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Title: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 03:19:14 PM
Good GAWSH I spit these games out like crazy.

Anyways, rules:
The first person says what they insert, then the next person says what they get, then they post what they insert.

Examples:

Audioworm333: *Inserts a coin*
Marsgreekgod: You get two coins back! :D I insert a shiny nickel.
Sudonimus: You get a fist in the face. *Inserts sunlight*

I'll start with this:

*Inserts mustard*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 10, 2010, 03:31:11 PM
You get ketchup!!
*Inserts video game cartridge*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 03:36:44 PM
You get a 360!

Inserts someone's soul.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 03:47:10 PM
The Grim Reaper pops out and says, "Thanks for saving me the trouble!"

*Inserts Black Mesa*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 04:17:19 PM
Get portal gun?

*inserts self*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 04:18:06 PM
The machine spits you back out.

*Inserts a SANDVICH*
Heavy: NOOOOOOO!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 04:30:39 PM
Heavy rips back it out

*inserts a wish*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 10, 2010, 04:33:53 PM
Your wish is granted, in reverse

*inserts a bomb*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Doobinn on April 10, 2010, 04:39:49 PM
You got a nuke!

*inserts Superman 64*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 10, 2010, 04:47:13 PM
.you get... nothing

*inserts nothing*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
The machine spat out a card that said,

"You gave me nothing, so I give you nothing.
Wait I gave you this card CRAAAAAAA-"
*Inserts a soft drink*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 05:15:40 PM
Get 75 cents

Insert the cat that says "you gave me nothing..."


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 06:03:14 PM
The machine spits out another card that says "Fine." and you get a soda.

*Inserts lime-flavored seltzer*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 06:07:15 PM
you get a lime and a seltzer

*puts in evil death spelunky*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 06:07:50 PM
You get "Hero Life Spelunky."

*Inserts nothing*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 06:16:17 PM
Nothing happens....

*Inserts the act of inserting*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 10, 2010, 06:33:02 PM
P-P-P-PARADOX!

*Inserts an air molecule*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: TailorTF on April 10, 2010, 08:32:06 PM
You get a black hole.
Inserts Salsa from Mother 3.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ipwnu1337 on April 10, 2010, 08:37:53 PM
You get Giygas, the giant space-fetus, from Earthbound!

Inserts a torrent file.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 10, 2010, 09:22:49 PM
Gets a fbi warning

Inserts a note asking "please? I really need it!"


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 11, 2010, 02:30:39 AM
You got the portable toilet!

I insert my old programming books.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ipwnu1337 on April 11, 2010, 09:34:15 AM
You get a whole collection BASIC books.

I insert a viking helmet, a whip made from clown skin, and an insanely spicy bean burrito.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 11, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
you get a bean burrito, with shredded viking horns for beans, and clown skin for the tortilla. you get spicy clown blood splatted all over you aswell

*inserts a tv*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ipwnu1337 on April 11, 2010, 10:00:08 AM
You get a tarnished vest!

I insert an apple.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 11, 2010, 10:06:01 AM
You got the Apple Tree!

I inserted Spelunky


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ipwnu1337 on April 11, 2010, 10:13:28 AM
A large cave dispenses from the machine, crushing you.

I insert a monkey.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 11, 2010, 10:27:00 AM
You get a bunch of monkey fur.

I insert a shiny dime.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 11, 2010, 10:43:15 AM
 You got a ghost (http://en.allexperts.com/q/Paranormal-Phenomena-3278/Finding-dimes.htm)!  :o

I inserted my cat "Lady".


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 11, 2010, 11:25:45 AM
You get a catgirl?

I wonder how we put such large things in it, and put in a note asking about it.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 11, 2010, 11:31:22 AM
The machine replied, "I defy even space!"

I've put in my Pokemon Pearl game.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 11, 2010, 11:44:35 AM
The machine spat it back out. Pokemon sucks!

I insert a shiny nickel.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 11, 2010, 12:40:16 PM
You get 2 dull pennies.

I insert a dead Pokemon corpse thing.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 11, 2010, 12:46:16 PM
Pokemon blood and Pokemon guts fly out of the machine.

*Inserts a coin*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 11, 2010, 01:29:05 PM
gets a soda. a good deal!

Inserts a question.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 11, 2010, 02:32:16 PM
You get an answer.

*Inserts a soda*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 11, 2010, 02:47:28 PM
Gets a...
QUSIERER?

what is this I don't even... *blows up*


Inserts a verb


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ipwnu1337 on April 11, 2010, 03:08:36 PM
You get a noun.

I insert scrapple jacks.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 11, 2010, 03:44:53 PM
The machine does not know what "scrapple jacks" are and you get an apology note.

*Inserts my evil lair hidden in plain sight*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Kirby on April 11, 2010, 04:03:56 PM
You get a nice restaurant that is called "My Evil Lair."

I insert a Pokemon..


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ipwnu1337 on April 11, 2010, 05:35:38 PM
You get a kapala.  And a note from Kali: Thank you for sacrificing that pokemon!  It was worth 16 favor.  Here is your reward for reaching 16 favor!

I insert a coupon for a cereal called "Scrapple Jacks"  It's a cereal made out of meat.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 11, 2010, 06:14:41 PM
You get the amount of money that coupon would save you for buying Scrapple Jacks.

*Inserts Tetris*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Hayden on April 11, 2010, 06:47:01 PM
You get a block.

*Inserts pie*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Kirby on April 11, 2010, 06:49:51 PM
Out comes some manure!
Guess it was cow pie.

*inserts Redwall*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 11, 2010, 07:38:37 PM
You get Mossflower. ;D

*Inserts Black Mesa*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: grieck on April 11, 2010, 08:16:10 PM
You get a Black House

Inserts fingernail.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 11, 2010, 08:18:31 PM
Gets a punch to the face.

Inserts a dream


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 11, 2010, 09:01:11 PM
You get a nightmare - anything spelunky-related disappears off the face of the earth.

*inserts a camera beard + Baker Boy*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 12, 2010, 08:28:50 AM
You got a nice picture of Baker Boy with his autograph on it.

I insert my snott.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 12, 2010, 09:53:43 AM
the vending Machine tackles you.

inserts a web comic.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2010, 11:24:12 AM
You get shredded paper.

*Inserts :-**


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 12, 2010, 01:38:53 PM
you get a girlfriend

*inserts a machete*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2010, 01:49:41 PM
You get a Kapala.

*Inserts Cave Story*
CRAP MY FAVE GAME!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 12, 2010, 05:03:24 PM
You get cave story 2. It's... about a rabbit that dances on the moon and there is no caves?

*Also Inserts Kiss*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2010, 05:21:51 PM
You get a Damsel.
*Inserts Misery*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 12, 2010, 05:23:54 PM
Gets a red flower.

Inserts a typo.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2010, 05:25:13 PM
You get a n00b.

*Inserts a narb*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 12, 2010, 06:13:02 PM
You get an anti-narb.
Looks like a narb, but it acts differently and the colors are reversed.

I add a shred of the fabric of time.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 12, 2010, 06:14:20 PM
P-P-P-PARADOX!

*Inserts C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 12, 2010, 06:26:26 PM
You get a hadoken to the face, Pyro style.

*Inserts a dispenser*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 12, 2010, 08:19:30 PM
You find yourself falling out of a soda vending mechine soda sized.

*inserts my pardox I got by inserting the act of inserting*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 13, 2010, 05:46:33 AM
you get ninja powers


*inserts random object*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 13, 2010, 09:55:09 AM
You get every object in the world.

*Inserts the vending mechine*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 13, 2010, 11:44:16 AM
P-P-P-PARADOX!

*Inserts Gwonam*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 13, 2010, 04:11:46 PM
You get the Cave STory Fan Club.

I insert Audioworm333.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 13, 2010, 04:29:04 PM
You get Arucard.

*Inserts toilet paper*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 14, 2010, 10:36:45 AM
You got the toilet!

I inserted my r4 (ds flash card).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 14, 2010, 12:20:48 PM
You get a Kapala and a thank-you note from Kali.

I insert [insert random funny thing here].


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 14, 2010, 01:04:21 PM
Okay. It gets shot right back to you and the machine utters a mechanical laugh.

I insert a worm.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 14, 2010, 01:28:40 PM
You get Worms 4: Mayhem.

*Inserts ;D*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: hyperme on April 14, 2010, 02:18:59 PM
You get bittened!

I insert the TARDIS


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 14, 2010, 02:22:56 PM
You get Dr. Who.

*Inserts a Dalek*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 14, 2010, 03:49:20 PM
You get Olmec.

I insert Olmec.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 14, 2010, 05:39:29 PM
You get Ballos.

*Inserts DINNER*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 14, 2010, 06:23:07 PM
You get dessert.
*Inserts watch*.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 14, 2010, 07:23:15 PM
You get a clock.

*Insets Sudonimus*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 14, 2010, 07:59:21 PM
you get all his stuff

*inserts the paradox MGG made*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 14, 2010, 08:17:48 PM
P-P-P-P-PARADOX! Again!

*Inserts Kapala*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 14, 2010, 09:39:18 PM
Gets blood

*inserts vampire girlfriend*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 15, 2010, 05:40:03 AM
You get a zombie boyfriend


*inserts all paradox's, ever*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 15, 2010, 08:54:57 AM
Conguatuations! You destroyed the whole univerce!

I inserted my crossward puzzle.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 15, 2010, 09:54:31 AM
gets the answers. You never would of guessed the answer you couldn't figure out was questing who made this stupid thing?

Inserts the hopes and dreams of a small child that where riped out of their body leaving them to suffer for all time.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 15, 2010, 03:34:47 PM
You get another version of the child except the child had accomplished those hopes and dreams. He swallows the soul of the other child and becomes just the regular child you started with.

Inserts MGG's toilet.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 15, 2010, 05:10:47 PM
You get MGG's sink.

*Inserts Morshu*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 15, 2010, 08:34:25 PM
your face becomes one of the faces of evil. (see zelda-cdi)

Inserts sudonimus for stealing my toilet.



Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 16, 2010, 05:47:25 AM
you swap bodies with Sudo for an hour

*inserts the universe*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: hyperme on April 16, 2010, 08:49:57 AM
You get the multiverse.

I insert ???.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 16, 2010, 09:49:53 AM
You get all the answers, even ones you didn't want.

I insert shin megami tensei


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 16, 2010, 11:48:41 AM
You got something in Japanese.

I insert an "The Office" (mockumemtory) dvd.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 01:11:52 PM
You get a movie called "The Office". It's a documentary.

I insert all of MGG's sources of water for inserting me.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 01:29:44 PM
You get a soda fountain.

*Inserts Eguee*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 01:31:00 PM
You get all the secrets of Spelunky and Mossmouth.

*Inserts Eguee's intelligence*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 01:32:03 PM
You get a Kapala and 99 bombs.

*Inserts The King*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 01:33:03 PM
You get The Queen.
*Inserts an inserter*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 01:33:42 PM
Another P-P-PARADOX!

*Inserts Dwarf Fortress*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 01:34:13 PM
You get Dwarf Fortress Extended Edition.
Inserts PTAS.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 01:35:23 PM
You get a compass and a note saying, "Sorry I don't know what that is. Take this!"

*Inserts a gold idol*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 01:40:38 PM
PTAS is Pokemon The Abridged Series. Gots nothing to do with the actual Pokemon, but it's got the picture. And mad funny.

You get an Iron Idol.

Inserts recent potion from The POtion Lab.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 16, 2010, 02:02:21 PM
You get turned into a potion.

Inserts bragging rights.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 02:11:32 PM
You get all of the loser's souls.

Inserts soul.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 02:25:42 PM
You get The Pactmaker(from Desktop Dungeons.)

*Inserts DINNER.*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 02:26:23 PM
You get DESSERT. (I thought we went through this!!)

Inserts Dog.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 02:26:55 PM
You get Alyx.

*Inserts Gordon Freeman*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 02:28:22 PM
You get a gory patriot.
(I dunno, GORdon, FREEman.)

Inserts worms. Tape worms.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 02:29:49 PM
You get rats. Rubber rats.

*Inserts an overused fad*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 02:38:13 PM
You get an underused fad--poop earrings. Dogs eating glitter and pooping poop earings.

Inserts lead.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 02:38:41 PM
You get steel.

*Inserts Nintendo*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 16, 2010, 02:39:03 PM
You get Sony.
Inserts graph.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 16, 2010, 02:40:57 PM
You get a giraffe.

*Inserts Sega*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 17, 2010, 12:38:10 AM
Sonic Jumps out of the machine and challenges you to a race :o....

I inserted Mircosoft.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 17, 2010, 01:46:58 AM
Bill gates tries to kill you

Inserts tastes like spelunky


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 17, 2010, 02:00:32 AM
You got a pet ManTrap!

I inserted Google South Africa (http://www.google.co.za)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 06:45:21 AM
You get Google.

*Inserts Tunnel Man*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 17, 2010, 06:46:41 AM
you get a mattock!

*inserts everything*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 06:47:41 AM
You get nothing.

*Inserts Damsel*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 17, 2010, 06:48:41 AM
you get a kiss

*inserts the internet*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 17, 2010, 07:33:33 AM
The machine quickly goes and steal every computer in the world, then gives them to you.

I inserted my incomplete book "Timothy the Fly's Amazing Flying Adventures" (Yes, I'm writing a book slowly).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: eguee on April 17, 2010, 07:43:48 AM
The machine spits out an incomplete review of the book.

*Inserts Delgato232*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 17, 2010, 07:44:42 AM
you get mod status

*inserts the world*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 17, 2010, 07:53:27 AM
You got the universe!.

I inserted the movie "Kung Pow" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Pow!_Enter_the_Fist).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: eguee on April 17, 2010, 08:17:43 AM
You get a confused Eguee.

You insert Eguee.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 09:05:19 AM
You get all of the secrets of Spelunky.

Inserts Link. (Zelda)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 09:12:59 AM
You get Malon.

*Inserts a Goron*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 17, 2010, 09:43:59 AM
You got a Giant rock treat to share with you and your other friends (and a kapala from Kali)!

I inserted a Super Smash Brothers Brawl game.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 09:57:15 AM
the machine learns all the moves. It goes full Kirby Zelda Mario on you.

I insert a potion.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 17, 2010, 10:01:36 AM
A witch came out and put a a spell on you.

I inserted an wish.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 10:02:55 AM
The wish is granted.

I insert a shiny nickel.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 17, 2010, 10:11:44 AM
A whole dollar comes out.

insert a giant enemy crab


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 17, 2010, 10:14:15 AM
out comes a giant enemy goat (heck knows why)

*inserts a random battery*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 17, 2010, 10:16:48 AM
A toy robot comes out, but he needs a battery and that was your last one

inserts chaos.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 17, 2010, 10:17:50 AM
you get a headache

*inserts the sun*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 17, 2010, 10:25:22 AM
you broke the vending the mechine and now all life on earth is doomed.

inserts epic music with lots of chanting.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 17, 2010, 10:35:06 AM
You got the Spell Book!

I insert the Tunnel Man


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 11:48:40 AM
You get 3 free shortcuts. (Tunnel Man had everything he needed to make the tunnels, he was just being cheap.)

I insert the computer I used to type this.
(Oh gawsh.)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 17, 2010, 12:45:15 PM
You get a computer from the year 23240 the most powerfully thing ever made. sadly it takes more power in the time you blink then all of earth does in a week.

I insert a meta-statement about statements


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 01:27:18 PM
You get a meta-paradox. Time no longer exists. P-P-P-PARADOX.

Insert a paper saying "OM NOM NOM".


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 02:17:09 PM
You get a mantrap from Tastes Like Spelunky.
Oh dear...

*Inserts a Venus Mantrap*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 02:18:20 PM
Your hands turn to mantrap's eating... traps. Your face turns into a leaf.
Your legs sprout roots.

Inserts robot.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 02:21:40 PM
You get an advanced A.I system.

*Inserts a rhino*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 02:23:42 PM
The machine grows humongous and crushes you flat.

Inserts can of soda.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 02:27:58 PM
You get a quarter. ;D

*Inserts Olmec*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 17, 2010, 02:28:47 PM
The machine can't fit it. It bursts; leaving infinite supplies of things; random things.

Inserts vending machine.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 02:29:30 PM
P-P-P-PARADOX!

*Inserts sunlight*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: eguee on April 17, 2010, 06:07:29 PM
Photosynthesis!

*Inserts a one-word answer*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 17, 2010, 06:51:29 PM
Nothing.

*Inserts something*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 17, 2010, 07:29:29 PM
The machine takes you, and eats you bit by bit. you suffer for a time then you BECOME THE MACHINE.

Inserts mantrap


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: eguee on April 17, 2010, 08:45:56 PM
You get a sense of deja-vu.

You insert an a.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 17, 2010, 09:48:58 PM
You get all the greek letters

Inserts zero (from megaman)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 18, 2010, 03:17:28 AM
You got Megaman, himself!

I inserted "Soldier Hatchet" (yes, that's his full name).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: hyperme on April 18, 2010, 04:53:32 AM
You get Commander Axe.

I insert Lavos.  (from Chrono Trigger)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 18, 2010, 10:01:16 AM
You doom the planet. crono beats you up.


I insert the fire emblem


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 18, 2010, 01:18:01 PM
You get a note that says, "Sorry, I don't know what that is."

I insert ;D.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 18, 2010, 02:39:08 PM
you get a yellow beaver

*inserts MGG's house*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 18, 2010, 02:44:30 PM
Two nukes come out? Why on earth would mars have...? OH BEEP THEY ARE ARMED!

*inserts panic*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 18, 2010, 02:48:48 PM
You get  :o.

*Inserts nothing*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 18, 2010, 02:58:56 PM
The machine waits Ominously

Inserts Ominous Latin Chanting


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 18, 2010, 04:58:09 PM
You get nothing.

*Inserts two coins*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: caster2 on April 18, 2010, 05:00:02 PM
You get a soft drink and a IOU note worth 1 coin.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 18, 2010, 05:02:08 PM
*Inserts Caster for not inserting something*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 18, 2010, 08:07:23 PM
You get a mage spell caster

kills and inserts evil archer man.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 18, 2010, 09:48:26 PM
You get a revived evil archer man.

I insert Soul Eater (that anime that nobody knows about)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 18, 2010, 10:00:42 PM
You get a revived evil archer man.

I insert Soul Eater (that anime that nobody knows about)
I just watched it last night.... Anyway!

You start wondering if you left hand is the same as your right and think you should be killed because it isn't.

Insert immortality


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 19, 2010, 10:48:05 AM
You get mortality.

*Inserts morality*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 19, 2010, 05:16:23 PM
You get old.

I Insert the grim reaper - death.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 19, 2010, 05:21:30 PM
You get a world of immortality.

I insert an "I insert" post.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 19, 2010, 05:21:58 PM
Paradox?

I insert a paradox.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 19, 2010, 05:38:18 PM
The machine glares at you. It doesn't want any more paradoxs.

I insert a smaller vending mechine. one of the ones from japian that sells used underwear in hopes it stops existing.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 19, 2010, 06:22:20 PM
Uh... Okay...
You get your money back.

I insert some clean underwear.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 19, 2010, 07:30:58 PM
You get a person wearing your underwear.

I Insert chapstick.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: eguee on April 20, 2010, 04:05:53 PM
You get a chopstick.

You insert a  :spl-ladr:


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 20, 2010, 07:11:42 PM
You get a :spl-bl02:.

I insert my new Gamecube games.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 20, 2010, 08:28:14 PM
You get SSBM

Insert my own leg with out cuting it off.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 20, 2010, 10:16:47 PM
What's that on your leg?  It's a scotch egg.  That's what you get.

*Inserts a random MrWeebl song*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 20, 2010, 10:44:45 PM
You get lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade

 inserts all the other stuff to.o


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 21, 2010, 02:13:14 PM
You get everything's opposite.

Inserts computer.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 21, 2010, 07:27:12 PM
You get internet.  If only you hadn't put that computer in...

*Inserts an alarm*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 21, 2010, 08:06:28 PM
It stops making that beeping! finally!

Inserts 1.25 dollars


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 21, 2010, 10:06:33 PM
You get a bottled water.
... wait, they cost that much now? crap.

*inserts four refined metals and a Heavy token*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 22, 2010, 09:51:23 AM
You get... a pair of entangled particles that can be used to transfer info faster then the speed of light??? What the I don't even...

Inserts traitor mage girl.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 22, 2010, 01:56:57 PM
You get some black magic.

Inserts dream.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 22, 2010, 05:46:57 PM
you get a plan.

Inserts a plan.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 23, 2010, 01:23:22 PM
You get a dream.

I insert my birthday.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 23, 2010, 01:40:21 PM
You get one year younger.

*inserts Spore planet*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 23, 2010, 01:50:53 PM
(Spore? The video game?) You get the universe.

Inserts universe.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 23, 2010, 02:07:28 PM
You get it to disappear!  Great job.

*inserts my broken Nintendo DS*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 23, 2010, 02:10:44 PM
you get all its wires, and gears and whatever. you lost the cover of it, the vending machine wants you to fix it

*inserts my ps2*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 24, 2010, 05:55:29 AM
You get a Gamecube.

*Inserts TOAST.*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 24, 2010, 10:46:48 AM
You get Mince Snackwiches (it's a kind of toast that contains mince in it).

I insert my Japanese Phrasebook.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 24, 2010, 10:50:24 AM
You get a Japanese translator and a free trip to japan.

Inserts a still beating heart.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 24, 2010, 02:57:01 PM
You get a brain.

*Inserts a L4D Zombie Tank*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 24, 2010, 03:04:46 PM
You get the tank back when he was "alive". he thanks you for saving him. (L4D zombies are really dead-per say)

Inserts rules



Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 24, 2010, 03:17:08 PM
You get yardsticks.

*Inserts Spongebob*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 24, 2010, 03:31:02 PM
You get a guy named bob not wearing pants.

Inserts water of drowned girl.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 24, 2010, 03:35:18 PM
You get water of drowned boy.

*Inserts a desk*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 24, 2010, 05:31:37 PM
You get paper work.

*inserts an ∞*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 24, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
You get infinity times infinity... plus infinity.

*Inserts mace*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 24, 2010, 09:07:04 PM
You get pepper spray.

*Inserts √-1/0*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 24, 2010, 09:58:04 PM
*knows math*
You get undefined.

*Inserts Orange Bananafish*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 24, 2010, 10:48:31 PM
you get a glod fish as in, a fish that is made of living gold.

Inserts undefined.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on April 25, 2010, 01:23:56 AM
Universe Runtime Error (IE, a paradox)

I inserted my homework.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 25, 2010, 02:05:47 AM
You get all the right answers! in.. germen?

I insert star wars knights of the old republic


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: eguee on April 25, 2010, 03:11:45 AM
You get a random Star Wars movie.

I insert a post.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 25, 2010, 09:00:24 AM
You get flamed.  Oh dear...

*inserts red licorice*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: caster2 on April 25, 2010, 09:02:59 AM
You get nibs. (The bite size licorice candy.)

I insert a DSI.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 25, 2010, 10:17:52 AM
You get the fabled 3DS!

*Inserts masamune*



Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 25, 2010, 11:26:35 AM
The machine spits it back out at you because I don't know what that is.

*Inserts ravioli*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 25, 2010, 01:10:00 PM
Gets a music cd? why would you? oh... it's the bands name.. WHO WOULD NAME A BAND THAT?

Inserts list of cool band names.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 25, 2010, 01:13:19 PM
You get a list of sucky band names.

*Inserts Sudonimus*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 26, 2010, 05:54:18 AM
you get his AWESOME avatar (lol)

*inserts a tissue* (why not?)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 26, 2010, 01:22:08 PM
You get a baby wipe.
*Inserts an air molecule*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 26, 2010, 08:45:33 PM
the mechine has as much air as it wants. it needs no more.

Inserts space-time


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Kirby on April 26, 2010, 09:01:24 PM
You get an EYEWITNESS BOOK.

I insert a LARGE CHUNK O' MEATLOAF.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: eguee on April 27, 2010, 07:23:22 AM
You get a large loaf of Meatchunk.

I insert a numnah.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 27, 2010, 09:00:09 AM
You get a numbah.

I insert the TF2 Heavy.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 27, 2010, 09:58:45 AM
You get a set of heavy armor.

Inserts a computer.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 27, 2010, 10:13:03 AM
You get a TV.

*Inserts TF2 Medic*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 27, 2010, 10:14:40 AM
You get a note that says "stop talking about TF2 some of us haven't got to play it and your only rubing it in"

Inserts note that says "sorry"


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 27, 2010, 02:51:34 PM
You get nothing...somehow.

*Inserts ???*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 27, 2010, 04:44:55 PM
You get a note that says "IOU one answer - GOD"

Insert god


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Darkness3313 on April 27, 2010, 05:46:46 PM
You get a Dog(Oh I'm so clever)

Insert The entire Vending Machine into itself.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 27, 2010, 05:58:36 PM
You get a black hole. It kills everyone.

Inserts back in time to undo that.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 27, 2010, 06:59:25 PM
P
A
R
A
D
O
X

*Inserts lime flavored seltzer*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 27, 2010, 08:11:49 PM
You get a lime and a seltzer.

Insert profit


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on April 27, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
You get a skipped ??? !

*inserts recent NDS*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 27, 2010, 09:47:55 PM
I didn't skip ??? " You get a note that says "IOU one answer - GOD""

You get a DSXI! sweet!

Insert that DSXI and cross fingers.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: eguee on April 28, 2010, 02:54:51 AM
You get a Game & Watch.

I insert
moving text


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 28, 2010, 12:38:29 PM
I moves into you at great velocity, you didn't see what it gave you

I did

I insert eguee's italics


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on April 28, 2010, 03:26:44 PM
You get the italics but slanted the other way.

I insert Unknown mantrap's non-letter characters.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 28, 2010, 05:05:06 PM
you get ♦♣♠•Ä╪♦4Y♦)♫5♦♠Y•♠█Ä0ÄAqa╩˝3ε

In insert ♥


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on April 28, 2010, 05:14:17 PM
you get µ

I insert §


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 28, 2010, 05:20:01 PM
You get ∞

inserts  :spl-batf:



Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: TailorTF on April 28, 2010, 07:39:17 PM
You get a \    /
                --
(That's an ACII bat,or at least my pitful attempt at it)
I insert the Absolutly Safe Capsule,(Porky included) from Mother 3 into the machine.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 28, 2010, 07:43:27 PM
You Cannot Grasp The True Form of what is in your hand.

Insert pure madness.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: eguee on April 29, 2010, 05:23:09 AM
You get unpure sanity.

I insert a Bugged bön±Ă©t


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 29, 2010, 09:50:17 AM
You get l33t sp34k

inserts a time with out spaces a place with out time, a world with no name, nothing that happened, no before and no after, only... suffering. A nightmare with out start or end.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on April 29, 2010, 09:39:38 PM
The machine spits out a blast of nothing at your face and says "I'm sorry to inform you that this machine only accepts things that do not have ridonkulously long names".

I insert myself ;D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on April 29, 2010, 10:21:41 PM
You get eaten.

I insert a nightmare with out start or end.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on April 30, 2010, 01:20:42 PM
You get a dream without end or start.
*Inserts a lemon*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: jeanlerymg on May 28, 2010, 12:43:33 AM
I go to the nearest vending machine to buy some stuffs like sodas. Soda machine is more exciting and interesting than the other vending machines. I like the best part of making a fully decided choice of sodas to buy and that sounds thrill to me.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on May 28, 2010, 10:35:12 AM
Um...  jeanlerymg. This is a fourm game.

ANYWAY!
Audioworm333 you get a a lemon fanfic.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on May 28, 2010, 10:49:39 AM
*Inserts Marsgreekgod for not inserting something*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on May 28, 2010, 01:18:37 PM
You get jeanlerymg.
(Hey, mgg, once you said jeanlerymg was a forum game I googled jeanlerymg and I didn't get anything! Wah!)

*Inserts forum games.*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on May 29, 2010, 07:09:03 AM
Everyone in Mossmouth comes and hunts you down for getting rid of forum games.

I insert a shiny nickel.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: EstZer on June 21, 2010, 08:56:08 PM
You get a gold. Anyway, I saw this kind of game in many forums but this thread offers the best. I am glad I am here and playing with you. I hope I can have more time here.
I insert a web.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 22, 2010, 12:27:30 PM
You get a giant robot spider with swords for legs that breaths acid.

I insert a giant robot spider with swords for legs that breaths acid.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on June 22, 2010, 12:29:52 PM
You get a bag of Lays
I insert a bag of Lays


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on June 22, 2010, 12:32:04 PM
You get a gold. Anyway, I saw this kind of game in many forums but this thread offers the best. I am glad I am here and playing with you. I hope I can have more time here.
I insert a web.

Wow, I didn't know we were that good. And welcome to Mossmouth. I am known as Sudonimus, like "pseudonymous". If you look at my profile you will get nothing. Nada. Zilch.

You get $1.50 plus tax.

I insert some dead bodies.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on June 22, 2010, 12:33:16 PM
You get: Arrested for trying to hide dead bodies in a vending machine.
I insert Sudonimus


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 22, 2010, 12:41:35 PM
you get arrested for murder and kidnaping (you stole him from the cops)

I insert my soul.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on June 22, 2010, 12:43:45 PM
You get: It doesn't matter, you're dead

I insert my hand


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on June 22, 2010, 12:57:04 PM
Now your hand is stuck and you get arrested for trying to rob a vending machine.

I insert my foot.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 22, 2010, 01:17:49 PM
hey gummy you can live with you your soul! and I still got three!

You get a pizza.

I insert Medusa


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on June 22, 2010, 01:34:36 PM
The machine turns to stone.

Rocks fall out.

I insert Exit Path.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on June 22, 2010, 05:57:25 PM
You get: it back, "I'm sorry, this machine only accepts U.S. currency."

I insert U.S currency


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 22, 2010, 07:13:35 PM
you get medusa asking you on a date with her eyes closed.

I insert a laser


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on June 22, 2010, 08:31:19 PM
You get: A broken machine with a hole in it and two policemen asking for I.D.

I insert the policemen


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on June 22, 2010, 09:34:06 PM
They come back out, with their genders changed

I insert a gender change potion.

(been reading to much ranma 1/2)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on June 23, 2010, 09:01:39 AM
You get: dollar bills with Martha Washington, Mary Lincoln, and Dolly Madison back.
I insert nothing


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sudonimus on June 23, 2010, 09:02:53 AM
You get nothing. Dummy, this is a vending machine.

I insert a black hole.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on June 23, 2010, 09:05:09 AM
You get: sucked in and you spontaneously internally implode.
I insert tweezers


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 14, 2010, 09:09:27 AM
You got a screw driver!

I inserted my pet dog "Belle".


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 14, 2010, 11:15:15 AM
You get a cool pet wolf!

I insert a rubix cube. one of the 6 * 6 ones.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 14, 2010, 11:42:51 AM
The machine said, "Thanks! now I can do this puzzle that I always wanted to do."

I inserted my dail-
up. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dial-up_Internet_access)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 14, 2010, 12:13:19 PM
"Hey no fair man.. now I think so slow I can't slove this puzzle!"

You get scorn.

I insert a smaller Vending Machine


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 15, 2010, 06:55:47 AM
The machine spat it out. "Hey! I am not a cannibal, you know!"

I inserted my dad.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Dudemaster on August 15, 2010, 07:07:16 AM
You get a... meat pie?

I insert A ZEPPELIN!! :D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 15, 2010, 11:21:21 AM
the vending machine gives you a zeppelin, doesn't blow up ever.

I put in... clock tower on the snes.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on August 15, 2010, 12:43:54 PM
You get Skullkid on the N64

I insert Remilia
(http://i38.tinypic.com/ie4g86.jpg)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on August 17, 2010, 05:24:35 AM
You get: a confused look;

I insert Hopes and Dreams!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 17, 2010, 10:33:29 AM
You get a nightmare! which is really cool, as horuses with flaming mains and hooves that don't hurt you is cool.

I insert a dream about losing of free will and terror.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on August 17, 2010, 02:15:50 PM
(oh I get it, like night-mare  ;)) uh, let's see.

Oot pops a fortune card, it reads: "Don't toss your junk in here!"
(yeah, I meant to say "oot")

I cram in a crapload of marshmallows. Half melted.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 17, 2010, 05:07:31 PM
You get the bones used to make them

I insert a very good book.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on August 17, 2010, 05:43:32 PM
You get Twilight.
Then you promptly realize this vending machine sucks.


I insert Halibabica


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 17, 2010, 06:52:46 PM
You get a mantrap.

I insert ;D.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Pteriforever on August 17, 2010, 07:32:00 PM
You get a full set of Bludshot The Hedgehog on DVD.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on August 17, 2010, 09:36:16 PM
FAILURE TO INSERT
You get nothing.

I insert the letter t in the MossMouth Logo


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on August 18, 2010, 07:25:58 AM
It comes out capital, the 'h' is jealous.

I insert a wild orangutan, drunk on cherry wine and completely shaved.  :o


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 18, 2010, 01:04:16 PM
You get orangutan bones and cherry wine.

I insert Blockland.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on August 18, 2010, 05:00:47 PM
You get lego and mario.

I insert danmaku.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 19, 2010, 05:21:00 PM
Don't know what that is so..
You get a soda. ;D

I insert sunlight.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on August 19, 2010, 05:23:00 PM
You get Utsuho Reiuji

Seriously Google these things

I insert Nuclear Fusion


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 21, 2010, 05:10:19 PM
You get a science nerd.

I insert a cultist.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 21, 2010, 05:18:18 PM
Out comes a zealot!

I insert the zealot!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on August 21, 2010, 05:35:50 PM
You get a heretic.

I insert a Jackal (started going off with halo words now)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 21, 2010, 05:52:30 PM
You get a over rated game! (halo!)

I put in a laser.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on August 21, 2010, 10:04:11 PM
It is overated but its decent, just like mario games, IMO they set the standard for their genre, if you come up with a game worse then those dont release it basically

back on topic

The Vending Machine Explodes because its a freaking laser.

The end.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 21, 2010, 10:21:48 PM
Huh. that didn't happen last time.

(*takes out the other vending machine I tried to put in this one way back when*)

*puts in a red mummy*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on August 21, 2010, 10:33:28 PM
The mummy screams as it is torn apart by the Vending Machines inner mechanisms

You get a red scepter

And it aint red cuz its an evil scepter either

poor mummy

I put it the remains of the old vending machine.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 21, 2010, 10:46:06 PM
The vending mechine gets mad cow disease from eating it's own kind.

"That was my friend you made me eat!" where it's last sane words.

I throw it away and get a new one.

I put in 25 cents.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on August 21, 2010, 11:13:47 PM
Silence of the vending machines...

You get gum.

Because you cant buy bubcus for 25c

I put in sSpiderHangBlue


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 21, 2010, 11:40:09 PM
YOU GET sEvilSpiderHang which turns into an evil spider.

(the red ones are evil)

I put a dsi in.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 22, 2010, 09:38:28 AM
You got a DSIXL!

I inserted my growth pins.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 22, 2010, 10:03:49 AM
You get scrap metal.

I insert a bag of Doritos.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 22, 2010, 10:49:52 AM
you get 75 cents

I insert ♥


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 22, 2010, 11:19:48 AM
You got a girlfriend :-*!

I inserted my "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Music Theory" book.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: orange08 on August 22, 2010, 11:31:51 AM
You got a hearing aid.

I insert Derek Yu


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 22, 2010, 12:29:53 PM
You get an xbox 360 with spelunky on it!

I insert 100 classic books on the ds.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 22, 2010, 02:32:20 PM
You get a bunch of shredded paper.

I insert thin air.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on August 22, 2010, 03:55:45 PM
You get a deadly neurotoxin

i insert Aperture Science


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 22, 2010, 04:39:19 PM
You get GlaDOS.

I insert GlaDOS.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on August 23, 2010, 10:39:40 AM
You get a song (guess which one?)

I insert my foot.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 23, 2010, 02:42:24 PM
The machine pulls the rest of you in and you are mutilated and ripped apart by the machine's inner mechanisms.

I insert Dwarf Fortress.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 23, 2010, 06:14:54 PM
You have to wait for it to load... 1000 years.

I insert a plusgert while it is working on it.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on September 01, 2010, 12:40:48 PM
The vending machine explodes due to overload.
*Inserts a replacement*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 01, 2010, 08:22:30 PM
I jump in myself.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on September 05, 2010, 06:52:42 AM
You found yourself in a strange place. Suddenly, you heard a voice... "You forgot to tell Audioworm what I gave him!"

EDIT: I just realized that you didn't have to answer yo Audioworm's request.

I inserted my entire collection of The Sims 2 and all of it's expansion packs.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 05, 2010, 12:04:01 PM
You get... the sims 4! it's so life like it's not fun!

I jump up and throw in a 25 dollar gift card to game stop


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on September 05, 2010, 10:08:54 PM
I jump out holding the card and sprint to Gamestop.

I insert my change from Gamestop.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 05, 2010, 11:15:07 PM
You get your games graped out of your hand for being a thief.

I interst a thief


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on September 11, 2010, 06:41:40 AM
The thief then jumps out and took everything inside the machine. Suddenly, the machine said, "I'll get you for this!"

I insert a note into the machine telling it to give you (Mars Greek God) debt.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 11, 2010, 12:04:35 PM
the vending mechine tells you it does not deal in debt, it just magicly gives people stuff it thinks is funny when they put stuff in him.

I put in a 25 dollar gift card for this vending mechine and press 377


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 12, 2010, 02:50:46 AM
You get a lame present
I insert the letter T


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on September 14, 2010, 06:19:40 PM
I jump up and throw in a 25 dollar gift card to game stop

*imagined a badass anime style jump and throw move that i cant begin to explain in text*

Anyway a T was inserted

And an R came out


I insert Mars' vocal cords


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 14, 2010, 08:33:33 PM
You get a voice changer that makes you sound like me. Also the cops are looking for you. RUN

I insert a note written in my blood asking to save my life.



Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 15, 2010, 12:04:41 AM
You get a note saying: maybe next year try again please
I insert a toe


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 15, 2010, 12:34:51 AM
you get a foot.

I insert a year


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 15, 2010, 11:44:51 PM
You get a month
I insert a  :spl-bl02:


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 16, 2010, 12:44:33 AM
A month! for a year! what a rip off..

You get an evil spider from gates of hell.

I insert a vampire with a top hat.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 16, 2010, 12:46:15 AM
You get a dead  :spl-dude: with 2 holes in his neck
I insert a packed of chips


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 16, 2010, 01:00:36 AM
You get a note asking what a packed is, and how you did anything with it.

I insert the gates of hell, and not my mod, I mean the gates to the land where suffering never ends.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 16, 2010, 01:25:01 AM
You get the gates of heaven and a notes saying the packed was supposed to be packet..
I insert a mistake


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ptmc2112 on September 16, 2010, 09:17:58 AM
You get a massively bugged game
I insert common sense


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 16, 2010, 11:49:56 PM
You get a normal person
I insert a sad face :(


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 17, 2010, 12:58:41 PM
You get a note saying "don't be so down! there are still things worth living for."

I inserting gates of hell spelunky./


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 17, 2010, 10:58:32 PM
You get an evil caveman
I insert an apple


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 17, 2010, 11:38:09 PM
You get a zelda phantom hourglass.

I insert a spoiler


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 18, 2010, 02:27:58 AM
you get a man crapping his pants
I insert a 9


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 18, 2010, 01:50:25 PM
You get a 6

I insert a djinn


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 18, 2010, 06:37:44 PM
you get a curse
I insert an annoying orange


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 18, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
You get a decelerated earth army

i insert ice gold pepsi


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 18, 2010, 08:47:08 PM
you get a lava silver lemonade
I insert a mod


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on September 19, 2010, 12:36:26 AM
You get a MarsGreekGod, dazed and confused.

I insert LittleShrimp


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 19, 2010, 12:48:48 AM
You get a little big planet on.. the snes? what in the ... what is this I don't even..

I insert water and a toaster.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 19, 2010, 01:30:44 AM
you get a highly dangerous toaster gun
I insert lemonade


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on September 19, 2010, 07:53:09 AM
 You got some cetric acid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citric_acid).

I insert Mr. Caveman. ;D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 19, 2010, 11:25:12 AM
You get a 1.23,234. also confused.

I instert a heroscape figure (It's a board game)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 19, 2010, 06:06:03 PM
you get monopoly(another board game) but it sucks becuase half of it pieces are missing I insert a domino


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on September 23, 2010, 11:32:54 PM
You get a tumbleweed


I insert Super Khold World
people should be googling things they dont know about


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 24, 2010, 06:58:35 PM
You get a not so uper mario world
I insert spelunkymage34


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on September 24, 2010, 08:06:28 PM
You get Mr Caveman SURPRISE.


I insert a key (http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/1/1c/KeyLoZ.png)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 24, 2010, 10:15:33 PM
you get a skeleton key. Hey where did the bones in your pinky finger go?

II insert a man in a bag of his own skin. (anyone know what thats from?_


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on September 24, 2010, 11:34:35 PM
(No clue) You get a Creature with no mouth that has to scream.


I insert Hydrogen and Oxygen


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on September 24, 2010, 11:59:15 PM
you get.. LAVA? RUN!

I mess up and drop my into the mechine wallet as I run away.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on September 25, 2010, 03:54:10 AM
You get messed up a cheese machine from...
I insert 512314617826478235982369157643975309652367857605693746570435607435692365026307561076506301852


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on September 26, 2010, 08:56:15 AM
The machine broke trying to convert your code into instructions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_code). It then repaired itself.

I inserted some of my snackwich sandwiches (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich_toaster). (scroll down to the second last paragraph of the sub section "Preparation")

(what I do when I'm sure nobody know what I'm talking about, I inserted links to the sites containing info about what I'm talking about)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on October 08, 2010, 05:52:28 AM
You get a toasty Panini sandwich, unfortunately it's full with spider eggs and silkworm larvae.

(sorry, thought it was "wish is my command" for a second.)

I insert a Kobold's right, third toe.

Also, had to say this:
you get a lava silver lemonade
was brilliant. Kudos Mr.  :D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on October 08, 2010, 07:49:11 PM
you get a gaint's left, 2nd finger..
I insert a phone


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on October 09, 2010, 01:52:45 AM
You get a banana


I insert a Soup Nazi


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on October 09, 2010, 11:21:52 AM
You got a angry german!

I inserted Lara Croft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Croft).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 09, 2010, 01:10:43 PM
You get a raided tomb (that sounds dirty...)

I insert a tomb


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on October 09, 2010, 03:59:11 PM
You get a Tomb Lord

I insert pants


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on October 09, 2010, 07:44:26 PM
you get a shirt
i insert a pickaxe


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on October 13, 2010, 06:10:26 AM
you get an axe and a (guitar) pick.

I insert 1,378.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 13, 2010, 08:25:20 AM
You get the (X^X)/X (x to the x over x)

I insert  7 into x


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on October 13, 2010, 09:08:17 AM
 :D( I figured that would incite some math returns[even though it was a random number])

Because you inserted 7 into x rather than the machine, it spits a Bullet Bill at you.

i.e. you get a Bullet Bill.

I insert the most beautiful thing on Earth.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 13, 2010, 10:20:12 AM
You get the most beautiful thing in hell.

I insert 7 into (X^X)/X then insert into the machine 


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Alvin.Josh2 on October 13, 2010, 10:46:16 AM
Well, you will get 7 beautiful things from Heavens. This game shows how active the members here are. They would excitedly answer to the latest post.
I will insert a gold coin.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Mr Caveman on October 14, 2010, 12:24:20 AM
you get a packet of yucky BBQ popcorn and its moldy
I wish for a packet of gold


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on October 14, 2010, 03:13:40 AM
You get a pack full with gilded dog crap, no one will accept it's value and the gold price plummets.

I insert a spambot.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 14, 2010, 08:02:36 AM
you get tentacles comeing out to get you!

I find a new vending machine and insert Halloween   


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on October 15, 2010, 04:17:36 PM
You get the halloween special of charlie brown


I insert an mmo


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on October 15, 2010, 04:43:30 PM
You get, a group therapy session.

*Inserts epic-ness*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on October 16, 2010, 05:22:03 AM
You get Homer's The Odyssey, lucky you!

I insert all of my hair.

P.S. there's a lot!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Damsel on October 16, 2010, 07:05:52 PM
YOU GET A PINK PIXIE WIG!

*inserts a pair of purple underwear*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on October 17, 2010, 02:06:08 PM
You get: slapped by the owner of said underwear!

I insert/dispose of: rational thought.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Damsel on October 17, 2010, 02:09:46 PM
you get a brain that is only capable of thinking rational thoughts

*inserts a block of tofu*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on October 17, 2010, 04:21:10 PM
You get a Ball of meat

I insert 108


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 17, 2010, 05:23:24 PM
you get the square root of -1 /0

I put in  the square root of -1 /0


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on October 17, 2010, 06:16:03 PM
(http://gyazo.com/ad9737815014efc1e4eff3b02f5b43ca.png)
This is my "I have no clue what you just said and feel dumb for it" face
You get... f-fourty two?


I insert Mar's brain


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on October 17, 2010, 10:44:42 PM
You get a novel about the Greek God of Mars.

*Inserts Spelunky's nose.*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on October 18, 2010, 04:58:32 AM
You get a clown nose, but can't tell the difference so you assume the machine is broken.

I insert the Big Bad Wolf.
(not from the fairy tale, the ride at Busch Gardens :))


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on October 26, 2010, 04:38:32 PM
You get puked on by screaming children.

*inserts Spicy Nacho Doritos :D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on October 26, 2010, 04:40:37 PM
You get Super Spicy Nacho Doritos

*inserts jelly beans*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on October 26, 2010, 04:59:31 PM
You get stuck in a wad of Gelatin Dx

*Inserts Sea Turtle


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on October 27, 2010, 02:02:45 AM
You get arrested for animal abuse of an endangered species!

I insert the documents that prove you innocent


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on October 27, 2010, 06:42:14 AM
You receive documents proving that you, Baekara, are indeed guilty!

I insert, One Meeleyun Dollars!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on October 27, 2010, 11:27:26 AM
And it goes to pay my bail!

I insert your broken rose tinted glasses i keep reading about under your avatar


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Damsel on October 30, 2010, 12:48:13 PM
and you get some tape to fix them.

i insert insert a grilled cheese sandwich.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on October 30, 2010, 01:21:32 PM
ERRRORRRR can't insert an insert.

I put in devil survivor for the ds


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on October 30, 2010, 01:44:37 PM
You get Teddy in drag persona 4 teddy that is


I insert the nirvash :o google is your friend


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on November 02, 2010, 04:19:26 PM
The machine spits it back out at you because it doesn't know what that is.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on November 02, 2010, 05:31:16 PM
I just said google man
(http://www.stjernstedt.net/screens/Eureka3.jpg)
The mech is nirvash

since he was spit out he falls on top of you, this is your punishment for not inserting anything

I REINSERT the nirvash


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on November 03, 2010, 07:49:50 AM
You get- obscure anime reference!
I, Rikdo Koshi, the writer, do hereby approve of this reference.

I insert- a Smurf, a really Smurfy Smurf.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on November 03, 2010, 02:22:04 PM
The vending machine implodes in a smurfy explosion from being smurfed the smurf up by having that smurf smurfed into its smurf

smurf

I insert a doctor who into the rubble


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on November 03, 2010, 05:56:36 PM
You get- a professor who out of gravel.

I insert- an intensely dwarven beard.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on November 03, 2010, 08:34:07 PM
You jammed the machine :X

*walks over to new machine and inserts a CellPhone


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on November 04, 2010, 01:23:10 AM
You get a dog

I insert Blood Sugar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryTOjUJz1PM)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on November 08, 2010, 02:06:04 PM
You get an MP3 player with this song on it.

I insert Sparta.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Pteriforever on November 08, 2010, 03:40:36 PM
You get rickroll'd.

I insert a stapler.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 08, 2010, 04:06:59 PM
you get a metal arm.

I insert  my math homework.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Damsel on November 08, 2010, 06:43:37 PM
you get a guilty looking dog.

I insert a potato.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 08, 2010, 08:25:48 PM
you get zero point energy

I insert a soda


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on November 08, 2010, 08:45:46 PM
you get fizzy vomit :)

I insert my head.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 08, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
you get something really cool!

but your to dead to make use of it

I put xkcd (the webcomic) in.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on November 08, 2010, 10:07:04 PM
You get my giggling dead body (I'm giggling cause i loveee those! :D)

I insert Super Mario. But Just his glove.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on November 11, 2010, 07:39:13 PM
You get waffles. ;D

I insert magic signs.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 11, 2010, 08:30:14 PM
you get turned into a Quitne

it takes you a few hours to figure out what you are.

I insert a laser.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on November 12, 2010, 01:28:43 PM
You get a homing laser.

I insert Spam.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 12, 2010, 02:24:47 PM
you get a fleshy monster with no skin that trys to sell you porn. You have nightmares.

I put in my fears and suffering.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on November 12, 2010, 02:47:57 PM
You get unicorns and rainbows, strangely enough it's the same thing you put in...

I insert parmesan flavored Goldfish.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Pteriforever on November 13, 2010, 05:40:24 AM
You get a cheesecake made of antimatter.

I pour in some cursed orange juice.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on November 13, 2010, 10:51:59 AM
You get a mercury missile.

I insert fire.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Damsel on November 13, 2010, 06:26:59 PM
magma man.

I insert a dead mouse


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on November 13, 2010, 08:55:13 PM
You get hurricane Katrina. The storm surge drowns you.

I insert a ManTrap.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on November 13, 2010, 10:12:11 PM
You get the Super Shopkeeper that randomly respawns after the passed out stage of the mantrap.

I insert White Rock Climbing Chalk Dust.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on November 14, 2010, 12:05:46 PM
You get Black Water Falling Eraser Vapor;

I insert Smilla's Sense of Snow


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on November 14, 2010, 07:00:22 PM
You get Won's fo Esnes Sallim's tresni I.

I insert Barack Obama.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on November 15, 2010, 11:43:46 AM
You get change!

HOH, you see what I did!? You were expecting that right?

I insert last shred of dignity.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on November 15, 2010, 05:31:01 PM
You get Kirby. He swallows you and spits you out as a star.

I insert John McCain.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on November 16, 2010, 07:14:07 PM
You get...Sorry, the world ended.

*revives the world*
I insert Snow. Like the good stuff. The kind that is good for sledding/snowballs/forts/etc.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on November 17, 2010, 04:34:52 PM
You get some won tons.

I insert a tomb lord.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on November 17, 2010, 10:27:40 PM
you get a ghost chasing after you for the rest of forever.

I insert my Mii


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on November 18, 2010, 03:15:06 PM
You gets teh worst spelunky level evar!!!! (http://www.mediafire.com/?k5zfrdov5owsg6q)
I insert ancient Egypt.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 18, 2010, 10:28:36 PM
you get a kitten.


I put spelunky editor plus


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on November 19, 2010, 06:00:05 PM
you get layers.

I insert Abraham Lincoln.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ptmc2112 on November 19, 2010, 11:11:11 PM
You get the Gettysburg Address.

I insert some sleeping pills


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on November 20, 2010, 01:10:29 PM
You get back vodka to take hte last pill with that you kept.

I insert my broken internal hard drive.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on November 23, 2010, 07:20:39 AM
You get an even more broken drive.

I put in Patrick Stewart.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Pedrollipe on November 23, 2010, 08:44:17 AM
you get a photo of patric Stewart

i put Golden Idol


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Pteriforever on November 23, 2010, 05:26:15 PM
You get Bludshot The Hedgehog!

I insert the second derivative of x^4 - 8x^2 + 4.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ptmc2112 on November 23, 2010, 07:24:47 PM
you get a bowl shaped exactly like the graph of y=12x2 - 16  :o

I insert (http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj190/ptmc2112/integral.png)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on November 23, 2010, 07:43:39 PM
you get a quadratic equation! (that I'm way too lazy to type.

I insert Fruit Juice.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 23, 2010, 07:58:22 PM
you get (√-1/0)^∞

I put in the number i


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ptmc2112 on November 23, 2010, 11:17:16 PM
you get √(-1)

I insert a ticking time bomb and run for my life


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on November 24, 2010, 01:42:21 AM
You would of got tons of money, but some one steals it while you run.

I put in a glass of pure water. also pure glass.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on November 24, 2010, 09:56:05 AM
You get a virus.

I insert minesweeper


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on November 24, 2010, 02:53:57 PM
You only have two spots where you're unsure of.  You flag the wrong one, and get blown up.

I insert my Tears


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on November 30, 2010, 03:17:47 PM
People walk by, staring at you while you smash your eyes on the Insert Money slot while sobbing.  The police come and arrest you.

I insert gummybears


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on November 30, 2010, 03:20:40 PM
Your gummy bears are dropped into a hyperbolic time chamber and absorb a whole bunch of an alcoholic drink. They come back out, and you decide to eat them, then the police do a random breathalizer and you get sent to jail with me.

I insert snow.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on November 30, 2010, 05:18:17 PM
You get delicious ice cream.
I insert Minecraft.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Pteriforever on November 30, 2010, 06:30:42 PM
You get a trashy magazine.

I insert a purple octagon/


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 01, 2010, 04:07:22 PM
You get an irregular indigo isosceles triangle :3

I insert this random girl's tongue :3


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 01, 2010, 11:06:09 PM
a random tongueless girl trys to make out with you. it's creepy

I insert dragon quest 12


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on December 02, 2010, 05:23:44 AM
You get the superior Dragon Quest I

In goes Ebony & Ivory (from DMC 1)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 02, 2010, 04:18:13 PM
You get an Interracial Couple

I put it my t key


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on December 02, 2010, 04:24:20 PM
You get a C key. It works properly.

I insert a gameboy.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on December 05, 2010, 09:06:45 AM
You get a Virtual Boy, sucks for you.

I insert mom's credit card (she conveniently left sitting here in front of the computer ;D).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Damsel on December 05, 2010, 09:42:10 AM
you get  ??? face from machine.

I insert a floppy kitten stuffed animal.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 05, 2010, 01:46:15 PM
you get a real live half kitten half puppy.

I put in dnd.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 05, 2010, 02:14:32 PM
You get DDR

I put in PSG


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 05, 2010, 02:16:27 PM
you get a psp.

i insert my mother,


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 05, 2010, 02:20:17 PM
You get a mangled corpse

I insert you


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 05, 2010, 02:25:38 PM
You get the Dark Magician

I insert Bae.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 05, 2010, 02:35:19 PM
You get his avatar

I put in myself.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 05, 2010, 03:40:01 PM
You get everything that was in the machine. Dammit, now I gotta restock.
*A long time later*
I insert security so no one can loot it.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 05, 2010, 05:12:10 PM
You get a ninja looter who steals everything in there, including me.

I insert a broken image link


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Kirby on December 05, 2010, 06:39:07 PM
You get a Bandwidth exceeded image.

I insert a snowman.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 05, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
You get a Snow Dragon.

I insert automail.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 06, 2010, 12:41:25 AM
You get your arm cut off so you can use it. to bad you don't have it any more. and it was the wrong arm.

I insert Fire, Earth, Water, Metal and Wood


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 06, 2010, 07:23:52 PM
You get the Avatar and Naruto after you.

I insert Del's corpse :'(


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 06, 2010, 10:46:32 PM
You get aresromangod!

I put in a broken penny


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 07, 2010, 02:42:20 PM
you get a ripped $100 bill.

I insert my heart.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 07, 2010, 08:44:39 PM
*takes it to bank to get changed for new bill, you can do that*

By puting in a backwords vampire you get a vampire!

I put a vampire in, a girl one if it matters


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 08, 2010, 03:45:41 PM
You get cleverbot. in particular saying "can i touch your vampire belly?"

I insertt the screenshot of clever bot saying he has a bigger "laser-gun" than me.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 09, 2010, 01:14:26 PM
You get the laser gun. Woohoo.

I insert Tohou although I have no idea what it is.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on December 09, 2010, 04:50:25 PM
You get a computer virus that redirects your browser to 4Chan. You have post-traumatic stress disorder.


I insert the Angry Video Game Nerd.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 09, 2010, 06:11:01 PM
You get the Angry German Kid, who beats the crap out of you with your keyboard.

I insert Flandre Scarlet.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 09, 2010, 10:03:20 PM
I insert Tohou although I have no idea what it is.
I insert Flandre Scarlet.

So you dont know what it is
and then you put it in again

You get a computer virus that redirects your browser to 4Chan. You have post-traumatic stress disorder.

Because its sooooo scary there


at any rate, if you want a flandre so badly you can have this
(http://i52.tinypic.com/fo2mh5.jpg)
Original/fullsize at the NSFW Danbooru (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/688995)

I insert Danmaku (http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=danmaku)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 09, 2010, 11:07:06 PM
You get knights in the nightmare

I put in a new wallet


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 10, 2010, 01:57:34 PM
So you dont know what it is
I know two of the character's names and their themes.(I can't stop listening to Flandre's theeeemeee.)

@Marsgreekgod:
You get a thank-you note.
I insert said thank-you note.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 10, 2010, 03:18:38 PM
Well if you still dont know what Touhou is (pronounced Toho) its a shooting game for the pc, fairly easy to pirate and unless you live in japan thats the only way you can play it (even buying the games would require you to patch it to make it work on your pc)

Also knowing 2 of 100 something characters is kind of sad lol, its like learning pokemon all over again


at any rate you get get a youre welcome note

I insert depositories (believe it or not this is related to touhou)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 10, 2010, 04:25:28 PM
Wouldn't pirating it be illegal?
You get Flandre Scarlet. It doesn't end well for you.

I insert sunlight.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 10, 2010, 04:51:34 PM
well yeah but theres not much in the way of choice if you ever want to play it, besides the creator (one guy) has made enough money off of it and spends it mostly on booze any way

you get ash

i insert [pikachu]


DOHOHOHOHORF


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 10, 2010, 05:30:36 PM
You get the reason why he was censered.

It's worse then you think

I insert msn messeger


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 10, 2010, 05:49:48 PM
well yeah but theres not much in the way of choice if you ever want to play it, besides the creator (one guy) has made enough money off of it and spends it mostly on booze any way

Well, I'm not doing it if it's illegal, even if he has made enough money off of it. I actually want something for Christmas.
i insert [pikachu]

DOHOHOHOHORF
Gahahahahaha. ;D

I insert msn messeger
You get several emoticons and chatspeak words.
I insert my evil side.(Hopefully it will be worth it.)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 10, 2010, 08:19:53 PM
hmn there are a few freeware games here and there though... want i should do some scouring? I *think* fairy wars was free but im not sure...

Ill keep the touhou theme going, you get lily white (who is kinda a good-side evil-side character)
(http://oi54.tinypic.com/1zzjoeu.jpg)

I insert lily black for good measure

Also you should watch some videos of touhou on youtube if you want to know more about it (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=touhou+gameplay&aq=0)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 10, 2010, 08:47:02 PM
You get Cirno.

I insert Suika.(I think she's a Touhou character?)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 10, 2010, 11:13:39 PM
So you only really know Cirno and Flan? idk why but I find that selection funny.
also http://www.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Category:Characters

You get sake

I insert knives


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 11, 2010, 09:36:49 AM
You get Sakuya. Admit it, you saw it coming.(Visited the characters page)

I insert Natascha.(TF2 gun)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 11, 2010, 11:13:02 AM
you get natascha, (human female)

I insert a time bomb


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 11, 2010, 03:13:38 PM
You get a terrorist.
I insert Minecraft.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 11, 2010, 03:19:29 PM
I was wondering if youd catch it ;)

You get steve and herobrine

I insert a dragon flute (who can guess what thats from :0 )


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 11, 2010, 07:05:43 PM
You get a dragon playing the flute.

I insert a dragon playing the flute after stealing it from baekara


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 11, 2010, 07:39:52 PM
You get a leviathan playing the electric guitar.

I insert copyright.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 11, 2010, 10:12:18 PM
You get a letter saying "don't do it! I still love you!"

It makes no sense to you.

I put in the last of my logic


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 12, 2010, 04:01:08 PM
you get a pack of dogs chasing you.

I inset the rash my christmas tree just gave me.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 12, 2010, 05:14:57 PM
You get 10 more Christmas trees.
It doesn't end well for you.

I insert Remilia Scarlet.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 12, 2010, 11:40:15 PM
You get CHARISMA

I insert a Shinigami


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 13, 2010, 12:55:56 AM
you get soul from soul eater

I put in something I don't know how to deal with


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 13, 2010, 11:51:38 AM
You found out how to deal with it: By stuffing it into a vending machine.

I insert 8)'s shades.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 13, 2010, 03:38:20 PM
You get  >:( and a the 500 bucks he payed for the shades.

I put in spelunky itself!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 13, 2010, 03:52:40 PM
You get back an angry god. it's name = olmec.

I insert Ramilda Vein. (probably spelt very wrong. oh well. harry potter reference for the win)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 13, 2010, 04:09:05 PM
You get Dumbledore.

I insert Marisa.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 13, 2010, 07:24:41 PM
You get Mima

I insert one million dollars


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 13, 2010, 10:39:37 PM
You get one soda, plus tax. You still owe 7 cents


I insert a confusing joke


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 14, 2010, 04:11:23 PM
You get bats flying at your head that were shot out of your friends' mouths.

I insert a snowball


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 14, 2010, 05:42:13 PM
You get a lemon.
At least, you think it's a lemon...

I insert a Mimiga.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ZeSandvich on December 14, 2010, 07:52:26 PM
You get a block thrown at your face.
*Inserts bandage*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 14, 2010, 10:14:00 PM
You get that Mimiga's lipstick.

what?

I insert a cute cat


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 15, 2010, 02:00:36 PM
You get a vicious cat.

I insert a shrine maiden.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 15, 2010, 03:22:16 PM
You get a frog

this makes sense in context!

I insert context


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 15, 2010, 04:18:11 PM
You get back shitty clues.

I insert that lemon i got.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 15, 2010, 04:50:05 PM
You get a fan fic of the worst kind

I enter that fan fic


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 15, 2010, 06:35:34 PM
You get the Tetris x Hearts fan fic i read

I insert russians


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 15, 2010, 09:53:30 PM
you get europeans.

I insert the robot that asks "WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?" and does a dance while it gets you a drink.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 16, 2010, 11:25:35 AM
You get a refreshing drink.

I insert the robot spamming the site.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on December 16, 2010, 01:05:43 PM
You get an inbox full of spam.

I insert a squad of specially trained shopkeepers with orders to kill jonathonsharpe.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 16, 2010, 01:16:04 PM
You get their corpses. Apparently his spam was too much for them. :-[

I insert all the spam on the Internet.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 16, 2010, 04:08:27 PM
You drown in mail that shoots out of nowwhere. then you look  out your window, and see owls everywhere.

I insert jonathansharpe and all of his viagra.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 16, 2010, 05:24:44 PM
...You get a really big penis


I insert impotence


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 16, 2010, 07:01:39 PM
You get sparkle devons really big P****

What there are no rules here any more!

I throw porn in,.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 16, 2010, 07:24:03 PM
you get back a white fluid that you're curious about so you decide to taste it....


I insert this bottle. filled with brown stuff. (that's actually just chocolate milk, but still :3)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 16, 2010, 09:12:53 PM
I'm not going to taste it

just becuse you did doesn't mean I would.

You get that fluid in your mouth for being a jerk

I instert lasers.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 17, 2010, 03:00:19 PM
The lasers rebound an cut off your arm.

I insert a pen.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 17, 2010, 03:01:57 PM
You get a note saying you need at least 3 pens to buy a yogurt

I put in a yogurt, hopeing for 3 pens


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 17, 2010, 03:02:42 PM
you get three pens. but they shoot out, and kill a woman over there. *points over there*

I insert that woman.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on December 17, 2010, 03:38:49 PM
you get back a white fluid that you're curious about so you decide to taste it....

I laughed

we're terrible people


you get a bloody paste and a warrent for your arrest!

i insert GOD


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 17, 2010, 04:02:07 PM
you get my friend sean who calls himself god.

I put in a burning book


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 18, 2010, 09:59:07 AM
You get a bunch of "Firemen" sitting there throwing a flamethrower on it to catch it more on fire. (Fahrenheit 451 reference.)

I insert my pills.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 18, 2010, 12:25:05 PM
you die with out your pills before you see what you got,

I take the diamon pickaxe he would of got and put it in.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 18, 2010, 01:05:52 PM
You get two sticks and three diamonds.
I insert thin air.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 18, 2010, 06:54:10 PM
You get ozone back.

I insert a whale.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 18, 2010, 08:48:50 PM
You get a carp.

I insert this sentence.
Wait what?


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 18, 2010, 08:57:05 PM
you get sen(t) in the past (tence) to be dead before you where born

I ask the vending machine to spare me


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 19, 2010, 12:24:03 PM
A bullet shoots out of the machine and hits you in the chest. Guess it said no.

I insert shotgun shells.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 19, 2010, 02:20:19 PM
The machine turns you into a female bending machine. the vending mechine will spare no one.

my blood poors into the machine


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 19, 2010, 05:02:29 PM
the machine performs alchemy and transforms your blood into a clone of you. the clone then tries to eat you.

I insert earwax flavoured bertybots every flavour beans.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 19, 2010, 11:05:41 PM
the clone easily eats me as I am dead.

you get earwax pooring out your ears

my clone puts in my soul


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 20, 2010, 12:46:23 PM
The clone gets a Kapala and a crapload of bombs.

I insert Minecraft BETA!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 20, 2010, 06:13:15 PM
you get minecraft alpha with egg throwing that costs more.

I insert eggs


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 20, 2010, 06:34:25 PM
You get bacon.

I insert creeper juice.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 20, 2010, 08:16:41 PM
You get back that weird figure staring at you from outside your window.

I insert Stranger Danger signs.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 24, 2010, 11:06:07 AM
You get a pedophile. OHSH-
I insert a spambot.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 24, 2010, 11:39:25 AM
YOU GET AN ENDLESS FLOOD OF SPAM

I some how come back to life and put in my good twin.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 24, 2010, 03:29:07 PM
You get the embodiment of virtue.

I insert the embodiment of evil.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 24, 2010, 09:05:22 PM
you kill me and get a jar of pure evil

I don't put anything in it becuse I got stuffed in the vending mechine


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 25, 2010, 07:04:41 AM
So I insert thin air instead.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 25, 2010, 12:53:19 PM
you get a ds for some reason

I put in a 3ds that doesn't exist yet


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: ATP on December 26, 2010, 05:39:05 PM
You get the 3ds ocarina of time remake.

I put in a winter storm warning.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on December 27, 2010, 12:07:49 PM
you get 12 inchs of snow. luckly for you int's only about 1 sqaure inch around.

I put in mario candy, with a mairo figure on top


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Ninja_Zane on December 27, 2010, 12:43:29 PM
You get a bag of sugar and a chunk of plastic.

I insert my dick.

mod warnning

hey lets not go there, ok?

I wasn't aware I couldn't say dick.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 29, 2010, 03:08:02 PM
You get...I'd rather not say.

I insert your mod warning.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on December 29, 2010, 11:50:18 PM
YOu get back a false reading. we're allowed to curse here ^o^

I insert my old shitty harddrives :D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on December 30, 2010, 03:44:07 PM
You get a bunch of electric parts.

I insert my rant.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Ninja_Zane on December 31, 2010, 09:33:53 AM
You get a bunch of Internet trolls, witch are mad because of your rant.

I insert 2$ and press E 5 and the coke cola button.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on January 08, 2011, 08:32:18 PM
You get coca cola.

I insert a jellybelly


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: hyperme on January 09, 2011, 06:27:56 AM
You get a jelly Liver.

I insert the integral of x^2+3x+2.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on January 09, 2011, 01:22:58 PM
You get ???
I insert :-*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on January 10, 2011, 02:26:49 AM
a dead guy comes out and gives you a hug.
i insert my study guide for us history I


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on January 11, 2011, 01:29:50 PM
you get snake from the game "999".

I instert my dance of death


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on January 12, 2011, 01:45:03 PM
You get a really weird zombie sing-along.

I insert (http://dragcave.net/image/NfqC.gif) (http://dragcave.net/view/n/Iguana).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on January 16, 2011, 10:37:34 PM
you get a kitten in a wheelchair


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on January 18, 2011, 06:00:14 PM
I insert your nonformed insertion.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on January 18, 2011, 09:50:16 PM
you get a dark ungodly thing, the thing of nightmares and pain.

of suffering and death

It calls to you, in voices sweet, but full of pain...

so much pain.

I add in that.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on January 19, 2011, 07:13:30 PM
You get someone who looks disturbed.
I insert nothing.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Kirby on January 19, 2011, 10:18:28 PM
You get a black hole.
I insert a cowboy boot.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on January 19, 2011, 11:25:16 PM
you get a ninja star. luckly it was giong slow and only stuck in your arm and didn't cut it off

I put in 1.25 dollars


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on January 24, 2011, 02:00:47 AM
you get out a coke.

i insert his coke.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on January 25, 2011, 01:50:38 AM
you don't know what you get, I punch you in the face for stealing my coke

I instert your tooth


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on January 26, 2011, 09:42:20 PM
it comes flying out at your face and you become very mad with me. I walk away to prevent further harm :3

I throw in my pokewalker from waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there.
[ here is mars x -------------------------------------y here is me :3 and each - is like 5 feet :3


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on January 27, 2011, 11:55:08 AM
It accidentally hits Mars in the face. Wuh-oh.

I gently push Mars out of the way and insert :P.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on January 27, 2011, 07:57:28 PM
While I am runing after devon with a a large knife, you get a key that opens any door once.

Some of the blood flys all the way to the machine and into it.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on January 27, 2011, 10:14:14 PM
I AM RESPAWNED!

I insert my old body that stayed on the map.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on January 28, 2011, 10:46:56 AM
Your clone comes out. only he has no soul...


I throw in a key


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on January 28, 2011, 03:05:13 PM
the chest to which the key was associated with pops out. without the key.

I insert my homunculus.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on January 29, 2011, 10:08:25 AM
You get....something.

I insert the bloody knife with which Marsgreekgod killed SparkleDevon.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on January 31, 2011, 11:38:43 PM
you get back coagulated blood that covers all north america.

i insert my new ps1/2 controller -> pc thing :3


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on February 02, 2011, 05:27:33 PM
You get a bunch of electrical parts.

I insert Touhou.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 10, 2011, 02:44:39 AM
You get an old revived topic.

I insert a shiny coin.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 10, 2011, 04:52:40 AM
You get an upgraded signature.

I put in a  :P .


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 10, 2011, 04:54:50 AM
You get licked by your emoticon.

I insert Chocolate Quarters


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 10, 2011, 05:05:13 AM
You get a "Nom!" from my  :P inside.

I put in $2.20 and press the "Coke" button.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 10, 2011, 05:09:18 AM
*coke is dumped on your head from huge bucket* (oh I love pretending that I'm creative!)

*inserts Pokeball.*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 10, 2011, 05:26:03 AM
You receive a very confused mouse.

I put in a melon.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 10, 2011, 05:31:54 AM
You receive Watermelon Juice.

I insert Terraria


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 10, 2011, 05:35:39 AM
You receive a blue mug.

I put in some creative juices.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 10, 2011, 05:39:42 AM
You get creative thoughts :3

I insert Pringles. :D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 10, 2011, 05:49:56 AM
I get the munchies...  :-\

I put in a sausage.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: chanx on July 10, 2011, 02:08:45 PM
You get a tiny pig that says "Onik, You saw the light now pass?"

    *Insert TorchlighT*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 10, 2011, 06:25:52 PM
You get a flare!

*inserts a fireflower*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 10, 2011, 07:58:59 PM
You get the kind of enlargement you've only heard about in spam.  :D

I insert a runcible spoon.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 10, 2011, 09:18:46 PM
you get a runcible fork!

*inserts spelunky shopkeeper*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 10, 2011, 09:20:07 PM
You get a broken vending machine.

I put in a folded napkin.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 10, 2011, 09:31:32 PM
you get ripped napkin

*inserts derek yu*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 10, 2011, 09:44:56 PM
The universe implodes.

Insert fish-food.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 10, 2011, 09:50:22 PM
you get fishy fishers of fishing

*inserts Wonkyth*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 10, 2011, 09:54:57 PM
You get Me.

I put in a dollhouse.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 10, 2011, 09:58:39 PM
you get a doll of death

*inserts cleverbot*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on July 11, 2011, 03:48:15 PM
You get a rather inappropriate chatlog.

I insert recursion.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 11, 2011, 07:03:00 PM
you get a cat

*inserts the word inserts*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 11, 2011, 08:14:30 PM
You get the word "ejects"

I insert my stupid dog.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 11, 2011, 08:16:13 PM
your dog comes back out and is now a smart dog!

*inserts touhou 8 imperishable nights*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on July 11, 2011, 08:40:26 PM
You get a bunch of totally awesome music.
And lots of booze.

I insert Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 11, 2011, 09:08:18 PM
You get a totally awesome YouTube video.

I insert my name here.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 12, 2011, 12:18:34 AM
You have now lost your name, and will never have a name again, because the vending machine consumed it permanently, and modified the rules of life, so you may never. have. a. name. again. ever.

I insert him, since he lacks a name.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 12, 2011, 03:21:42 AM
I now live inside the vending machine, reunited with my name.  :D

I insert a level 7 chicken.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 12, 2011, 04:51:48 AM
you get a level 8 feather.

I insert a postcard to you :3


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 12, 2011, 05:59:03 AM
I get a postcard from you.

I put in all my time and money.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 12, 2011, 01:04:49 PM
you get nothing

*inserts a  :spl-batf: :spl-dude: :spl-dams: :spl-shop: :spl-mark: :spl-bl01: :spl-blmk: :spl-bl02: :spl-gold: *


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 12, 2011, 08:05:26 PM
You get Spelunky!

I put in a bowl of cereal.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 12, 2011, 08:41:30 PM
you get lucky charms

*inserts a spambot*


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 12, 2011, 09:27:20 PM
MELON MELON MELON!
Out of cheese error.
Redo from start.


I insert a teddybear.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 13, 2011, 02:24:41 PM
You get back some fluff.

I insert Coke.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 16, 2011, 01:16:42 AM
You are arrested for supplying drugs to... suppliers.

I insert a crystal radio.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 16, 2011, 07:39:51 AM
You get a bunch of random technical parts back, but no crystal.

I insert Tootsie Pops


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 16, 2011, 07:55:34 AM
You get a burp.

I insert an inflatable raft.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 16, 2011, 05:50:14 PM
You get a guide that yells at you to do the wrong things.

I insert My 3DS


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 16, 2011, 07:11:22 PM
you get a 3BS

*inserts some colorful letters *


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 16, 2011, 08:43:27 PM
The vending machine starts tripping balls.

I insert a pokeball.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 16, 2011, 09:03:27 PM
you get a master ball

*inserts a  ;D *


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 17, 2011, 04:45:33 PM
You get several large teeth.

I insert a water-balloon.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 17, 2011, 06:00:21 PM
you get a flood coming from the coin return slot.

I insert a Werther's


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on July 25, 2011, 05:26:23 PM
Error 404: I have no idea what a Werther's is
***You get a chocolate bar

I insert my right arm


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 25, 2011, 08:16:48 PM
You get my left arm.

I insert a full can of pringles.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on July 25, 2011, 08:59:03 PM
The pringles man comes out

i insert the pillsbury doughboy


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 25, 2011, 10:50:33 PM
You get poked.

I insert Pocky!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on July 26, 2011, 03:50:28 PM
You get Pepero

I insert a bag of chips


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on July 26, 2011, 06:08:21 PM
You get 99 cents. :3

I insert worm food.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on July 26, 2011, 07:47:03 PM
You get an Eye of Clthulu (spelling?)

I insert a videp tape of me inserting a video tape, so you can see me insert a tape on tape while you insert something.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on July 27, 2011, 05:51:53 AM
you get a videotape of you receiving a videotape.

i insert martha stewart


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on July 27, 2011, 09:22:35 AM
you get a beautifully decorated wedding cake

I insert a dissected gummy bear.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 27, 2011, 09:54:58 AM
You get one, very sad, user.

I insert a webcam.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 28, 2011, 02:37:48 AM
You get a perfect MFW picture.

I insert a polynomial.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on July 28, 2011, 02:50:24 PM
You get a math teacher

I insert derek


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on July 28, 2011, 04:41:49 PM
You get an epic shiver down your spine. (Don't ask how...))

I insert William Shatner


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on July 28, 2011, 08:38:36 PM
I don't know who that is, so...
You get a bunch of gibs.
I insert a suspicious-looking eye.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Known & Unknown on July 28, 2011, 08:45:17 PM
(William Shatner was the actor of the original Capt. Kirk from Star Trek)

You get a demon eye.

I insert some deformed mold.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 29, 2011, 01:53:31 AM
You get a lost-wax molded bell.

I insert the separating axis theorem.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on July 29, 2011, 01:59:18 PM
You get sheldon cooper

I insert counterfeit money


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: hyperme on July 29, 2011, 02:18:20 PM
You get conterfit goods.

I insert CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on July 29, 2011, 02:19:56 PM
You get herpes

I insert a bottle of beer


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 29, 2011, 03:21:34 PM
you get a OVER 9000 barrels filled with wine

i insert your worst nightmare!!!!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 29, 2011, 07:14:52 PM
You get Mushu.

I insert a spoon full of "sugar".


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on July 30, 2011, 05:17:39 AM
You get a bottle full of medicine. And you lose your sugar permanently.

I insert a Tootsie Pop.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 30, 2011, 06:25:00 AM
You get a stick and a little half-eaten tootsie roll.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on July 31, 2011, 11:15:12 AM
I rip out Wonkyth's heart and insert it because he didn't insert anything.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: gummybears123 on July 31, 2011, 12:06:24 PM
The machine ejects " >:( "

I insert fecal matter


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 31, 2011, 12:11:06 PM
um i don't know what that means so you get nothing!

Quote
i insert a quote


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 01, 2011, 10:41:42 AM
You get a gun and a red cap. (;D)

I insert cloth.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on August 02, 2011, 06:35:13 AM
You get a cold.

I insert a 3'x4' map.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: wurmy on August 04, 2011, 02:49:00 PM
I pop out and claw you to bloody ribbons.

I throw your remains in.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on August 06, 2011, 12:21:01 AM
You get a poptart filled with blood instead of 5-10% real strawberry. you're tempted to eat it...

I insert Antimatter.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on August 06, 2011, 07:13:31 AM
No matter, there's plenty more where that came from.

I insert a spanner in the works.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 06, 2011, 09:55:19 AM
I quickly put an magntic feild around the anti matter to make it not touch anything and kills us all.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on August 06, 2011, 11:56:50 AM
You get me yelling at Wonkyth for an unknown insert, and Mars for lacking an insert.

I insert frustration in the form of a kitten.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 06, 2011, 09:05:26 PM
I put in an magnetic filed. don't ask

You get the same kitten riding a shark with a freaking laser beam on it's head.

I put it 5.25 us dollars.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 10, 2011, 06:22:36 AM
You get five sodas and one fourth of a soda. Great, you just got soda all over your shoes.

I insert an abstract concept.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on August 10, 2011, 06:34:18 AM
You get ridiculed by your theoretical physics peers.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 10, 2011, 10:00:53 AM
I throw in the theoretical physics peers. BY FORCE


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 10, 2011, 10:20:26 AM
Blood 'n guts fly out of the machine.

I insert Wonkyth for not inserting anything. SERIOUSLY. >:(


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on August 11, 2011, 02:35:18 AM
You get a sincere apology, I completely forgot that time!  :'(

I put in a belly-dancer.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 11, 2011, 08:18:56 AM
You get forgiveness.
And apologies for not knowing what that is.

I insert 8)'s shades.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on August 11, 2011, 09:46:05 AM
You have no clue what you get, your dead before the machine takes it.

I put in a succubus


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on August 12, 2011, 01:49:51 AM
You get some rather disturbing noises.

I put in a bar of chocolate.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on August 12, 2011, 11:18:54 PM
You get $2

I put in Mars


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on August 13, 2011, 05:12:55 PM
You get Bars.

I insert my Nom Topic


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on August 14, 2011, 03:33:53 AM
You get a burp topic.

I put in my new Kindle.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: hyperme on August 14, 2011, 02:18:31 PM
You get an iPhone-Pad.

I insert a M-M-Mega Bump.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on August 21, 2011, 10:18:36 AM
You get a lot of glaring eyes.

I insert my story about BananaTank


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on August 22, 2011, 01:43:27 AM
You get a hoot.

I insert a gigantic rubber chicken.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on August 22, 2011, 02:32:08 AM
You get rubber feathers in your hair.

I insert the crappy new Pokemon themes.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on August 22, 2011, 02:54:31 AM
You get a shocked look from me.(thanks for warning me off it, I'm not sure I could take the loss.)

I insert a rotary fruit peeler.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on August 23, 2011, 01:40:49 PM
welp, it's personal preference. the newest one is -okay- but Past Johto, they're pretty much meh for me, then when it goes to Sinnoh, it just sucks.

You get a skinned fruit.

I insert RC Cola :D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on January 25, 2012, 09:23:06 PM
I get a tasty beverage back.

I insert both a Double Post and rebirth to this thread


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on January 25, 2012, 09:31:42 PM
You get a rush of nostalgia.

I insert an odd sock.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on January 25, 2012, 09:44:17 PM
You get the non-matching sock. you get mad.

I insert my second ps3 controller


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on January 26, 2012, 08:39:46 AM
you get a multiplayer game that you now cannot play

i insert asia


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on January 26, 2012, 09:14:05 AM
You get a few glossy pebbles. o.O

I put in my favourite kind of apple.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on January 26, 2012, 10:42:58 AM
YOU GET NOTHING!!!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!

I insert A pointless shitty stupid moronic idiototic retarded crappy Arrow to the knee joke.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on January 26, 2012, 11:43:10 AM
Some one comes, pulls out a bow, and shots you in the knee. you can't walk any more, you  life falls apart, and people make fun of you.

I put in evil


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on January 26, 2012, 11:47:42 AM
You get Satan
I put in light


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on January 26, 2012, 04:01:17 PM
You get back neutrinos

I insert chocolate


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on January 26, 2012, 09:00:09 PM
You get the sound of me chewing.

I put in a <3 for Super and his Wonka reference! ^_^


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Bae on January 26, 2012, 09:22:42 PM
You get shipped together

I insert Hali and Hyper, hoping for some terrible fusion


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on February 14, 2012, 03:52:42 PM
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_The_Killer comes out!

I insert MegaMan X


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on February 14, 2012, 07:19:21 PM
You get a robot with free will.
I insert a hamburger


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on February 14, 2012, 09:50:50 PM
Your receive vomit!

I insert a chocolate waffle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0jJIvUXG8) that is 150% cocoa. (Oh yes.)

[Wow, I found that wonderful link by accident. <3]


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on February 15, 2012, 08:42:22 AM
You get a cocoa tree.

I insert assorted memes


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on February 15, 2012, 12:52:29 PM
You implode.

I insert  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on February 15, 2012, 07:25:25 PM
you get back O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O:

i insert useless inter-human relations.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on February 16, 2012, 12:57:33 AM
You get the Uncanny Valley.

I insert a golden spoon.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on February 16, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
You get a golden bear.

I insert my SAT scores.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on February 16, 2012, 06:05:27 PM
You get a note saying: Dem scores are now lost forever!

I insert a paradox into the vending machine HOWEVER the vending machine is also a paradox meaning I inserted a paradox into a paradox while eating on the paradox train and with the like... Paradox cops and the paradox GlaDOS and the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike paradox Yoshi and the liike ya know, The paradox life. So I was liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike. Paradoxin da paradoxes and like ya know. Eating the tacos so yeah.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on February 16, 2012, 09:52:13 PM
You get back a Bad Egg.

I insert Koala shrapnel.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on February 17, 2012, 12:27:09 AM
You get a Koala

I insert the question "What did you get for you SAT scores, and is it good/enough?" :D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on February 17, 2012, 04:16:10 PM
Nothing happens as a queston is just sound. vending machines don't take sound.

I write down your queston for you however, and put it in.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Sparkle on February 17, 2012, 04:29:26 PM
You get out and 1840, out of a range from 600 to 2400 which is actually pretty rad for a first attempt :'D

(Yes, our order worked like a charm!)

I insert my love for Mossys everywhere<3


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on February 17, 2012, 05:38:18 PM
You get mods and the destruction of spambots everywhere

I insert a slinky


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on April 30, 2012, 06:55:03 AM
Spring Man pops out of the vending machine and strangles you.

I insert an unborn baby.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 07, 2012, 03:56:15 PM
You ge a newborn baby!

I insert a Necro.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 07, 2012, 03:57:44 PM
You get an apple (I have no clue what a necro is). I insert love


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 07, 2012, 04:03:21 PM
You get an apple (I have no clue what a necro is). I insert love

You got a angry wife.

I inserted spam.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 07, 2012, 04:14:20 PM
You get ham. I insert 5,000 lines of binary. They start like this:
111001010101001010110110110000010110101010111101001101101010111110001011010101001010010101000111010010110010101001010101010100010011001001001101001010101010101010010101001010101010101010010010010110001010010000011110101001010100000000000000000000111010101010101011111111111111111100101010010101010010101010010101010010000000111111011010001110010101010010101010


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 07, 2012, 04:18:45 PM
You get ham. I insert 5,000 lines of binary. They start like this:
111001010101001010110110110000010110101010111101001101101010111110001011010101001010010101000111010010110010101001010101010100010011001001001101001010101010101010010101001010101010101010010010010110001010010000011110101001010100000000000000000000111010101010101011111111111111111100101010010101010010101010010101010010000000111111011010001110010101010010101010

The vending machine says: I speak English, you know!

I inserted a paradox.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 07, 2012, 04:24:23 PM
Sorry for the line going on forever. I thought it would automatically break. You get a double-paradox. I insert money


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on July 07, 2012, 04:57:00 PM
You get scammed

I insert a knife
a necro is bumping DEAD threads


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 07, 2012, 04:59:07 PM
The vending machine starts spitting shurikens at you.

I insert Trilby and his hat.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 07, 2012, 06:00:39 PM
You get a bloody mess. I insert peace and well thought out arguments


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 07, 2012, 06:10:22 PM
Phoenix Wright is blasted out of the vending machine.

I insert OBJECTION!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 07, 2012, 06:32:36 PM
A judges gavel comes out. I insert Barrack Obama. (Don't take this one too far guys.)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 08, 2012, 03:57:10 AM
The venting machine said. "Thanks! I'll keep him here forever!"

I inserted myself.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on July 08, 2012, 06:43:55 AM
You get me.

I insert Void.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 08, 2012, 07:04:42 AM
You get a runtime error.

I insert recursion.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 08, 2012, 03:54:30 PM
You die

I insert Spelunky Xbla


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 08, 2012, 03:55:38 PM
The vending machine explodes from the epicness

I insert Trilby into a new vending machine.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 08, 2012, 04:24:42 PM
He again dies. I insert my wee wee


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 08, 2012, 06:30:08 PM
You lose Item: wee wee.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 08, 2012, 06:48:14 PM
You didn't insert so you get nothing. I insert my signed My Chemical Romance guitar pick.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on July 08, 2012, 07:39:10 PM
The vending machine keeps it cause hes a fan too. Wow you lost some important stuff

I insert Hank Hill


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 08, 2012, 08:01:33 PM
You get a beer. I insert super. (YAY Another King Of The Hill fan!!!)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on July 08, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
You get 1extremely billion different avatars

I insert cabbage


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 08, 2012, 08:12:22 PM
You get lettuce. I insert Derek


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 08, 2012, 09:00:28 PM
The vending machine has SuperX46 become the new Derek and mods everyone he likes on this forum. (Mvskoke, Nathan, Shane, Bae, Sparkle, Delcee, Gummy, Eguee, etc etc)
I insert a puppy


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 08, 2012, 10:42:46 PM
Yea!!! You get a fire hydrant. I insert a monkey brain


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on July 09, 2012, 06:03:16 AM
You get the dinner scene from Temple of Doom.

I insert a brown fedora.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 09, 2012, 06:27:13 AM
You got Indiana Jones.

I insert Arucard.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 09, 2012, 08:12:22 AM
You get nightmares. I insert a smiley  :D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 09, 2012, 08:52:35 AM
You get nightmares. I insert a smiley  :D

You get a Cryley.  :'(

I insert the freaky bunny that's in Arucard's current avatar.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 09, 2012, 09:04:33 AM
You get murdered. I insert this smiley  8)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 09, 2012, 09:17:48 AM
You get this smiley: :-*

I insert this text.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 09, 2012, 09:30:02 AM
You get "this text". I insert Coke


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 09, 2012, 09:31:40 AM
You get "this text". I insert Coke

You get cocaine.

I insert SuperX46's old avatar.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 09, 2012, 12:30:36 PM
Hey offtopic, but what was my old avatar?


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 09, 2012, 12:39:06 PM
Hey offtopic, but what was my old avatar?

The one with a skull-like face, seemed to be on a yellowish fire and carrying a cool sword ?


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 09, 2012, 08:28:31 PM
You get his even older one. (The ice man) I insert the Weeds season 8 premiere


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on July 11, 2012, 09:50:09 AM
The one with a skull-like face, seemed to be on a yellowish fire and carrying a cool sword ?
Is that the one he has now (again?) It's from Castle Crashers if so.
_________________________________________________________

You get arrested for possession.

I insert 55 pieces of pizza flavored GoldfishTM brand crackers.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 11, 2012, 10:38:35 AM
Is that the one he has now (again?) It's from Castle Crashers if so

The previous one to his current avatar.

You get a goldfish who loves pizza flavoured crackers.


I insert Nathantcash.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 11, 2012, 11:37:58 AM
You get so much sheer awesomeness you die. I insert the next poster


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 11, 2012, 11:41:52 AM
Is that the one he has now (again?) It's from Castle Crashers if so.
Yeah. I still have it, just added all sorts of kewl stuff to it!


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 11, 2012, 11:43:08 AM
oh I thought that guy was a gavel at first


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 11, 2012, 12:08:51 PM
You've inserted SuperX46 and got Nathantash.  :P

I insert Marsgreekgod.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 11, 2012, 12:38:39 PM
A slimey heap of deformed dead babies climb out of the vending machine.

I insert Mike Dawnson


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 11, 2012, 12:58:13 PM
You get whatever the next poster inserts. I insert some C# code


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 11, 2012, 01:01:58 PM
You get a XNA game that can be played on  a Xbox.

I insert Bodyless. ("Hey! Why do you want to insert me into the machine? WHAT!?! SuperX46 now owns me?!?  >:( ").


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 11, 2012, 02:24:50 PM
You get a dude with a body. I insert a wii


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: EdenNov on July 11, 2012, 02:54:30 PM
You get a puu.
I insert the Higgs boson.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 11, 2012, 03:27:18 PM
You get a regular particle. I insert Freezepop


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 12, 2012, 04:54:55 AM
You get a regular particle. I insert Freezepop

You get a sucker that sucks.

I insert Kirby.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 12, 2012, 12:22:04 PM
You get my 1/5 of the way done kirby reskin


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: EdenNov on July 12, 2012, 02:11:26 PM
You get an angry face for not inserting anything >:(
I insert :spl-gold:


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on July 12, 2012, 02:26:31 PM
you get  :spl-shop:

I insert
Marquees


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 12, 2012, 03:57:46 PM
You get banned. I insert a url (http://url)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 13, 2012, 02:23:00 AM
You get banned. I insert a url (http://url)

You get 404'd!

I insert Homestar Runner (http://www.homestarrunner.com).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 13, 2012, 02:24:18 AM
You get poop. I insert nirvana


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on July 21, 2012, 04:19:14 AM
You get spiritual oneness.
I insert the shrill cry of a newborn baby.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 21, 2012, 05:29:24 AM
You get spiritual oneness.
I insert the shrill cry of a newborn baby.

You get irritated.

I insert Bae.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 21, 2012, 03:23:12 PM
You get molested (JK JK JK JK). I insert my wee wee


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on July 21, 2012, 10:57:20 PM
You did that already. ._.
I insert a bagel.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on July 21, 2012, 11:02:53 PM
You get a ring toss

I insert Mike Dawnson


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 22, 2012, 08:40:24 AM
You get Shane dawson


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 22, 2012, 12:14:28 PM
The machine says "Hay, I don't give you stuff for nothing!" (You forgot to insert something).


I insert EdenNov.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: EdenNov on July 22, 2012, 01:50:18 PM
You get a Holy Hand Grenade.
I insert KarjamP.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 22, 2012, 02:39:05 PM
You get Miijam.

I insert myself.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 22, 2012, 04:19:14 PM
You get pure happiness


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 22, 2012, 10:27:31 PM
The machine says: "COME NOW!!! INSERT SOMETHING!!!"

I inserted Nathan again.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 22, 2012, 11:04:20 PM
You get pure bliss. I inseert my xbox


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 22, 2012, 11:54:50 PM
You get a Xbox 720 before it's release!

I insert my 6-year old computer.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 23, 2012, 01:23:11 AM
You get a 12 year old computer! I insert sprites


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 23, 2012, 02:21:17 AM
You get a 3D model.

I inserted Microsoft.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 23, 2012, 02:55:54 AM
You get Apple! I insert a usb


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on July 24, 2012, 08:47:07 AM
You get a flash drive I insert a pencil


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 24, 2012, 11:11:06 AM
You get an essay on "How to insert punctuation into your sentences".  :P

I insert said essay.  :P


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 24, 2012, 11:29:00 AM
You get a red pen.

I insert a squirrel ;-\


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 24, 2012, 01:49:41 PM
You get a dead squirrel l. I insert a bee


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 24, 2012, 02:50:44 PM
You get the second letter of the alphabet.

I insert Pokémon Black 2.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 24, 2012, 08:12:13 PM
You get two black Pokemon. I insert my wee wee (Jk I have already done that too many times) I insert scrubs


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 25, 2012, 01:58:13 AM
You get a Sburcs.

I insert Stanley Yelnuts.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 25, 2012, 01:58:59 AM
You get batman. I insert batman


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 25, 2012, 04:20:51 AM
You get Aquaman. Outrageous!

I insert a Shadow (Pureblood Heartless).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 25, 2012, 01:56:55 PM
You get light. I insert watermellon


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 25, 2012, 02:02:29 PM
You get bananas.

I insert nathantcash's avatar ;D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 25, 2012, 03:05:52 PM
You get Super Meat Boy with the Spelunker already unlocked. I insert the idol from spelunky


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 25, 2012, 03:15:06 PM
You get the Crystal Skull.


I insert Castle Oblivion... somehow...


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 25, 2012, 03:59:20 PM
You die. I insert a peace symbol


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 25, 2012, 04:01:05 PM
I come out alive? WTF?

I insert the Japanese symbol for Shane.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: marsgreekgod on July 25, 2012, 05:37:47 PM
You get a disembodied mouth yelling at you to eat smiley faces

I put in pokemon conquest


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 25, 2012, 07:29:35 PM
You get a log of the pokemon's failed conquest. I insert the joker's face paint


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on July 25, 2012, 10:08:50 PM
You get thrown in arkham asylum

I insert spelunkers whip


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 26, 2012, 12:22:14 AM
You get a kinky shopkeeper. I insert an Xbox live subscription


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 26, 2012, 02:45:00 AM
You get a kinky shopkeeper. I insert an Xbox live subscription
You get a live XBox. It lives. It eats. That sort of live. The XBox is alive!

I put in nathantcash's avatar's whip.

I put in pokemon conquest
Awesome ;D
Pity I was far too late... :(


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 26, 2012, 04:09:02 AM
You get a Spelunkyman who's wondering where his whip is.

I insert Shane.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 26, 2012, 06:50:02 AM
You get kicked in the face by a Shane Clone.

I insert Tio.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 27, 2012, 03:23:14 AM
You get Ryudo.

私はシェーンを挿入します。 (I insert Shane).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 27, 2012, 05:16:25 AM
You get Shane's Cave Story 1. A mod of Cave Story.

I insert "Castle_B.it"


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 27, 2012, 08:19:39 AM
You get a bit of a graphics card. I insert my car


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 27, 2012, 08:21:00 AM
You get a spare wheel.

I insert Joey Wheeler's duel disk-thing.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 27, 2012, 08:24:30 AM
You get a frisbee. I insert a jarate


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on July 27, 2012, 08:46:00 AM
You get karate

I insert blood from my victims


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 27, 2012, 09:01:15 AM
You get a vampire


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 27, 2012, 09:14:46 AM
You also get a vampire for not inserting anything. -.-'

I insert Team Fortress 2.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 27, 2012, 09:47:39 AM
You get a hand-held teleporter that will teleport you to Never Land.


I insert a hand-held teleporter that teleports people to Castle Oblivion.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on July 28, 2012, 05:20:07 AM
You get nothing, you teleported away the machine.

Fortunately at the same time, someone else teleported another to this exact location.

I insert Matthew Broderick (Ferris Bueller)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 28, 2012, 09:26:09 AM
You get a corpse.

I insert La-Mulana with Shorn (Lemeza's father) as the player character.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 28, 2012, 09:53:03 AM
You get a Cave Story Hack.

I insert アルカード。


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 28, 2012, 10:36:52 AM
You get an entire deck of cards :)




I insert Battle 2 (a song in Chrono Trigger)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 28, 2012, 10:44:51 AM
You get a beta version of Chrono Trigger, as accoring to the midi site VGMusic.com, it's a scrapped song.

I insert Akinator (http://en.akinator.com/).


Title: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 28, 2012, 10:47:02 AM
You get Akinator +, a better version.
That thing couldn't guess who I was thinking of ;D


I insert my first Sky Dragon, Green Demon Dragon:
(http://i.imgur.com/7ABGv.gif)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 28, 2012, 11:48:22 AM
You get your other Sky Dragon, Gale Storm Dragon.
(http://i.imgur.com/eKR2E.gif)

I insert Cave Story+.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 28, 2012, 12:13:19 PM
You get the original Cave Story and a mod I made for it, Shadow of the Stars.

I insert my avatar.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 28, 2012, 12:21:15 PM
You get Goku.

I insert Gohan.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 28, 2012, 12:32:16 PM
You get my avatar.

I insert an Afrikaans dictionary.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 28, 2012, 01:35:43 PM
You get a Zulu dictionary.

I insert my Genki textbooks (http://genki.japantimes.co.jp/index_en).  :)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 28, 2012, 01:56:41 PM
You get the Japanese symbol for ice. :)

I insert Akinator's brother.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 28, 2012, 02:18:30 PM
You get Akinator's mother. :)

I insert ハイパーミー。


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 28, 2012, 04:08:05 PM
You get a squirrel.

I insert a R5.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 28, 2012, 08:21:50 PM
You get a R6. I insert a videogame


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 29, 2012, 12:27:17 AM
You get a video gamer

I insert a 10 South African Rand note.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 29, 2012, 01:30:13 AM
You obtain a R100.

I insert a picture of Piccolo using his Special Beam Cannon.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 29, 2012, 07:47:44 AM
You get a real Piccolo using his Special Beam Cannon on you!

I insert マースグリーックガーッド。 (hint: on Google Translate, hit "read phonetics" to know whom I talk about. It tends to mistranslate the usernames of people on the forums kananized! (like this one!) ).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 29, 2012, 09:07:39 AM
(hint: on Google Translate, hit "read phonetics" to know whom I talk about. It tends to mistranslate the usernames of people on the forums kananized! (like this one!) ).
... if I hit it then I'll break my monitor.
And you get a half cat, half squirrel thing...

I insert Shēn.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 29, 2012, 12:02:25 PM
You get 謝恩。(HINT: It's chinese.  :P )

I insert カージャンピー。


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 29, 2012, 12:28:00 PM
... Why in blazes do I get a thank-you party and myself at once? :o

You get KITT from Knight Rider :D

I insert 'n Swaard van Maart.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 29, 2012, 12:36:29 PM
You get another book that Google doesn't know about.  :P

I insert the vending machine itself.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 29, 2012, 12:39:16 PM
Wait, 'n Swaard van Maart is a book :o

Congratulations, you get two Vending Machines - the previous one broke down...


I insert Alder, the Champion of Unova in Black & White 1.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 29, 2012, 12:42:59 PM
You get Iris, the champion of Unova in Black and White 2.

I insert a ピーコック。


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 29, 2012, 12:47:02 PM
You get a Peacock Sword :)

I insert Captain Jack Sparrow who says "I can name fingers and point names"


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 29, 2012, 12:59:56 PM
You get the lonely islands. I insert hot chocolate


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 29, 2012, 01:30:53 PM
You get Milo. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_%28drink%29)

I insert a Madam and Eve (http://www.madamandeve.co.za/) comic.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 29, 2012, 03:20:04 PM
You get a video tape containing all the episodes.

I insert Heatran...


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 29, 2012, 03:20:53 PM
you get coldtran. I insert Starwars the Force Unleashed 2


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 29, 2012, 03:31:50 PM
You get Star Wars: Empire at War.

I insert Elemental Hero Phoenix Enforcer.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 29, 2012, 03:34:26 PM
You get air because I dont know what that is. I insert eyeballs


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 29, 2012, 03:51:41 PM
A Yu-Gi-Oh! card.

And you get the Eye of Valmar (from Grandia II).

I insert an Eyeball Bat (also from Grandia II).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 29, 2012, 04:05:15 PM
you get a spelunky bat. I insert my wii because I dont play it anymore


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 29, 2012, 10:28:19 PM
You get a Wii U early!

I insert my NDS since I don't need it anymore (I have a 3DS).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 29, 2012, 10:48:14 PM
You get my dsi. I insert ALL of my posts


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 30, 2012, 02:31:58 AM
You get a post count of 0.
I insert all of my future signature pics (since I don't know what the sig-pic size limit is here).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 30, 2012, 02:46:39 AM
You get a brownie. I insert a dolphin


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 30, 2012, 03:09:41 AM
You get Spongebob.

I insert Super Saiyan Vegito.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 30, 2012, 10:58:30 AM
You get Lf 2. I insert a potato


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: EdenNov on July 30, 2012, 12:04:51 PM
You get GLaDOS.
I insert a Portal Gun.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 30, 2012, 01:00:28 PM
You get Mari0 (with the portal gun).

I insert Crono, Marle and two swords.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 30, 2012, 01:14:07 PM
You get a robot that kills you. I insert a lollypop


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 30, 2012, 01:23:18 PM
You get chewing gum, charcoal and orange juice ;D

I insert an explosive...


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 30, 2012, 01:52:00 PM
You get arrested


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 30, 2012, 01:59:19 PM
You also get arrested for not inserting something.

Gosh, why do you sometimes NOT insert something?

I insert this post.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 30, 2012, 02:00:30 PM
You get a post from the Emuparadise Forums.

The police allow me insert stuff so I insert a reminder to nathantcash to NOT FORGET TO INSERT SOMETHING.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 30, 2012, 02:12:04 PM
You get my ashes. I insert yogurt


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 30, 2012, 02:16:10 PM
You get milk.

I insert Adrian Monk, a detective.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on July 31, 2012, 12:46:11 AM
You get another detective who likes things clean, tidy and in order.

I insert the ashes of Nathantcash.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 31, 2012, 03:02:41 AM
You get nathantcash's corpse.

I insert a flute... like that one Henry has in Little Fighter 2...


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 31, 2012, 03:10:42 PM
You get henry from little fighter. I insert my one and only enemy


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on July 31, 2012, 03:44:27 PM
You get your best friend.

I insert a video game called Icy Tower.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on July 31, 2012, 05:52:02 PM
You get a game called fiery tower


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 01, 2012, 02:33:18 AM
You get a paradox for not inserting something.  >:(

I insert Nathantcash's forgetfullness. (http://mossmouth.com/forums/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 01, 2012, 02:50:32 AM
You get my remembrance. I insert opium


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 01, 2012, 04:06:51 AM
You get Pokémon Blood Red.
(that was random)

I insert all eight Harry Potter movies and all seven books.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Arucard on August 01, 2012, 05:07:00 AM
You get assaulted by Harry Potter fans.

I insert Tesla's Death Ray- Travel Edition.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 01, 2012, 09:41:03 AM
The machine zaps you with it! Game Over.

I insert the Game Over.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 01, 2012, 10:22:19 AM
You get killed. I insert 99 heads


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 01, 2012, 12:43:05 PM
You get 99 skulls and a head.

I insert Patamon.
Why does the name sound so familiar...?


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Xama_ on August 02, 2012, 01:37:14 AM
I insert a : "WTF"


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 02, 2012, 03:06:12 AM
You get a Mottled Spider.

I insert Patamon again, seeing as I got nothin'...


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 02, 2012, 04:18:38 AM
You got entry into the Digimon world!  :o

I insert Wikipedia.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 02, 2012, 05:53:37 AM
You get a dictionary that is so heavy that fifty people are required to lift it.




I insert Zekrom, Reshiram and Kyurem.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 02, 2012, 10:20:07 AM
You get a Ying Yang symbol.

I insert Dialga, Palkia, Giratina and Arceus.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 02, 2012, 10:20:39 AM
You get Sinnoh.

I insert Balrog from Cave Story.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 02, 2012, 12:43:36 PM
You get Misery from said game!

I insert Shane (yet again :) ).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 02, 2012, 02:08:45 PM
You get my evil Alter Ego, Wayne Jakobus Michael. He's pure evil. He's at the Emuparadise Forums and bleeding.
Gave him a bloody good sword attack...



... Anyway.
I insert Meloetta. :)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 03, 2012, 01:59:27 AM
You get Simba! I insert my heart


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 03, 2012, 02:01:20 AM
You get Woobat and Swoobat :)

I insert Jack Sparrow from Kingdom Hearts II.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 03, 2012, 05:10:43 AM
You get Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Carribean series.  :P

(Yeah, I knoe they're the same person, but...)

I insert Bodyless.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 03, 2012, 06:42:06 AM
You get Heartless.

I insert an army of 50 Novashadows from Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 03, 2012, 12:11:03 PM
You get 100 nova shadows. I insert chick-fil-a (a fast food chicken restaurant)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 03, 2012, 12:13:37 PM
You get KFC (whatever the f**k that is).

I insert Lufia - Curse of the Sinistrals. It's a DS game that I've recently begun to play on an emulator.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 03, 2012, 12:19:39 PM
You get the DS version of Chrono Trigger! (I was lucky to get it at BT Games Blue Route Mall, where I got it for R99.

I insert Blue Route Mall.  :D


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 03, 2012, 12:21:15 PM
You get the DS version of Chrono Trigger! (I was lucky to get it at BT Games Blue Route Mall, where I got it for R99.
I insert that DS version, since it's on my PC and I emulate it.
And with it I insert Benjamin Kirby Tennyson. Two things in one Vending Machine...


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 03, 2012, 01:06:51 PM
Congratulations! You get a Ben Ten RPG!

I reinsert Blue Route Mall since Shane forgot go give me something.   >:(


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 03, 2012, 01:11:38 PM
OH S**T! Sorry!

I give you R100 and from the Vending Machine you get Red Route Mall :)

I insert Terraria.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on August 03, 2012, 01:25:54 PM
You get quote

I insert the Twins


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 04, 2012, 02:47:59 AM
What twins?
You get the Triplets.

I insert Super Hyper Raging Inhuman 3 Shaun Engiabo... :-\
(to sprite in future)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 04, 2012, 04:50:02 AM
The machine is going crazy over all thoses adjectives!  :o

I insert the cryley.  :'(


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 04, 2012, 12:12:09 PM
You get nothing because the machine is crazy. Or you get something that is invisible, I dunno.
I insert someone to fix the crazy machine :)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 04, 2012, 01:42:12 PM
You get a fixed vending machine. I insert wild goats


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 04, 2012, 02:43:07 PM
You get a Goat Fakemon (Fake Pokémon).

I insert Maxim from Lufia - Curse of the Sinistrals.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 06, 2012, 11:55:32 AM
You get a Maxim Tamato from the Kirby series! [/lamepun]

I insert Marsgreekgod's mother.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 06, 2012, 12:11:25 PM
You get niceness??? I insert my mother


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 06, 2012, 12:30:44 PM
You get a brother?

I insert the cat that attempted to murder me.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 06, 2012, 12:39:33 PM
You get a dog. I insert a graham cracker


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 06, 2012, 04:01:52 PM
You get the guy from King's Quest, Graham.

I insert the Book of Prophecy from Avalon Code...


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 06, 2012, 04:36:55 PM
You get a bible. I insert a bible


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Audioworm on August 06, 2012, 10:21:47 PM
The bible is torn apart by the machine's inner mechanisms. You get eternal damnation.

I insert 8)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 07, 2012, 12:00:53 AM
You get  :o ("WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GLASSES!?!")

I insert (http://mossmouth.com/forums/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 07, 2012, 02:58:52 AM
You get  :o. I insert 1000 spambots


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 07, 2012, 04:15:39 AM
You get 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 00 Spam.  :P

I insert I insert I insert I insert I insert...


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 07, 2012, 05:23:47 AM
I am so surprised that you get nothing because the vending machine is shocked to see its creator.

I insert Audioworm.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on August 10, 2012, 05:44:10 AM
You get Royal Ragequit.

I insert Simon Belmont.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 10, 2012, 05:47:40 AM
You get Dracula.

I insert The Count from Sesame Street.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 10, 2012, 07:18:15 AM
You get Count Dracura.

I insert Riku's theme. (Kingdom Hearts)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 11, 2012, 08:28:01 PM
You get mario's theme


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on August 11, 2012, 10:18:25 PM
You get your anus penetrated for not inserting anything.

I insert a kitten.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 11, 2012, 10:45:16 PM
You die


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 12, 2012, 04:16:03 AM
A paradox occured for Nathan to not insert anything.  >:(

I insert  >:( .


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 12, 2012, 05:21:04 AM
You get so angry that you explode.

I insert... okay, I'm too scared to even type it such is my fear of it. So I'm not going to insert it.
Instead, I'll insert cold medicine.
And yes, I have a cold. Medicine just has no effect on me.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on August 12, 2012, 10:11:50 AM
You get fever medicine

I insert a moustache


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 12, 2012, 11:33:05 AM
You get Robotnik's mustache (I think that's how it's spelled in British English).

I insert a bacon and cheese pizza.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 12, 2012, 11:39:53 AM
You get Robotnik's mustache (I think that's how it's spelled in British English).

I insert a bacon and cheese pizza.

You get Bacon and Cheese.

I insert Pizza.  :P


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 13, 2012, 03:04:08 AM
You get a paper pizza :)

I insert Quest for Glory II's Dervish.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 13, 2012, 06:40:49 PM
You get Mario  ;D. I insert Banjo Kazooie(the original)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on August 13, 2012, 09:19:24 PM
You get Banjo-Fourie

I insert golden feathers from banjo-kazooie


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 13, 2012, 09:31:15 PM
You get a jiffy. I insert a jingo from banjo kazooie


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on August 13, 2012, 10:28:58 PM
You get the jinjanator

I insert gruntys skull


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 13, 2012, 10:31:43 PM
You get her sister. I insert the need for a forth game that is relevant to the originals.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 14, 2012, 03:04:00 AM
You get the need for speed.

I insert a buggy Roxas from Kingdom Hearts Re:coded's most difficulty System Sector.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 14, 2012, 09:11:05 AM
You get the Missingno.

I insert Pokemon Green (released only in Japan).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 14, 2012, 10:05:10 AM
You get Pokémon Brown, which is full of Bidoof. Everything is Bidoof. Except the terrain. ;)

I insert Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrows.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 14, 2012, 12:53:11 PM
You get the barbarian game


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 15, 2012, 02:23:22 AM
The universe explodes as Nathan keeps forgetting to insert something.

I insert the big bang.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 15, 2012, 03:08:11 AM
You get the big band theory (the tv show). I insert sheldon from said show


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 15, 2012, 05:05:46 AM
You get Sheldon from a television program that is Afrikaans.

I insert that television program.
(It's 7de Laan, but I don't think it's aired anywhere else other than South Africa)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 15, 2012, 05:42:11 AM
You got 7th Avenue!

I insert my college.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 15, 2012, 12:57:09 PM
You get high school

I insert my 24+ fears...


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 15, 2012, 01:16:52 PM
You get 48+ Fears.

I insert a school called Vista Nova.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 15, 2012, 05:00:14 PM
You get a SuperNova I insert forum activity


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 16, 2012, 02:47:30 AM
You get forum inactivity.

I insert my SCS victory pose:
(http://i.imgur.com/IP9Th.gif)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 16, 2012, 08:23:10 AM
You get a loser pose. (http://fc06.deviantart.net/images/i/2003/38/a/2/Devil_emoticon.gif)

I insert (http://fc01.deviantart.net/images/i/2003/46/6/4/Anime_Sweatdrop_Emoticon_v2b).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 16, 2012, 09:47:01 AM
You get an Epic Light Green Giant Heavy Ancient Embarrassed Sleepy Annoyed Angry Broken Sword 8)
I insert |\| | |\| _| /-\ . :)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 16, 2012, 11:21:25 AM
You get a  :) staring at some twigs in the ground. One of them is leaning against another, and the only two twigs he's not looking at are tied together.  :)

I insert (http://fc06.deviantart.net/images/i/2003/38/a/2/Devil_emoticon.gif).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 16, 2012, 11:32:59 AM
You get Sam Winchester from Supernatural.

What I insert is his brother, Dean.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 16, 2012, 11:37:15 AM
You get Sam.

I insert Dean. (Deja Vu :) )


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 16, 2012, 11:38:03 AM
You get Sam the talking dog who is also a police"man".

I insert his pal, Max.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 16, 2012, 05:36:31 PM
You get my dog max. I insert Selena gomez


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 17, 2012, 02:45:04 AM
You get that other songstress who also has her own show, whose name escapes me. :-\
A Disney show, from what I recall. -_-

I insert Balrog the giant toast-- okay, the giant bar of soap (that's what Balrog is based on, according to Pixel).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 17, 2012, 02:59:40 AM
you get clean. I insert a spelunky mod im making


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 17, 2012, 03:07:27 AM
Your mod gets deleted.  :o

I insert Hanna Montana (Whom I think Shane's thinking of when he said "songstress who also has her own show).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 17, 2012, 03:15:29 AM
Ah, yeah, that one.
And you get Hannah's other identity.

I insert Elemental Hero Neos.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 17, 2012, 06:25:18 AM
You get Neo from "The Martix".

I insert those two Curly resprite picts that's in Shane's avatar.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 17, 2012, 06:44:51 AM
Two?
Guess I'll have to add the other Curly resprite I made, seeing as one is a Curly resprite and the other is a Quote resprite.
Anyway, you get Shane's Cave Story.

I insert the Quote resprite - me :)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 17, 2012, 07:02:21 AM
You get Terrarian Quote.

I insert Ciretako.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 17, 2012, 07:37:58 AM
You get a Tasen-Komato Elite Annihilator, basically half-Tasen Elite and half-Komato Annihilator.

I insert the Princess of Draconia, who happens to be the pyro in my signature.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 17, 2012, 11:00:35 AM
You get princess peach. I insert sonic


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 17, 2012, 11:32:43 AM
You get the need for speed.

I insert the Cryomancer in my signature who will be a character in the Shane's Cave Story series starting in SCS2.
She's the one who starts spinning around and then creates an ice orb.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 18, 2012, 10:34:32 AM
You get a successful mod. I insert my long awaited mod


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 18, 2012, 10:57:33 AM
You get a Kirby Super Star Ultra hack.

I insert Nathan, my cousin.  :P


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 18, 2012, 11:59:01 AM
You get Johnny English.

I insert Steam.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 18, 2012, 01:02:30 PM
You get Steam Boat Willie.

I insert Mickey Mouse.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 18, 2012, 02:18:48 PM
You get his Keyblade :)

I insert Johnny English.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 19, 2012, 12:49:07 AM
You get Johnny Spanish? I insert my life


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 19, 2012, 04:40:11 AM
You get your birth certificate.

I insert the seven pieces of Valmar: the Tongue, Eyes, Claw, Horns, Body, Heart and Wings.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 19, 2012, 04:53:24 AM
You get a horned eagle.

I insert The Rescuers: Down Under (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rescuers_Down_Under).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on August 19, 2012, 07:59:19 AM
You get a kangaroo rat

I insert a lamp


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 19, 2012, 11:39:57 AM
You get Akinator. :P

I insert the final boss of Cave Story (Ballos and I wish this forum had spoilers).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 19, 2012, 01:30:15 PM
You get balarg. I insert mv


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 19, 2012, 01:32:20 PM
You get VM.

I insert Jackie Chan.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 19, 2012, 01:33:24 PM
You get his lame video game that flopped. I insert air


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 19, 2012, 01:36:28 PM
You get water.

Jackie Chan had a video game?

I insert earth.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on August 19, 2012, 03:26:24 PM
You get wind
yea it was in the cracked article i posted

I insert fire


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 19, 2012, 03:30:27 PM
You get Elemental Hero Flame Wingman. ;)

I insert Charlotte from Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 19, 2012, 09:47:34 PM
You get tyvorc?'s remake of it. I insert  school :(


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Gorm on August 19, 2012, 10:33:21 PM
You get homework.

I insert my dreams.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 19, 2012, 11:32:10 PM
You get nightmares.

I insert Gorm.  :P


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 20, 2012, 03:35:52 AM
You get a portal to Gormiti.

I insert ununhexium.
If you don't know what that is, it's chemical element 116.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 20, 2012, 03:09:21 PM
You get chemical element 117. I insert my geometry homework


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 20, 2012, 03:12:42 PM
You get history homework. :P

I insert... this desktop background of mine.
(http://i.imgur.com/91CdA.jpg)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 20, 2012, 03:16:42 PM
You get a penguin. I insert a pickax


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on August 20, 2012, 03:20:05 PM
You get iron ore

I insert a cracker


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 20, 2012, 03:20:34 PM
You get this thing. (http://i.imgur.com/DPQKL.png)

I insert the Boreblade. My own Keyblade :)
(http://i.imgur.com/qonYb.png)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 20, 2012, 03:32:22 PM
You get the real key blade. I insert South Park


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 20, 2012, 03:41:25 PM
You get North Park
I insert (http://i.imgur.com/1T74w.png)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 20, 2012, 04:19:51 PM
You get pokemon y. I insert my pillow


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 20, 2012, 04:23:22 PM
You get feathers.

I insert Fearow.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 20, 2012, 11:41:22 PM
You get a ferret. I insert  ;)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 21, 2012, 03:37:51 AM
You get :P

I insert this screenshot (I play Pokémon Black and White with an emulator, so...):
(http://i.imgur.com/mfW9e.png)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 21, 2012, 08:00:26 AM
Nintendo came out of the machine.

They said, "STOP PIRATING OUR GAMES!!! AND STOP CHEATING AS WELL!!!"

I insert Gamefreak.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 21, 2012, 08:26:12 AM
You get Ghostfreak.

I insert...
Mimiga.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 21, 2012, 09:15:25 AM
YOU GOT RED FLOWERS TO FEED THE MIMIGA! (http://fc06.deviantart.net/images/i/2003/38/a/2/Devil_emoticon.gif)

I insert (http://mossmouth.com/forums/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 21, 2012, 09:30:14 AM
You get 8)

I insert Gaudi.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 21, 2012, 02:54:27 PM
You get a party. I insert my gf that doesn't exist


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 21, 2012, 03:03:33 PM
You get a Nobody named Xion.

I insert a Gunblade.
(http://i.imgur.com/HOnHT.png)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 23, 2012, 01:17:48 PM
You get a gun with a bayonet attachment. I insert yang from spelunky xbla


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 23, 2012, 01:22:30 PM
You get Yin (Yin and Yang ;))

I insert the time in the top-left corner.
(http://i.imgur.com/aiWQc.png)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 26, 2012, 12:54:36 AM
You die. I insert my long awaited Spelunky mod


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 26, 2012, 02:54:43 AM
You get Tastes like Spelunky.

I insert my cousin Nathan.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 26, 2012, 05:09:38 AM
You get Nathaniel Black, a half-Iroquois guy.

I insert the Aqua Wish song from La-Mulana.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 26, 2012, 08:43:21 PM
You get the aquaria soundtrack. I insert the Spelunky soundtrack


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 27, 2012, 05:30:45 AM
You get the La-Mulana Spelunky soundtrack (the one in the music thread, that Arucard worked on).

I insert an AI chip into the Mossmouth Vending Machine.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 27, 2012, 06:13:52 AM
The machine spat it out, saying "I already have an AI chip! I don't need another one!"

I insert the La-Mulana Spelunky soundtrack (the one in the music thread, that Arucard worked on). (copied and pased. :P )


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 27, 2012, 07:41:11 AM
You get Arucard's Cave Story + Pokémon drawings.

I insert a serial killer from Shane's Cave Story 1.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 27, 2012, 06:20:04 PM
You get a real serial killer. I insert marsgreekgod


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 28, 2012, 12:25:24 AM
You get a greek god named Ares, who incidentally was from Mars.  :P

I insert DelGato.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 28, 2012, 05:15:58 AM
You get a sign saying "Beware of the Cat" in Spanish.

I insert all 22 passwords that I have. What they are WILL remain secret.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Skoke on August 28, 2012, 07:03:26 AM
You get your usernames

I insert pencils


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 28, 2012, 08:36:56 AM
You get pen

I insert sils.  :P


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 28, 2012, 09:32:24 AM
You get a dictionary full of words that do not exist. ;D

I somehow manage to insert Brian Bosco (I think that's his surname) from the Runaway games.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 28, 2012, 11:00:55 AM
You get a Runaway game without him (ala Wreck it Ralph).  :'(

I insert this video. (http://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0) (http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs9/i/2006/021/2/1/Snicker_by_eilu1183.gif)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: supermariousa on August 28, 2012, 11:05:54 AM
Get off the forums.

I insert a beach ball.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 28, 2012, 11:26:23 AM
You get a beach ball the size of an ant.

I insert a conversationalist.
(I think that's a possible profession of dwarves in Dwarf Fortress)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 29, 2012, 01:23:55 PM
You get a Conversationlist (a person who's jobs is to have conversations all the time).  ;D

I inser SuperX46's new (MS Paint-styled) avatar.  :P


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 30, 2012, 03:14:55 PM
You get SuperX46's old MS Paint-styled avatar. Also, how does one "inser?" :P

I insert all of my depression.
In hopes of never being depressed. It won't work but doesn't stop me from trying ;)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 31, 2012, 12:09:11 AM
Granted, you now only get sad.

(Wait, this isn't the wish-granting thread, is it?)  :P  :)

I insert Japan.

off topic:

Also, how does one "inser?" :P

I meant "insert".

Everyone makes mistakes.  :P


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 31, 2012, 03:08:55 AM
You get all existing anime.
I insert "Wind Fortress.org" (;D)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on August 31, 2012, 03:14:23 AM
You get "Wind Fortress.MP3"!

I insert (;D) that Shane had posted in the previous post.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on August 31, 2012, 03:16:04 AM
You get fifteen of them.
I insert "Shane Victory Pose.gif"


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Nathan on August 31, 2012, 07:25:41 PM
You get ShaneVictoryPose.png I insert life


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on September 01, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
You get the television program called "Life"

I insert Spring Day (it's Spring Day in the Southern Hemisphere)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on September 01, 2012, 05:57:16 AM
You get Springfield. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield_%28The_Simpsons%29)

I insert Life. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life)  :) (Click the URL for what I meant :P )


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Wonkyth on September 01, 2012, 06:00:13 AM
You get a swarm of gliders.

I insert a tentacle.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on September 01, 2012, 06:14:37 AM
You get an octopus.

I insert a squirrel...


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on September 01, 2012, 01:38:48 PM
You get  Pachirisu.  (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pachirisu_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29)

I insert Emolga (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Emolga).


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on September 01, 2012, 01:58:22 PM
You get Pikachu (since squirrels and mice are rodents).

I insert my Pikachu nicknamed Raichu.


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: KarjamP on September 02, 2012, 01:34:17 AM
You get a Raichu named Pikachu.  :P

I insert Shane's super inhuman form. (http://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0)

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs9/i/2006/021/2/1/Snicker_by_eilu1183.gif)


Title: Re: The Mossmouth Vending Machine
Post by: Shane on September 02, 2012, 06:18:45 AM
That wasn't my Super Inhuman form, it was my evil Alter Ego's SI form.
And you get his Hyper Inhuman form.

I insert Goku's head.