish I could summon people over the internet.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 24, 2010, 09:19:38 PM
You could summon them, but they die once they are summoned

I wish I was dumb


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 24, 2010, 09:22:28 PM
YOu are dumb and have two rule breaks by killing people

I wish I could safely summon people over the internet.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 24, 2010, 09:36:37 PM
You could but you don't know how

I wish people wouldn't repeat wishes


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 24, 2010, 09:42:59 PM
Ok but the make really stupid ones

I wish I knew how to safely summon people over the internet (buy knowing how to I mean I can)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 24, 2010, 09:44:36 PM
You can summon people over the internet, but it takes 7200 hours to do it

I wish I was dead


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 25, 2010, 02:55:09 PM
Every gummybear (except you) is now dead.

Great.

I wish mars would stop trying to find a way around everything.

It angers me. Look, it's my angry face. >:(


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 25, 2010, 05:09:37 PM
Okay, he doesn't get around, instead he goes straight through.

I wish DeL would stop  editing my posts.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 25, 2010, 07:09:43 PM
She does, but  someone else edits them for her

I wish i was a gummybear


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 25, 2010, 07:38:02 PM
You... are. But in your context, being a gummybear you are no longer living.

I wish I could watch the entire Olympics and knew how.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 25, 2010, 08:21:21 PM
You know how to watch the Olympics, great job

I wish for a pack of sour patches


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 25, 2010, 08:22:34 PM
yay! I can watch the Olympics now! *Watches* Hey! This wish wasn't granted!

You get sour patches. These patches are cloth patches that have been dipped in citric acid, making them sour.

I wish Gummy knew what he was talking about.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 25, 2010, 08:24:24 PM
I do, but I don't know what YOU are talking about

I wish I was a pianist


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 25, 2010, 08:29:33 PM
Heck, you are. You're great at playing "Yankee Doodle".

I wish I could make as many details as I want in one wish and that it will always be that way, I could ALWAYS use the word "and" in my wish, and it could even be two separate wishes as long as it's in the same sentence as my wish, and I could wish forever and ever. Amen.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 25, 2010, 09:15:37 PM
granted, but once more you can do that already. this is the only time some one well grant them, and you can now wish forever and ever, becuse your soul well never leave you body and you will never stop thinking leaving you you helpless in a short 80 years. hope you like wishing a lot because thats the only thing you will do until the end of time. wishing that you could stop this fate that is.

I wish my cool new sword was real


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: grieck on February 25, 2010, 11:41:00 PM
It is, sadly it has an owner. Who is rather mad you have taken it.

I wish for another bowl of Lucky Charms.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 26, 2010, 12:41:33 AM
I wish my cool new sword was real?

Ok, but it's the very first bowl meaning.. mold. the mold is alive and wants to take over your mind.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: grieck on February 26, 2010, 04:48:07 AM
My could infer not owner, but creator: you desiiigned it, he owns it. I assumed you're cool new sword was a sprite from a game, ergo my firts granting stills is valid.

But for this request: It is, it is also sentient and has a nasty habit of tearing up your furniture not unlike an aggresive cat.


I wish my damn interview was magically in my teacher's possesoin, whereupon he gives me some grade of A or B, then somehow magically giving to grade to those who coordinate graduation projects. (no school for today/yesterday, snow scare, and this Really needs to be graded or I don't get the date for when I present my project).



Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 26, 2010, 11:46:47 AM
My cool new sword is a new one that is plastic and mailed to me by my borther who (was) in korea so...

You teacher gives you a grade of an A, 120%, but unluckily for you he is the only person willing to cheat for you, a teachers ad sees this reports it, and a world of hurt gets him fired, while getting you in a lot of trouble as well.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 26, 2010, 12:04:59 PM
MAKE A WISH ;D

I wish for a Ferrari


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 26, 2010, 12:18:56 PM
Ok, but it's old and broken, only a fragment of it's former glory also pained neon pink.

I wish for very video game in the world to be given to me legally and freely.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 26, 2010, 12:21:33 PM
Okay but none of them work.

I wish for an Amazon gift card that I can spend the money on.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 26, 2010, 12:28:26 PM
You can spend money with it, but only $1.

I wish for a brand new sled


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 26, 2010, 12:32:57 PM
Ok but it's so new it's model isn't tested yet... .good luck.


I wish for very working video game in the world to be given to me legally and freely.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 26, 2010, 12:35:14 PM
You get one every 100 years

I wish you would stop doing that


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 26, 2010, 12:39:08 PM
Granted, but now you do it and everyone hates you.
(also 1 dollar songs! yay!)
I wish Gummy had corrupted my previous wish better.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 26, 2010, 12:41:31 PM
I go back in time and corrupt it better, so much better that you are devastated and start crying

I wish I had fins


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 26, 2010, 12:42:18 PM
----
granted, but he did it so much better he corrupted it in real life... ut oh.

I wish that these wishes really would be granted
---
ninjaed

You have fins, but they are ugly and do nothing.

I wish that these wishes really would be granted


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 26, 2010, 12:45:26 PM
They are, but they're corrupted

I wish I was a toothpick


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 26, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
(He said that you stole the sword from a guy. Who's pissed off at you.)

You're a toothpick now. Somebody puts you between their teeth.

I wish for this community to grow.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 26, 2010, 12:58:41 PM
One more person joins

I wish I was a mod


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: grieck on February 26, 2010, 01:49:46 PM
You are, on a shock site. Enjoy your goatse.

(Funny thing, he said before he would cheat and give me a good grade if I didn't turn in the paper...but I am too nice a person to take advantage of this)

I wish to have a PA Drivers License, one issued to a ***** ***** (that's my name...it's censored, not that's it's hard to figure out)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 26, 2010, 02:06:41 PM
You now have one, but it's fake. You get pulled over and arrested for having a fake ID.

I wish gummy would stop wishing about mods.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 26, 2010, 02:26:43 PM
Okay, he doesn't; now he wishes about being the owner of the forum.

I wish I was always right.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 26, 2010, 05:30:00 PM
You are right, even in the past when you said things you don't want to be true.

I wish for a pet ninja cat that can't hurt me.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 26, 2010, 05:32:24 PM
It is a ninja cat, that can't hurt you, it actually can't hurt anyone

I wish I was a ninja


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 26, 2010, 05:51:07 PM
You get a certificate of ninja-ness.

I wish every animal would understand and obey what I told them.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 26, 2010, 05:54:46 PM
Every animal hears your every word and when you tell someone to shut up, all the animals in the world stop making any noises.  When you tell someone to call you, all the animals in the world go to the phone and dial your number.  When you tell your dog to go use the bathroom, all the animals in the world simultaneously do their business......etc

I wish for a lamp


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 26, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Radioactive lamp. Now yours.

I wish had spider powers.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 26, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
You now excrete silky spiderwebs from your rear end every few seconds. Congrats


I wish I was batman


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 26, 2010, 07:33:52 PM
You're 98% man, 2% bat.
Oh cr**, now you have a Max Ride life.
Better finish that series.

I wish I could transform into a spider and back to a human at will with complete knowingness of my powers and how to use them.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 26, 2010, 08:00:31 PM
Egan didn't wish so..

You can turn into a spider, but you mass stays the same, you can't move as a spider.

i wish I could change my mass at will without harming myself in anyway. (at will means I simplely have to will it, so you can't say I don't know how to)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 26, 2010, 08:14:47 PM
Okay, but you don't know what kind of matter makes what kind of stuff.

I wish I knew everything I wanted too.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 26, 2010, 08:32:35 PM
you also know everything you DONT want to know.

[insert wish here]


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 26, 2010, 08:41:26 PM
I wish for ROLL EYES smiley in the emoticon section


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 26, 2010, 08:47:52 PM
you also know everything you DONT want to know.

[insert wish here]
            ^
            |
         wish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 26, 2010, 09:05:06 PM
You wish for pain you get it.

I wish I could change how others feel about me at will;


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on February 26, 2010, 09:16:54 PM
You could change it, but only to make it worse

I wish for a bird


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: grieck on February 26, 2010, 10:40:44 PM
Granted, but it is also the word, and sings so quite often.

I wish to be an expert vocalist, mastering all vocal ranges.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 27, 2010, 12:22:26 AM
You do, but you end up singing like the person who sings this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE0pwJ5PMDg

I wish there was a TV inside my head.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: grieck on February 27, 2010, 12:34:07 AM
But I have MASTERED vocal ranges, I can sing however I want.

You have it, it's stuck on the Telemundo channel.

I wish I had the willpower and skill to finish my level set.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 27, 2010, 01:15:43 AM
Ok you can finish it.. but it isn't good.

I wish I was the best game maker in the history of history.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 27, 2010, 03:31:37 AM
You are, but then all traces of game maker is wiped due to a worm.

I wish I had a house that was at least twice as big as my current one.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: grieck on February 27, 2010, 09:55:32 AM
it is, your new home is an asylum.

I wish I was a better editor-in-chief.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on February 28, 2010, 03:00:40 AM
Ok but you get fired?

I wish the war in iraq would end already!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: grieck on February 28, 2010, 10:24:34 AM
Welcome to the war in Afghanistan!

Fine, I wish to have some deliciously fresh ingredients needed to bake another cake!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on February 28, 2010, 11:12:52 AM
Ok but you burn it.

I wish my ps2 would work again.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 28, 2010, 11:15:46 AM
It does, but then you realize you have a PS3.

I wish my PS3 would come in the mail already.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on February 28, 2010, 11:22:48 AM
Thats fine im wanting a ps3

Ok but it doesn't work

I wish my cat wouldn't bite me everytime i pet him.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 28, 2010, 11:27:12 AM
Granted, now he bites you everytime you see him.

I wish for a fish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on February 28, 2010, 11:30:44 AM
ok but a bird eats it

i wish for a xbox 360 so i can play l4d


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 28, 2010, 11:31:28 AM
Ok you have a 360 so you can play the bible game l4d (not left for dead) and no other game. have fun!

I wish for health.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on February 28, 2010, 11:34:23 AM
Fine but you get sick

i wish i had left for dead for my 360 ;D


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 28, 2010, 11:38:05 AM
you have it, but lose your 360.

I wish to know something.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 28, 2010, 11:41:28 AM
You know something, but it's something nobody ever WANTS to know.

I wish I had a functional 360 that played games I wanted, and I knew how to use it, and used it.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 28, 2010, 11:42:15 AM
Fine but you get sick

NO! no no no no no no! no no no no no!

thats no..
play the game man. play it right.

Egan you know how to play the game with out being lame

I wish for health.
--ninjaed---
you have it, but it's stolen 360

I wish for health.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 28, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Granted, but you have only have 1 health and everything hurts you. Good luck!

I wish for long rants.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on February 28, 2010, 11:44:46 AM
Fine but you get sick

NO! no no no no no no! no no no no no!

thats no..
play the game man. play it right.

Egan you know how to play the game with out being lame

I wish for health.
--ninjaed---
you have it, but it's stolen 360

I wish for health.
that is not my quote.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 28, 2010, 11:45:13 AM
You get a long rant, which everybody hates and eventually ignores you because of it, until the point where I delete every single one of your posts.

I wish I could have more time to see movies.

And egan, he's telling you to actually wish for something. Not so specific, but then not so vague...


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 02:21:26 PM
granted, you have infinate time to watch movies, but you have only two movies to watch, bummer.

I wish I never needed to eat, but could if I wanted to.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Damsel on February 28, 2010, 02:30:16 PM
Granted. You dont have to eat, but you have to drink, and you can only drink limabean juice.

I wish that I could have a brownie with lime green frosting to eat.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 02:40:26 PM
granted, you have a brownie (green frosting) but it is 1000 years old, on your neighbor's property, and the size of a quarter. want it?


I wish for a hamster that that didn't mind being turned into a fighting machine


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 28, 2010, 02:42:53 PM
Granted, but the hamster doesn't mind fighting you.
(A time where training would not be so great.)

I wish I had tofu.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Damsel on February 28, 2010, 02:46:10 PM
Granted, but the tofu is termite infested and is green with mold. (not a cool green, like my frosting)

I wish for a pet cow that likes to jump over the moon.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 02:50:48 PM
granted, but your cow dosen't know how to jump over the sun, and dies trying


I wish for hamster that did not want to fight me, but to protect me (against giant spider, giant aliens, Olmec, Jaws, and mummies)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 28, 2010, 02:59:03 PM
the hamster wants to protect you... but can't

I wish I had a cool knife


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 03:00:44 PM
it is stuck in your head

I wish for a machine that can (and will) give me whatever I want it to


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on February 28, 2010, 04:02:33 PM
its malfunctions and takes everything you own

i wish for a new computer


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 28, 2010, 04:03:57 PM
Ok but it sucks badly.

I wish for a great computer.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 04:11:36 PM
granted, but in 10 years, it sucks because it's out-dated

I wish for better spelunky skills


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 28, 2010, 04:14:45 PM
Ok your a little bit better.

I wish I could get rouge like tactics working..


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 28, 2010, 04:55:16 PM
You get one, but Derek confiscates it because it was based on Spelunky. He makes millions off of it and you're flat out broke.

I wish you guys would stop being so specific.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 28, 2010, 04:56:19 PM
Granted, but now nobody plays the game.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 04:59:21 PM
Granted, but now nobody plays the game.

you should of wished,

I wish nobody forgot to wish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on February 28, 2010, 05:01:17 PM
I didn't forget to wish. Nobody plays the game.

Granted, but it's only because nobody plays.

I wish people would read.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 05:04:06 PM
ok, People (whoever he is) reads, too bad it's on another forum

I wish people would start playing the game again

PS kirby, did I say that YOU in paticular forgot? no


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 28, 2010, 05:06:23 PM
You get one, but Derek confiscates it because it was based on Spelunky. He makes millions off of it and you're flat out broke.

I wish you guys would stop being so specific.
It's.... not based on spelunky.

...

..

yeah.

People play the game, but they keep losing. and that is sad

I wish for a good bomb.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 28, 2010, 05:07:09 PM
I corrupted your wish to make it about Spelunky.

The good bomb explodes in your hands.

I wish for rope.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 05:09:16 PM
it's lit bomb rope... BOOM!

I wish that every time you played this game you did not need to think of a wish, you just got one


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 28, 2010, 05:11:11 PM
You no longer have to think about the wishes, so you can't wish at all.

I wish people would use smileys more.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 28, 2010, 05:12:18 PM
 ::) :o :o :o >:( ;D ;) :P ::) :spl-shop: :spl-dams: :spl-dams: :spl-bl02: :spl-dude: :spl-batf: :spl-dude: 8) :o :( ;D

remember that one smileys  only post? all posts are like that

I wish smileys  never existed


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 05:12:38 PM
it's lit bomb rope... BOOM!

I wish that every time you played this game you did not need to think of a wish, you just got one


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 28, 2010, 05:34:44 PM
Yes. You get one, but you can't use them.

Smileys never existed, so people type out their emotions. You know how awkward that'd be.

I wish mossmouth were cooler.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 05:36:43 PM
congrats, you just lowered the temprature

I wish I could think of (and use) better wishes  :'(


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 28, 2010, 05:54:27 PM
They're better, but everybody elses are still way cooler.

I wish fish could live on land.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on February 28, 2010, 07:02:17 PM
They could live; but only the way they do normally. So they stil choke and all, but they live. They COULD.

I wish DeL would make a Spelunky mod.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 28, 2010, 07:19:00 PM
Granted but it's... twisted.

I wish I could think of a wish so grand that none could stop it.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 07:25:23 PM
you do, then we quit the game in frustration

I wish I had Game maker 8 Pro


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 28, 2010, 07:28:15 PM
They could live; but only the way they do normally. So they stil choke and all, but they live. They COULD.

I wish DeL would make a Spelunky mod.

I can't code for my life. I don't even have Game Maker.

---------------------------------------

You have it, but it's an illegal copy.

I wish I knew how to code.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on February 28, 2010, 07:30:06 PM
you now know how to code a program that says HI! good job

I wish my game maker 8 Pro was legal


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 28, 2010, 07:30:52 PM
It is legal, but then game maker 9 comes out, making game maker 8 obsolete.

I wish that I could make a game based on my HI! coding.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 28, 2010, 07:36:14 PM
You can make a game. It's... bad. and based on rule 34. you are scared forever with what you mind shows you.

I wish I could win.



Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on February 28, 2010, 08:08:40 PM
You win, but by cheating. You feel ashamed.

I wish I could lose.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 28, 2010, 09:11:03 PM
You could lose yes. But you can only lose that which you want to win and win that which you want to lose

I wish my plans would never fail


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on March 01, 2010, 02:31:48 PM
now they dont fail they suck

I wish to know the answer.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 01, 2010, 02:55:25 PM
The answer is: "why not?"

I wish I knew the question


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on March 01, 2010, 03:45:21 PM
You know it but then forget it

i wish i could run at the speed of light


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on March 01, 2010, 03:53:25 PM
Granted, but you break your legs by tripping over a pebble.

I wish I could survive black holes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 01, 2010, 04:04:33 PM
granted you can survice black holes, but you can never get out. suffering for all time, a time longer then time.

I wish I could know the answer to any question at will.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on March 01, 2010, 04:20:20 PM
It is the wrong answer

I wish you would not reword your wish in the next post


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 01, 2010, 04:28:00 PM
Ok I can't reword my wish in this post, but the one after this one...
he he he he he.

I wish I didn't have to do stupid homework.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on March 01, 2010, 04:53:50 PM
It's not stupid. It's horribly challenging now.

I wish fish could walk and live on land.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on March 01, 2010, 05:18:15 PM
they can they become smarter and then begin to feed on cats

i wish my legs we're healed  :'(


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Damsel on March 01, 2010, 05:22:28 PM
They are, but they healed in whatever position they were in when you made your wish.

I wish the moon was made out of cheese


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 01, 2010, 06:17:43 PM
Okay it is made out of cheese, mouse like aliens take it away and tides are steady and surfers protest and riot stuff. (I'm corrupting these very weenie-ishly, but exaggerating the end result)  8) Despicable me.

I wish people would change their freaking usernames.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on March 01, 2010, 06:19:39 PM
Granted, but they don't change their regular usernames.

I wish people wouldn't use adjectives so much.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on March 01, 2010, 06:38:19 PM
ok now they use verbs

i wish i knew what to wish for.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on March 01, 2010, 07:49:13 PM
You forget

I wish I was physically enhanced


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 01, 2010, 07:53:10 PM
You are physically enhanced. You now have a tail.

I wish I was a firefly.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 01, 2010, 08:41:50 PM
You are. they live a very short lifespan..

I wish I had a tail..


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on March 01, 2010, 09:35:46 PM
its a stump of a tail

i wish i had a pet snake


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 02, 2010, 12:20:51 AM
I likes you a little to much... and keeps talking to you some how and hitting on you. it's creepy.

I wish I didn't think of such a weird way to mess with that wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sageofrage on March 02, 2010, 12:43:32 AM
its even more creepy

i wish i had a snake that couldnt talk  :o


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: grieck on March 02, 2010, 04:58:14 AM
He can't, but he writes lovely, yet creepy poems about his feelings to you.

I wish for a good role in my school show, the production being Bye Bye Birdie.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 02, 2010, 11:10:06 AM
You get a moraly good role, but fundamentally pointless role.

I wish I hate a pet demon.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on March 03, 2010, 03:19:56 PM
You now hate a pet demon, and it hates you.

I wish I had a million dollars that wasn't stolen.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 03, 2010, 03:22:25 PM
Ok, but it's heavy taxted


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on March 04, 2010, 09:39:54 PM
MAKE A WISH!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 04, 2010, 10:24:08 PM
I wish I never made this topic


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on March 05, 2010, 06:35:04 AM
you don't, therfore taking away your wishes ;)

I wish that mods (Tastes like Spelunky) didn't take time to make


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on March 06, 2010, 01:02:33 PM
They don't take time anymore, but now they take sh*tloads of money.

I wish I had another PS3.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 06, 2010, 01:17:59 PM
granted but your friend gives it to you becuse he broke it really baddly and thought you could fix it.

you can't.

I wish I had a working 360.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on March 06, 2010, 07:44:08 PM
The controllers are broken

I wish I had a 360


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 06, 2010, 08:17:08 PM
Ok but red ring of death.

I wish that pizza I just ate was better.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: gummybears123 on March 07, 2010, 07:36:02 PM
It was so good that all the other human foods in the world taste bad

I wish for a faster laptop


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 07, 2010, 07:41:49 PM
Ok it has 1 more ram.

I wish that I could curse people with random curses by having them hear me say the world "pizqu"


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on March 09, 2010, 01:59:09 PM
You become instantly famous, and put pizqu in your new hit singe. A lot of people hear it, get cursed, and die. You're arrested after they figure it out, but you curse them as well and live as a fugitive for the rest of your life.

I wish that mars would come up with better wishes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 09, 2010, 02:05:57 PM
granted, I can make better wishes, but I suck at granting them now.

I wish I had more ideas for the gates of hell spelunky


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: grieck on March 09, 2010, 10:41:40 PM
You do, they get you banned for a few days.

I wish I could perform at the Kimmel center again.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on March 09, 2010, 10:47:13 PM
Granted, but your only performance is for an empty stadium.

I wish this post number wasn't so demonic.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: grieck on March 09, 2010, 10:52:25 PM
Granted, but your only performance is for an empty stadium.

I wish this post number wasn't so demonic.
 

Fine by me, I love singing when alone on-stage. And oyur pot isn't demonic. But a tad Beastly.

I wish I knew perfect Russian.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 09, 2010, 10:57:38 PM
granted you know the perfect russian. He is so much better then you all your friends level to go hang out with him.

I wish I had a 123 sided rubix cube.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 10, 2010, 04:26:12 PM
You get it; all the sides make it stuck and it can't move itself unless you have a professional move it.

I wish Rubik was spelled Rubix.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on March 13, 2010, 11:50:09 AM
It is, but now it is an two-in-one puzzle that is nearly impossible to beat.

I wish that I permanently know all the languages in the world.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 13, 2010, 11:54:43 AM
Granted, but you are so overwhelmed you get them all mixed up all the time, including: tree, cat, russian, frog, rock, and laser.

I wish I had the best aim in the world.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on March 14, 2010, 12:25:44 AM
You got arrested by Intepol for wanting to rule the world.

I wish to permenantly know computer science so that I can program my own games (really, I do!).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 14, 2010, 04:39:37 PM
Okay, but you program other games too, and sell them and get sued.

I wish cats ruled Chicago.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 14, 2010, 04:49:23 PM
granted but they don't like humans (you) and take over the rest of the world quickly
Life is suffering from then on.

I wish I ruled All non-earth planets


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on March 16, 2010, 02:35:30 AM
Okay, but they soon got mutany on you (because they don't like the way you ruled them).

I wished I had legal unlimmited money.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 16, 2010, 10:45:24 AM
granted but thats because money is now worthless

I wish that I knew how planets with no life mutany.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on March 17, 2010, 07:22:11 PM
you know, but you still don't get it.

I wish foryou to not see this.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 17, 2010, 07:43:17 PM
granted, but to grant that wish I have to see, it so I go back and undo me seeing it which sends us back in time and leaves us in a time loop. FOREVER

I wish for cheese


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on March 18, 2010, 03:57:51 PM
all the cheese in the world is now yucky.

I wish for nobody else to corupt this wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on March 18, 2010, 03:58:02 PM
granted, you corupt it yourself.

rof hsiw I


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 18, 2010, 04:14:19 PM
You live backwords from old age to being born, which means you don't exist when you get born and don't get an afterlife, which is the worst thing that can happen.

I wish for 7.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on March 18, 2010, 04:18:36 PM
you have 7, but I have 8.

I wish for 9.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 18, 2010, 04:22:46 PM
You get 9 types of suffering.

I wish for joy.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on March 18, 2010, 04:57:14 PM
joy now means suffering.

I don't wish for nothing.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 18, 2010, 05:38:45 PM
Um... what? that wasn't a very good messing with my wish.

Ok you don't get nothing, you get a bullet to the foot.

I wish for a dsxi


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on March 18, 2010, 05:42:11 PM
Okay, but it doesn't work.

I wish more people knew who Charles Nelson Riley was.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 18, 2010, 05:56:17 PM
granted, one 98 year old man knows and tells no one.

I wish that there where better flipnotes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 19, 2010, 06:06:01 PM
Okay, now they flip 2% faster.

I wish I had made a wish earlier.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on March 20, 2010, 12:26:47 AM
You did, but now seeing the wish you made you wish you didn't. You just made a paradox.

I wish I had magic socks.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 20, 2010, 01:08:06 AM
granted, they are magically very painful for you to wear, you and only you. IT does let you not slide on ice tho.

I wish for the power to never slip on ice.



Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on March 20, 2010, 10:49:18 AM
Granted, but you slip on everything else ;).

I wish for a glass of water.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 20, 2010, 10:59:41 AM
granted but it's upsided down over your computer

I wish that I could get 150% extra on all game trade ins


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Egan on March 20, 2010, 11:55:13 AM
you get 150% non-credit.

I wish for a #.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 20, 2010, 12:13:39 PM
You get a giant stone #. It's nice and all, but it kinda crushed your house.


I wish that I could only be killed by a black hole and thats if I wanted to be killed.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: ipwnu1337 on March 20, 2010, 03:37:35 PM
You age and age and then start to not like life.  Then you get pissed off because you don't know how black holes work and can't find one.

I wish for telekinesis.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 23, 2010, 02:43:40 PM
You get a can full of telekinesis. Your mind gets cloudy when you're near it.

I wish for cereal.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on March 23, 2010, 03:59:14 PM
you get a cereal number for a calculator

I wish my school was less pathetic at teaching stuff I learned when I was six
like how to use MS Word and stuff like that


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on March 25, 2010, 12:56:01 PM
They eventually force you to spend all your time on computers, leaving your social live at a standpoint and you never getting a life. You're now one of those people who others think are asses on video games.

I wish for a hammer. Oh wait, I have one. A giant axe would be nice.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 25, 2010, 01:26:45 PM
a giant axe crushes your house.

I wish for a normal sized sword to safely fall on the dirt near my house, not hurting anything but some dirt.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on March 25, 2010, 03:42:33 PM
It falls, and breaks.

I wish for a laptop.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 25, 2010, 07:43:25 PM
It's time I jumped on the bandwagon..

Granted. You visit various sites with it, but get a virus and the computer cannot be saved.

I wish I had PK Powers.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: banna8 on March 25, 2010, 07:46:42 PM
You havev PK powers, but shortly after using them for the first time, you are turned into a statue.

I wish I could participate in super smash bros.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 25, 2010, 07:59:11 PM
Granted, but people start berating you every single time you beat them, and it starts to annoy you.

I wish for this wish to be granted.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 25, 2010, 08:01:33 PM
granted, the things on the paper with the words "this wish" are granted. You are sent to hell for all time.

I wish I owned the name marsgreekgod and no one could steal it


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on March 26, 2010, 10:03:22 PM
You own it and it's now an official word. It now means "Foot in mouth."

I wish the phrase "DeL" was meaningful, in a good way.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on March 27, 2010, 07:46:02 AM
Okay, Dell is a computer company.

I wish that what I preordered on Thursday will arrive on Monday


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: caster2 on March 27, 2010, 07:55:46 AM
It arives on Monday... 12 years from now.

I wish I could have the biggest tv ever.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on March 27, 2010, 08:18:45 AM
Granted, but because it has to be larger than 2000 inches due to some song, it's so huge you can't tell what you're watching.

I wish I had a large biscuit.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 27, 2010, 09:12:25 AM
Granted, but it's too big and it rots before you can finish it.

I wish [insert random funny thing here]


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 27, 2010, 10:40:49 AM
A brick falls on your foot. It's funny to me.

I wish more people knew what shin megami tensei was.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 27, 2010, 11:40:04 AM
Granted, but they all think it sucks.(What IS it anyway?)

I wish I knew what to wish for.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 27, 2010, 11:42:46 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megami_Tensei

Granted but you used you wish to find out what to wish for, and now that you know what to wish for to make everyone happy forever with out flaw you can't use it. It haunts you for all time.

I wish that I made the best wish ever from my point of view


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 27, 2010, 01:13:36 PM
In your point of view, that was your best wish.

I wish Shin Megami Tensei did not exist.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 27, 2010, 01:30:06 PM
Granted but thats becuse demons are real and there is no need to make a game about them. Also they don't like you. (but hey look on the bright side, god wants to kill you, oh wait...)

I wish I could stop wondering why pixies hit on me in this game, I mean what would they even do if I said yes? they are like.. 1 foot tall!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 27, 2010, 01:33:35 PM
Okay, you stop wondering, instead, you find out for yourself and say "yes". They do EXACTLY what you wish they wouldn't. (Um, sorry, NSFW)

I wish everything was SFW.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on March 27, 2010, 01:36:15 PM
Alright. Everything is Stupid, Freaking Work now.

I wish I had a nickel.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 27, 2010, 07:46:00 PM
You get "a" nickel. The granter does not know how much "a" is supposed to be, so it pummels you with a boulder of nickel. (FTS (for the stupid), nickel is a metal.)

I wish I understood what the he** "living dead" was supposed to mean.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 28, 2010, 05:08:33 PM
Granted. But it horrifies you so much you wish you didn't know. Which, of course, is not granted. You already used the wish, remember?

I wish Cave Story was longer.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 28, 2010, 05:11:11 PM
It's grown to take about 16 years.
You lose interest.

I wish I was less lazy.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 28, 2010, 05:51:28 PM
Granted. You're 0.000000000000000000000001% less lazy.

I wish Cave Story was cooler.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 28, 2010, 06:10:54 PM
granted. there is a sucky ice level now.

I wish that rpg maker 3 was better


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 28, 2010, 08:04:15 PM
Granted, but making it cooler requires to make it more complex, and it becomes so complex you just can't understand it and RAGEQUIT.

I wish Cave Story had more scenes with Balrog and Curly Brace(my favorite characters) in it.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 28, 2010, 09:35:02 PM
But the thing that makes it not cool is it being needlessly complex.

granted, but it's porn of them. It scares you for life


I wish I wasn't so twisted


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 29, 2010, 11:26:22 AM
Granted. Now you're even more twisted.

I wish I could get past this part in Cave Story I'm stuck at.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 29, 2010, 11:32:18 AM
You get some oil and make it so you can slip out. Not stuck no more.

I wish I had a celestial steel sword.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 29, 2010, 11:34:23 AM
Granted. It's too heavy to lift!

I wish more people knew about the awesomeness called Cave Story.
(MAN I LOVE CAVE STORY!)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on March 29, 2010, 11:45:31 AM
They all know the awesomeness. And then they think it sucks.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 29, 2010, 12:46:44 PM
I wish the next poster would make a wish for delgato232


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 29, 2010, 01:25:40 PM
But the thing that makes it not cool is it being needlessly complex

Oh cool! Will you please gimme the link?

Anyways...

Granted, but since I can't think of any other way to ruin it I throw a brick at your face.

I wish I was a professional at game maker.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 29, 2010, 01:29:44 PM
Okay, you are a Pro, but you don't have Pro, so try again.

I wish I had more friends.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 29, 2010, 01:31:17 PM
Granted. They're huge jerks.

I wish I had Sony Vegas 7.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 29, 2010, 01:33:10 PM
You get it. Except for the fact that it's invisible. Hooray.

I wish I knew what a Sony Vegas 7 was.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 29, 2010, 01:40:09 PM
Granted. The very next day, at the split-second you wake up, you get amnesia and remember nothing.

I wish Marsgreekgod would give me the link to RPG Maker 3.

(Seriously, will you please?)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 29, 2010, 02:59:06 PM
Um... granted but it's a ps2 game, so that doesn't really help you.

(but rpgmaker VX is for pc, http://www.rpgmakervx.com/ go get it, much better)

I wish that lasers could dance.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 29, 2010, 03:09:25 PM
Granted. Their dance sucks so much it melts your eyes.

Also thanks for the link! ;D

I wish I was good at writing my own plots for games.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 29, 2010, 03:54:08 PM
Okay. But you still don't have Game Maker. (And of course everything else sucks)

I wish I knew that ahead of me was a long life.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 29, 2010, 04:57:28 PM
Granted. You get amnesia right after and forget.

I wish Cave Story was awesome-er.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 30, 2010, 09:54:04 AM
granted. now ever word is "awesome" the game sucks becuse of it

I wish that I didn't have to start over spelunky with a new save every time I played at school


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 30, 2010, 11:45:30 AM
Granted. Now you can't start over Spelunky at all.

I wish I was smarter than everybody else.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 30, 2010, 11:55:05 AM
Granted. People keep bugging you with annoying questions.

I wish Misery from Cave Story had her own theme, too.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 30, 2010, 11:59:25 AM
granted. it's the polka of the dammed.

I wish I knew why I said that


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 30, 2010, 12:40:21 PM
Granted. It horrifies you so much that you don't want to know but you can't forget.

I wish I could get past a part I'm stuck at in Cave Story.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 30, 2010, 01:00:54 PM
You get past a large box in Cave Story labelled "A Part I'm Stuck At". You have accomplished almost nothing.

I wish I would become a scientist.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 30, 2010, 01:17:53 PM
Granted. You would become a scientist. But for some reason you can't.

I wish more people were Cave Story freaks like me.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 30, 2010, 01:22:44 PM
Okay, but since Cave Story is a Story everyone becomes a fictional character. And they're freaks, too. So no more people to talk to on Mossmouth.

I wish I was sick.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 30, 2010, 03:08:24 PM
Granted. You repeatedly puke. A horrible experience.

I wish I knew what wish about Cave Story to make.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 30, 2010, 03:33:24 PM
You know, and try to make a cave story spelunky mod, but you suck at it. no one makes a cave story mod after yours becomes the worst ever made

I wish I was even more twisted


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 30, 2010, 04:11:22 PM
Your body twists around, a good 450 degrees.
Your back breaks, and your nervous system is ruined. You die.

I wish MGG came back to LIFE!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on March 30, 2010, 04:23:38 PM
Granted, but you still lose by a good million dollars.

I wish I was good at the board game LIFE!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 30, 2010, 04:31:27 PM
Granted. You win 10,000 games in a row, are accused of cheating, and are banned from playing forever.

I wish I knew what to wish for.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 30, 2010, 05:05:00 PM
Your body twists around, a good 450 degrees.
Your back breaks, and your nervous system is ruined. You die.

I wish MGG came back to LIFE!
thats 2 strikes. you can't kill anyone as part of the wish.

audio worm: as has been said before you know what to wish for, but have no wish for which to use it, making you suffer as you lament what you could of done.

I wish for a pizza that is tastey and healthy


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 30, 2010, 05:32:15 PM
Granted. But you mis-spelled "tastey" so the pizza tastes horrible.

I wish that I will beat Cave Story today.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 30, 2010, 05:42:25 PM
granted, now you don't have fun becuse you saw it all.

I wish I could cast magic spells


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 30, 2010, 07:48:42 PM
Granted. They backfire every single time.

I wish I had some meat.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on March 30, 2010, 08:00:22 PM
you get meat-mecs which crush your computer, no Cave Story!


I wish I could host on online games (like Antrush see sig)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 30, 2010, 08:17:13 PM
Granted you can host both, "**** their ****" and "how to add" online.

I wish for a easier time


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 31, 2010, 08:16:30 AM
Your clock is now digital.

I wish Poseidon gifted me.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 31, 2010, 09:13:49 AM
Granted. The granter does not know what you wished for Poseidon to gift you and thus Poseidon gave you a bucket of cow poo.

I wish my computer which was crushed by the meat-mecs was repaired.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 31, 2010, 09:33:06 AM
It gets repaired. The meat-mecs take it from you.

I wish I knew what meat-mecs were.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on March 31, 2010, 11:28:30 AM
Granted. You then get amnesia.

I wish I was better at ruining people's wishes in funnier ways.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on March 31, 2010, 11:53:02 AM
Okay, but no one notices.

I wish I had a better corruption.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on March 31, 2010, 10:18:00 PM
Granted but it gets you put in jail for saying such things. So foul where they that even hell could not understand their full evil.

I wish I could make corruptions even worse then that


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 01, 2010, 11:25:59 AM
Granted. You wake up and realize it was just a dream.
(I couldn't think of a better way)

I wish for a SANDVICH.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 01, 2010, 11:40:50 AM
granted but they Heavy wants it back


I wish for an icecream cone of doom to all but me and people I like


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 01, 2010, 01:48:32 PM
Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish I had some Bonk.(TF2 Scout's energy drink)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 02, 2010, 08:23:58 AM
Okay. Unfortunately you can't handle drinking it and you kill yourself due to depression.

I wish I had something better to say.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 02, 2010, 12:00:40 PM




you kill yourself due to depression.

1) you can't kill people in granting the wish, or have people die. (or passively kill them, IE if they wish for money, you can't have them be crushed to death slowly by it)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 02, 2010, 12:10:26 PM
You didn't make a wish!

I wish audioworm333 made a wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 02, 2010, 12:19:35 PM
Granted. You wasted a wish.

I wish Sudonimus would apologize for breaking the "no killing someone in a wish" rule.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 02, 2010, 12:46:04 PM
He does; but no one hears him so it really doesn't count. He dies. xD

I wish audioworm333 would get over it.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 02, 2010, 01:43:07 PM
Granted. You get banned from this thread for repeatedly breaking that rule.

I wish I knew what to wish for and could wish for it.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 02, 2010, 05:19:34 PM
Sudonimus.

Stop.

just stop.

your know the rule stop messing it up you banned. Fighitng it only makes it worse.

------

Gratned you know what to wish for, and can wish for it, but no one is going to grant your wish

I wish I could grant peoples wishes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 02, 2010, 07:35:26 PM
Granted but people keep on bugging you to grant their wishes and it drives you crazy.

I wish for gum.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 02, 2010, 07:43:58 PM
granted you get 500000 points of gum. hope you have a place to put it all!

I wish this game was longer while getting even better as it goes on.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 03, 2010, 03:08:43 PM
Sudonimus.

Stop.

just stop.

your know the rule stop messing it up you banned. Fighitng it only makes it worse.

------

Gratned you know what to wish for, and can wish for it, but no one is going to grant your wish

I wish I could grant peoples wishes.

...Okay. *Sniffle*.

The game gets longer and better, but the so many points of view, the game repeats itself and gets stuck. So it really DOESN'T get better, doesn't get worse.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 04, 2010, 07:10:07 AM
Sudonimus, please write what you wish for. Now how are we be able to participate if there's no wish?


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 04, 2010, 10:04:37 AM
Don't worry, he's trying. Lets let him come back in a while, shall we?

Anyway,

I wish I didn't die in this game. (no you can't make me die in real life)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 04, 2010, 11:03:38 AM
Yes, but being immortal has it's price:

Everyone else that you love dies and you don't.

I wish that the second expansion pack for the sims 3 (ambitions) would be released already.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 04, 2010, 12:32:35 PM
Granted. You are unable to get it EVER.

I wish this wish didn't include Cave Story in it.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on April 04, 2010, 12:46:34 PM
Granted, but it's because Cave Story doesn't exist anymore.

I wish Audioworm was less obsessed with Cave Story.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 04, 2010, 12:48:36 PM
Granted. I'm 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less obsessed with Cave Story.

I wish I had a bigger imagination.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 04, 2010, 01:06:11 PM
granted, but only for things so sick and twisted they make you vomit. unholy acts that make the worst thing on the internet look like a saints acts. AND YOU CAN'T STOP IMAGINING THEM, even in the after life.

I wish I could do that to people be going arg while pokeing their nouse


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 05, 2010, 02:11:50 PM
Okay... so since the granter doesn't know what a "nouse" is... they BURN DOWN YOUR COMPUTER!! But you can make them go arg.

I wish marsgreekgod would make himself clear.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 05, 2010, 02:25:21 PM
Granted. He does it in such a sick and twisted way you vomit and your eyes melt.

I wish [insert random funny thing here]


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 05, 2010, 03:17:23 PM
Okay. 2 bricks fall, each landing on a different one of you rfeet. I laugh. haha. This is funny.

I wish audioworm had some better wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 05, 2010, 04:47:57 PM
Granted. He wishes for five bricks to hit you in the face, feet, and arms. They hit you.

I wish I was a zombie and was responsible for a zombie apocalypse!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 05, 2010, 06:47:22 PM
Okay, now zombies have taken over the world, but they really suck at politics so there are too many foot shortages, etc. All the zombies eat each other. So there is only one zombie left and that is... Kirby Lord!

I wish I had thought of someone better to be the last one standing.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 05, 2010, 07:49:10 PM
Granted. But he falls to be even worse.

I wish I had a personal zombie army.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 05, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
granted, but people in the church think you are the devil.

it doesn't end well for you


I wish that I could change things age at will.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 06, 2010, 01:11:43 PM
Granted. Elderly people ask you to make them young again non-stop and it drives you crazy.

I wish I was promoted to Bossy Mossy.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 06, 2010, 04:47:51 PM
granted but thats because a haker makes EVERYONE bossy mossy

I wish verb


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 06, 2010, 07:57:50 PM
Someone throws a cinder block at your face.

I wish I was better then Eguee at Spelunky.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 06, 2010, 08:47:07 PM
granted. eguee lost his fingers. so you already are.

I wish verb noun order was swiched


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 08, 2010, 02:39:33 PM
Granted. Since I don't know what that means I throw a brick at your face.

I wish for an Xbox 360 so I can play Castle Crashers!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 08, 2010, 05:10:33 PM
granted, you get one, but the warranty banana is rotted (some one has to get that)

I wish the person granting this wish would punch themselves


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 08, 2010, 06:45:26 PM
Granted. I also punch you.

I wish I knew what "the warranty banana is rotted" meant.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 08, 2010, 09:37:43 PM
granted but you think it's true and it confuses you.
(dr ashens. look him up on youtube)

I wish that more people knew about him


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 09, 2010, 10:55:44 AM
Granted. They all think he sucks.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 09, 2010, 11:32:03 AM
granted. you are not anywhere near the water. but some how don't die.

it sucks. a lot

I wish gummy bear would come back , just to ruin us all.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 09, 2010, 01:07:38 PM
Granted.
...
...
Are you waiting for the wish to be ruined?
Do you take me for a fool? I ruined the wish FOUR ENTER BUTTONS AGO.

I wish I was a Mimiga from Cave Story! ;D


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 09, 2010, 01:36:40 PM
Okay. But they keep you in under surveillance at all times.

I wish audioworm333 had never known what Cave Story was.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 09, 2010, 01:37:59 PM
Granted. But instead I get obsessed with Gang Garrison 2 and now won't shut up about that.

I wish I had a cheezburger.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 09, 2010, 01:45:57 PM
Criminal
Honorable
Ecstatic
Enigmatic
Zoning
Burger. It has a lot of authority. (Sorry I only took like 40 seconds to think of this)

I wish (I REALLY wish) I had thought of something better to say.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 09, 2010, 02:17:15 PM
Granted. Everyone hates you for it.

I wish for an impenetrable fortress.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 09, 2010, 02:45:44 PM
Sure as  heck, you get one. It's not penetrable, but it's still quite edible.

I wish audioworm's fortress was made of high quality cheese.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 10, 2010, 07:13:54 AM
Granted, but now audioworm's suing you 'cause when invader's came, they said "Yum!" and ate the fortress.

I wish I've met kirby of dreamland (nintendo character).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 10, 2010, 07:23:59 AM
you met him, then he swallowed you (It's his job) you are non-existant now

I wish more people saw the awesome of strategy games


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 07:36:41 AM
Granted. They don't think it's awesome.
(I like strategy games though! ;D)

I wish for a burger


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 10, 2010, 09:42:25 AM
Do you know that Unknown Mantrap broke the rules by killing me (Kirby "ate" me)?  >:(

Okay! Here! You can have my burger that had been digested in my stomach.

I wish I know the language "Simlish".


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on April 10, 2010, 09:44:08 AM
Granted, but nobody else speaks it.

I wish the Earth had enemies so I could have different abilities.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 10, 2010, 09:57:13 AM
The only ability you get is the ability to fire doo-doo at will. You can't evolve that much really.

I wish I was at home.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 10:32:20 AM
granted, the place you are now is your home. It happens to be the mall.

I wish for math.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on April 10, 2010, 10:34:29 AM
Granted. √18 is 3√2. Radical Equations ftw!

I wish for a Math topic.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 10:37:07 AM
Granted. It gets trolled, burned, and banned.

I wish Kirby Lord would suffer for wishing there was a math topic.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 10:50:30 AM
√-1/0^∞
there he suffered for the math topic

I wish some one would know what I just did there


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Kirby on April 10, 2010, 11:01:44 AM
Granted, I do.
The square root of negative one divided by zero to the power of infinity.

I wish someone could make a math problem I couldn't read.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 10, 2010, 11:05:57 AM
Okay! *writes a sum that's invisible in this post* 1+1=2

I wish I can copy powers like Kirby (but without eating stuff/beings).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 11:10:36 AM
granted, but you copy every power of everything you see.

you see a desk

I wish I could steal peoples life force but only when I want to.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 10, 2010, 11:41:21 AM
You can only steal fictional people's life force.

I wish that I can see the past (not the future)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 11:46:41 AM
granted you now see things 15 secs late.

I wish I could make ice at will.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 10, 2010, 01:23:33 PM
Okay. Well, so can anybody. You get the ice tray, fill it with water, put it in the fridge and WAZZAM it's ice.

I wish MGG's wish was harder to corrupt.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 03:13:56 PM
Granted. It's too hard and you RAGEQUIT.

I wish for $1,000,000,000,000.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 03:32:16 PM
granted, it's in Penneys and crushes you nearly to death, you lose the use of your legs.

I wish I would be happy forever no matter what


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 10, 2010, 03:34:00 PM
granted, it's in Penneys and crushes you nearly to death, you lose the use of your legs.

I wish I would be happy forever no matter what

Dangit, we had no one to report a rule-breaking!

Okay. You are so happy you forget what sad is. So basically life is just in the middle. You don't feel so happy at all, but once you go towards sad, in real life it's actually REALLY sad. You are depressed and trapped in a mental rehabilitation center for the rest of your life.

I wish MGG was NEVER happy.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 03:42:03 PM
A rule breaking? I didn't break a rule did I?

nearly to death? nothing wrong with that.

granted, I am never happy, so I take it out on all of you.

I wish that everyone would live happyly forever.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 03:49:02 PM
Granted. Nothing bad happens to them. But nothing good happens either. Everyone
is left in a world of nothingness.

I wish I had a Portal cake.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 04:04:12 PM
granted, but I can't let you eat it because it's massively deadly. but it still SMELLS SO GOOD,,,

I wish I had a normal tasty cake.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 04:06:03 PM
Granted. You eat it then find out it contains ingredients you're allergic to. You end up in the hospital for a week.

I wish I mastered the Ocarina.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 04:12:57 PM
granted. you are now master of this ocarina as in owner of it. still have no clue how to play the darn thing.

I wish for wheat-free pizza to give as a gift.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 04:16:56 PM
Granted. The person doesn't like wheat-free pizza and throws it away while you're not looking.

I wish I was the best at playing the Ocarina.
(Yes I already own one.)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 11, 2010, 07:27:35 AM
Yes, that's because everyone else forgot how to play it.

I wish I've got ADSL.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 11, 2010, 11:24:02 AM
A Dooming Sucky lego is yours!

I wish I knew what that really was.



Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 11, 2010, 11:35:17 AM
You do, but you got arrested by the LSGS (Lego Secret group of sec.. forget that I've said that...).

I wish I have a Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line connection.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 11, 2010, 12:00:36 PM
Granted. I don't know what that is and, since I can't think of any other way to ruin the wish, throw your least favorite food in your face.

I wish I was Balrog from Cave Story.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 11, 2010, 12:38:47 PM
Okay. Thankfully, Balrog no longer exists. You don't die, you're just audioworm now. (This was JUST AS pathetic a corruption as your so don't say I broke any rules now).

I wish I was the Egg from An Untitled Story.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 11, 2010, 01:30:10 PM
granted. you spend the rest of you left running from some one trying to eat you.

I wish sound


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2010, 03:15:01 PM
Granted but I throw a brick at you because I can't think of a better way to ruin the wish.

I wish for a pizza.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 12, 2010, 05:06:46 PM
granted I made this pizza before time was made it is older then age itself.

I wish that you didn't suck at ruining wishes audio worm.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2010, 05:20:54 PM
Granted, but now YOU do.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 12, 2010, 05:22:18 PM
Granted, I ruin all your wishes hopes and dreams.

I wish that you where a thief that couldn't steal from anyone I care about.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2010, 05:23:23 PM
Granted. I couldn't steal from anyone you care about. But now I can.

I wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 12, 2010, 05:35:55 PM
here you go one "." the paper it's on is on the house

I wish audioworm232 won't grant this wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2010, 06:06:20 PM
Granted. Audioworm232 won't grant the wish. Audioworm333 will.

I wish for an Xbox 360.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 12, 2010, 06:14:32 PM
Some loser is making boxes with "X"'s on them that turn around completely.

I wish I didn't have to take a shower.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2010, 06:16:01 PM
Granted. Now you have to take a bath.

I wish for a wii.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: AresRomanGod on April 12, 2010, 09:56:46 PM
You get a Wii, but then you sell it on eBay and are arrested for selling stolen merchandise.

I wish for my own forum.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 12, 2010, 10:13:29 PM
Granted you make your own forumer form, but no one goes there.

(http://www.forumotion.com/)

I wish delgato232's wish really happened.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 13, 2010, 11:47:02 AM
Granted, but nobody except forum trolls goes on there.

I wish I was better at coming up with wishes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 13, 2010, 05:21:23 PM
Granted but you get sad when you find out we don't really grant them on the fourm

I wish I could grant wishes for other people as I see fit.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 14, 2010, 10:54:11 AM
Granted, but you can only make people get fits.

I wish I was fluent in Afrikaans (South African language).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 14, 2010, 12:19:52 PM
Granted. You get amnesia the very next day and forget how to speak it.

I wish people would never misunderstand me.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 14, 2010, 01:05:42 PM
Okay. Now everything you do, they are able to tell your next move. They all become fluent in body language studies.

I wish Audioworm333 would stop wishing things about Cave Story.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 14, 2010, 01:28:12 PM
Granted. Now I won't stop wishing things about Gang Garrison 2.

I wish I had the power to temporarily power myself up, massively increasing my physical capabilities.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 14, 2010, 04:16:35 PM
You can click a mouse 5 times faster and urinate with 7 times more force and you can also bend your body in weird ways.

I wish Audioworm333 wasn't obsessed with ANY video games at all.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 14, 2010, 05:38:37 PM
Granted. Now I'm obsessed with certain books and won't shut up about THEM.

I wish Sudonimus would stop wishing I wasn't obsessed with stuff.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 14, 2010, 06:24:55 PM
Now he wishes you're not ADDICTED to stuff.

I wish audioworm333 wasn't addicted to ANYTHING.
(I've HAD it with Cave Story!!)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 14, 2010, 07:22:49 PM
Granted. I slap you around with a moose at large for fun on the weekends.

I wish Sudonimus would get over it.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 14, 2010, 08:40:45 PM
granted. he is now standing on a giant it. he is very confused.

I wish I had a giant robot.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 15, 2010, 08:47:21 AM
You now have a giant robot that wants to rule the world.

I wish for a paradox.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 15, 2010, 09:50:42 AM
granted, you are now stuck in a time loop forever saying "I wish for a paradox." you can't even cry and your never ending suffering.

I wish my giant robot that wanted to rule the earth was loyal to me and me alone.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 15, 2010, 11:33:43 AM
Granted. He rules the earth and when he is destroyed in a freak accident, you take over as king and, in order to build a new robot, raise taxes so high the people revolt. Assassins start hunting you down and you go into hiding, throwing the world into anarchy, causing bandits to take advantage of the confusion and make the world fall.
They rebuild it in a century, but you go down in history as the worst king EVER.

I wish the ruining of the previous wish wasn't so long.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 15, 2010, 11:47:42 AM
Granted, it gets you banned.

I wish derek posted here more often.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 15, 2010, 11:57:04 AM
Granted, but he only posts about halts on the production of the next version of Spelunky.

I wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 15, 2010, 12:14:38 PM
I crush your wishes into a find grain of sand, and use them to make my beach house.

I wish I could dream.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 15, 2010, 12:17:03 PM
Granted. But you only dream about stuff you don't want to dream about.

I wish for a snowcone.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 16, 2010, 11:55:41 AM
Granted, but it melts before you eat it.

I wish for a million Zimbabwean Dollars ;).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 01:31:38 PM
Granted. The granter does not know how much "Zimbabwean" is and you get one dollar.

I wish for a quarter.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 01:36:22 PM
You get a quarter of a jar of acid. Your flesh burns. Luckily it misses your vital organs.
I wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 01:36:45 PM
I wish Sudonimus wished.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 01:37:57 PM
He does. It's in white.

I wish audioworm wished.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 02:33:38 PM
Granted. I wish for you to go into poverty for the rest of your life. You do.

I wish you went into poverty for the rest of your life.(Jooookiiiing.)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 02:34:47 PM
Okay. You were jooookiing. Nothing happens.

I wish Audioworm went to poverty for the rest of his life! HAHAH! FEel my pain!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 02:42:52 PM
Granted. You do too.

I wish Sudonimus wasn't acting like he hated me right now.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 17, 2010, 12:57:48 AM
Granted, he still hates you, but at least he doesn't act like it.

I wish for  :).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 17, 2010, 01:44:01 AM
You can't stop smileing not matter what you feel. You want to cry but can't you can't even talk. you suffer for ever and seem happy for it.

I wish I could make that man suffer.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 17, 2010, 01:47:33 AM
Granted, but you've robbed him of the smiley wish.

I wish for an Officer's Ushanka hat.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: KarjamP on April 17, 2010, 03:04:01 AM
You got it, then lost it again.

Romany birch yo sis ive ya (hint: Backmasking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backmasking))


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 11:51:18 AM
That was not made with audio. You get a manual on backmasking.

I really wish I knew what KarjamP said.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 01:11:49 PM
Granted. It's a ten-page essay on how much you suck.

I wish 


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 01:22:27 PM
You get

I wish I icould never be ninja'd.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 17, 2010, 02:06:37 PM
Granted. You are the only person left on the internet

I wish I could live on forever on the internet


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 02:10:43 PM
You live on an underground system of wires connecting each other to each other.

i wish I could experience cyberspace.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 02:11:48 PM
Granted. It sucks.

I wish,


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 02:13:03 PM
You get






I wish paradoxes were no longer paradoxes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 02:14:44 PM
Granted. Now they're paradoxis.

I wish more people would join Mossmouth, it's kinda empty around here.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 02:16:44 PM
Okay. Like 9 billion more people join. 99% are trolls.

I wish the wish that will change the fate of the galaxy.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 02:19:12 PM
Granted. Someone wills to rule it. He does. He raises taxes to 100,000,000,000%.

I wish more people(non-forum trolls) would join Mossmouth.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 02:20:37 PM
They are all robots. ANd there are 9 billion of them. Their usernames are almost identical.

I wish I could RULE the galaxy.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 02:30:46 PM
Granted. Assassins start hunting you down, you go into hiding, and the galaxy is thrown into anarchy.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 02:35:02 PM
You are a guppy in the wild. You soon get eaten.

I wish I was a guppy in the wild.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 02:36:42 PM
Granted. Someone captures you and you become a pet.

I wish I had three wishes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 02:37:35 PM
You have three wishes; all of them being that you wish for an icepop.

I wish audioworm's  username was capitalized.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 02:38:10 PM
Granted. It's in all caps.

I wish Sudonimus would get over it.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 02:38:56 PM
He gets over a large object called "it".

I wish AUDIOWORM would get over it.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 02:41:45 PM
I hop over the brain "It" from "A Wrinkle In Time."

I wish Sudonimus had an evil twin named Sudonamus.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 17, 2010, 03:02:49 PM
Granted, you get blamed for all the twisted things he does.

I wish I had a 3ds


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 18, 2010, 02:59:16 AM
Granted, but it's a pirated copy (by the by, have you heard of Blender (http://www.blender.org/)?)

I wish that Mars Greek God's latest rule for this game never took place.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 18, 2010, 01:15:14 PM
Granted. He makes an even worse rule.

I wish Cave Story had an "ice" level and a "space" level.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 18, 2010, 01:22:19 PM
Granted, they are both really bad ruin the story and the whole game. And are full of porn and gore so kids can't play it anyway.

I wish cave story had a cave cannon gun.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sudonimus on April 19, 2010, 05:26:28 PM
Okay. Thankfully, Cave Story comes alive. And the cannon gun shoots you. You live in a wheelchair the rest of your life.

I wish marsgreekgod got rid of that last rule. (If there's only 2 people here, than life would be BORING!)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sageofrage on April 19, 2010, 05:33:24 PM
Granted but he locks the thread shortly after

i wish half life 2 would work on my computer :(


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sudonimus on April 19, 2010, 05:34:27 PM
Oh-- dangit. CAn't answer that one. 'Cuzza the RULE.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 19, 2010, 05:39:14 PM
Granted, you compter now has a radioactive half life of 2 secs. Good luck with that!

I wish that sudonimus would jump


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sudonimus on April 19, 2010, 06:21:08 PM
He does. On your head.

I wish moar people would respond to my hacking thread.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: caster2 on April 24, 2010, 06:26:04 AM
They do, but now it's getting filled with too many posts, and eventualy gets locked.

I wish I have some ice cream with a cherry on top.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 24, 2010, 07:21:44 AM
Granted. But it tastes like poo.

I wish for pizza.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 24, 2010, 09:49:17 AM
granted, but it's on the sidewalk outside.

I wish for an unspeakable thing


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 24, 2010, 10:56:11 AM
Granted, you got Voldemort ("He who should not be named" = is name's unspeakable to the witches of of Harry Potter's world).

I wish that the darn mosquitoes would leave me alone in my room >:(.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 24, 2010, 11:05:03 AM
granted. the form a wall outside all sides of your room trying to get at you. You can leave with out getting bit by over 1000 mosquitoes.

I wish for an object that was unspeakable in nature and use.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 24, 2010, 02:46:59 PM
Granted. I throw a cinder block at you because I can't think of a better way to ruin this wish.

I wish for a dooming sucky lego.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 24, 2010, 02:48:34 PM
Granted. I throw a cinder block at you because I can't think of a better way to ruin this wish.

I wish for a dooming sucky lego.
You broke a rule
Quote
4) You can't do totally random stuff (if they wish for a pizza, you can't have them get attacked by a monkey)

You don't get anything.

I wish people would stop doing the whole I do X because I can't think of a way to ruin this wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 24, 2010, 02:50:33 PM
AHEM. I didn't break the rule. KARJAMP posted after the "I wish for unspeakable thing" wish. And you just broke your own rule when you ruined KarjamP's wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 24, 2010, 02:52:34 PM
AHEM. I didn't break the rule. KARJAMP posted after the "I wish for unspeakable thing" wish. And you just broke your own rule when you ruined KarjamP's wish.
....

"I throw a cinder block at you because I can't think of a better way to ruin this wish."

thats what I am talking about. and it seems your right about me breaking my own rule. Thats 1 strike for me


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 24, 2010, 02:54:50 PM
AHEM AHEM. The rule never said anything about repeating the same method of ruining wishes. JUST not granting the wish of someone who granted your wish right after they wished.
7) You can't grant the wish of some one that just granted your wish (no back and forth)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 24, 2010, 02:59:13 PM
AHEM AHEM. The rule never said anything about repeating the same method of ruining wishes. JUST not granting the wish of someone who granted your wish right after they wished.
7) You can't grant the wish of some one that just granted your wish (no back and forth)
It wasn't a new rule. It was rule 4.

4) You can't do totally random stuff (if they wish for a pizza, you can't have them get attacked by a monkey)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 25, 2010, 01:58:15 AM
I wish someone would wish already >:(.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 25, 2010, 02:04:56 AM
Granted, but we just keep fighitng anyway. sorry.

I wish that ruined ment make better.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: caster2 on April 25, 2010, 09:00:23 AM
Granted, but everyone is granting good wishes instead of ruining them..

I wish my computer got ruined.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 25, 2010, 10:20:17 AM
Granted, it becomes a robot of ruin wanting to destroy everything

I wish more people would know what I was talking about...


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 25, 2010, 11:24:57 AM
YOU BROKE YOUR OWN RULE AGAIN!
Anyways...
Granted, but no one agrees with you.

I wish for a dooming sucky lego.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on May 01, 2010, 05:38:35 AM
Granted, but you accidentally dropped it into fire, and since it's made of plastic...

I wish Spelunky has a Japanese Translation.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sudonimus on June 02, 2010, 11:13:21 AM
It's now in Japanese. But now the English version has disappeared... What the heck?? Everyone stops playing Spelunky, and no one's on Mossmouth anymore... Aw dang, KarjamP!

I wish I had total control over time.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and BUMP!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: BCKC on June 02, 2010, 11:15:00 AM
You can now control time. But of course, you die right after you get the power.
I wish I had a fork.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sudonimus on June 02, 2010, 11:16:13 AM
You have a fork. With you forever. Because it's stuck in your intestine.

I wish I had a spoon.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: BCKC on June 02, 2010, 11:16:40 AM
you get a spoon... stuck in your brain.
I wish for a monkey.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: grieck on June 02, 2010, 12:59:26 PM
As tempted as I am to break a rul and ironically give you a pizza...you get a monkey. At least, you think it's one. It seems monkey shaped, and that might be fur under what looks like tenctacles writhing in slime. And it seems to have a few extra eyes as well. At least you now have an idea how a child of a monkey and Cthulhu spawn might look.

I wish for some properly made, nice tasting, perfectly healthy, normal, sushi.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on June 02, 2010, 01:30:45 PM
Granted. It is so delicious you can't stop eating it, and you eventually vomit.

I wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sudonimus on June 02, 2010, 02:22:45 PM
Period. You get period. You have written your last word forever.

I wish I had a pizza instead of a monkey.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: BCKC on June 03, 2010, 09:59:42 AM
Granted... a pizza the size of the sun... that burns your face... and then disappears.
I wish for a friend that is not gummy or sudo.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on June 03, 2010, 12:12:09 PM
Granted. Instead of Gummybears, it's Gemmybears, who is even more annoying.

I wish for pasta.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 03, 2010, 11:55:25 PM
granted. there is now pasta in your left leg.

I wish for power


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on June 12, 2010, 04:24:36 PM
I just had to bump this thread.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 12, 2010, 06:59:32 PM
Granted, but no one posts in it. (don't ask)

I was a much better programmer in game maker


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: •invisible• on June 13, 2010, 10:59:19 AM
Wish granted, but now you're so good that they changed the programming language for GameMaker.

I wish I was an Uber Ninja. (Super Ninja)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on August 14, 2010, 09:51:15 AM
Granted, but you became so proud that you started to think only for yourself and not for others. Because of this, nobody likes you anymore.

I wish I have a Nintendo 3DS.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 14, 2010, 11:13:16 AM
granted, but nintindo has tracking chips in all the 3ds's that exist right now find you and have you arrested

OR

Granted, but it's a test model from E3, and can only play the demo games, even when other games come out.

I wish that I could have the power to give other people powers and take them away


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on September 11, 2010, 09:36:46 AM
Granted, but you accidentally took your powers away.

I wish I have the ability to shapeshift.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: ptmc2112 on September 11, 2010, 10:18:10 AM
granted, but you get trapped as a rock (rocks can't die)

i wish i was wealthy without debt.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 11, 2010, 12:05:08 PM
granted. in fact so much so that you have all the money in the world, which as you know makes it worth nothing.

OR

granted, you are now a crime lord, who is doing evil, horrible things to get your money.

OR

granted, you have 1,000,000,000,000 dollars. in pennys. about 15 feet over your head.

anyway

I wish for power with out cost.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on September 14, 2010, 06:13:34 PM
Granted. Here is your self charging super battery that isn't compatible with any man-made electronic. (this works with the rules, you never said what kind of power so I gave you a kind of power source~)


I wish for drinking straw


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 14, 2010, 08:37:39 PM
(thats more or less what I wanted!)

This straw makes everything taste bad. It seems to be fore diets...

I wish for the best magic type 2 deck ever!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 15, 2010, 12:09:06 AM
Granted. you get a magic fire lighter to burn all the other cards so you win( i don't now what u r talking bout anyway..)
I wish for balloon that is a self defence weapon


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 15, 2010, 01:00:21 AM
granted. it well stop all vampires from attacking you.

I wish for homemade pizza made by me.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 15, 2010, 11:47:10 PM
Granted: you somehow make a pizza but its burnt... badly
i wish for a mystic button to magicaly teleport me into spelunky


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 15, 2010, 11:59:18 PM
Granted, but you can only jump as high as you can now, and can't get past one of the walls.

Then the air grows cold...

a jet pack with a dice attached.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 17, 2010, 05:43:50 AM
Granted: you get 2 pink fluffy dice attach to a broken jetpack
I wish for a pacman whip


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 17, 2010, 12:20:37 PM
granted, it is a whip with pac man for the Handel. it's not worth anything and doesn't work as a whip

I wish for a new world government ruled by me.



Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 17, 2010, 11:00:08 PM
granted: you get a small box with the word LEADER on it and a bunch of wierdos
who say you are the president
I wish for a box


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 17, 2010, 11:28:43 PM
that... doesn't grant my wish.

granted. it's poorly made and small, as well as taped together.

I wish for zelda


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 18, 2010, 02:26:43 AM
Granted you get a zelda
i wish for a potato


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on September 18, 2010, 06:58:36 AM
granted, but the potato is as big as a bag of money, and it fell on your head.

I wish Mars Greek God didn't notice that I broke the rules :o.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 18, 2010, 09:46:41 AM
sigh people. your not doing it right.

Mr Caveman did you read the rules?

you didn't ruin my wish at all! you gave me what I wanted!

sigh.

I wish mr caveman read the rules and karjamP followed them.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: ptmc2112 on September 18, 2010, 12:36:00 PM
granted, but you break your own rules (specifically, I saw you break rule 7)

I wish I had superpowers


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 18, 2010, 01:13:01 PM
I forgot about that rule... busted...

Ptmc wins.

You now have the power to fly (but not to land) and the power to be inviable and intangible (so you can't eat), the power to jump super high (but not land safely) and the power to breath in space (but the cold still kills you)

I wish I was more evil


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 18, 2010, 06:39:53 PM
You become really evil but you are so evil you sacrifice yourself and everyone laughs :D
I wish to become a vending machine were people insert stuff into me and i give them crap stuff back..


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on September 19, 2010, 12:33:52 AM
Granted, but shortly after you will either be destroyed or replaced or sucked into a blackhole, only after having a thousand odd objects inserted into you.


I wish I were a bird~
~(|)W(|)~
Azumanga Reference


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 19, 2010, 12:44:45 AM
Granted, you are a pigeon.

I wish I could grant wishes at will.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 19, 2010, 01:33:12 AM
Granted but they all come out crap
I wish to roll my eyes ::)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on September 19, 2010, 07:32:49 AM
Granted, but you can't stop.

I wish that this game doesn't exist anymore. >:-)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 19, 2010, 11:26:01 AM
granted, in fact, in never existed, and you never made that wish so it exists. you are now stuck in a time loop

I wish I all things would be happy for a time that never ends.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 19, 2010, 06:04:36 PM
everything is happy but so happy they annoy the crap of you forever
I wish to eat cheese


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: AresRomanGod on September 20, 2010, 02:28:35 PM
You eat cheese. Unfortunately, you are now a dog and dogs cannot digest cheese. You die.

I wish for a cuddly Pikachu.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: ipwnu1337 on September 20, 2010, 02:45:24 PM
You get a mouse that is cuddly, but electrocutes you whenever your try.

I wish this thread was more creative.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 21, 2010, 04:25:23 PM
Granted this thread becme so creative miniture monsters start living there and they jump out of your computer and eat your brain.. all the monsters LOL...
I wish for a battle axe so if I ever play pokemon (probaly won't..) if I lose I can kill the other trainer guy so I win anyway..


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on September 25, 2010, 06:41:55 AM
Granted, but i you are arrested in the pokemon world for mass degree murder.

I with Mars Greek God would notice that Delgato broke the first rule of the game:

1) you can't kill people in granting the wish, or have people die.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 26, 2010, 07:24:51 PM
Sure I notice, but what can I do about it? shes the mod.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my fingers when I say "QUE!"


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 28, 2010, 06:13:50 PM
Granted but the laser bounce off everything and kill u and you QUE wrong all the time..
I wish to become a master at minecraft


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 29, 2010, 08:37:14 AM
granted, you get arrested in game for owning slaves.

I wish that I knew what caveman was saying. wait, scratch that, I wish I never ever would be able to understand what he is saying.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: ptmc2112 on September 29, 2010, 08:46:14 AM
Granted, but only so far at getting trapped (became a master of getting trapped in minecraft)

I wish the moderators would notice the rule-breakers of this thread


EDIT: since when I made this post, I never noticed mars' post, I'm adding what I should say after this point:

Granted, but it includes everyone, and you stop understanding people in general.

I wish the moderators would notice the rule-breakers of this thread


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 29, 2010, 06:06:46 PM
granted.. but they think everyone is a rulebreaker.. everyone gets banned
I wish to eat a pickle


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 29, 2010, 08:28:49 PM
(WORTH IT!)

granted. I poised it. you are sick in bed for 12 years.

I wish for the power to make any game I want whenever I want, perfectly as I want it.
 


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 30, 2010, 04:19:42 PM
granted: but the games always comes out glitchy.. very glitchy...
I wish to do nothing


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on October 03, 2010, 04:29:28 AM
Granted, but while doing nothing, you missed out on your favorite show.

I wish my new ((early) birthday present) graphics tablet's cured from it's cosmetic damage (the screen pad's coming off).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 03, 2010, 10:19:20 AM
Graded, but it's cured, not fixed. Do you know why? BECAUSE IT IS ALIVE!

I wish for the power to make spell books that worked, and tought whoever used them one spell based on their personalty, and if they cast spells based on how they use them, they could learn more spells at will.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on October 05, 2010, 10:37:37 PM
granted but the spells require you to say a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long word before you can cast it
I wish annoying pigs would envade my house and make me there king


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 06, 2010, 08:29:29 AM
I can deal with that.

Granted, but they annoy you by eating off your arms and legs while keeping you alive for all time, with nothing to do but think and smell pigs that try to follow your orders but don't understand english

I wish mr caveman would make not stupid wishes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on October 09, 2010, 10:26:09 AM
Granted. Now he makes even more stupid wishes.

I wish this (http://mossmouth.com/forums/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif) smily was real.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 09, 2010, 01:09:56 PM
Granted, it is a real smiley, just as it is now.

I wish that I had more money in my bank account.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on October 09, 2010, 04:01:03 PM
Granted, but you forget your PIN

I wish for a vending machine


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on October 09, 2010, 07:43:49 PM
granted but the vending machine only gives you cheese popcorn and sultana with grapes not your favourite chips
i wish for a 25871289562197421749 dollars!!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on October 09, 2010, 07:57:35 PM
ha! the joke is on you! i would much prefer popcorn and grapes!

granted, but its counterfeit :c

I wish for another vending machine, this time having some horrible defect


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 09, 2010, 11:05:56 PM
ha! the joke is on you! i would much prefer popcorn and grapes!

granted, but its counterfeit :c

I wish for another vending machine, this time having some horrible defect
You broke the rule! OMG! you don't get your wish

I wish for a dsi


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on October 10, 2010, 04:13:59 AM
Granted, but it hasn't been assembled yet.

I wish for a hammer.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on October 10, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
Granted, but with the hammer, you found a note:"whoever wields this hammer willl from now on become so bonkers that he will go bonk bonk bonk on everything that's bonkable." Get the pun? ;D

I wish that what I said about bonking wasn't true. (How many times have I said "bonk" and it's variations? )


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on October 11, 2010, 06:07:30 AM
Granted, instead of bonk it becomes



honk






(http://i55.tinypic.com/o60l1t.jpg)


I wish anyone would understand the touhou references i make here ;w;


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 11, 2010, 08:19:17 AM
granted, but they are trolls, that make you suffer.

I wish that I could live threw the internet for all time.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on October 11, 2010, 08:28:37 AM
Granted, but you become one with it and eventually turn into HAL



I wish for fish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: ptmc2112 on October 11, 2010, 09:55:11 AM
granted, but they became rotten upon delivery.

i wish for a jackhammer.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mr Caveman on October 12, 2010, 03:42:29 AM
granted but its so noisy that you get sent to court and sued 60000$ for killing 7 people by the noise
I wish for a fortress


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 12, 2010, 07:20:10 AM
granted, it's a pillow fortress. on fire. over your old house.

I wish for the power to breath underwater when I want to, and only then


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on October 12, 2010, 05:19:00 PM
Granted, but due to breathing underwater requiring gills (which you will only use when you want to,but have access to at all times) you are now considered a freak of nature and no body wants to love you and you spend the rest of your days with a traveling freak show.

and they make you wear an Aquaman costume.


I wish for ramen


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Damsel on October 17, 2010, 02:27:32 PM
granted, but the ramen has been poisoned, and the poinson makes you itch like crazy for a week.  :-[

I wish for a pair of purple underwear.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on October 17, 2010, 04:20:05 PM
Granted.

They're used.

NOW IT IS YOU WHO ARE ITCHING.


I wish for... to not be tired =w= zz


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 17, 2010, 05:22:51 PM
grained, your asleep, for 6 weeks.

I wish for money


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on October 17, 2010, 06:18:40 PM
Too busy being asleep to grant your wish

but no, granted, but get a gambling addiction and bloop


I wish for Nothing to happen within the next 5 second time frame and for everything to resume happening as usual afterwards

have fun trying to figure out something witty


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: ptmc2112 on October 17, 2010, 08:02:46 PM
Granted, you lose 5 seconds of your life (didn't specify what had nothing happen to it)

I wish for something exciting to happen.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 17, 2010, 10:48:25 PM
granted, it does, one massive very exciting and fun quest happens! you have the time of you life! becuse when it ends you are left floating in a endless void for all of non time with nothing to do but think.

I wish that all things would live for ever and not be able to have kids.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on October 17, 2010, 11:55:31 PM
Granted, they give birth to parents instead (thought the premise of an undying nonexpanding world in interesting...)

i wish for a wish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 17, 2010, 11:59:13 PM
dude rules. read them.

but the next person can grant his wish anyway so

"I wish for a wish"


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nejii on October 18, 2010, 04:15:56 AM
granted, but nothing happens (at least for you)

I wish for endless freetime


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on November 07, 2010, 02:47:53 AM
*thinks-How do I do this without directly killing Nejii? xD*

Granted...... An endless ocean surrounds you, and you float there for the rest of ever, and mysteriously don't die, so you achieve endless freetime.

I wish for my orange Tictacs.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on November 07, 2010, 03:12:06 AM
xD ouldve just said he wouldnt have anything to do

granted but theyre new POISON ORANGE FLAVOR
mmmm

i wish to have a legal copy of mineraft


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on November 07, 2010, 03:25:25 AM
*I think me granting your wish = against Mars's rules. OH WELL*
Granted! You get sued for the illegal copy, and so decide to purchase things legally from then on (:

I wish my Orange tictacs weren't poison D:


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on November 07, 2010, 03:32:47 AM
Granted, but theyre Norwegian knock offs so you get sick anyway

i wish to delete system 32


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on November 07, 2010, 03:42:56 AM
Damn you for making me go to google! xD *Oh I feel dumb, I knew what that was. xD*

Granted! But you delete all you files by accident including the start ups, and you don't have your original Manufacturer's Software Disks.

I wish for Bae to Play darts with me :D *Yeah, I totally forgot what I was actually goiing to say, so I improvised :D, youshould have fun with this one by the way xD*


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on November 07, 2010, 03:52:57 AM
Deleting system 32 destroys your computer anyway idk how that is really worse lol

granted, but i miss

I wish i didnt have to accompany you to the hospital


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on November 07, 2010, 04:01:58 AM
Granted. You drive me to the hospital where you recently received a job. And are therefore not accompanying me, but being responsible (:

I wish that Making the Apple Version Of Spelunky will be easy (:


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: ATP on November 14, 2010, 02:14:51 PM
It will, but that's because Derek released a new version (spelunky 1.3) that only has the intro and title screen.

I wish for a tropical storm to hit Florida.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 15, 2010, 11:27:06 PM
granted, It punchs it so hard the earth blows up (what it HIT it, get it?)

I wish that olmec would tap dance when he died


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: ATP on November 16, 2010, 02:15:44 PM
He does, but then he shouts "Allahu Akbar!" and blows up. You lose and all your scores are deleted.

I wish the economy would get better.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on November 16, 2010, 07:16:03 PM
It gets better, but you get framed for embezzlement, and get sent to jail for many years.

I wish for a Panda bear.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on November 24, 2010, 07:58:44 PM
Granted. It rips off your limbs to feed it's cubs, but fortunately you don't die.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 27, 2010, 07:19:36 PM
Granted. It rips off your limbs to feed it's cubs, but fortunately you don't die.

I wish that I could have a house in portland with all bills payed forever.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: gummybears123 on November 28, 2010, 06:21:31 PM
Congratulations, you now live in a cardboard box... FREE OF CHARGE!!

I wish I never left Mossmouth


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 28, 2010, 08:41:10 PM
granted, you can never leave, not even for a moment

in a year everyone but you is gone. you live forever in this place, never leaving.

I wish I was a better game maker


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on November 28, 2010, 10:08:03 PM
Granted, but pro or not no one will play your games.
I wish Creepers were less annoying.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 28, 2010, 11:38:32 PM
granted they are more terrifying and deadly, far to bad to be called mearly annoying.

I wish I had more ram in my computer


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on November 29, 2010, 04:42:34 AM
Granted.

It now bleats every 5 minutes

I wish that pun didnt have to be so corny


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 29, 2010, 09:33:22 AM
granted, it's even more corny, corn grows out your ears.

I wish that I could should nickles out of my left middle finger at 50 miles per hour by saying glass of lasers!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: gummybears123 on November 29, 2010, 03:36:51 PM
You test out your new superpower and shout, "GLASS OF LASERS!"  Your finger splits open and nickels explode out of your finger.  But, alas, you cannot stop it and drown in your own money.

I wish Sudo was back


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on November 29, 2010, 04:35:51 PM
Granted, but you were misunderstood and a sudowudo comes and knocks you over the head with it's little green ball things

I wish for super tasty chocolate milk that doesn't drown me :3


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 30, 2010, 12:06:21 PM
granted. it's 700 degrees, it burns your skin. off. you live however in pain.
It's also a cheap tasting brand.

I wish for good pizza.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on November 30, 2010, 02:46:06 PM
granted, but you get pizza that really sucks, but is only good in the mice's opinions.

I wish my best friend would stop doing drugs


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: gummybears123 on November 30, 2010, 03:13:10 PM
Your best friend stops, but every single one of your other friends start doing drugs.

I wish Mockingjay didn't suck so much


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on November 30, 2010, 06:31:56 PM
granted. it no longer sucks. but also, it no longer exists. :3

I wish that MineCraft would start working for me :D


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 30, 2010, 10:38:14 PM
granted, steve (the man guy from the game) follows you around trying to save you from your friends, who he thinks are creepers, he doesn'y speak english so you can't tell him other wise.

I wish more people near me wanted to/could play multaplayer ds games


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 01, 2010, 04:08:59 PM
Granted! I poof next to you *poofs next to you* :3 oh yeah, and we play multiplayer on DS. (I wish the same thing all the time)

I wish this person would stop eating me every day.



Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 01, 2010, 11:07:36 PM
Granted! I poof next to you *poofs next to you* :3 oh yeah, and we play multiplayer on DS. (I wish the same thing all the time)

I wish this person would stop eating me every day.
granted, your turned into a girl and he "eats" you every day

I have a really good/bad answer to this, but It would break the rules for me to answer.


I wish I could answer that.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 02, 2010, 01:10:39 AM
Granted, but you have to hide it in white text

I wish that something interesting would happen


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 02, 2010, 01:14:03 AM
granted, white text happens to you.
you get turned into a girl and your past self rapes you and you give birth to yourself
I wish I was a ninja


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 02, 2010, 01:42:13 AM
Granted, youre Naruto

I wish i wasnt white text


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: gummybears123 on December 02, 2010, 02:18:54 PM
^^^ Blank post?

You are a ninja, but you are a fail ninja.  You attempt to throw a kunai and get it stuck in your foot.  Good job, Ninja.

I wish I was Spiderman


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 02, 2010, 03:23:49 PM
granted, you get very big purple text.
@gummy: granted, you get spiders all over you, and they bite everywhere.

I wish my dad didn't bitch about stupid stuff.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 02, 2010, 04:05:11 PM
Granted he complains about very serious issues instead
(also there there kiddo)
I wish i hadnt wished that my text colored changed in the first place

Also Ha, Mars


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 02, 2010, 04:08:34 PM
your wish is granted. you get to choose whatever font you like. but now your T key broke. (only on this thread XD)

 I wish that I could free draw better


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 02, 2010, 04:12:25 PM
I hae everyone, my x and c were already hard o ype wih BU NOW IM NO ALLOWED O USE MY ENGLISH COFFEE SQUARE

...you know making weird workarounds like wha i jus did migh be worh i

graned bu all you can draw is english coffee


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 02, 2010, 04:17:28 PM
*draws english coffee* Heyyy, It looks pretty good ;D

I wish Derek came here and made more faces (:


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 02, 2010, 07:56:21 PM
granted, he made faces out by careing them in your body with a knife.

I wish for mob towns in minecraft.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 02, 2010, 08:23:40 PM
Granted, but they bust the game, and they have to revert back to how alpha is :3

I wish I had a 3DS now.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 02, 2010, 09:34:43 PM
granted, nintindo takes you away forever so you don't spill the beans

FOREVER. they even make you live forever running on a treedmill to power there money printers.

I wish for legal money printers


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 02, 2010, 11:31:50 PM
granted, but you ruin the economy (even more) and even though you have infinite money, you don't own a cent.

I wish to come back from my scary abductionness. O:


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 03, 2010, 12:38:02 AM
that doesn't even make SENSE

I wish you made sense and I didnt' stop breaking the rules.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 03, 2010, 02:09:54 AM
actually it does make sense, hes saying that you totally fuck up the economy with the sudden surge of money and therefore individual dollars are worth less so your money is pretty much ueless

i mean english coffee

Graned, but now devon breaks the rules and you don make sense

i wish my english coffee square worked again yping wihou i is hard


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 03, 2010, 10:55:53 AM
actually it does make sense, hes saying that you totally fuck up the economy with the sudden surge of money and therefore individual dollars are worth less so your money is pretty much ueless
"I wish to come back from my scary abductionness. O:"
That makes no sense
i mean english coffee

Graned, but now devon breaks the rules and you don make sense

i wish my english coffee square worked again yping wihou i is hard
√(coffee) - wish granted
let c=7 o=8 f=234 e=-4

I wish some one would get that


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 03, 2010, 02:28:58 PM
I wish i could grant that

...i have a feeling your best bet would be hali or aru


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 03, 2010, 04:02:36 PM
Mars: I meant that I was abducted by Nintendo since I had the 3DS and they didn't want to me give the secrets away, That abduction I mean XD

I wish that we skip Mars's question, cause I'm too lazy to find Square root in the character map. (bytheway, it equals 49061376)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 04, 2010, 07:39:56 PM
the answer is 7004.38 but you won't get the joke if you need to be told.

Anyway, I wish that I could win the "game" I am playing.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 05, 2010, 02:15:03 PM
oh yeah, i didn't square root it.
Granted, but you can no longer think so you win forever.
     Or, granted (if it's not "the game") but just after, you're hospitalized for hallucinating after the concussion you received from getting hit by a bus this morning.

I wish That I could go places with my friends.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 05, 2010, 02:17:06 PM
I do believe that breaks a rule

Granted, you can go to the river styx with your friends
and you cant come back

I wish everyone but myself wasnt allowed to use vowels in this topic


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 05, 2010, 02:25:02 PM
I'm not sure what you mean by breaking  :/ (i forgot the rules anyway -.-)
Granted, but in reverse, You can use vowels, because then we're all even.

I wish that this movie im about to see allowed passes



Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 05, 2010, 02:32:53 PM
granted the movie passes you by becuse you don't get to see it even if your allowed to.

I wish that some one knew what I ment by "game".


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 05, 2010, 07:00:52 PM
Granted, but you're secluded so you never knew anyone found out.

I wish that I can break the rules of this thread :3


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 05, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
Granted, the rules are now void entirely and thus no one gives a shit anymore

and i dont have to add a wish now either


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 05, 2010, 09:27:49 PM
alright.

I wish the rules apply to all, save me, and people do give a shit about other people following the rules. :3


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 07, 2010, 03:29:25 PM
Granted, but some think they should apply to you. Some don't. End result, everlasting flame war.

I wish pirating games was legal.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 07, 2010, 04:08:38 PM
Granted, but the FBI never get the notice, and lock you up until the trial where you are set free. (which can take up to like 5 years depending on how busy the courts are.)

I wish my nose didn't keep bleeding


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 08, 2010, 10:15:09 AM
granted, you no longer have a nose to bleed with
and you bleed out of every other hole you have
every
other
hole

I wish i had something to do


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 08, 2010, 03:43:54 PM
granted, you have to HANDwrite my biology book. word for word. or the writingpolice will lock you up for 18 years.

I wish that I can download on this computer.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 08, 2010, 09:22:04 PM
granted you can download but it all comes with viruses that so the worse of rule 34 on you computer at random times. and you can't get rid of them. EVER.

I wish for wishing.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: ATP on December 09, 2010, 06:30:51 AM
Granted, but all your wishes have to be approved by parliament.

I wish this game had no rules.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 09, 2010, 09:06:56 AM
granted, but it's no longer a game.

I wish that the person granting this wish would turn into a harmless kitten.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 09, 2010, 01:13:38 PM
Granted, but a vicious cat mistakes me for her kitten and claws your face off. Fortunately you don't die.

I wish I knew what Tohou and 4Chan were.(Seriously, what ARE they? I know that Tohou is a shooter game, I think, but that's it, and I have no idea what 4Chan is.)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: ATP on December 09, 2010, 04:45:48 PM
Granted. Tohou is a Japanese shooter game. 4Chan is an image board. It's better if I don't elaborate.

I wish that mossmouth would get more site traffic.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 09, 2010, 08:51:51 PM
Granted but thats because some one posts really evil porn that the darknest parts of the internet want to see.

I wish I coudl finsh the games I start and make them good.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 12, 2010, 08:42:45 PM
Granted, but good or not, no one will play them.

I wish someone would actually explain to me what 4Chan is and why it's so evil.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 12, 2010, 09:44:05 PM
granted, but they show you thinks you can never unsee.

I wish I could show people things they could never unsee


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 12, 2010, 11:33:07 PM
@AudioWorm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan and the reason it has such a bad rep is that it doesnt really have rules and people like to post very adult things

also a lot of the users are assholes

@Mars Granted but you go to jail for indecency

I wish that mossmouth would get more site traffic.
GRANTED, THEYRE ALL BOTS


I wish I could finish things


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 13, 2010, 11:53:58 AM
Granted, but you never get any credit for it.

I wish that I finished th


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 13, 2010, 03:40:31 PM
granted, but it gets you banned

I wish I had great help programing this game


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 13, 2010, 03:51:25 PM
granted, but your harddrive crashes, and you flashdrives and/or other hard drives (external) disappear.

I wish that people used more asian faces on here o(^-^ )o


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 13, 2010, 07:27:26 PM
@Mars Granted, you get my help, being that i suck with game maker ill probably accidentally delete all your hard work

and then whats left will fall through the floor

@Devon Granted, but you fail at them lol o(^-^ )o

(ナ˚ロ˚)ナGOOD GOING

Edit: wow, who knew ^-^ made a smiley on here


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 13, 2010, 07:47:06 PM
@Mars Granted, you get my help, being that i suck with game maker ill probably accidentally delete all your hard work

and then whats left will fall through the floor

@Devon Granted, but you fail at them lol o(^-^ )o

(ナ˚ロ˚)ナGOOD GOING

Edit: wow, who knew ^-^ made a smiley on here
I wish you made a wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 13, 2010, 10:38:53 PM
granted he wishes you get punched in the soul

I wish I could punch people's SOULS


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 14, 2010, 12:16:14 PM
Granted. But they feel no pain, nor get no wound.

I wish I was a pro at Touhou.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 14, 2010, 04:09:48 PM
Granted, but you catch fire and get sent to the hospital, in which your arms must be amputated, so you may no longer play it.

I wish that the ":D" face looked less pedophilic.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 14, 2010, 10:16:04 PM
Granted, but you catch fire and get sent to the hospital, in which your arms must be amputated, so you may no longer play it.
.
Bull. Thats no how you play this game You have to RUIN what they WISHED FOR

you can't just go. "I wish for a puppy! Granted, your eyes get spiked!" you have to give what they ask for AND not anything more but still ruin it. Thats why it's a GAME.

You didn't even make him good at the game. you made him worse.

Granted you a pro, but you have the same skill level and lose your job.

I wish for a kitten


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 15, 2010, 01:58:53 PM
Granted. It doesn't like you at first and gives you a bad scratch.

I wish I was better at Rogue.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 15, 2010, 03:14:24 PM
granted, you know are a little better. tip: don't attack things that can kill you in one hit.


I wish I had a cool shiren the wanderer style hat


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 15, 2010, 03:20:31 PM
Granted, it smell like ccat pee

I wish someone would have granted devons wish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 15, 2010, 09:59:50 PM
granted. but we only see it in the future.

I wish that there were more autofaces. and they all looked as good as the :)  ;) and ;D


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 16, 2010, 11:23:41 AM
Granted, but they serve very little purpose.

I wish for the extinction of bots.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 16, 2010, 04:11:53 PM
Granted. but you go back into time, perform a different action, and the bots are back for good

I wish I won't be banned for my awesomeness. (or being perverted occasionally.)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 16, 2010, 05:27:56 PM
Granted. You're banned for something much, much worse.

I wish the last word in this sentence was fini


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 16, 2010, 05:34:06 PM
granted. but my reply ruins your plan.

I wish that I am unbanned and cannot be rebanned.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 16, 2010, 05:35:09 PM
Granted. You just cannot post or PM.

I wish I didn't just break a rule.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 16, 2010, 05:35:53 PM
granted, but my curse is broken.

I wish that there was always real people on the forum.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 16, 2010, 07:03:43 PM
granted, they still spam stuff.

I wish I was the GOD of the internet


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 16, 2010, 07:20:45 PM
granted. but everyone becomes atheist and you are left in the dirt with no power.

I wish that I knew what rule 34 was


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 16, 2010, 09:13:39 PM
granted, but thats becuse I link you to porn from things from your childhood and scar you for life

I wish I cared.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: ATP on December 17, 2010, 12:35:59 PM
You do, and you feel so bad about all the evil things you've done that you send yourself to hell.

I wish that I wasn't addicted to video games.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 17, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
granted, you no longer find joy in what you once found made you happy, robing your life of that happyness forever

I wish that I I had the power to shot dvds from my nouse with out hurting myself


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Bae on December 17, 2010, 03:35:38 PM
granted, but i can tell if you meant nose or mouse so instead i give you the power to shoot them from your butt

hilarity ensues !

i wish for Ho2


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 18, 2010, 06:53:30 PM
granted. but the granter thinks you said H2O because he has dyslexia.
you almost drown. but thankfully, you can swim.

I wish for an iPad.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 18, 2010, 08:03:26 PM
granted. but the granter thinks you said H2O because he has dyslexia.
you almost drown. but thankfully, you can swim.
Bull

Thats not how it works.

I wish for a 5 foot tall piano player


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 19, 2010, 05:03:29 PM
That's how it works for me.

I wish you'd answer my wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: vwarrior on December 27, 2010, 11:35:25 AM
Granted, you get an ipad but it malfunctions and blows up, now you have a deformed face.
I wish i become the greatest video game creator in the world.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 27, 2010, 12:09:32 PM
granted, all other video game creators get moved to a a new home on mars and become happy for all of TIME you die old and alone while people play games from mars

I wish that I could win in the "game" I'm playing


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Ninja_Zane on December 27, 2010, 12:33:30 PM
Granted, but the game you are playing is punching yourself in the face until your hand breaks.

I wish that this wish won't ever be wished for.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: vwarrior on December 27, 2010, 12:36:24 PM
granted, all other video game creators get moved to a a new home on mars and become happy for all of TIME you die old and alone while people play games from mars

I wish that I could win in the "game" I'm playing
Granted, you win but then your stats get deleted and nobody knows you won, you spend the next 20 years wondering why nobody else believes that you won until finally you go delirious.
I wish everyone would stop wishing stupid wishes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 27, 2010, 01:06:21 PM
granted, all other video game creators get moved to a a new home on mars and become happy for all of TIME you die old and alone while people play games from mars

I wish that I could win in the "game" I'm playing
Granted, you win but then your stats get deleted and nobody knows you won, you spend the next 20 years wondering why nobody else believes that you won until finally you go delirious.
I wish everyone would stop wishing stupid wishes.
the game isn't a video game. I don't think real life has stats

Granted, you realize what game I was talking about, and it's not stupid

I wish that I the villian song "don't make me laugh" was in a cooler movie.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: vwarrior on December 28, 2010, 12:22:28 PM
granted, all other video game creators get moved to a a new home on mars and become happy for all of TIME you die old and alone while people play games from mars

I wish that I could win in the "game" I'm playing
Want it your way? OK , you win but then the people get there brain wiped and nobody knows you won, you spend the next 20 years wondering why nobody else believes that you won until finally you go delirious.


Granted the song is played in a cooler movie but the movie is only cool to really old geezers.

I wish more people would answer my wishes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Kirby on December 28, 2010, 01:09:12 PM
Granted, but it's me. So sorry!

I wish to beat Super Meat Boy.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Ninja_Zane on December 28, 2010, 02:12:40 PM
Granted, but it is the only game you are good at now.

I wish for more Dr.Pepper.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 29, 2010, 03:07:28 PM
Granted. You drink too much and get a stomach ache.

I wish I didn't suck at Hitman: Blood Money.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on December 29, 2010, 11:52:30 PM
Granted. *yeah, that's all I got; ask for a witty response later :3*

I wish that this new harddrive made my computer run at a decent speed.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on December 30, 2010, 03:43:28 PM
Granted. But I don't have a witty response either, so I steal it.

I wish that no one took advantage of my incompetence at TF2 and Left 4 Dead.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 30, 2010, 10:20:43 PM
granted, they take advantage of your guiltily and newbness

I wish that anime didn't have so many power scaling issues


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on January 15, 2011, 10:09:14 PM
Granted. but you can't tell because everytime you watch it, it's super choppy.

I wish that here wasn't so boring right now.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on January 16, 2011, 10:39:57 PM
granted, it trys to shoot you.

with bullets

threw the screen

I wish that made snese


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on January 29, 2011, 10:09:36 AM
The granter doesn't know what "snese" is and accidentally knocks you into a wall out of confusion. You feel sore all over but nothing major.

I wish for the extinction of spambots, FOREVER.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on January 29, 2011, 12:33:48 PM
granted, now clever humans do everything they can to spam you.

it's so much worse....

there is fire

FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee

I wish I had known tht I would be up all night ahead of time


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on January 31, 2011, 11:40:37 PM
granted. so you decided to stay up even later.

i wish that the 3DS will be as epic as portrayed.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on February 02, 2011, 05:28:17 PM
Granted. But all it's games aren't epic enough for it.

I wish I was better at Touhou.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 03, 2011, 10:51:16 AM
granted, you are now 0.1% better

I wish I could live forever with out pain, harm or aging


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on February 05, 2011, 09:34:46 PM
granted but you become an emotionless person who gains Alzheimers and forgets everything in the world and so, you feel lost and lonely.

I wish that the 3D effects won;t have negative affects on my health, seeing as it's bad enough without added ones



Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on February 06, 2011, 09:05:22 AM
Granted, but they amplify the already bad ones.

I wish I could get the hang of Dwarf Fortress.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on February 06, 2011, 10:32:26 AM
granted, but you get hooked, and you have a nightmare where a small dwarf cuts your head off with an ax. you stop playing the game.

I wish that I didn't get the stupid "an unexpected error occurred when running the game" message everytime I open spelunky.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 06, 2011, 11:56:22 AM
(PS 3d effects DON'T have negtive effects)

granted, you just get it every time you do well.

I wish that people knew that 3d effects don't hurt your eyes or anything like that and where not stupid.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on February 06, 2011, 01:10:17 PM
well I don;t know if they will or not yet. I don't think they'll make my eyes any worse than normal video games will, i just think it will cause more eyestrain and headaches than normal ones, because i get that from ones that aren't making my eyes focus in weird ways but anyways:

granted: but nintendo and the rest of the world decide to withhold their 3D devices and products.

I wish that my eyes weren't faulty in the first place.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 06, 2011, 01:13:06 PM
well I don;t know if they will or not yet. I don't think they'll make my eyes any worse than normal video games will, i just think it will cause more eyestrain and headaches than normal ones, because i get that from ones that aren't making my eyes focus in weird ways but anyways:
the only way the 3ds could give you more headaces then any other gaming system is if you got head aces from seeing 3d in the real world which is how the 3ds works

granted, they wern't faulty at all, just totaly broken, you have been blind your whole life. don't ask how your on a fourm and posted that.


I wish that I could write a paper better


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on February 06, 2011, 01:39:58 PM
granted. you write a perfect paper, but a tidal wave comes in the size of mt. Everest andfloods the entire continent. your paper dissolves.

I wish I could play Ridge Racer 3D right nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 06, 2011, 01:59:27 PM
granted, it's nothing but the guy from sony yelling RIDDGEE RACCCEERRR.

nothing at all

just a blank screen even

I wish I would stop breaking my own rules.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on February 06, 2011, 03:06:24 PM
Granted, but everyone else continues to break the rules, so you decide to conform.

AND I NEVER PLAYED A RIDGERACER BEFORE D:

I wish that this girl I know and love has Mario Kart DS :;D


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on February 06, 2011, 06:36:46 PM
Granted. But she never plays it.

I wish my family had no money problems.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 06, 2011, 10:22:05 PM
granted, thats becuse they are dead.

I wish that I could sing any villian song at will


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on February 06, 2011, 11:21:55 PM
Granted, but you become the last villain and are thwarted, you spend the rest of eternity in villain jail and stuff.

I wish that the pokemon typing game comes out in the US (cause I want the keyboard)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on February 08, 2011, 07:05:44 PM
Granted. But you suck at it.

I wish I could motivate myself to play Dwarf Fortress.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on February 11, 2011, 09:05:36 PM
Granted, but you lose power so you can't play for a week.

I wish for rock sugar candy :3


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 12, 2011, 07:08:24 PM
granted, it looks normal but when you eat it you find it's rocks covered in suger.

I wish for time


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on February 21, 2011, 07:49:26 PM
Granted. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thyme)

I wish Marsgreekgod will get the joke.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on February 27, 2011, 12:31:15 PM
Granted. But it erases ALL of your memories. You can't even remember your name. Or how to walk. Or how to talk.
Thankfully, you still know how to breathe.

I wish for Mount and Blade: Warband.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on March 06, 2011, 01:55:18 PM
Granted. But every single sound they play is filled with static. It beats the crap out of your ears.
I wish for the extinction of spammers, spambots, noobs, trolls, etc.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sparkle on March 06, 2011, 04:38:29 PM
granted, but they all reincarnate into a super being, that we take care of... forcefully, but whence destroyed, it just turned back into it's original parts

I wish for the 3DS to be released sooner.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on March 06, 2011, 07:55:37 PM
Granted. But EVERY. SINGLE. GAME. FOR. IT. SUCKS.

I wish for GTA: San Andreas.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on January 31, 2012, 11:51:00 AM
You play it too much and get the red ring of death

I wish for a rebirth to this thread


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: supermariousa on April 05, 2012, 08:14:20 PM
It rebirths but you get banned for bumping.

I wish that I could lock this thread


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 05, 2012, 08:31:58 PM
Granted but you get banned for hacking

I wish people where more clever


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: supermariousa on April 05, 2012, 09:03:30 PM
Granted. But now YOU are retarded.

I wish that this wish will not be corrupted.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Sageofrage on April 06, 2012, 01:18:20 AM
Granted, but it was corrupted anyway.

I wish I could get rid of this stomach virus.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on April 06, 2012, 03:05:34 AM
Granted, but now you start hallucinating.

I wish that I never wished for a wand of wishing.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 17, 2012, 04:41:46 AM
Granted, but now your life sucks. I wish I am the happiest person in the universe.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: supermariousa on May 17, 2012, 05:54:41 AM
Granted,

But now the Earth is extremely barren, giving you no one to be happy with.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on May 17, 2012, 06:40:44 AM
You didn't make a wish.

I wish that I was sick and tired of being sick and tired.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: supermariousa on May 17, 2012, 08:00:08 AM
You die.

I wish for the apcolypse.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 17, 2012, 02:55:45 PM
Granted, but apocalypses suck


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on May 17, 2012, 05:01:20 PM
I wish Nathantcash had made a wish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 17, 2012, 05:57:09 PM
granted. My wish affects you in a bad way. I wish that I am a unicorn


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on May 17, 2012, 07:28:05 PM
graned, you have one horm. it curves around and stabs you in the head. you look like a human with a horn that stabs you in the head. becuse you are.

I wish I could read my book at school with out people hateing me


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 17, 2012, 08:20:42 PM
granted, but you stop paying attention in class to read and repeat the 12th grade 22 times. I wish I was happy and everyone liked me.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on May 18, 2012, 10:01:24 AM
Granted, but everyone is unhappy and you don't like yourself.
I wish that the president of South Africa kept his promise for free electricity for poor people.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on May 18, 2012, 10:04:13 AM
Granted but the free electricity is in the form of electric tastes that electocute everyone

I wish I didnt hav exams


Title: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on May 18, 2012, 10:08:55 AM
Granted, but now you have to do them orally.
I wish Grandia I and Grandia III were for PC.

EDIT:
I had a post below, but then I reread the rules... :-\
I can't grant the next wish but I can grant the one afterwards...


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 18, 2012, 06:47:29 PM
Granted, But the PC port sucks. I wish that my actions had no negative consequences.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on May 20, 2012, 01:21:48 PM
granted, your actions no have no consequences at all, becuse you are a ghost.

I wish for the power.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on May 20, 2012, 01:59:27 PM
Granted, but it has makes you very tired.

I wish that Plants vs Zombies was boring.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 21, 2012, 01:30:23 AM
granted. But boring videogames suck. I wish I was never tired


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on May 21, 2012, 10:02:48 AM
granted, you are never rested as well, forever half asleep.

I wish I could hover at will, only at will takeing no engery


Title: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on May 21, 2012, 10:17:38 AM
Granted. However, anything else you do takes more energy.

I wish that I looked like somebody dead.

(I actually did wish for death ten times in February 2011. Thankfully it wasn't granted for real. My rage took control of me, thus that wish.)

EDIT:
Who the hell is the guy in the next post? Osama-what?


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 21, 2012, 12:08:11 PM
Granted. Everyone thinks you are Osama Bin Laden and you are shot.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on May 21, 2012, 12:37:00 PM
I wish for laser vision


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on May 21, 2012, 12:44:02 PM
Granted, but it blinds you when you use it.

I wish that everyone who forgot to make a wish (like nathantcash above) made a wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on May 21, 2012, 01:08:30 PM
Granted. Now everyone who forgot to make a wish wishes for pizzas falling from the sky and soon all the world is covered in pizzas.

I wish for a paper plane.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 21, 2012, 02:21:44 PM
granted. you get a papercut. I wish I would remember to wish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on May 21, 2012, 02:34:17 PM
Granted, but you forget about doing anything else.

I wish that my past wasn't full of torture...
(I wonder what that will end up in?)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 21, 2012, 04:43:23 PM
Granted. You are not prepared for the endless torture to come. I wish for a burrito


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on May 21, 2012, 10:19:33 PM
Granted. Enjoy your plastic burrito.

I wish for a mug.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on May 22, 2012, 06:20:07 AM
Granted, but you get mugged every day.

I wish for the Japanese symbol for ice.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 22, 2012, 06:06:45 PM
Granted. You hate it and try to commit suicide. I wish for world peace.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: supermariousa on May 28, 2012, 11:04:10 PM
The world becomes so peaceful life gets boring and eventually you kill yourself.
I wish nathantcashs personal test wasn't so bland and stoopid.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on May 29, 2012, 10:13:35 AM
granted, it is now MORE "bland and stoopid"

I wish that I could travel in the fourth spatial dimension at will (and only at will) safely.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 31, 2012, 12:29:32 AM
You travel safely but die as there is no food. I wish that this wish can't make anything
undesirable happen.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Wonkyth on May 31, 2012, 03:13:30 AM
Granted, but it doesn't do anything desirable either.
I wish chocolate wasn't so expensive.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on May 31, 2012, 04:09:12 AM
Granted, it's cheap but the ingredients required to make it isn't...
I wish everyone would stop calling SuperX46 "child."


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Wonkyth on May 31, 2012, 04:55:27 AM
Granted already.

I wish there were more uses of the word "spanner".


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on May 31, 2012, 09:00:37 AM
Granted, but now there were less uses of the word "wrench."

I wish Pokémon Conquest was on my computer, even if it's a ".nds" file.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 31, 2012, 11:18:51 AM
Granted. It give your cpu a virus


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on May 31, 2012, 03:57:44 PM
You didn't make a wish.
I wish Pokémon Conquest's region wasn't in the shape of Arceus, but in the shape of a Pikachu.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on May 31, 2012, 03:59:46 PM
Damn! I always forget. Granted. Everyone hates it. I wish that my wish would have no consequences whatsoever and nothing undesirable would come of it


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: supermariousa on June 07, 2012, 03:08:11 PM
Granted! Bad stuff happens to you anyway!
I wish for DEATH TO THE FLOWA!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 07, 2012, 03:30:08 PM
Granted! Bad stuff happens to you anyway!
I wish for DEATH TO THE FLOWA!

3) you must give them what they wish for. (If they wish for a dog, you can't give them a wolf that wants to eat them)

4) You can't do totally random stuff (if they wish for a pizza, you can't have them get attacked by a monkey)

The flower dies and you cry. I wish that spelunky for XBLA would get ported to pc


Title: My wish is the next poster's command
Post by: Shane on June 07, 2012, 03:41:49 PM
Granted, but it's so terrible that you play the original PC version instead.

I wish that I destroy every song that I try to make using OrgMaker.
(try granting that; it's already true! ;D)

4) You can't do totally random stuff (if they wish for a pizza, you can't have them get attacked by a monkey)
Not even if the pizza has banana on it?


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 07, 2012, 05:18:51 PM
Granted, you regret your decision to do so. I wish I had an xbox


Title: Re: My wish is the next poster's command
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 07, 2012, 07:11:11 PM
Granted, but it's so terrible that you play the original PC version instead.

I wish that I destroy every song that I try to make using OrgMaker.
(try granting that; it's already true! ;D)

4) You can't do totally random stuff (if they wish for a pizza, you can't have them get attacked by a monkey)
Not even if the pizza has banana on it?

ONLY if they are in a place where a loss monkey might logicly be (and becuse these wishes have no setting, unless their wish includes being in a forest with monkeys o a zoo where the animals got out.... it doesn't

Granted, you regret your decision to do so. I wish I had an xbox

granted, it's a broken xbox (-360)

I wish I knew the wish that would make me the happestest


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 07, 2012, 10:59:35 PM
Granted. You forget it. I wish I could fly


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 08, 2012, 12:33:37 AM
Granted. You forget it. I wish I could fly
Granted you can't land

(you could of totaly ruined my  wish better... D:)

I wish that everyone both before and after would live together happily forever


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 08, 2012, 02:15:20 AM
Granted, but everyone inbetween wouldn't live together happily forever. (don't know what's between before and after)

Burn rule 7, it's all annihilated :-\

I wish I never attacked a ragdoll with a sword (in the past).
(reason: I attacked a ragdoll with the sword and the sword broke in four or five pieces.)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 08, 2012, 04:03:24 AM
I wish everyone was truly happy


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 08, 2012, 05:59:11 AM
Granted, everybody literally explodes of happiness.

I wish for acid rain.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 08, 2012, 06:01:43 AM
Granted, but everything that the acid rain falls onto melts.

I wish somebody on these forums has finished Grandia 2.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 08, 2012, 09:17:22 AM
Granted. it's you and you still don't have someone to talk about it

I wish I had wolverines healing powers


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 08, 2012, 10:02:28 AM
granted but you don't have his "can't get cancer" powers and get cancer. everywhere. and turn into a giant ball of cancer.

I wish I that wasn't so offenive


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 08, 2012, 10:26:33 AM
Granted, but even when playing video games you don't kill anything.

I wish that my ungranted wish (last post of the previous page, I think) is granted.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 08, 2012, 01:08:04 PM
Sorry. Granted. You cut your hand off with the sword a year later. I wish I was dictator of the world


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 08, 2012, 10:58:06 PM
Granted, but the people hate you and soon you land on the street.

I wish for a wrench.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 09, 2012, 03:31:13 AM
Granted, but it's very big and very heavy.

I wish that I could sprite better than ever.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 09, 2012, 07:10:17 AM
Granted, but everybody hates your work.

I wish for some fresh air.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 09, 2012, 11:10:11 AM
granted. You are used to polluted air and hate it. I wish I was a billionaire


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Wonkyth on June 09, 2012, 11:28:59 AM
Granted, you now have to perform with Bruno Mars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw). I wish I could do ok on an exam for once.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 09, 2012, 12:27:26 PM
Granted. You get put in ap. I wish I had an unlimited supply of Swedish Fish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 09, 2012, 01:09:50 PM
 Granted, you have now lots of rotten fish.
I wish for a sun.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 09, 2012, 02:12:43 PM
Granted. It burns you. I wish for eternal life without aging


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 04:10:15 AM
Granted, but you are young forever.

I wish for... SQUIRRELS!!?!!! :D

That's was a joke obviously :)



I wish for Yu-Gi-Oh! cards!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 10, 2012, 11:13:31 AM
Granted, you got 5511 identical cards.

I wish for
A STICKMAN


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 12:01:31 PM
Granted. He changes color so many times you have a seizure. I wish team fortress 2 didn't lag.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 12:02:16 PM
Granted, but now it crashes every time you open it.

I wish Chrono Trigger had DS sequels that sucked.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 12:08:43 PM
Granted. They are awesome. I wish I had a yoyo


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 12:10:43 PM
G R A N T E D... but the rope-thing breaks in half.

I wish that I knew something that nobody knew other than me, since they don't know what I know they know they don't know. :)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 12:12:09 PM
Granted. Keeping a secret kills you. I wish I had Game Maker Studio so I could develop for the Iphone


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 12:15:43 PM
Granted, but it's full of bugs.

I wish I will never be tortured in my life ever again.
(I'm referring to the five-year-long grounded punishment that I almost got earlier this year)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 12:23:25 PM
I wish I will never be tortured in my life ever again.
(I'm referring to the five-year-long grounded punishment that I almost got earlier this year)

What was the punishment! Or is there even one?

Granted. But torture is all you are used to so you die. I wish that I got Game Maker Studio and it didn't have bugs


Title: Wish thread: INVISIBLE TEXT DETECTED
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 02:18:38 PM
Granted, but it's a beta version.

I wish that my computer didn't automatically stop downloads when it wanted to and then destroy it as though it didn't exist, only to enrage me so that I destroy a ragdoll or something. :-\


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 02:48:25 PM
Granted. But it downloads stuff you dont want it to. I wish I was canadian


Title: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 02:49:45 PM
*gets in a rage*
Granted, but nobody wants you in Canada.


I wish somebody made the Aqua Wish song for ORG format :-\


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 02:50:20 PM
*gets in a rage*
Granted, but nobody wants you in Canada.


I wish somebody made the Aqua Wish song for ORG format :-\

I did make a wish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 02:51:50 PM
When you were editing your post I was posting. :-\
Guess speed wins again!

I wish for something that won't annoy my friends.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 02:54:06 PM
Granted. That thing is you dying. (jk). I wish I was Canadian


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 02:55:56 PM
Granted, but now Canadians doesn't want you in the country.

I wish somebody made the Aqua Wish song for ORG format :-\


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 02:57:32 PM
Granted. It hurts your ears. I wish for pizza


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 03:00:07 PM
Granted, but you get attacked by everyone around you who wants the pizza.

(ha, no monkey! :D)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 03:02:05 PM
I hate non wish makers.  ;) I wish for cheese


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 03:04:30 PM
Oh f**k.
That's because the television channel decided to move something I watch an hour earlier. >:(

Granted, but you get chased by mice. ;)

I wish that SABC2 (the tv channel) didn't move everything around like they wished (in this case, switching Hercules The Legendary Journeys and Smallville).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 03:05:50 PM
They shut down. I wish I had a Ps3


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 03:06:48 PM
Granted, but your parents don't allow you to play PS3 games.

I wish this thread had no rules... :-\
(except for the no-dying and no-killing rules)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 03:10:17 PM
Granted. I answer every wish with yellow. I wish for a pet monkey


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 10, 2012, 03:13:05 PM
Granted, but the monkey is going bananas.

I wish I knew 75^10.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 10, 2012, 04:47:08 PM
Granted but it's the only thing you know

I wish for chocolate rain

@Shane smallville is beast I own every season but ten


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 10, 2012, 08:40:47 PM
granted. You are allergic to chocolate. I wish for a bj........... Its banana Juice you sicko!





Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 10, 2012, 10:11:38 PM
granted. You are allergic to chocolate. I wish for a bj........... Its banana Juice you sicko!





Ok, it's made from rotten bananas. also a guy does evil things to you, and bites, no this doesn't happen, breaks the rules

I wish for a picture of a giant robot that can't fly punching of plane (and the plane is flying)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 10, 2012, 10:39:35 PM
Granted, but you got blinded and you can't enjoy the beauty of your picture.

I wish for nothing.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 10, 2012, 11:11:40 PM
You get nothing, the only part of your existence left is that witch can see what happens, and horror, you can feel the nothing for all time, and no time at all, for it is everything to you. you suffer. oh how you suffer. Worse then having a mouth and not being able to scream, you have no brain to understand how much pain you feel, yet you still feel it.

All of it.

you can't understand even yourself how much pain there is.

how much saddness.

the nothing is everywhere

you are the nothing

there is nothing but suffering

you are also emo now

I wish for white text


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Wonkyth on June 11, 2012, 12:26:28 AM
GRANTED!
I wish for a chocolate-coated pie.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 11, 2012, 04:51:20 AM
Granted, but when you get it, it seems to be thrown to your face by an invisible force.

I wish for black text.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 11, 2012, 05:51:24 AM
Granted. Black is worse than white. (jk). I wish for pizza and a monkey


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 11, 2012, 07:00:39 AM
Granted, but the monkey runs away and gives the pizza to your neighbors.

I wish Balrog (from Cave Story) was based on a toaster and not a bar of soap :-\


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 11, 2012, 07:03:04 AM
Granted. Cavestory gets horrible reviews. I wish I had MW3


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 11, 2012, 07:06:42 AM
Granted, I guess (I don't know what MW3 is).
But it is full of bugs.

I wish I remember everything that I have forgotten... including my horrible past.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: supermariousa on June 11, 2012, 07:08:53 AM
Granted, I guess (I don't know what MW3 is).
But it is full of bugs.
OH WOW THE IRONY! MW3 IS FULL OF BUGS XD!
Anyway you remember everything, but you also forgot all the good things that happened to you.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 11, 2012, 07:09:52 AM
You didn't make a wish. Anyways... I wish I had a hot gf


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 11, 2012, 07:15:55 AM
Granted, she's on fire (literally)

I wish I had a plasma cannon


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 11, 2012, 07:18:48 AM
Granted, she's on fire (literally)

Nice!

You kill someone and are sent to jail. I wish I could move things with my mind


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 11, 2012, 07:36:39 AM
Granted, but instead of one thing at a time, you move everything at once.
I wish I wasn't in jail.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 11, 2012, 10:40:55 AM
Granted now you are in prison

I wish I could speak spanish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 11, 2012, 10:42:46 AM
Granted, but you forget English.

I wish I could uninstall only Steam so that I can reinstall it >:(


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 11, 2012, 11:36:03 AM
Granted. The reinstalled version crashes your cpu. (Go to control panel> add or remove programs> steam>uninstall). I wish I had an imac


Title: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 11, 2012, 11:37:59 AM
(Go to control panel> add or remove programs> steam>uninstall)
(http://i.imgur.com/cT1TB.png)
This is why I made that wish. That was the only thing open at the time.

Granted, but you don't know how to use it?
(I have no idea what an "imac" is)

I wish Gansbaai's municipality didn't cut off our water supply (they did)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 11, 2012, 11:41:03 AM
An imac is an awesome cpu made by apple. (restart your cpu then retry deleting it). Granted. I feel too bad for you to make something bad happen. I wish for power


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 11, 2012, 11:42:36 AM
Granted, but now you're trying to take over the world, and always get beaten by me, who somehow decided to oppose you using... a squirrel. :-\

I wish that I made a wish now.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 11, 2012, 11:52:21 AM
Granted. You wished for a zombie apocalypse. You die. I wish music was better than it is now a days


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 11, 2012, 01:03:14 PM
Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish that the side effect of wishes are negated.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 11, 2012, 01:06:09 PM
Granted but the thread gets boring and dies

I wish for side effects to wishes again


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 11, 2012, 01:45:22 PM
Granted. Your wish causes a troll to rise up and kill the elder panda


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 11, 2012, 10:37:00 PM
You didn't make a wish.

I wish for an old, broken car.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 12, 2012, 04:13:49 AM
Granted, it breaks at the touch of anything...

I wish I had a tame Pikachu nicknamed Raichu that can use Ice-type moves.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 12, 2012, 02:24:43 PM
He freezes you. I wish for a hippie dog


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 12, 2012, 02:43:53 PM
It seems like a normal dog, you can't tell he is a hippie, and he soils your floor a lot and bites guests, and eats a lot

I wish for the power to punch the target of my choice at any range with out them knowing I did it, safely


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 12, 2012, 04:01:54 PM
Granted. You punch so many people over time they all suspect it was different people and all out war begins. I wish I could beat anyone I wanted to at videogames without them getting mad at me.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 12, 2012, 04:34:41 PM
Granted. You punch so many people over time they all suspect it was different people and all out war begins. I wish I could beat anyone I wanted to at videogames without them getting mad at me.
Granted, you can beat any one at video games, but lose when playing a single game at a time. Also whenever you play someone you remove all emotion from them, leaving them mindless droins

I wish people remembered the rules and I didn't break one by making this post.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 12, 2012, 04:52:16 PM
This old wish topic got old, time for more rules.

Rules:

1) you can't kill people in granting the wish, or have people die. (or passively kill them, IE if they wish for money, you can't have them be crushed to death slowly by it)

2) you can't wish for people to die.

3) you must give them what they wish for. (If they wish for a dog, you can't give them a wolf that wants to eat them)

4) You can't do totally random stuff (if they wish for a pizza, you can't have them get attacked by a monkey)

5) The wish should end badly, but it doesn't have to be world ending, it could be small badness to.

6) falling to make a wish gives you a strike, 3 strikes your out.


7) You can't grant the wish of some one that just granted your wish (no back and forth)

I wish I had the power to teleport at will.

Which one did I brake?

You didn't make a wish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 13, 2012, 05:11:38 AM
You broke rule 7.
And you didn't wish ;)

I wish that wishes 4, 6 and 7 were removed.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Wonkyth on June 13, 2012, 05:45:39 AM
You get attacked by a monkey.

I wish for less stupid assignments.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 13, 2012, 10:31:41 AM
You get extremely difficult assigbments instead

I wish for ANARCHY!!


You get attacked by a monkey.

I wish for less stupid assignments.

But you broke the......
oh. Right no more rule 4


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 13, 2012, 11:02:34 AM
I throw the monk--
Wrong forum :-\

And granted, you get anarchy... in your house only.

@nathantcash:
marsgreekgod did make a wish.

I wish Mvskoke's avatar was the Spelunky protagonist... with a Plasma Cannon from Iji.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 13, 2012, 12:22:49 PM
Granted. Everyone hates his avatar and you are banned for recommending it to him. I wish I could live without eating


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 13, 2012, 10:44:30 PM
Granted, but your mouth is gone and you can't live without drinking, so it's horrible for you to drink through nose.

I wish for nathantcash.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 14, 2012, 05:04:08 AM
... Uhhh... granted? Now there are two of him on Earth?

I wish I was unbanned... at the cost of the ability to use the personal messenger.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 14, 2012, 07:13:43 AM
Granted, but you got perma-banned after being unbanned for wishing to be unbanned. And your personal messenger is gone.

I wish for AAA


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 14, 2012, 08:45:53 AM
Granted. You crash your car. I wish I was 10 feet tall


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 14, 2012, 08:50:49 AM
Granted but now people are scared of you.

I wish that I had a good idea that everybody on these forums and the Cave Story Tribute Site Forums will like.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 14, 2012, 09:52:22 AM
This old wish topic got old, time for more rules.

Rules:

1) you can't kill people in granting the wish, or have people die. (or passively kill them, IE if they wish for money, you can't have them be crushed to death slowly by it)

2) you can't wish for people to die.

3) you must give them what they wish for. (If they wish for a dog, you can't give them a wolf that wants to eat them)

4) You can't do totally random stuff (if they wish for a pizza, you can't have them get attacked by a monkey)

5) The wish should end badly, but it doesn't have to be world ending, it could be small badness to.

6) falling to make a wish gives you a strike, 3 strikes your out.


7) You can't grant the wish of some one that just granted your wish (no back and forth)

I wish I had the power to teleport at will.

Which one did I brake?

You didn't make a wish
That was my wish


7) You can't grant the wish of some one that just granted your wish (no back and forth)


Granted but now people are scared of you.

I wish that I had a good idea that everybody on these forums and the Cave Story Tribute Site Forums will like.
Granted, it's a great idea, but we have no way of making it happen, and you get slightly sad.


I wish that my L button was fixed on my ds with out anything else breaking


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 14, 2012, 10:03:44 AM
Granted, but somebody stole it.

I wish for Nether portal


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 14, 2012, 10:06:44 AM
Granted. You die in the hell that is the Nether. (Have you seriously not got this yet?) I wish I knew EVERYTHING


Title: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 14, 2012, 10:08:02 AM
Granted, but when you need to remember something you forget it. Ninja >:(
Also, you broke rules 1 and 2.

I wish the next wishes are in colours that are not Pokémon Black & White...


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 14, 2012, 11:40:55 AM
Granted. You die in the hell that is the Nether. (Have you seriously not got this yet?) I wish I knew EVERYTHING
Gee, I have even killed the ender dragon.

Granted. But nobody likes it, so you're banned.
I wish for a creeper.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 14, 2012, 11:45:54 AM
Also, you broke rules 1 and 2.

Nope :). His minecraft character died not him and I never wished for someone to die.

Granted. It blows up and kills your minecraft character. I wish for bubblegum


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 14, 2012, 11:57:11 AM
Granted, but somebody stole it.
technically breaks the rules (no random stuff) but no one follows that.

quote author=nathantcash link=topic=768.msg57641#msg57641 date=1339695954]
Also, you broke rules 1 and 2.

Granted. It blows up and kills your minecraft character. I wish for bubblegum
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granted, it's already been chewed by a creapy old guy .

I wish I pass my math class with an a


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 14, 2012, 12:02:41 PM
You dont get out for the summer? Granted. People think your an Asian and shun you


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 14, 2012, 12:04:47 PM
hes in college

I wish people wouldn't forget to wish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: EdenNov on June 14, 2012, 12:06:46 PM
Everyone wishes all the time, loosing touch in reality and stop modding spelunky :o
I wish to end global warming


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 14, 2012, 12:12:28 PM
Granted. Ice age begins again!
I wish for one good reason


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 14, 2012, 12:16:31 PM
Colleges usually get off too. I thought it was because he doesn't live in USA. Most other countries do not have summer break

Granted. You can't think of any more. I wish I would never forget to wish


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 14, 2012, 02:06:28 PM
Granted, but you forget other things like your surname.

I wish the "no random stuff" rule is removed -_-
It's seriously making wish-granting impossible :-\


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 14, 2012, 02:07:54 PM
A giant banana lands on your head

I wish for a million dollars


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 14, 2012, 02:23:52 PM
Granted. The IRS takes $400,000 of it for taxes. I wish I was a walrus


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 14, 2012, 02:28:09 PM
Well, if you really want to be a seahorse (that's what WordWeb says; the synonym of "walrus" is "seahorse")...
Granted... but you are used to being a human, thus you feel cold (can't really think of anything here :-\)

I wish Pokémon SoulSilver worked on Desmume without getting a black screen or freezing.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 14, 2012, 10:23:28 PM
Granted. It worked, but it had a lot of bugs and glitches and you hated it.

I wish for some metal music because I like it


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 14, 2012, 10:39:08 PM
Woot! You get it and like it. (not even going to try to betray my fav genre) I wish My Chemical Romance would still be touring when i'm 18 so I can go to one of their concerts.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 15, 2012, 07:09:26 AM
Granted, but you need a ticket and there are no other tickets.

I wish that I knew everything that is important for life. :-\
(I don't have anything else that I can think of because that will just get corrupted anyway)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 15, 2012, 12:36:03 PM
Granted, but you need a ticket and there are no other tickets.

I wish that I knew everything that is important for life. :-\
(I don't have anything else that I can think of because that will just get corrupted anyway)
Granted, you knew everything that is important, a long time ago, you can't remember it now ,Should of wished to KNOW rather then known.

I wish that I had 10040 more us dollars legally


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 15, 2012, 12:48:52 PM
Granted, but the us dollars are no more used, instead of them everybody uses euro, so your cash hasn't got any value

I wish for more Static-X albums available


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 15, 2012, 12:50:02 PM
*thank you for ninja'ing me, Mixer!*

Granted, but it's static.

I wish that everyone hated/hates my ORGs (music files used in Cave Story mods).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 15, 2012, 03:19:27 PM
I wish that everyone hated/hates my ORGs (music files used in Cave Story mods).

You always wish for depressing as shit stuff :(. Granted but they learn to like them. I wish for more smileys


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 15, 2012, 07:10:12 PM
Granted but they are all sad faced smilies :'( :-[ :'(

I wish for a device that can take me to other dimensions


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 15, 2012, 09:06:24 PM
Granted. You end up in hell. I wish this wish would yield no negative effects


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Wonkyth on June 15, 2012, 09:08:05 PM
Granted. It does nothing at all.
I wish for a giant bird.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 16, 2012, 12:22:22 AM
Granted, but it eats a lot of food.

I wish for 'All in Wait'


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on June 16, 2012, 03:34:46 AM
Granted... the entire planet waits for something. Which means nobody is working, or anything.

I wish that Wonkyth's avatar was green instead of red and that everyone hated it.

You always wish for depressing as shit stuff :(
Heh, it's one way to break the side-effect, I guess.
Not many people would think of wishing for the opposite ;D


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 16, 2012, 08:21:09 AM
Granted, everyone hate it so Wonkyth is angry and closes the forum.

I wish for Goofy


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 16, 2012, 09:43:56 PM
Wonkyth can't close the forums. Granted. He is too goofy :). I wish I was strong


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 17, 2012, 12:46:01 AM
Granted. But you're so strong that if you touch anything, it breaks. Including yourself.

I wish for soap bar.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 17, 2012, 10:22:26 AM
Granted, your in jail and it's on the floor in front of you

I wish for the power to summon evil minions that are perfectly loyal at will.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 17, 2012, 03:30:48 PM
Granted. They are loyal to you, but they kill your family. I wish I had every weapon in TF2


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 17, 2012, 03:56:08 PM
Your computer breaks and you cant use them

I wish for a deliciious and nutritious food


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 17, 2012, 04:39:11 PM
Granted. You its too good and you dont like normal food anymore. I wish I had a 12 pack of monster


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 17, 2012, 05:04:09 PM
You get 12 monsters that hunt in a pack they eat everything
i wish I wasnt a mossy


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 17, 2012, 06:33:11 PM
granted. Your considered a noob. I wish I was better at team fortress


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 17, 2012, 07:07:06 PM
Granted you are better at team fortress but get worse at team fortress 2


I wish for a puppy


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 17, 2012, 09:15:51 PM
granted. He bites you and you get rabies. I wish I was good at Team Fortress 2


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 18, 2012, 10:09:13 AM
Granted, but you're bad in everything else.

I wish for a bucket of water.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 18, 2012, 11:23:32 AM
granted. It has a virus in it. I wish for dr pepper


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on June 18, 2012, 12:08:56 PM
Granted but it spills on the floor cause you didnt wish for a cup or bottle

I wish for 1 million wishes


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 18, 2012, 12:16:18 PM
Granted. You make 1 million bad choices. I wish for 1 million views on youtube


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: EdenNov on June 18, 2012, 01:42:18 PM
Unfortunately they're all from a stalker that kidnaps you.
I wish for a better use of a wish than this one.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 18, 2012, 03:09:18 PM
granted. Its still bad. I wish for tacos


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: supermariousa on June 18, 2012, 07:09:35 PM
Granted! The taco turns into a creepy human and he anally rapes you.
I wish for BIG FUCKING GUN 9000 from Doom!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 18, 2012, 09:41:35 PM
Granted. You shoot yourself. I wish peanut butter tasted better


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 18, 2012, 10:34:34 PM
Granted, it tastes better since producent don't make it from peanuts.

I wish for data compiler.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 18, 2012, 10:40:54 PM
granted. Its glitched. I wish for personal safe spaceships


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 18, 2012, 11:11:21 PM
granted, ships safe for one person now exist, you don't have one though. and they cost way to much, due to people being stupid, space travel is declaed unsafe and all space expoing is stopped, dooming the human race


I wish I could throw make knives at will safely


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on June 19, 2012, 12:50:20 AM
Granted. You are safe but you hurt someone else. I wish I knew Visual Basic


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Mixer8421 on June 19, 2012, 11:11:46 AM
Granted, but it's the only think you know now.

I wish for no more Justin Bieber


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 19, 2012, 01:04:51 PM
Granted, but it's the only think you know now.

I wish for no more Justin Bieber
Granted, there is only the same amount of justion bieber forever, good job he lives forever now you jerk.


I wish for the power to give myself any power I want at will


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on July 07, 2012, 01:35:03 PM
Granted, but then you become mad with power.

After all, With great power comes great insanity (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity)

I wish to be on fire.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on July 09, 2012, 09:31:40 AM
Granted. You burn alive. I wish for money


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on August 07, 2012, 03:08:50 PM
Granted, you get munny*.

I wish I apologized for bumping this thread.

EDIT:
* It's the currency of the Kingdom Hearts world.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on August 07, 2012, 03:20:42 PM
You apology was accepted, but marsgreekgod got so angry for you to brake rule #3 that he permanantly banned you from the forums.

I wish I know Japanese.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on August 07, 2012, 03:57:58 PM
Granted. You forget english. I wish I had some dr pepper right now


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on August 07, 2012, 04:37:19 PM
Granted. You get a man named Dr. Pepper whose only medicine is pepper.

I wish I didn't need to go to sleep now so that I can post some more (it's midnight in South Africa).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on August 07, 2012, 04:58:14 PM
You stay on too late and crash the server. I wish for more wishes


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 07, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
granted, but they aren't magical wishes, you just want more stuff, stuff you can never have.

I wish for laser kittens.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on August 07, 2012, 09:11:04 PM
Granted one of them kills you. I wish to know everything that is good and to have a positive attitude.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on August 08, 2012, 02:00:30 AM
Granted, you where so positive you where positive even when bad stuff happens (like when your parents are murdered).

I wish NathanTCash would realised he broke rule 7.  :P


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on August 08, 2012, 03:15:06 AM
He broke two wishes, but he doesn't realize that he broke the other rule. So GRANTED.
(he broke the "no killing" and "no back and forth" rules)

I wish that the pieces of Valmar was chocolate...
(Grandia 2)



EDIT:
And his next post is void from wishes AND granting wishes at the moment.
He just broke two rules at once... or did he?
It could be his clone.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on August 08, 2012, 12:47:17 PM
That's my... 24th strike!!!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on August 08, 2012, 01:40:47 PM
*Waits for Nathan to grant Shane's wish and wishes himself*

 :P


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on August 08, 2012, 09:12:59 PM
Granted. You get sick. I wish someone would answer my question in the game maker help thread


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on August 09, 2012, 01:16:50 AM
Granted. That person answered, "I don't know". (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiteralGenie)

I wish Shane would realised he broke rule 5 and that NathanTCash would realise he broke rule 4.  :P


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on August 09, 2012, 02:52:15 AM
Granted, but now Shane gets amnesia and nathantcash loses any randomness that he has.

I wish KarjamP and marsgreekgod forgot all the rules for this forum game.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on August 11, 2012, 10:46:52 PM
Granted. The thread quickly dies. I wish these forums would get more quality users


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 12, 2012, 12:02:35 AM
gratned, but we get 12 times as bad members

I wish I had a 360 with spelunky legaly


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on August 12, 2012, 04:15:00 AM
Granted, but your sister plays on the Xbox for so long, you'd be dead when she allows you to play Spelunky.

I wish Shane knows he broke rule 4.  :P


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on August 12, 2012, 05:19:37 AM
Granted, but I break it anyway because I am random and thus it would be impossible for me to participate in this forum game without breaking the rule.


I wish rule 4 didn't apply to me.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 13, 2012, 10:51:53 AM
Granted, but your sister plays on the Xbox for so long, you'd be dead when she allows you to play Spelunky.

I wish Shane knows he broke rule 4.  :P
You also did break rule 4, also my sister doesn't play video games.

Granted, but I break it anyway because I am random and thus it would be impossible for me to participate in this forum game without breaking the rule.


I wish rule 4 didn't apply to me.
Granted, this breaking down of rule foe ends the game, making you slightly sad.

I wish for the best sunglasses ever


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on August 13, 2012, 11:39:12 AM
Granted. It's the you got the best sunglasses in the world.

But you can't wear it.

In fact, you'd have to protect it in tight security to prevent it from being stolen from you.

I wish Mars Greek God would forgive me for braking the rules while being overzealous. (http://fc01.deviantart.net/images/i/2003/46/6/4/Anime_Sweatdrop_Emoticon_v2b)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on August 20, 2012, 11:39:57 PM
Granted. He forgives you but punishes you anyways. I wish life were simple


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on August 21, 2012, 03:39:15 AM
Granted, life is so simple that everyone's bored.

I wish there existed a super-awesome Pokémon and Dragon Ball Z crossover named Pokémon Z.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 21, 2012, 11:47:29 AM
granted, it gets sued by the makers of both and you never see 99% of it, just the most epic trailer ever made.

I wish they had put out the megaman legends 3ds demo


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on August 21, 2012, 12:10:43 PM
Granted, but it's too expensive for anyone to buy.

I wish for the knowledge of Japanese.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Shane on August 21, 2012, 12:17:01 PM
Granted, but it comes at a cost: you forget the knowledge of English.

I wish marsgreekgod, Wonkyth, and all the other Mossmouth staff members had this:
(http://i.imgur.com/9TU6k.png)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on August 21, 2012, 02:53:34 PM
Granted they accidently break it hurting your feelings since you worked hard on it. I wish the rumors of a brony south park episode were true


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on March 27, 2013, 07:00:42 AM
Granted, but it turns out to be shit.

I wish for this topic to get revived.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on March 27, 2013, 12:55:28 PM
Granted, but everyone posts sucky wishes.

I wish for the stars.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on March 27, 2013, 03:37:50 PM
Granted, all the stars in the universe converge onto earth. Everyone dies

I wish for a pizza


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on March 30, 2013, 05:10:01 AM
Granted, all the stars in the universe converge onto earth. Everyone dies
1) you can't kill people in granting the wish, or have people die. (or passively kill them, IE if they wish for money, you can't have them be crushed to death slowly by it)

That said, I wish my computer didn't suck and could actually play Far Cry 3 and stuff without lag.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on March 30, 2013, 06:37:03 AM
Granted, your computer became so high tech that you have to put it in a safe in order for it to not get stolen.

I wish for (http://mossmouth.com/forums/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Wonkyth on March 30, 2013, 09:29:07 AM
Don't we all!  ^_^

I wish for an extension on my assignment.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 02, 2013, 08:27:08 AM
Granted. It's extended by one nanosecond.

I wish for :spl-dude: to :spl-dams: without :spl-shop:.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 02, 2013, 09:13:07 AM
Granted, but both of them ran away to get married, have kids and died happily ever after while they both antagonize you by trying to kill you and trying to steal your money.

I wish for nothing.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: IFapToYourSister on April 02, 2013, 12:41:24 PM
You get a picture of Purple Karjam getting raped up the ass.

I wish for ice.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Subscriber01236 on April 02, 2013, 12:43:11 PM
You get a picture of Purple Karjam getting raped up the ass.

I wish for ice.
Granted *teleports you to the South Pole*

I wish for TF2 Hats


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 02, 2013, 01:34:06 PM
You get every Team Fortress 2 hat in existence, which means your neighborhood is so filled with hats that they have to chunk it into the ocean.

And it'll take years to do so.

And everyone in your neighborhood, including you, would have nowhere else to stay.

I wish for stuff.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: kj979 on April 02, 2013, 03:15:47 PM
You get every Team Fortress 2 hat in existence, which means your neighborhood is so filled with hats that they have to chunk it into the ocean.

And it'll take years to do so.

And everyone in your neighborhood, including you, would have nowhere else to stay.

I wish for stuff.

You are stuffed, i.e. a stuffed animal.

I wish for happiness, but not to the point of stupidity. (if that's against the rules, then just happiness)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Subscriber01236 on April 02, 2013, 03:20:48 PM
You get every Team Fortress 2 hat in existence, which means your neighborhood is so filled with hats that they have to chunk it into the ocean.

And it'll take years to do so.

And everyone in your neighborhood, including you, would have nowhere else to stay.

I wish for stuff.
WHY WOULD YOU GET RID OF PERFECTLY GOOD HATS THAT COULD HAVE A GREAT FUTURE AHEAD OF THEM WHEN THEY COULD LIVE HAPPILY WITH ME AND MY RICHNESS.

Anyway back to the whole Wish thread thing

You now are happy as you can be and everyone loves you :D (as if they already don't :3)

I wish for confidence and not being shy most of the time :3


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 02, 2013, 03:46:06 PM
Granted, you were so outgoing that you want to be with everyone all the time, including those bloodthirsty aliens from outer space, and you're so confidant that you will do very dangerous stunts easily like jumping off the building just to prove to your friends that you will survive.

Yet, somehow, you aren't dead yet.

I wish for an error.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Subscriber01236 on April 02, 2013, 04:15:02 PM
Granted, you were so outgoing that you want to be with everyone all the time, including those bloodthirsty aliens from outer space, and you're so confidant that you will do very dangerous stunts easily like jumping off the building just to prove to your friends that you will survive.

Yet, somehow, you aren't dead yet.

I wish for an error.

Congratualtion you have got a new UIA78R Q3YQMN0FV893U 0498QMY40Q23GB-4Q=3O0-Q34IOQ3H9-Q3U4YJH8Q3M04G-Q3789G4AWYIRB79WA8304-8Q-120 N-B-=-=V2QO2QO4 NQA2981Q844R9Q8424189Q2NB  N78Y9Q894Y6 Q2476Q37490Q3 5Q863 Q Q3 Q3-= QA-=Q A-Q04Q29-Q094-3` `8 Y80H9[- AND HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3

I wish for MONEY!!!


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 02, 2013, 04:17:05 PM
7) You can't grant the wish of some one that just granted your wish (no back and forth)

:P


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: kj979 on April 02, 2013, 05:25:33 PM
You now are happy as you can be and everyone loves you :D (as if they already don't :3)

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120405092931/olympians/images/thumb/1/14/Happy-oh-stop-it-you-l.png/1226px-Happy-oh-stop-it-you-l.png


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Taylor, The Eternal Oblivion on April 03, 2013, 03:43:41 PM
Granted, Subscriber01236, KarjamP and kj979 all get money. However, it is coated in a deadly poison.

I wish Shane was here at these forums.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 09, 2013, 07:47:30 AM
Granted, but he's turned into a jerkass by now.

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Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 09, 2013, 08:36:47 AM
I wish this sentence wasn't backwards.

.won sdrawkcab si ecnetnes siht tub ,detnarG

I wish for nothing.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on April 09, 2013, 12:04:12 PM
You get a picture of Purple Karjam getting raped up the ass.

You already did that one.

You get nothing. Ever. You no longer receive anything. So you get no more money or food.

I wish for a chicken


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Taylor, The Eternal Oblivion on April 09, 2013, 02:57:02 PM
You get latex gloves. They are made from rubber and inside, are the insides of a dead chicken. It is also constantly chased by living chickens that will kill whoever wears those gloves.

I wish for a Shaymin.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 10, 2013, 01:23:39 AM
You get a Shaymin that hated you after you started feeding it herbs.

I wish for Shane to return to both of his forums.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 11, 2013, 07:53:55 AM
Granted. He stays for one nanosecond and ruins.

I wish this sentence didn't abruptly


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Wonkyth on April 12, 2013, 07:43:42 AM
Granted, but

I wish I wasn't about to finish this book. :(


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 12, 2013, 07:46:38 AM
Granted, your work is destroyed.

I wish for a packet of yummy Doritos.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2013, 07:47:57 AM
Granted. As you devour the ambrosia incognito, a dorito gets stuck in your throat. Seriously, have you ever had that happen to you? It sucks.

I wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Taylor, The Eternal Oblivion on April 12, 2013, 07:55:19 AM
You feel sick and end up in hospital.

I wish avatars had a maximum size of 270 x 270 here.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on April 12, 2013, 08:48:45 AM
Granted your avatar is now incompatable.

I wish I find $20 on the ground


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2013, 08:54:32 AM
Granted. It turns out to be counterfeit. Have fun in prison!

I wish school actually taught me something useful.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 12, 2013, 09:08:46 AM
Granted. It taught you how to rob banks.

Have fun in prison!

I wish for this sentence's wish to be corrupted.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Taylor, The Eternal Oblivion on April 12, 2013, 09:25:42 AM
Granted, you end up evil.

I wish that more people joined the free form RPG of the Dragon Riders planning forums.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2013, 11:44:50 AM
Granted, but it turns out they suck at it.

I wish for unlimited wishes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 12, 2013, 11:51:07 AM
Granted.

You now can't stop wishing for stuff!

Worse of all, they all can't come true!

I wish for TV Tropes.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on April 15, 2013, 01:03:38 PM
You get it but then realize it is stupid. I wish I could eat pizza.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Taylor, The Eternal Oblivion on April 15, 2013, 02:07:51 PM
Granted, you can eat pizza, but every time you do, a friend of yours ends up with an illness that can't be cured.

I wish EVERYBODY WAS PATIENT.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: IFapToYourSister on April 15, 2013, 02:08:30 PM
Granted, everyone fists you up your vagina.

I wish for ice cream.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on April 15, 2013, 04:12:44 PM
You get ice cream. But no bowl. The ice cream falls on the ground and splatters everywhere.

I wish for a cherry limeade


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 15, 2013, 06:24:02 PM
You get it. But no bottle. It has predictable results.

I wish for mountain dew in a bottle.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on April 15, 2013, 06:31:20 PM
Granted. The bottle is cracked and all of it spills. I wish for $100 with no added consequences.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 16, 2013, 04:31:29 AM
Granted, but they're Zimbabwean dollars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwean_dollar), so you can't spend them.

I wish Super wouldn't be so mean to Shane.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on April 16, 2013, 07:50:58 AM
Granted hes meaner

I wish Shane didnt think people hated him. Just because they start a new game


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: IFapToYourSister on April 16, 2013, 07:55:49 AM
Granted, your wish comes true and no bad side effect happens.

I wish that I could fly.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2013, 07:57:45 AM
Granted. However, flying tires you out very fast, as you discover as you try to fly up to your roof. You sprain your ankle.

I wish I was a psionic.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 16, 2013, 09:23:36 AM
Granted, you get mad with power.

I wish Super would know he broke rule#5 in this forum game (unless he thinks differently of the word "should" (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExactWords)):

Quote from: Game Rules
5) The wish should end badly, but it doesn't have to be world ending, it could be small badness to.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: hyperme on April 16, 2013, 09:26:01 AM
Granted. This causes a time paradox. The world is consumed in a void of destruction! Oh noes!

I wish for frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on April 16, 2013, 03:28:00 PM
Granted, the lazer sharks from pocket god are given to you and they eat you.

I wish Karjam would realize that Should leaves open the possibility to abandon the rule and still be in compliance.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2013, 05:39:42 PM
Granted, but everyone beats the shit out of you because loophole. You have to go to the hospital.

I wish.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 18, 2013, 12:32:04 AM
You get.

I wish to know who Should is:

I wish Karjam would realize that Should leaves open the possibility to abandon the rule and still be in compliance.

(BTW, I realized that, that's why I said "how you interpret the world 'Should'" in one of my posts. :P ).


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 18, 2013, 07:43:35 PM
You get.

I wish to know who Should is:

I wish Karjam would realize that Should leaves open the possibility to abandon the rule and still be in compliance.

(BTW, I realized that, that's why I said "how you interpret the world 'Should'" in one of my posts. :P ).

You release should is a cuthlulu like monster that drives mean to madness just by knowing who he is.

have fun :D

I wish  I could have this wish help me with no negative effects to anyone I care about


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on April 18, 2013, 07:49:43 PM
You die. You don't care about yourself as your always depressed. I wish I could find the rarest hat in tf2


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Skoke on April 18, 2013, 09:45:52 PM
You do. TF3 comes out, everyone stops playing TF2. And your items dont carry over

I wish for a monkey


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 19, 2013, 02:11:11 AM
The monkey causes chaos in your house.

I wish Nathan would know that the rules forbid one from killing people in wishes:

1) you can't kill people in granting the wish, or have people die. (or passively kill them, IE if they wish for money, you can't have them be crushed to death slowly by it)


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Nathan on April 19, 2013, 06:37:10 PM
Granted. He breaks them anyways and you die :D (I couldn't resist). I wish source would make a new engine


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: Audioworm on April 20, 2013, 11:12:17 AM
Granted. It's horribly shitty and they won't go back to using the old one.

I wish this text didn't keep on changing color.


Title: Re: Your wish is my command (NEW RULE)
Post by: KarjamP on April 20, 2013, 11:41:47 AM
Granted, now this text's white, and doesn't change back to black (except the smiley). :P

I wish Nathan would know I get his joke.