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Title: Postal 2
Post by: CaSoDaN on July 29, 2013, 11:04:01 PM
WARNING!!! If you dislike violent or bloody games then don't play this.

Postal 2 is an extremely fun game where you get to shove guns up a cats ass and use the cat as a silencer. You can also kill random innocent people by burning them to death, decapitating them with shovels, exploding their heads with shotguns, etc.
Some of my favorite things to do in it include: Going into random places like police departments, arcades, or supermarkets and just shooting up everyone inside. It also has some missions you can do, but I prefer just killing everyone :)
I also like beating the corpes of my victims with shovels and my feet. :)
Oh and did I mention at any time you can unzip your pants and piss on things.
I especially like knocking my victim to the floor, but they aren't dead, they are totally alive, but they are so hurt they can't get up. So I just piss on them, and beat them to death with a a baton after that :)


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Moloch on July 30, 2013, 04:43:01 AM
I simply don't play Postal 2 cuz it's a bad game.


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Wonkyth on July 30, 2013, 05:26:52 AM
Postal was terrible, but Postal 2 had some good moments. I don't regret playing it (unlike the former), but I'm certainly okay with never playing it again. ^_^


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Moloch on July 30, 2013, 07:10:55 AM
Well I was sort of just joking with SuperX46 about saying a game is bad without saying why. I played Postal 1 and 2 when they were new... the first one was more of an arcade-y isometric side scroller, I didn't think it was bad. The problem I had with Postal 2 was the LONG load times between the small areas. Maybe they aren't as noticeable now that computers are faster.


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Subscriber01236 on July 30, 2013, 07:37:04 AM
You forgot to mention you can go through the entire game without killing anybody


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Arucard on July 30, 2013, 03:34:40 PM
May as well not play it if you'd do that. I don't think I could ever play it myself, but I watched an LP and enjoyed it. Seems way too repetitive for me though, and I'm not personally into the whole rampage and kill a lot of stuff style, which is really this games strong point. That and a whole lot of cheeky political and social commentary.

Also, I'm pretty sure the first Postal was a top-down shooter, not side-scroller. I think it also gave you no choice in actually 'going postal' as opposed to the second.


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: CaSoDaN on July 30, 2013, 03:39:45 PM
I just like murdering innocent people for fun. It's really funny seeing the people around them scream, knowing that they will be my next victim in a matter of seconds :)


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Moloch on July 30, 2013, 07:59:15 PM
Also, I'm pretty sure the first Postal was a top-down shooter, not side-scroller. I think it also gave you no choice in actually 'going postal' as opposed to the second.

Yeah that's right, I think I was imagining it more limited like a Double Dragon or Golden Axe style moving to the right, but it was more open than that. It's hard to find gameplay videos of the first game because so many Postal 2 vids, but here's the first level:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDemhscUclA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgTeQjTLvpk


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Nathan on July 30, 2013, 11:01:46 PM
No one has a problem with the pissing on people?


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: CaSoDaN on July 30, 2013, 11:58:07 PM
No one has a problem with the pissing on people?
No because believe it or not: some people have a sense of humor! *gasp!* yeah I know it's really shocking that some people in the world aren't actually as boring as you.


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Sarge on July 31, 2013, 12:10:21 AM
I thought the title has misspelled the game Portal 2, but when I search the name, it came up as a real game. :P



Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Wonkyth on July 31, 2013, 02:32:14 AM
Pissing on people was basically the reason Postal 2 exists . Very helpful if you catch on fire, too, as it lets you extinguish yourself. ^_^


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Subscriber01236 on July 31, 2013, 05:48:34 AM
But this is actually the worst game ever.
Want to know why?
YOU CAN'T  PISS IN OUR OWN MOUTH AND DRINK IT BEAR GRYLLS STYLE


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Wonkyth on July 31, 2013, 09:11:21 AM
Why would you want to? You have STDs.


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Arucard on July 31, 2013, 01:34:21 PM
Exactly, you already have them so no big deal, right? Also, because you hate yourself.

So let's talk about the Postal movie, anybody seen that? I thought it was Sir Uwe Boll's best interpretation of a video game. In the fact that it was extremely similar to the game in tone and humor, even down to the point of him satirizing himself.


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: CaSoDaN on July 31, 2013, 02:02:32 PM
I like killing people!


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Audioworm on December 02, 2013, 10:50:43 AM
This is the only game I have played where you can murder a terrorist with a shovel, then set his corpse on fire and urinate on it.


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Nathan on December 02, 2013, 11:59:43 PM
This seems like it creates psychopaths....


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Skoke on December 03, 2013, 08:41:18 AM
You sound like a concerned parent who wont let his kid play GTA


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Whooper1222 on December 03, 2013, 10:18:08 AM
GTA V: "Penises, Marijuana and much more..."

Yes, parents should be concerned.


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Michelle Johnson on December 09, 2013, 03:18:56 AM
I just like murdering innocent people for fun. It's really funny seeing the people around them scream, knowing that they will be my next victim in a matter of seconds :)

Son. I think you need to see a therapist. Like, now.


Now.


Title: Re: Postal 2
Post by: Whooper1222 on December 09, 2013, 06:31:18 AM
I'm therapist. If you know what I mean.